It's broken, and was picked up by a femme fatale

Sima Biantou and the "Twelve Golden Hairpins of Tongguan" were having a wild time.
The Chinese task force sailed into the Mabajia Strait with great fanfare.
The great chieftain of the Mabajia Kingdom,

I have never seen such a grand scene before. I don’t know what the Chinese Fleet means?
He was so scared that he pissed his pants and hurried over to comfort the heavenly army of the kingdom, bringing with him wine, delicious food, gold, silver, treasures and hundreds of beautiful women.

The chief with gorgeous feathers boarded the ship and met Lu Yuan and Lady Hongfen.

My calves went weak and I knelt down.

"I, Wuwalu, bow to the King and Queen of China!"

Lu Yuan smiled faintly and said, "Get up! Take a seat!"

"Thank you, Your Majesty!"

Wuwalu got up tremblingly, daring only to sit on half of his butt.

Lu Yuan asked: "I heard you brought a lot of gifts,

Always loyal to China, tell me, what do you want?"

Wuwalu was immediately happy.

Mabajia has the natural advantage of being across the strait.

They make a lot of money by charging transit fees to merchant ships, which makes neighboring countries jealous.

For example, Sumatra, Brunei, Siam, Java, etc.

From time to time, they would send fleets to harass us, and even force their way through the checkpoints.

The most infuriating one is Srivijaya.
Shamelessly claiming that the southern coast of the strait is their inherent territory,
He often sent troops across the border to plunder and kill, causing panic among the people on the south bank.

If we get weapons support from China, we won’t have to worry about these little bastards around us!
He carefully tested.

"Your Majesty, I only hope that the people of my country can live and work in peace and happiness forever..."

Lu Yuan nodded slightly when he heard this.
"Yeah! That's a great idea! I appreciate it!"

Wuwalu tried again and said:

"However, our people have been robbed by nearby pirates and bandits, and they are suffering terribly..."

"Oh? There is such a thing?

Mu~~As a great chief, you know clearly the suffering of the people, why don't you send troops to encircle and suppress them?"

Wuwalu did not dare to mention the neighboring countries, so he said tactfully:
"Your Majesty, these pirates are quite powerful...

They are traveling in groups, fleeing outside the borders. I am worried that this may cause conflict, so it is not convenient to hunt them down..."

In fact, Lu Yuan had already known all the countries in the South China Sea through the spies in the caravan.

He knew Wuwalu's thoughts very well.

"Oh, then why don't other countries suppress the thieves?"

Wuwalu gave a diplomatic response tactfully:
"Perhaps, there is something unspeakable..."

"So that's it..."

Lu Yuan pretended to be in deep thought and suddenly asked:

"Since we are friendly countries, there is no reason for us to stand idly by. What do you think is the best way to deal with this?"

Wuwalu's brows relaxed and he immediately smiled:

"If Your Majesty can sell some equipment to my country, I will be very grateful!"

Lu Yuan nodded and said with a smile:
"Yes, that's a reasonable request. Secretary Yun, please help me with it!"

Yun Nishang replied coquettishly:
"Yes! Chief Wu, please follow me!"

Wuwalu didn't expect that the King of China would be so easy to talk to, and he immediately fell to the ground and kowtowed to express his gratitude.

"I humble myself and thank the King and Queen of China for their grace!"

Then, he followed Yun Nishang to the warehouse.
"Here! These are bolt-action rifles. I'll give you two hundred of them, along with twenty thousand rounds of ammunition.

It’s more than enough to deal with ordinary thieves! If it’s not enough, tell us…”

The name of the bolt-action rifle, Uwalu, is well-known.
Looking at the mahogany gun body and the shiny black barrel, it exudes a full sense of high-tech texture.

He was so happy that his nose was bubbling. He nodded and bowed and whispered:
“Thank you Secretary Yun!

It's just a small token of my humble appreciation, not a token of respect!"

