It's broken, and was picked up by a femme fatale

"Just as I taught him how to use a gun, I will teach you how to fight today!"

Wow, long, dong!
The vanguard battalion commander took a deep breath.
The old man is bragging, not afraid of slipping his tongue...

"Squeak~"

After taking a sip of Shao Dao Zi,
Zong Renmuzi glanced at the young battalion commander.
"What, you're not convinced?"

The battalion commander was not as skilled as the others and could only laugh along.
"Don't dare, don't dare!"

Zong Renmuzi sneered,

"You should have learned the 'reverse attack', right? That was something I taught Xiao Guangzi..."

The battalion commander was shocked.
As a general of the Imperial Guard,

Among the eighteen kinds of cold weapons, Tong Guang's spearmanship is superb.
In particular, his "return of the carbine"
It is unique in the world and there is no one better than it.

If it were anything else, the vanguard battalion commander wouldn't react violently.
But, every soldier of the Royal Guard,
They all regard Tong Guang as the "God of Guns" and will never allow anyone to blaspheme him!
"You, you~~you are talking nonsense!"

"Hey, come on, I'll suppress it for a bit.
Just use your spear to attack, if you can hit it, it's your skill."

As practitioners, we cannot avoid learning from each other.
The "realm suppression" mode can ensure absolute fairness and authenticity.
"Same realm" strength is comparable,
What the two sides are competing for is experience, skills, thinking, etc.

Seeing that Zong Ren Mu Zi really suppressed his own realm,
The pioneer battalion commander was eager to try.

However, he did not look for the big gun, but picked up a chopstick from the table.
"Since you have invited me so kindly,

I will use these chopsticks to ask for your advice! "

"Haha! Interesting, come on!"

The vanguard battalion commander saw the other side,
Still drinking and eating slowly, I couldn't help but feel a little angry.

After all, I have practiced marksmanship for five years.

If you don't teach me a lesson, I won't know that the Horse King has three eyes...

"Shh!"

He lunged forward.
The chopsticks in his right hand pierced into Zong Ren Muzi's chest with a sound of wind.

The chest and abdomen are large.
It has always been the opponent's main attack point.
Conversely, everyone’s defense of the chest and abdomen is also the strongest.

"puff!"

The battalion commander's eyes blurred.
But the tip of the chopsticks poked a piece of beef...

Zong Ren Muzi smiled and said:

"The speed and angle are just OK, but the strength is not up to par. Just take a piece of meat and eat it."

Yeah!

You old man, I'm not done with you!
Throwing away the piece of meat angrily, the battalion commander gritted his teeth and took a breath, aiming at the face and striking again with lightning speed.
"Ding!"

This time, the chopsticks were blocked by the wine jug and tilted to the left.
The battalion commander's figure also leaned to the left.

But he turned sideways and quietly put the chopsticks away.
He quickly transferred it to his left hand and stabbed Zong Ren Muzi's throat with his backhand.

This set of moves is smooth and seamless.
The angle, strength and speed were all impeccable, and he performed the "Tong family's counterattack" vividly.

"Break!"

With the sound of breaking through the air,

The tiny chopsticks turned into a virtual poisonous snake.
With an extremely cunning and secretive posture, it swiftly bites towards the target's throat...

Return the gun to the throat, there is no solution to the kill!

……

On the Chengtian Terrace,

Emperor Linggui dragged out Lu Yuan's harem and the two dragon treasures.

Faced with the threat, Qiao'er Guanyin had to agree to help the other party open the "Darkest Temple".

"I have a condition. Send them to the palace safely first..."

Emperor Linggui said indifferently: "Sure!"

With a wave of his hand, Lu Yuan's family flew up into the sky like clouds.
They all fell into the palace and were locked up in an empty palace.

"Hurry up! I can't wait!"

Qiaoer Guanyin activates the "light particles" in the body.
A line of golden light emerged from Dantian.

He stretched out his slender orchid finger and tapped the golden light, like a brush dipped in ink.
Then, he drew it in front of him.

