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Chapter 345: Friendly Coolby, No Tears Until He Sees the Coffin
The great military strategist Sun Tzu once said: The best offense is defense!
Lu Yuan heard the commotion outside and came out of the thatched hut.
The big-bellied green katydid brought a hundred grasshoppers with him, and held metal swords, guns, bows and arrows.
There were several in particular that had something like a fire hose mounted on the front of the car.
Lu Yuan took a quick glance and judged it as a "steam trebuchet".
Well, it should be considered as Brown Planet’s high technology…
Alas, as a peace-loving person who cannot stand fighting and killing, what should I do?
Got it!
Lu Yun took out the trap,
Switch to "Energy Defense" mode and click the "Start" button.
"Buzz!"
A transparent, invisible dome instantly covered Bala Village completely.
Lu Yuan said sincerely:
"All right! Fellow villagers, don't be afraid!
The horses keep running, the dances keep going,
One hundred years is fine...
Don't worry, I am a trustworthy person, and I will kill all the cheaters and their families!"
However, the villagers of Bala were still worried because they could not see anything.
"Eva, what should we do?"
"What did the distinguished guest from Blue Star say?"
"Oh my, it looks like the soldiers are coming to kill us..."
Eva was also very nervous and asked quietly, "Brother Lu, are you really okay?"
Lu Yuan laughed and said, "Whether you believe it or not, I believe it anyway..."
Before he could finish his words, the big-bellied green grasshopper got angry when he saw that this group of unruly people were not listening to him!
He glared at the villagers and shouted:
"Come on, rush over, arrest them, and kill those who resist!"
"Oh~"
The grasshoppers immediately obeyed, holding their swords and guns, and charged forward.
"Oh!"
The big grasshopper that was at the front suddenly fell backwards with his face up.
His companions behind him were puzzled. The next moment,
"Boom bang bang..."
Three or four grasshoppers all squatted down with their hands on their foreheads, feeling dizzy and dazed.
The next moment, there was another series of "bang bang bang..."
Three or four grasshoppers followed suit, squatting with their heads in their hands, howling in pain.
The remaining grasshoppers were frightened and stopped hesitantly.
The big-bellied green katydid captain was furious.
Fuck it, I asked the troublemakers to hold their heads, but I didn’t ask you idiots to hold your heads... What are you doing?
"Eight of you, hurry up and work!"
Not only did he not understand, but even the villagers of Bala Village were very confused.
Hey?
Why did these people squat down while running?
Hit a ghost?
However, many grasshoppers saw something was wrong and reached out to touch it.
Huh? !
Why is it so hard...what is this?
They touched it up and down, poked and hit it with knives and guns,
At this time, they realized that in front of them,
There is an invisible transparent wall, very large, very hard, and seemingly without boundaries.
The big-bellied green katydid certainly couldn't believe the report.
Transparent wall...are you kidding?
This captain is a staunch materialist fighter.
We value science and democracy the most and do not fall for such abstruse feudal superstitions!
"If you dare to deceive this captain, I will show you how I will deal with you!"
He got out of the car with his big belly.
He staggered to the "invisible wall" and reached out to touch it...
"what!"
Emma, there really is something!
This, this is too unbelievable?
He then tried to touch both sides, and I went.
It really is boundless... What the hell is this thing that is so big?
He pointed at two lackeys carrying knives and guns and said:
"Quick! Hit this thing hard for me, Captain! Break it open!"
The two little grasshoppers wielded their swords and spears, smashing and knocking fiercely.
“Ding-ling-bang!”…
However, the "invisible wall" remained motionless, and the two little grasshoppers who were working there were shaken so hard that their hands hurt.
The big-bellied Green Grasshopper captain called two more of his men.
"You, and you, look to both sides along this thing..."
The two men immediately touched the "invisible wall" and moved to the left and right.
Hey, looking at the direction where the two people gradually went away,
Everyone suddenly understood that this "invisible wall" seemed to be a large cylinder.
The big-bellied green grasshopper said without hesitation: "Archer, shoot two arrows and see!"
The archers were ten steps away, their bows would be as full as the full moon.
As soon as the fingers loosen,
"Boom!"
"Whoosh!"
"Crack!"
The two feather arrows actually broke... and fell under the invisible wall.
It seems that the defense is better than armor... No, we must use high technology this time!
The big-bellied green katydid immediately returned to the car, pointed ahead and said:
"Steam trebuchet, smash this thing to pieces!"
"Choke Ser!"
The wounded who were squatting in the front were pulled away by their companions, leaving enough space.
"Stone throwing" hand, turn on the steam connection switch,
"Whoohoo~~"
Huge steam energy is quickly added to the catapult pipe of the "catapult",
When the top of the pipe swells to the size of a basketball, the slinger pulls the trigger.