As he spoke, he quietly handed a small Huanghuali wooden box to Yun Nishang.
Yun Nishang smiled, accepted it generously, and opened it in front of him.

Hey!
The colorful pearls, the size of pigeon eggs, are obviously the finest products produced by thousand-year-old giant clams.

Yun Nishang narrowed her eyes and asked meaningfully:
"Do your soldiers know how to use, maintain, and repair these firearms, including how to quickly generate combat effectiveness?"

Wuwalu was stunned for a moment, then he came to his senses immediately.

What should I do if I have a gun but don’t know how to use it, and it’s no better than a fire stick?
Suddenly, he woke up.

Since Secretary Yun asked this, there must be a solution!
Hurry up and ask for advice:

"I beg Secretary Yun to give me some advice!"

Yun Nishang waved her hand, and a young man immediately appeared from the corner.
"Chief Wu, let me introduce you to

Chinese mechanic, Wang Er, is proficient in gun manufacturing and maintenance.
I have a lot of experience in various tactics and can serve as an instructor for your country's new army. How about that?"

That's right, this Wang Er,
It was Wang Er, a thief from a family of thieves, who was recruited into the Military Intelligence Bureau by Shen Liuliu.
He has a high level of understanding, so he was selected this time.
The purpose is to place troops in the South Sea countries and carry out Shen Liuliu's special mission.

Wuwalu looked at Wang Er,

He felt that the other party was not good-looking, so he was skeptical and remained silent.

Yun Nishang smiled and said, "Wang Er, show your skills to the chief!"

"Yes!"

Wang Er took out a rifle from a wooden box, grabbed a magazine of bullets and pressed them into the magazine.
With a sound of "click!"
Push the bolt and aim at the seabirds flying outside the cabin.

"Snap! Snap! Snap!"

Five hits out of five, a true “sharpshooter”!
Wuwalu's eyes widened.
I go, a hundred steps away, and the bullet never misses its target...

Seabirds are only the size of beans and are moving targets. They are really amazing!

"Instructor Wang's shooting skills are really accurate!
I'd like to ask you to take care of the training of our country's new army!"

Wang Er nodded without being arrogant or humble.

"It is our duty and we have no choice but to do it!"

Wuwalu danced with joy: "Great! Great! Thank you Secretary Yun!"

After detailed consultations, the two sides quickly concluded an alliance.
Wuwa Lu is very cunning, in order to completely hang the thigh,
He divided the southern bank of the Strait of Malacca, bordering Srivijaya,
A piece of land with an area of ​​99 miles was leased to China for years, and the rent was only one penny.

Yun Nishang asked Lu Yuan for instructions.
After learning the exact location of the land, Lu Yuan agreed without hesitation.

"With the port as the center, we will build a settlement and turn this place into the 'Jeju Island' of Southeast Asia..."

Yun Nishang didn't expect that the principal valued this barren land so much.

"Yes! Principal, what should we name this place?"

"Lion City!"

Therefore, the planning of Lion City construction began.
However, no one expected that Chief Wuwalu would be bullied so badly.
This time, with the big brother protecting me, shouldn’t I be proud of myself?

So, he made harsh words to all countries.
"If there are still people who are blind, don't blame the bullet for being blind!"

The envoys from the Southeast Asian countries had different expressions when they heard this.
Fear, doubt, disdain, and some even want to cause trouble.

Every inch has its own merits…

What’s so great about having a “big brother”?

Soon, a speedboat,
Quietly sail into the island reef,
Half an hour later,
The speedboat sailed away silently and disappeared in the vast sea waves.
The task force left behind more than a hundred people and a supply ship, who were considered the first group of residents.
Among them, 60 are Marines and 40 are civilian personnel.

Wuwalu cooperated very well and allocated 300 laborers to help the Chinese side build the Lion City Port.

At the same time, he also set up the new army training base in Lion City Port.

