It's broken, and was picked up by a femme fatale

Chapter 344: Lu Yuan is also a thief, the government troops want to massacre the village

Looking at the mini "New Energy Old Man Le", Captain En Deng was dizzy.
What?
This thing is too small, and it can fly... that far?

Ghosts believe it!

He blurted out: "I have little education, don't lie to me..."

Lu Yuan shrugged and said, "Whether you believe it or not, I believe it!"

Captain En Deng was speechless.
At this time, the official also saw the reason in the record book.
He said to Eva, "Your father was caught by the management team for setting up a stall without a license!"

"what!"

Eva was confused.

When do you need a license to set up a stall to sell meat?

However, the most important thing now is to find my dad.

"So where is my dad now?"

The official said: "In the management compound,

Go out and turn left, walk two blocks, turn left again, walk two blocks, and turn left again... you'll be there!"

Okay... let’s go quickly!

Lu Yuan pulled Eva into the "Lao Tou Le" and asked Captain En Deng:

"Want to go together?"

Seeing two people getting into such a small car, Captain En Deng was stunned.
This is very unscientific!

Hearing Lu Yuan's question, out of curiosity, he bravely went in.

Ouch!

Captain En Deng was not used to the distortion of the gravity field and knelt on the ground as soon as he entered the door.
When he got up with a red face, Lu Yuan closed the cabin door.

Under the watchful eyes of the officers and other team members, it flew away with a "swoosh".

How do you get there?

Oh, yes, turn left and go two blocks... um, turn left again and go two blocks...

woohoo hoo...

Huh?
Lu Yuan was surprised to find that they had magically returned to the starting point.

The officer was stunned for a moment, then quickly said:

"Oh, I remember there's a shortcut. Turn right and go past two blocks and it's..."

Oh my god, you did this on purpose, didn’t you?
Forget it, there is no point in arguing with an idiot...

This time, Lu Yuan rushed to the "Management Compound" in a matter of minutes.
The three of them got off the car and as soon as they entered the compound, they saw the "dung beetle tractor" in the corner.
Eva's father and two young men from the same village must be dead here!

Moreover, I smelled a strange fragrance.
Captain En Deng was well-informed and drooled as he said, "Wow, the sandworm pot... smells better than Ah Xiang Po's!"

Soon, he realized that

Most likely, it was the official in charge of the compound, stewing the meat...

Stewed sandworm meat... stewed sandworm meat that Eva's father brought to sell.

This seems to violate the government's rules.

The rule of not taking food and drink from the people...

So, we walked into the office building together and saw,
In the hall, a group of elves wearing hats gathered around a steaming cauldron.
They were laughing, pointing and talking, and seemed very happy.

Eva was anxious and asked loudly:
"Hey! Where did you take my dad?"

Ok?
Two officers wearing hats turned around.

Looking at the three people, especially seeing Lu Yuan, he was stunned.

Then, by coincidence,
Then he screamed in high C,
"Ah! Help! The mermaid is attacking, run!"

It was like stirring up a hornet's nest. A dozen police officers wearing hats came.

He immediately started to run away, tumbling and crawling around, as if he was being chased by a dog...

Lu Yuan was speechless.
Come again?

Fortunately, Captain Deng was with us and he immediately explained loudly,

"Don't panic, it's not a mermaid, it's a 'visitor from Blue Star'...

Mr. Lu comes with friendship and peace... Don't be afraid, don't run..."

His voice is more penetrating.

The sound echoed in the hall, making sure every elf official could hear it.
After a long while, the officials showed up in fear.

"Hey! Who are you?"

"I am Captain Endeng of the Beyonder Team!"

"I'm Eva from Bala Village!"

Lu Yuan sighed. He never thought that his image would be scarier than a ghost...

"I am Lu Yuan from Blue Star.

For the peace of the universe...I am a human, not a merman!"

woohoo...

These officials wearing hats,

After repeated confirmation, someone did know Captain En Deng.
Finally, the last captain's office,
A "green katydid" with a big belly came out and approached the three people.

"Ahem! I am the management captain.

What brings you here so late? "

Eva had to repeat the story again.
He pointed at the "dung beetle tractor" outside and said that it belonged to his father, as well as the sandworm meat stewed at the bottom of the pot.

The management captain immediately widened his eyes.
"What belongs to your father? Once we enter the compound, it's ours!"

Lu Yuan asked in surprise: "That doesn't make sense, does it?"

"You are an alien, you don't understand our rules...

His father committed a crime by selling meat without a license. All his belongings,

We call it 'offshore fishing', which is legal and justified. If you are not satisfied, you can file a complaint with the government!"

Aiwa asked in confusion: "Since when do you need a license to set up a stall?"