In the darkness, with golden dots in its wake, it quickly weaves a mysterious "talisman".
"Light is everything! Open!"

"Squeaky~~"

There was a sound like tearing cloth.
The golden talisman seemed to be cut by invisible scissors, rolling up and down from the middle line.

The space-time rift of the "Darkest Temple" was summoned.

Emperor Linggui was so happy that he scratched his ears and cheeks.
"Quack! Great! Here I come..."

He leaped forward and rushed towards the crack in time and space.

When he got close, his body was like a rubber band, stretched in a spiral.
It becomes very long and twisted, and the deeper you go into the crack, the more obvious it becomes.

When Lingguidi's feet also entered the crack,
The golden talisman quickly recovered and was put back together without any signs of damage.

"Well! I hope this pervert is imprisoned in there forever!"

Qiaoer Guanyin knows,

The "Black Barrier Area" is just a general "normal monster spawning area".
But the "Darkest Temple" is the "elite area",
The experience points and explosion rates of the two are completely incomparable.

To put it bluntly, the efficiency of the advanced area has increased tenfold.

Of course, elite monsters and bosses,

Not just anyone can swipe it.
You might encounter a monster that is specifically restrained.

It is not uncommon for "foreign players" to be imprisoned and controlled by NPCs for millions of years.

Emperor Linggui has entered the peak realm of the True Immortal, and he is eager to break through.

The earth probably can't satisfy him anymore, so he can only look for Guanyin.
Just in case, this big pervert,
I really got a chance to be promoted, and I made a breakthrough on the battlefield.

You will become the unprecedented and truly number one person in the world!
In that way, we can have the power to build mountains and fill the sea, and change the world.

You can also truly "ascend to the fairyland", be ranked among the immortals, and travel the universe in the flesh.

Well, the realm of cultivation begins with the Heavenly Master.
Then there are the Great Heavenly Master, Heavenly Lord, Saint, and Righteous Immortal.
Breaking through the peak realm of the True Immortal is the "Lord God Realm" comparable to the Creator.

The Lord God's first level realm,
Immortal, invisible, yet tangible, it absorbs energy directly from the heaven and earth.

Specifically...

It shouldn't be a problem to blow up the moon with one punch.

Anyway, I don't know when the pervert will come back.
Qiao'er Guanyin took light steps in the air and arrived above the palace in the blink of an eye.

At this time, a large number of armed eunuchs and palace maids,

They all surrounded the idle palace, and were confused by the sudden appearance of Lu Yuan's family.

Yan Shuangying also came to check the situation on the phoenix chariot.

Qiao'er Guanyin landed outside the palace gate, blocked the eunuch, and said loudly:
"They are your Majesty's guests, you must not be rude!"

Hey!

Who is this person who dares to forge an imperial edict?
There was an armed eunuch who, relying on the strength of the Heavenly Lord, used a move called "Wild Growth".

Suddenly, countless "bamboo shoots" sprang out from the floor tiles where Qiaoer Guanyin was standing, stabbing towards the target like sharp swords.

If you get stabbed, you will be seriously injured if not killed.

However, this dead eunuch went out without checking the almanac and met the messenger of light.
Qiao'er Guanyin snorted coldly, pointed at the eunuch and scolded:
"You like bamboo, right?
Let you eat enough for the rest of your life, super change!"

"Hey!"

The great eunuch Tianzun suddenly felt that

My whole body was itchy, so I reached up to scratch my neck.

But he soon realized that something was wrong.
There was no part of my body that didn't itch. It was so itchy that it felt like millions of little bugs were crawling out from under my skin.
However, in the eyes of those around me,
The eunuch's body quickly became bloated.
This action caused his clothes to be torn off, and long black and white hair grew all over his body.

Especially, the two big eyes with dark eye sockets are very kawaii...

Oh, the eunuch chief has turned into an "iron-eating beast"?

Monster!

Run...

What he feared was not the eunuch, but Qiao'er Guanyin.

The eunuchs and palace maids dispersed in a hurry, but Queen Shenling was left alone.