He tried so hard to please,
It was made for the King of Srivijaya to see.
Because this is the area that Srivijaya likes to attack the most.
Hey, now,
There are Chinese troops stationed here, so are you afraid?
If you are really stubborn, just come at me!

When King Srivijaya received the news, his mentality immediately collapsed!
The vile and shameless Uwalu,
Those who betray their country, collude with foreign races and worship foreign things are called "Southeast Asian Troublemakers"!
However, even if you wear out your lips,
The Chinese army is already in the Lion City Port.

Building a port and houses obviously means we need to settle down and live there for a long time...what should we do?

At this time, a very smart person came up with an idea.

"Don't worry, my king! I have a brilliant plan!"

"Oh!"

The King of Srivijaya was overjoyed and said quickly, "Tell me!"

"While they are still struggling to gain a firm foothold,

Let the soldiers launch a night attack and drive them all into the sea to feed the sharks!"

Some people questioned,

"The Chinese army is not easy to mess with. Their firearms are very powerful..."

Dacongming said angrily:
"You coward! Are you still from Srivijaya?

Once they are allowed to gain a foothold, they will fall into Ma Bajia's vicious scheme of diverting disaster to the south!

We have a population of one million in Srivijaya. Even if half of them die, it will be worth it!
My king, we must fight them to the end, otherwise, where will the national prestige be?"

He said this,
Many people were filled with righteous indignation and applauded.

The King of Srivijaya was roasted on the fire. Finally, he had an idea.
He pointed at Dacongming and said:
"My dear, what you said makes sense!
Tonight, you will lead the soldiers to charge!"

Dacongming looked dull.
What?
Let me take the lead...are you sure?
The Chinese army’s firearms are not vegetarian... It is said that tens of thousands of Japanese died in the battle at the Japanese embassy... I don’t want to die!

He trembled and said:

"Your Majesty, I am a civil official, not a military commander..."

King Srivijaya laughed and said:

“Yeah, I know!
Civil officials are not afraid of death, and military generals do not love money. Come on, my dear, set a good example for everyone tonight!"

"No no no!"

Da Congming turned pale and knelt down immediately.

"Your Majesty, I can't go..."

"No, the king has spoken the truth, you must go!"

"Your Majesty, I have an eighty-year-old mother and a three-year-old child... I can't let them go, and I have to fulfill my filial duty!"

"Oh, you can't let it go, right? Then charge forward with the whole family!
Come on, bring his family, they must be on their way in good order!"

No matter how smartly he begged for mercy,
King Srivijaya was unmoved.
Let the soldiers take the whole family of Dacongming into custody.

Including his eighty-year-old mother and three-year-old child, more than a dozen people rushed forward together. If they didn't rush forward, they would be beheaded!

Many people praised Da Mingming to his face.
"Oh my! You are so loyal!"

"What a brave patriot! Brave!"

"You put the interests of the whole community above your own. You are truly amazing. You are a hero!"

The smart family members fainted with rage when they learned that the whole family had to charge into the battle because of this idiot.

"Clap clap clap!"

His father slapped him dozens of times.

"Why did I give birth to a beast like you? Bastard! I should have ejaculated on the wall earlier!"

His wife reported it on the spot.

She said her husband secretly cursed the king for being cruel and stupid...

"Your Majesty, I have severed all ties with him. Please allow us to divorce!"

The king smiled and said:

"Okay! When disaster strikes, everyone should flee. I agree!
Take half of his property and marry into a good family!"

Dacongming regretted it and cried bitterly.
"My lord, I was wrong. I was bewildered.

Please, my king, have mercy on me and spare my child’s life. He is only three years old!”

The King of Srivijaya snorted coldly:
"You are happy to let others die. How vicious your heart is...

"A bitch like you who has no humanity must be exterminated! Quick! Let them charge!"

A dozen executioners,

Holding a ghost-head scimitar, he forced Dacongming to charge.
However, Dacongming was so frightened that he peed his pants, and his calves felt like sieves and he couldn't move.

"Crack!"