The big-bellied green katydid laughed wantonly:

"Hey! What a coincidence! We issued this announcement today after your father set up his stall..."

Eva asked angrily, "You just want to eat my father's sandworm meat... This is too much!"

The big-bellied green katydid nodded and said as a matter of course:
"Hehehe, now you know that when we do things,

It has always been like this, you must abide by the law, follow the formal channels, and never do anything reckless!"

Lu Yuanxin said,

These guys are so damn dark that they need lanterns in broad daylight!

But fortunately,
Captain En Deng is also a member of the system.

He came out, pulled the big-bellied green katydid aside, and bit its ear for a while.

The management captain nodded reluctantly.
Then Captain Endeng came back and said:
"As long as you give up the sandworm meat and the tractor, your father and those two young men can go home!"

Eva was a little unwilling.
However, Captain Endeng said:

"Hey, girl, I've eaten more salt than you've eaten rice.

Take my advice, suffering a loss is a blessing, and you will have endless blessings in your lifetime!
Otherwise, your father will suffer, even broken arms and legs would be the least of his troubles...

If there is another case of 'choking to death while drinking water', 'bloating to death while eating', or suffocation to death while sleeping', you won't have anyone to complain to!"

When he said this, Eva was frightened.

"Well, okay... let my dad and the others out right away..."

Captain En Deng went over again and talked to the big-bellied green katydid.

The guy waved his hands disdainfully at his men behind him.

"Go, release those three country bumpkins!"

After saying that, without even looking at Lu Yuan and Eva, he sat down next to the big pot.
"Hey, come on, guys, let's eat it while it's hot.

To tell you the truth, this is really good stuff, very nutritious!"

So, a bunch of lackeys began to shamelessly lick the leader's boots.
"Wise leadership!"

“The leader is so knowledgeable!”

"Thank you for your grace, leader. I will be your dog for the rest of my life!" "Hahaha~~"

The big-bellied green katydid raised his glass with a flushed face:

"Come on, sandworms go with wine. The more you drink, the more you gain. Let's go!"

Lu Yuan was stunned. These guys,

It is so arrogant and shameless to bully the people!

After a while,
Father Eva and his two sons,
He was pushed and shoved by the hatted officers and was driven out.

“I’m warning you!

Get out of here now and stop causing trouble. If you continue to cause trouble, I will beat you to death!"

Ugh!
The galaxy is as black as a crow...

Eva looked at her father and the young man from the same village, both of whom had bruises on their faces.

Just as Captain En Deng said, I was beaten a lot.
If he is not rescued in time, he will probably be beaten to death by these bastards...

What a bully!
Lu Yuan is real.
I was so angry that my lungs were about to explode.
He really wanted to take out the "Jedi Lightsaber",
These officials wearing hats,

All stabbed...

However, as an inspection experiencer,
It is best not to interfere too much in the internal affairs of the planet.

After all, "I came, I saw, I recorded",
Of course, if you really can't stand it anymore,

Then you can change the last sentence to "I conquer", which is also possible.
Anyway, the higher civilization is better than the lower civilization.
It is to crush them at will. After all, there are too many civilizations in the universe, and if they are destroyed, they are destroyed.
It is no exaggeration to say that it is just like humans stepping on an ant to death.

While hesitating,

Eva rushed over, hugged her father and started crying.

"Dad, are you okay?"

Eva's father looked sad, but he comforted his daughter against his will.
"Girl, Daddy is fine...

Hey, city people are very cunning, let's go back to the countryside!"

Captain En Deng shook his head and said:
"That's right, go back first, live a good life, and try not to come here as much as possible..."

The group walked out and arrived at the gate of the compound.
Eva looked around.

Hey, where is Brother Lu, the boss of Blue Star?
Captain En Deng was very surprised. Hey, don’t go back and cause trouble for the big-bellied green grasshopper.

As he was walking back, he saw Lu Yuan coming out of the hall.
"Mr. Lu, are you okay?"

Lu Yuan said with a smile: "It's okay, it's okay, let's go back!"

After leaving the yard, Lu Yuan summoned the water drop car and asked everyone to get in.

Captain En Deng said politely:

"I have something else to do, so I won't send you off... By the way, I'll give this thing back to you..."

As he said this, he took out the super telescope from his pocket.
Lu Yuan said casually: "Meeting is fate, I give it to you!"

Anyway, this thing can be printed in hundreds in minutes using a super 3D printer, so it's not worth the money.

Captain En Deng's eyes lit up, and he nodded and said:
"Oh my! Thank you so much! Take care, Mr. Lu!"

Father Eva and two young men got into the water drop car.

"Puff thump thump thump..."