"Bah!"
"Woo~~"
A puff of white mist gushed out, and out of the mist flew a round stone bullet.
With a whistling sound and powerful kinetic energy, it hit the "invisible wall" in an instant...
"Oh!"
Everyone stared nervously.
The big-bellied green katydid smiled,
Hehe, I am so smart, I used my ultimate weapon this time.
I can definitely beat this damn thing to pieces!
Later, I will get rid of these hateful and troublesome people.
Arrest them all, make the men mine slaves and the women comfort women!
But every grasshopper present,
But I didn't see the "invisible wall" break, but I heard a whistling sound.
"Woo!"
"Crack! Clank, bang!"
"Ahhh~~ I was hit~ Help~~"
Everyone was startled and looked around immediately.
Soon, someone discovered.
"Oh! How come the driver is injured... The window glass is also broken... Who did it?"
When everyone saw it, they were stunned with surprise.
Sure enough, the car that launched the "steam trebuchet" had a car next to it.
The front windshield, broken glass flying everywhere, and the driver's shoulder.
A lot of green blood also flowed out, dyeing half of his body green...
Who did it... uh,
I am not shirking my responsibility, as long as the elves with online IQ are on site,
Basically, we can restore the truth of the matter, right?
All the grasshoppers couldn't help but look at the big-bellied green katydid.
The captain couldn't help but blush and yelled:
"What are you looking at, you pig? Hurry up and save people!"
"oh oh!"
Several grasshoppers rushed over, dragged the driver down, bandaged him and treated him.
The big-bellied green katydid stepped forward again,
Carefully check the impact points of the "stone bullets" on the "invisible wall"...
A small mark, stained with a little stone powder, but on the "invisible wall",
There are no signs of damage or cracking.
He frowned and wiped the stone powder off the impact point with his hand.
When he moved his fingers away, the scene before him made his scalp tingle.
Because, without the stone powder, the "invisible wall" is clean and has nothing on it...
This means that the steam catapult cannot harm it at all!
You know, even armor made of steel,
If it is hit by a stone bullet, it will be severely deformed.
However, the "invisible wall" in front of him didn't change at all. It was too strong!
If it weren't for the troublemakers on the other side,
He even suspected that the scene just now had never happened and was purely his imagination...
The officers and soldiers were suspicious, their hearts were in turmoil.
But the villagers of Bala Village saw it clearly.
The latest official technology killer, the steam "catapult" stone bullet,
It was actually bounced back by something and even injured their own people. It was simply a miracle!
Eva finally breathed a sigh of relief, hugged Lu Yuan and shouted:
"Wow! Brother Lu is awesome!
The officers and soldiers can’t come in! They can’t bully us anymore!”
An elf asked, "Will they crawl in from above?"
Lu Yuan shook his head and said, "No, it's sealed from above. The cover is a little higher than the tree..."
Oh?
It is easy to judge whether it is true or not.
Several elves immediately flapped their wings and flew high.
I flew to the top of the tree, and then reached up to touch it... I was pleasantly surprised.
"Hey! Really! It's a big lid..."
Then, several elves touched down from top to bottom, from different directions,
Now, it's finally confirmed.
A large circular dome defense shield protects the entire Bala Village.
Some people are getting stuck in a dead end.
"What if they dig a tunnel from below?"
Lu Yuan shrugged and said helplessly:
"If you're really worried, why don't you go and dig it yourself? Then you'll know everything, right?"
You know what, there are quite a few kids.
Including Eva's brother, they took small stone knives and stone axes and ran to the barrier to dig.
The officers and soldiers outside were also shocked when they saw the elves' operation inside.
No way, it actually covered the entire village. I have never heard of such a large "invisible wall"...
What should I do?
The big-bellied green katydid captain was so angry that he shouted viciously:
"I just don't believe that I can't kill them!
Go report to the state government! Send more troops and invite more experts over!"
A steam train turned around immediately,
Rush back to the city at full speed and call the higher authorities to ask for help.
Seeing that the officers and soldiers were guarding outside and refused to leave,
The villagers panicked again.
"What should we do now? We can't get out...
What do you guys eat and drink?"
Eva was so angry that she said loudly:
"You took away a lot of sandworm meat, weapons, and 'hard currency'..."
A neighbor said awkwardly:
"But the officers and soldiers clearly didn't want to give up.
We can't stay here forever, wouldn't that be like being in prison?"
Lu Yuan waved his hand and said, "I don't think so!
If it really doesn't work, you can just put the blame on me and say that I kidnapped you!
Or you guys need to go out now, I can help you,"
Uh!
Who dares to go out?