Qiao'er Guanyin smiled and said softly:

"Queen, how are you?"

After saying this, he cut off all the bamboo shoots around him and threw them to the "iron-eating beast".

Although the eunuch knew that this thing could not be eaten raw,
But his soul is now imprisoned by magic, so his words have no effect.

Driven by physiological habits, it can't help but
With his two plump front paws, he held the bamboo shoots and started chewing them...

Well, although the soul is sealed,
But the eunuch chief can experience the physiological sensations 100%.

Dear fellow hangers-on,
Use your imagination to think about what it tastes like to eat raw bamboo shoots (including the shell)?

Yan Shuangying felt that the other party,
He seemed familiar, but he didn't dare to recognize him, so he asked carefully:
"Excuse me, do you know me?"

Qiao'er Guanyin smiled and said, "In my dream, you even called me sister..."

what!
Queen Shen Ling looked at the other party in surprise, feeling that the change was too great.

"But my sister looks like...what's wrong?"

Qiao'er Guanyin curled her lips and said unhappily:

"It's all the fault of that toad, who mixed me with myself...

In the end, only half of it was left. Look at my nose. Is it the same as before?"

Yan Shuangying looked carefully.
Don't mention it, it's exactly the same as what I saw in my dream.
"Oh my! It's really Sister Guanyin!"

"Well, call me Qiao'er Guanyin...

Because, my other half is the woman of the King of China, Zhao Qiaoer..."

Ah!
Yan Shuangying was very surprised and didn't know what was going on.

However, she was puzzled by the group of people in the idle palace.

"Sister, what are these 'guests' like?"

"To put it simply, it's a big toad.

Kidnapping the Chinese king's concubines as hostages... I tried to persuade them,

We have finally settled them here, so please help take care of them, sister."

Yan Shuangying asked curiously:

"Sister, you are so powerful, why don't you send them home?"

Qiaoer Guanyin spread her hands,
"You think I don't want to?

However, they were all under a forbidden spell.
You cannot leave the confinement area, or you will explode and die!"

In fact, there are also restrictions on Qiao'er Guanyin.

Once you leave the imperial city, you will be wiped out immediately.
What’s even more depressing is that even if He were to reincarnate into the world, He would be confined to the imperial city.

Ah!
Yan Shuangying was frightened by Emperor Linggui's cruelty.

She stepped forward, got close to Qiao'er Guanyin, and asked quietly:
"So, where did it go?"

"I have entered a different dimension, and I don't know when I can come back..."

Taking a look at the unconscious Lu Yuan family, Yan Shuangying asked sympathetically:
"What will they do if they can't come back?"

Qiao'er Guanyin sighed,

"Well~~ Let's take it one step at a time. There will always be a way..."

In fact, after entering the Dark Temple, Emperor Linggui's luck was extremely good.
Miraculously, it fell into the BOSS hole.

On the black iron throne, squatted a black crow wearing old-fashioned glasses.

Emperor Linggui knew what was good, so he jumped on it without knowing whether he would live or die.
"Ahhh! Cute little crow, I'm going to bite you to death!"

Unexpectedly, the black crow spoke human language.

"No! You don't want to!"

Suddenly, Emperor Linggui seemed to have lost his memory and could not remember what he was going to do.

It bounced back to where it came from.
Suddenly, an idea came to my mind and I regained my previous thoughts.

Jumped up again,

"Ahhh, beautiful little crow, I'm going to eat you!"

"No! You don't want to!"

Emperor Linggui was like a fool, jumping back to the starting point again.

"Quack! How strange!
This scene, why does it look so familiar..."

No matter what, the most important thing is to defeat the BOSS to gain experience and make a breakthrough!
Correct!
"Ahhh! Damn little crow, I'm going to beat you up!"

"No! You don't want to!"

……

……

Thus, Emperor Linggui and Black Crow Boss,

We repeat it over and over again, never get tired of it, and have a lot of fun.

In Tongguan Pass, 2,000 miles away from the imperial city,
Within three days, Sima Biantou had sex with all the dozen beauties in the king's tent.