His father died.

"Crack!"

His mother was also beheaded.

"Crack, click, click..."

All were chopped off, and then it was his son's turn.
Dacongming trembled and shed tears,
Just as he was about to leave, he fell down and fainted.

then,

With a "click", the head fell to the ground!

Hey, let me be smart... to have no descendants, this is definitely not an empty talk!

When the executioner was about to chop off his head, the king laughed and said:
"Killing him with one knife is too easy... Throw him into the pigpen and feed the pigs!"

Soon, Dacongming was awakened by the pain.
When he woke up, he saw five or six big fat pigs gnawing at his limbs and belly.

Fingers and toes are bitten first.

In an instant, blood was dripping and bones were exposed...

Dacongming sang with full of passion and had a great time on the mic!

Finally, a boar seemed to have set his sights on his fat belly.

Use your fangs to pick it apart,

“Pooh~Puff!”

All the intestines and internal organs flowed out.

Several big pigs swarmed over and devoured the feast...

What a rich, luxurious, and sumptuous feast!
Until the last moment of life,
Dacongming finally came to his senses and murmured:
"I didn't get any dividends. I was too greedy and lost a lot... This track has been lined up until 1985..."

Pointing at the corpse of Dacongming, the King of Srivijaya said to his men:
"If anyone dares to provoke China again, he will be treated like him! Do you hear me?"

The Srivijaya officials were terrified.
Of course, they understood the king's actions very well.
China is too powerful, we can’t afford to offend!

Isn’t it just a piece of land? Is it more important than life?

"I will obey the king's order! We dare not!"

They don't dare, but some people are really stubborn...

The Chinese Task Force left the Strait of Malacca and sailed eastward towards Dayang Island.

In the nameless island bay, there are some pointed ships looming in the distance.

On the ship, there were hundreds of masked crew members holding knives and guns.

They are professional pirates roaming the South China Sea, and today they were ordered to attack the task force.

Nanyang is the Nanyang of the Nanyang people, and China will never be allowed to get involved!

The pirate captain, wearing an eye patch and slippers, shouted loudly:

"Since no one dares to challenge China,

Let us do it! Defeat the Invincible Armada!"

A bunch of pirates wearing slippers started to make a noise.

"The boss is mighty!"

"Fuck, fuck China!"

"When two people meet on a narrow road, the brave will win. Dare to draw your sword!"

Obviously, they are all fearless warriors! Heroes! Good men!

The one-eyed captain laughed:

"Good job! Let's go! Chase the Chinese fleet!"

When the pirate ships sailed out of the island bay,
Soon, the task force was really seen on the sea.

The pirates were stunned.

Oh my god, what is this?
It’s so big, so tall... and it’s made of iron... how do I hit it?

Pirate ships and warships,

Just like an ant and an elephant, the gap is too big...

Even the pirate captain was frightened to his knees by such a huge warship.

Finally, the one-eyed captain stood up by holding on to the side of the boat.

Hey, this is totally unfair... If I don't fight, won't I lose face?
What to do?
The task force passed slowly,

Without even looking at these ragged pirates who looked like beggars,
As the fleet drifted away,

One pirate even asked foolishly,

"Boss, shall we fight?"

"Fight, definitely fight!"

"But how do we fight?"

Suddenly, the one-eyed captain had an idea.
He unzipped his pants and pissed on the fleet,

He then took off his slippers and threw them towards the warship.

"See? I threw my slippers at him...

They didn’t dare to fight back, but ran away in fear! Right? ! "

All the pirates seemed to have just woken up from their dreams and cheered:

"Oh! The Chinese fleet was scared away!"

"That's right! We won! A big victory!"

"Boss is awesome! He damaged two Chinese warships in one blow... Win!"

From then on, the Slipper Pirate became a god with one battle.
Later, it was interpreted into a Nanyang legend and became an idol in the hearts of countless smart people!
How magnificent! How magnificent! (End of this chapter)