Douluo: It started when Bibi Dong tricked me into drinking tea

Chapter 42 It is said that Xiao Wu ate a free meal

The midday sun is very dazzling and can definitely get you tanned.

Feng Yan didn’t know whether Tang San was a bad person or not, but at least he thought that this old rabbit had a bad heart.

Feng Yan even felt that the rabbit saw that his bloodletting was poisonous and probably regarded him as a big enemy with no fighting ability.

No threat, rich, and very gullible.

"Okay! It's just two meals, as long as you say it's okay, you can order whatever you want!"

Thinking that it was most important to find out what his girlfriend was thinking first, Feng Yan gritted his teeth, stomped his feet, and agreed.

"Great! Waiter, take your order!"

Xiao Wu slammed the table with one hand and snapped her fingers with the other, her mouth almost split to her ears.

"You are so rude..."

"Hey, isn't it just two meals of yours? For a noble young master like you, it's nothing more than a piece of cake~"

"I'm poor, okay?"

Feng Yan was speechless at this time, and the waitress was stunned when she arrived.

"Excuse me, sir, what may I need?" The waitress was very nice and had a bright smile.

Just when Feng Yan thought that Rabbit was going to order the classic cheap one and not the other, Rabbit pretended to look at it for a while and then closed the menu.

"The food in your restaurant looks good. Please give me one portion of everything on the menu."

After saying that, the rabbit, with narrowed eyes and a grin, did not forget to point at Feng Yan and said, "He'll pay."

In other words, Feng Yan reacted quickly enough and shouted, "No drinks!"

In the end, the rabbit gave him a look of contempt.

Feng Yan patiently forced out a smile and said in a rather flattering manner, "Can you tell me now?"

"Don't be anxious, Sister Xiaowu, I'm hungry. What if you get angry if I tell you now?" Rabbit said as he leaned back and lay down on the seat.

Putting her rabbit legs in pink stockings on the table, the rabbit didn't consider itself an outsider at all, and said in a very conscientious manner: "Hey, free carrots~"

Feng Yan was dumbfounded. It turned out that this rabbit was another little witch, Ning Rongrong, but even more excessive and with no sense of boundaries?
Not only that, this rabbit is a carnivore. It says it eats carrots, but actually it stuffs its mouth with fish and meat.

After living for 100,000 years, this rabbit skin is still so itchy? A man like Tang San can actually stand her?
Finally, when Xiao Wu smacked her lips and seemed to have almost finished eating, Feng Yan finally breathed enough.

With one part smile and nine parts gnashing of teeth, Feng Yan's fist hardened, "Now that you're full, can you tell me?"

Speaking of it, having a full meal is a happy thing, but Xiao Wu leaned her head on the table, not in a good mood.

"Why do you think I should kowtow and apologize to you on behalf of my third brother?"

When Rabbit asked this question, Feng Yan felt that she was insulting his intelligence, and answered impatiently: "You like him."

"Oh~ You're right~" The unhappy rabbit covered his face again, feeling shy.

Feng Yan was too lazy to join in the fun. He took a sip of old wine and rolled his eyes speechlessly.

Then Xiao Wu looked at Feng Yan with a look of disdain as if he were a fool, and said with disdain: "Then why do you think Rongrong did that?"

Having given examples, Feng Yan knew what the rabbit was going to say, "Are you saying she did it for me?"

However, Feng Yan was still confused, which made Xiao Wu make an expression as if to say "Are you really stupid?"

"You think she's a girl who worked so hard all day, practiced so hard to defeat the third brother, and even ate Oscar's sausages. What do you think she did it for?"

"Your little sister is so nice to you, don't you understand?"

Having said this, Feng Yan's drunkenness seemed to have dissipated, and he didn't know where to put the wine glass he raised.

Xiao Wu was not a person who cared about others’ feelings, and she kept talking: “As for Zhu Qing, she was naturally angry that you couldn’t understand such a simple thing.”

"Rongrong gave in because she wanted everyone to get along well with you. She said that it was the Sword Demon who reminded her to calm down, so she thought it through."

"If it were up to Rongrong's personality, I'm afraid Third Brother wouldn't let it go so easily."

"Besides, it's obvious that you and Rongrong grew up together. She was poisoned and unconscious, but you acted like you didn't care at all." A normal person who understood the cause and effect of the matter would be anxious, but the more Feng Yan understood the correctness of Xiaowu's words, the more unwilling he was to do anything.

Xiao Wu, who had all of her thoughts poured out at once, was speechless for the time being, so she started picking her rabbit teeth when she had nothing else to do.

