Douluo: It started when Bibi Dong tricked me into drinking tea

Chapter 43 Fengyan's Adventures in a Brothel
"That guy left without paying the bill, and you didn't stop him?! Didn't I tell him to pay the bill?!"

No matter how much disbelief there was in Xiao Wu's eyes, the pretty waitress still smiled professionally and nodded.

"I'm sorry Miss, we didn't notice the gentleman leaving."

Xiao Wu almost lost her temper on the spot, "No... His sword demon face is so easy to recognize, are you guys kidding me?!"

At this time, the hotel manager also arrived. He still smiled and nodded professionally, "Indeed, no. All the staff of our restaurant can testify to this. Do you want to eat a free meal?"

"I…"

The key point is that behind him there is a four-ring soul master and six great soul masters, and at this time they all showed their soul rings.

Only then did Xiao Wu feel that Yan Feng was right in his self-evaluation. He was just a playboy, but every place he found to eat was high-end, and there were so many soul masters in charge.

...

Zheng Zhengfengyan didn't get drunk at all. With Bibi Dong's poison in his body, he had to drink even if he couldn't.

It's like Bibi Dong has given Feng Yan a "wife order" in advance. If he drinks too much, he will at most go to the toilet frequently and be just slightly tipsy, but not drunk at all.

There's just something missing in my brain.

Feng Yan had never been to a brothel, so naturally he didn't have any knowledge of the subject.

What is the name of "Yixiang Garden"? It turns out to be a teahouse, which is all about elegance.

The poor invincible Sword Demon had the audacity to ask the receptionist if there were any special services, but was tricked into going to a private room to watch the tea ceremony.

How can you appreciate the tea art performance? Feng Yan doesn't have the artistic talent at all, which makes the invincible sword demon feel very embarrassed.

It is said that drinking tea can refresh the mind, but Feng Yan, who couldn't get drunk, just slept for the whole afternoon.

When the sun finally set and the nightlife began, Feng Yan gritted his teeth and stomped his feet, insisting on seeing what the brothel was like.

After stopping a passerby on the street and asking, Feng Yan finally found a brothel with nice decoration called "Mengwulou".

However, after an afternoon of tea art, Feng Yan had learned his lesson and used his mental power to detect in advance.

It would have been better if you didn't investigate, but once the rumor spread, no one would say a word.

He has good hearing, so isn't the debauchery that occurs when the nightlife begins a pure live broadcast?
And it seemed that Dai Mubai and Ma Hongjun were also inside. This made Feng Yan develop a kind of mysophobia, so he simply closed the mental scan.

Thinking that the next place might be even worse, Feng Yan walked in with gritted teeth.

God knows how determined he was to achieve this competitive spirit.

After all, it was the first time, and Feng Yan was a little nervous.

The madam who came over saw Feng Yan's clothes and expression, and her eyes lit up immediately, "Wow~ This young man is so handsome~ Is this your first time in our store? Sisters..."

Zuoyoufengyan doesn’t have much money left, so he really can’t do anything fancy.

So Feng Yan immediately interrupted the madam, used some of his Lion's Roar skills, and locked onto the Soul Sect guards in the brothel.

Imitating the true dandies of Tiandou City, he stood with his hands on his hips, stamped his feet, and pointed his nose to the sky. Feng Yan shouted, "Enough!"

For a moment, the entire brothel was shaken and suddenly became quiet.

Everyone just heard Feng Yan saying, "I'm not here to watch your talent show! Don't do anything dirty that will bother me! I want the best private room, and I want a beautiful virgin! Understand?"

This move almost scared the madam to death, but thanks to her years of professionalism, she was able to remain calm and quickly accepted the rumor.

"Yes, yes, yes! Please come in, sir! Please wait in the guest room for a while. I will call you when we are ready, okay?"

"Yes." Feng Yan said coldly.

Under everyone's horrified gaze, Feng Yan followed the madam to a luxuriously decorated private room.

As soon as we entered the private room, the madam poured tea and pointed to a door near the window in the room and said, "Look at this inner door, my dear. When the girl is ready, the bell here will ring. Then..."

Feng Yan's stomach churned at the sight of the tea. He interrupted the madam impatiently and scolded her, "Get lost! Don't get in my way!"

The madam entered and replied as she retreated, "Yes!"

As soon as the madam left Feng Yan, he stood up and stomped the floor frantically. Sometimes having a high level of cultivation is not necessarily a good thing.

He regretted it the moment he approached the brothel, and he entered just because of his competitive spirit.

To say that you have any thoughts about the little girl is nonsense.

With the idea of ​​doing good deeds every day, Feng Yan decided to have a chat with the pure girl who was in trouble.

If the other person is unwilling, Feng Yan will let go of his desire to help others and respect their fate.

There is hope. Feng Yan thinks that at most his little extra money can help others live for a few more years, which can be considered a good deed before he dies.

In fact, Feng Yan felt that he was definitely leaning towards the latter.

Because as soon as the madam left the house, a girl would whisper in her ear, "Mom, where can we find a virgin here? What if..."