Such an obvious move could not be hidden from those who were interested.

However, Sima Biantou had no scruples and was having a great time.
At noon on the fourth day,
Niu Moxing returned with food, money, and thousands of male and female captives!

The flat-headed Prime Minister led his men out of the city and lined up to welcome them.
The "king" was welcomed back to the king's tent, but Niu Moxing seemed to sense something was wrong.

He immediately looked at the dead horse flat head,
"Did you touch them?"

More than a dozen beauties were so frightened that some knelt down, and some fainted.

Sima Biantou said to his left and right:
"All of you get out! The king and I have something important to discuss!"

When the gods fight, the little devil immediately slips away tactfully.

When there were no outsiders in the tent, Sima Biantou began to fool "Ershazi".

"To be honest, Your Majesty, I did move..."

The Bull Demon Star flicked casually,
The trident instantly appeared in his hand, pressing against the dead horse's throat.

"Humph! You are so brave! Aren't you afraid of death?"

"Your Majesty, this old minister did this.
I had no choice, it was all for the sake of the king's eternal legacy!"

Niu Moxing was stunned.
Oh my goodness, you can’t even fool a ghost with this, right?
"Ha, tell me, how did you have to do that?"

The flat-headed Prime Minister showed no fear.

He knew very well that if he showed any fear, he would surely die.

"I, your Majesty, ask you,

Is the country more important, or a few cheap women? "

Niu Moxing still knows basic logic and common sense.

"Of course it's the country!"

"Your Majesty, see Wanli clearly!
So, if the king wants to do this for a cheap woman,
If you kill the old ministers, who will advise the king and manage the people in the court?"

Uh?
Niu Moxing was stunned.

To be honest, there are two people he trusts the most.

One is the sworn brother Li Dabenshi,
However, the other party had been captured by the Chinese army and could not be found.

There is another one, that is the Prime Minister in front of us, Si Ma Bian Tou.

He is unambiguous in fighting.

But Niu Moxing didn't want to waste his time and energy on managing his subordinates.

It seems,

This old man seems to have some truth in what he said...

Conquer the world and rule the country,

It is indeed much more important than a few bitches!
Seeing that the king was silent,
Sima Biantou immediately continued,
"Your Majesty, all the wise and holy rulers of the past and present,
I have never been greedy for beauty. The reason why I did this is that

I hope that the king can work hard to govern the country and make it stronger.
Build a great kingdom for the Dashun Dynasty and become an emperor of all ages!"

Whoa whoa whoa!
My Lord Prime Minister, you said it very well!

Niu Moxing has a simple personality and can hardly understand the cunning and treacherous nature of the thick black.
"Well, if that's the case, I've wronged you!"

Sima Biantou said deliberately:

"No, no! Your Majesty, just remember,

In the Dashun Dynasty, only the old ministers are loyal to the king! "

Niu Moxing laughed and said:
"Yes! The Prime Minister is the most loyal!"

Sima Biantou bowed to the ground immediately.
"For the sake of the great cause of the king, I will devote my life to it and will not stop until my death!"

Niu Moxing waved his hand and said:

"Go ahead, I need to eat!"

Sima Biantou left the king's tent with a smile on his face, his hands behind his back.
Seeing him come out safe and sound, his subordinates couldn't believe their eyes.

I go!

I played with the queen's harem and nothing happened to me. How awesome!

However, Sima Biantou, this evildoer,

In front of everyone, he even got worse.
He came before nearly a hundred young and beautiful female captives and said:

"The king is worried about state affairs.
I have no interest in women recently, so send all these women to my hospital!"

Everyone was convinced!

This guy is not a subject at all, he is the Supreme King!
Of course, Sima Biantou alone doesn't need so many women.
He returned to his own courtyard and made all the captives strip naked.
Then I chose the twelve most beautiful ones to stay.
The remaining female captives were distributed to those who were close to him.
As a result, the Dashun army of more than 600 people,
More than half of them were bribed by him, becoming the real powerful ministers, the uncrowned king! (End of this chapter)