Feng Yan stared at the wine glass in a daze again, and the whole private room fell silent for a moment.

Finally, Xiao Wu couldn't stand the loneliness anymore and asked doubtfully, "Why don't you go and apologize?"

Feng Yan shuddered as if he was frightened.

It doesn’t matter if I don’t understand many things, but because I’m in this mountain, naturally something is wrong.

Once he jumped out of the Three Realms, Feng Yan understood everything.

The first time was when he lost his temper after drinking, but later on the kitten might not have been just greedy for that one bite.

Escaping is the worst way to solve a problem.

But Feng Yan felt that this was the best solution right now. "Not going, this might be the best outcome..."

Xiao Wu widened her eyes. She didn’t expect Feng Yan to say that.

Thinking that she was just there to eat and didn't want to meddle in other people's business, Xiao Wu just cursed her lightly: "You are such a rotten person."

"Hey! I tolerated what Zhao Wuji said, but what do you mean by saying I'm rotten?"

Was this just a matter of using a word to scold him? Xiao Wu found that the focus of this person's attention was too biased.

Xiao Wu is also a person who cannot stand provocation. Just when she was thinking of not interfering in other people's business, she is now in trouble again.

The rabbit looked confident, knowing everything, and 'seeing through you'. "Aren't you just afraid that you won't live long? It's an old trick. If you give a passionate speech, it will be more classic!"

"So, since it's a classic, then Rongrong and Zhuqing don't know about it? They know it, but they still do it even though they know the ending. Do you know how much determination this requires?"

Xiao Wu thought about her understanding of the triangle relationship with Yan Feng these days, and she shouted and banged the table.

But Feng Yan became more and more annoyed the more he was photographed.

After drinking all the contents of the glass and throwing it to the ground, Feng Yan interrupted Xiao Wu and said in a loud voice: "Do you think I don't understand? The more they do this, the more I think it's better to be a bad person!"

Looking at the broken wine glass, Xiao Wu fell silent.

She also realized one thing.

Ning Rongrong and Zhu Zhuqing were determined to accompany Yan Feng to the end, but Yan Feng knew that they would do so, so he was even more determined not to let them do so.

Feng Yan didn't know if it was because the old rabbit was not around Tang San, so he didn't pretend anymore, but he said something sensible, "They all say you are a playboy, are you actually doing it on purpose? Sister Xiao Wu, I underestimated you~"

The Sword Demon, who had always been strong, picked up the wine glass and took a sip, and made an accurate judgment for himself: "I didn't mean it. I am just a playboy. I have all the five vices, including wine, sex, money and anger."

Xiao Wu is also a person who likes to tease others. She deliberately threw a coquettish glance at Feng Yan to tease him.

Then he put the long rabbit legs in pink stockings on the table again, and his fingertips ran across the absolute area of ​​the thigh sock opening.

"Although you can't compare to my pure and innocent third brother, you didn't go to a brothel like Dai Mubai and the others."

Feng Yan wondered if he had spoiled this rabbit and she did this on purpose, making sure that as a gentleman he would not do anything to her?
What do you mean Tang San is pure and innocent?
In the middle of the afternoon, the fair-skinned Tang San might have been tanned into some kind of black jerky outside the city, at least he would not be fair anymore. The tinted glasses of this old rabbit were really outrageous.

But Fengyan's competitive nature caused him to deviate from the point of concern.

He stood up so suddenly that he knocked over the chair.

Then he took a big step and came behind Xiao Wu. In front of her incredulous gaze, he gave her a big slap on the butt, and said viciously: "I'm going to the brothel now!!"

Xiao Wu also jumped up, with her furious scorpion-tail braid standing up, and yelled, "I xx, you xxxxx, go ahead! Why are you hitting me!"

Thinking that Yan Feng was probably just speaking in anger, and feeling that the food on the table should not be wasted, Xiao Wu decided to ignore the drunken idiot for the time being and just eat and drink.

"Really? Sister Xiaowu actually forgot that the money was with Third Brother. I didn't eat much for breakfast and I'm so hungry... But this Yan Feng is really a rich man. Sister Xiaowu will have enough to eat~"

At this time, Xiao Wu didn't know that Feng Yan would become somewhat irrational after drinking too much. For example, he would squeeze out his cultivation and go find a brothel, which was outrageous.

But it was not until Xiao Wu could not eat any more and was about to leave, and was stopped by the waiter and asked to pay the bill, that she realized the seriousness of the matter.

(End of this chapter)