They all fell to the ground... Eva hurried to help them up.
Father Eva couldn't believe it when he saw the huge space in front of him.
"Oh my god! What's going on? It's so small outside, but how come it's so big after coming in?"

Lu Yuan didn't care.
Captain Chong En Deng waved and stepped on the accelerator into the mailbox.

"Whoosh!" It soared into the sky.

In a few minutes, we returned to Bala Village.
After getting out of the car, Eva and her father were about to go home.

Lu Yuan said, "Wait, I brought something back..."

After saying that, he took out his small bag and poured it out.
"Clatter, crash, crash!"

A large amount of sandworm meat poured down, forming a mountain of meat in the blink of an eye.

Ah!
Everyone was dumbfounded?

This isn’t right. Wasn’t it confiscated by the captain?
Where did you get it?

Father Eva was frightened.

"Mr. Lu, what's going on?"

Lu Yuan laughed and said, "They are really bullying.

I will return the jade intact to its original owner.
Don't worry, all this meat is yours. If you can't eat it all, you can share it with the villagers!"

"But what if they come looking for us?"

Lu Yuan said indifferently:

"If no one offends me, I will not offend anyone. If someone offends me, I have unlimited right to self-defense!"

Then he took the small bag and shook it.

"Clatter, crash, crash!"

A lot of weapons and equipment dropped.

It made everyone's eyes look straight,

Good fellow, really good fellow, you robbed the armory of the management compound...

Lu Yuan trembled again.

This time a lot of glittering "treasures" fell down,
Well, all of them are Brown Star's hard currency.

These could probably buy a hundred dung beetle tractors.

Eva's father fell to his knees with a plop.

"It's over. The management team leader will definitely go crazy..."

Eva was a little scared, too.
"Brother Lu, they came back for revenge..."

"Don't be afraid! Big brother is here to protect you. If you really piss me off, I'll just let you be the queen!"

Eva asked doubtfully: "Really? I can be the queen..."

"Hey, it's a piece of cake!"

Eva's father had a bitter face, but there was nothing he could do.

The distinguished guest from Blue Star is too powerful to be offended... Then the host can only follow the guest's will.

So, we had to call all the elves in the village to discuss.

"My dear young and old friends, the distinguished guest from Blue Star said that all these things should be divided among everyone..."

More than a hundred elves were all dumbfounded.

They had never seen so many good things in their lives.
Someone asked what was going on.
The two young men who followed their father told him the whole story.
Some villagers are afraid and worried about being retaliated against.
Some people think Lu Yuan is pretty awesome. Anyway, anyone who can kill sandworms is definitely awesome.
Others think that if you want to die, the bird should face upwards, and you will live forever...

Don't take advantage of the fish eggs...

No matter what, as long as I can eat sandworm meat, my life will not be in vain!
So, everyone started to divide up the land. There were more than 40 households in Bala Village.
Every household received a lot of food, weapons, and "hard currency" and was overjoyed.
After dividing, Lu Yuan said:
"It's getting late, go take a shower and go to bed, and put your worries to rest!"

The simple villagers also went home to sleep peacefully.

In the management compound, the big-bellied green katydid, who had drunk and eaten his fill, returned to the office.
Found a mess of straw,
Just as he was confused, suddenly, his subordinates came to report in panic.
"Boss, the armory was stolen..."

"Leader, the sandworm meat is gone..."

"Something terrible has happened. The safe in the finance office has been opened..."

The big-bellied green katydid suddenly had a heart attack... His body froze and he fell to the ground...

Fortunately, his subordinates worked together to pinch the elf and save him.

"Quick! Let the Beyonder team investigate thoroughly!"

A few minutes later, Captain Endeng was summoned again.

After understanding the situation, an extraordinary person performed a "re-enactment of the past".
On the virtual surface, a figure was looting the management compound at lightning speed.
When the picture freezes, Captain Endeng and the big-bellied green katydid,
Just woke up from the dream,
It was actually stolen by a "visitor from Blue Star"...isn't he too fast?
But the captain didn't care.
Make a phone call immediately and mobilize a hundred city defense troops to destroy Bala Village early tomorrow morning!

When the dawn breaks,
Five retro steam-powered armored vehicles and trucks.
Carrying a hundred city defense soldiers, it rushed towards the wilderness in a cloud of dust!
Half an hour later, the big-bellied green katydid led the city defense convoy and surrounded Bala Village.
"Listen, you elves of Bara,

You have been surrounded. Put down your weapons immediately, put your hands on your head and walk out.

Anyone who disobeys orders, anyone who hides and escapes... will be killed without mercy!"

The elves of Bala Village looked towards Eva's house tremblingly.

Where are the distinguished guests from Blue Star?
What about the protection you promised us?
Please, God, don’t let this be a liar or a charlatan… (End of this chapter)

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