"Hush!" The madam immediately gave the man a stern look, then carefully glanced in Feng Yan's direction, pulled the man away, and whispered, "What a coincidence today, someone just entered the Zuiwu Tower this afternoon!"

"Just came in? Doesn't that mean you don't know how to treat guests? That guest can't even afford to offend our Soul Sect's guards. If we bump into him, won't we be in big trouble?!"

"How could I not know?! But if I'm not a virgin, how can I get a good deal?" "Then what should I do..."

"In this way, the new arrival is also stunned. Change her clothes and put some light makeup on her, and let the customer do what he wants."

"Is this okay?"

"Do you have a better idea?! If you can become a virgin right then and there, go ahead!"

"That's not bad, that young man is so handsome~ hehehe..."

The voices of the madam and the other person were getting farther and farther away. Feng Yan was no longer interested in listening. He cut off his superhuman hearing and mental perception, and was somewhat glad that he had been able to rescue an innocent person.

There are so many tragedies in this world, and Feng Yan can hardly protect himself. Now he can only open the window and familiarize himself with the escape route.

You can see the night view from the window, but there may not be only passers-by outside the window.

"Hey Tianya, isn't that the guy that Dai mentioned, the one who looks like the Sword Demon?"

"Hey... it's true! The guy named Dai said that we can do it if we are alone. We can't refuse to do the job after receiving the money, right? Isn't this the opportunity?"

"Hey, that sword demon face is really cool! If she dresses up, wouldn't she be more cool than the chicks in the brothel?"

"Ekao, eh Kao, what you said is... brilliant!"

"Tsk... I just don't know where Bu Le has gone. He hasn't been seen for days."

"Who says it's not the case..."

……

When the bell rang, Feng Yan was almost asleep. God knows how long he had been waiting.

"Ha..." Feng Yan yawned, feeling confused.

How long can this elegant makeup last?

Pushing open the inner door, I came into a room filled with pink light.

What comes into view is a large heart-shaped bed, with the light gauze surrounding the bed fluttering in the breeze outside the window, creating a great atmosphere.

If the beautiful girl in a white dress and disheveled hair lying on the bed was not a 100,000-year-old rabbit, Rumor would probably really have some evil thoughts.

When he came to the bed, Feng Yan remembered what the madam said about Zuiwulou purchasing goods and that he had not paid for them.

But this rabbit was so funny that Feng Yan couldn't help himself.

"I say, you have this side job, does Tang San know about it? Hahaha..."

"It's you?!"

Xiao Wu had woken up a long time ago. She had completely lost hope and was ready to put up a final struggle, but she didn't expect that the person who spoke was Yan Feng.

Without any hesitation, Xiao Wu jumped up, grabbed Feng Yan by the collar and roared, "Do you know how much Sister Xiao Wu has suffered because of you!"

"I don't know." Feng Yan spread his hands.

Fortunately, Feng Yan quickly used his mental power to seal the room and prevent the sound from leaking out, otherwise the situation would have been serious and the two of them would have had to run away immediately.

Everyone was awake at this moment, and even Feng Yan, a gentleman, didn't dare to look at the frightened old rabbit.

After all, this skirt of hers is more attractive than wearing nothing at all.

It doesn’t matter what happens to the rabbit. What matters is that Feng Yan is afraid that he will have some physiological reaction and make a fool of himself.

With his hands raised, Feng Yan couldn't help but tease, "Okay, okay! It's my fault, okay... You're fine, right? Who told you to trick me? You deserve it."

"I…"

Xiao Wu also knew that she went there with the real intention of tricking him, and was speechless for a moment.

Seeing Feng Yan like this, Xiao Wu finally lowered her head to look at her cool outfit. Apart from the white silk stockings that were put on her, she felt completely insecure.

With a whoosh, Xiao Wu, worthy of being a 100,000-year-old rabbit, got into the bed as if she were drilling a rabbit hole, at an extremely fast speed.

Just a rabbit head was exposed. Seeing Feng Yan's collar being torn open, Xiao Wu's eyes started rolling again. Suddenly, her head was full of scenes from the dream, almost making her brain smoke.

"What do you want to do? I warn you, I can beat ten Xiao Wu sisters like you! Ten, do you understand?" Xiao Wu waved her hands, trying hard to lower her voice, and said excitedly.

Feng Yan felt that he had been speechless these past few days, but then he thought that the rabbit was too arrogant and thought about teasing her again.

"I didn't plan to do anything, but I do have a question." Feng Yan spread his hands.

"What's the problem?" Xiao Wu's curiosity was aroused.

Revealing a big little face, Feng Yan sat at the head of the bed and hooked his finger at Xiao Wu.

Thinking that this man was very weak and couldn't beat her, Xiao Wu put her ear close to him with confidence.

"Your vagina is torn, isn't it? I clearly want a virgin, hoping to pick up a girl who is trapped in the sea of ​​suffering. How did this brothel bring you here?"

After saying that, Feng Yan immediately jumped away, narrowly avoiding the rabbit's kick aimed at his vitals.

(End of this chapter)