Everyone was also speechless because of Lu Yuan.
Now the captain of the officers and soldiers is obviously very angry.
Whoever goes out is seeking death... We can only wait a little longer!
Lu Yuan quietly told Eva,
"Don't be afraid, if I really get mad, I'll go out and kill them all.
Kill as many as come, until they are scared and dare not cause trouble!"
Eva was surprised and delighted.
What shocked me was that the "visitors from Blue Star" looked like violent elements.
The good news is that Brother Lu has always cared about me...
This feeling is pretty good, hehe!
Time passed, and on the second day,
At dawn, a "boom boom!" sound was heard in the distance.
There was a cloud of dust, and it seemed that a large group of people had arrived.
Soon, dozens of trucks and hundreds of grasshopper soldiers arrived.
The big-bellied green katydid immediately ran to greet him.
The person who came was the commander of the provincial government's army battalion, along with a dozen high-level Beyonders.
Unlike Captain Endeng,
High-level extraordinary people have more powerful and magical spells.
Some of them breathed fire, some conjured up huge rocks, and some used ice spikes to hit the "defense dome" with all their might.
However, it had no effect, not even a trace was left.
Finally, the battalion commander had to announce the use of explosive packs.
So, the engineer grasshopper brought several bags of high explosives.
Buried in the soil under the dome and plugged with long leads,
All officers and soldiers retreated more than a hundred steps to avoid being injured by the shock wave of the explosion.
The villagers of Bala Village were horrified after seeing this.
"Guo Guike Lu, they are going to use blasting, are you okay?"
Lu Yuan smiled and said:
"Just blow them up as you like. Just treat it to a free fireworks show for everyone!"
"呲呲呲!"
The fuse burned quickly, burrowed into the ground, and emitted a wisp of blue smoke.
Then I heard a muffled "boom!"
Along with the rising red and black flames, a large amount of soil and gravel rushed into the sky.
After the smoke cleared, the dome was safe and sound!
Wow!
Everyone was amazed at this thing, it was so powerful!
The engineers and high-level Beyonders stepped forward and carefully examined the large earth pit left by the explosion.
After some whispering,
They all felt that this thing was not something they could handle.
The battalion commander had no choice.
He couldn't blame the big-bellied green katydid for this unnatural phenomenon.
We can only ask the Kingdom's military department.
Report to the Extraordinary General Assembly and ask for help.
So they turned on the telegraph machine and it started sending secret messages.
Soon, they received a call back.
In the evening, accompanied by the sound of "Da Da Da!"
With the sound of the rotors spinning rapidly, a steam helicopter covered with rivets landed on the edge of the dome.
A group of high-ranking officials, obviously dressed in fancy clothes, got off the plane.
After listening to the stories of the big-bellied green grasshopper and the captain of the imperial soldiers,
These officials were clearly divided into two opinions.
One is to use secret weapons to destroy the dome, even if it means killing more than a hundred villagers.
Another way is to adopt the method of communication and negotiation to resolve this "visitor from Blue Star" incident.
Finally, the negotiators came up first and communicated with Lu Yuan and others by writing.
"Dear guest from Blue Star, our Coolebee Kingdom has a long history and a vast territory.
They are also the most hospitable people, and we hope to resolve this incident peacefully with you."
Lu Yuan smiled slightly and made two requests.
"First, never harass the villagers of Bala Village again. Second, severely punish the big-bellied green grasshopper and the captain of the palace soldiers!"
The Beyonder Vice President and the Military Department Doctor asked:
"The first one is not a big problem, but the second one...how severe should the punishment be?"
Lu Yuan asked back: "How will the laws of your country deal with the indiscriminate killing of innocent people?"
The two senior officials immediately looked embarrassed.
The Coolbee Kingdom, although it has issued laws,
Proclaiming "equality for all",
But in fact, they are selling dog meat under the guise of sheep meat.
Officials have always protected each other, and "no punishment will be imposed on officials".
No matter how serious the crime, the official will not be executed.
If the situation gets really out of hand, just drink three cups as punishment and that's it.
"Dear guest from Blue Star, we have our own national conditions. Can we discuss and make some adjustments to the second point?"
Lu Yuan sneered, shook his head, turned and left.
The negotiations broke down, and the war faction immediately demanded the use of "secret weapons".
The negotiators had a feeling that Lu Yuan was not easy to deal with, but there was nothing they could do.
Therefore, they could only follow the strong demands of the war faction.
All vehicles outside the village began to retreat again, all the way to 500 steps away.
Eva asked, "Brother Lu, are they leaving?"
"No, they are, they won't cry until they see the coffin..."
After a while, a sound like thunder came rolling in... (End of this chapter)
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