Douluo: It started when Bibi Dong tricked me into drinking tea

Chapter 92: Smart Shui Bing'er, Shura Field?

Although the Ultimate Ice Martial Spirit could not restore Feng Yan's health, it could be said that it made his condition worse.

But the Ultimate Ice Martial Spirit did not bring all troubles. At least Feng Yan and Shui Bing'er's bodies were fundamentally immune to the severe cold.

On the ice and snow, Shui Bing'er curled up with her feet dotted with snowflakes, hugged Feng Yan tightly and leaned against his arms, "So the body of the Snow Emperor is controlled by His Majesty?"

"Yes."

Feng Yan finally stopped Shui Bing'er from attacking and informed her of his current situation.

But Feng Yan still wanted to persuade him, "Bing'er, I know you are a good girl, and I won't tell you to find another good partner. But at least you can't get a reputation of being pregnant before marriage at this age."

However, Shui Bing'er asked another irrelevant question, "So why did Your Majesty only control Xue Di's body to dance with the sword instead of trying to control her body to speak?"

"what?"

It was Feng Yan’s business if he didn’t understand. Shui Bing’er simply understood one thing from Feng Yan’s narration.

That is, even if Feng Yan’s mental strength is insufficient now, he can still control Xue Di’s body more skillfully through continuous practice.

Just like Feng Yan had practiced the Nine Swords hundreds of times, he also relied on his current mental strength to gradually adapt to the lack of precision in controlling Xue Di's body.

After Shui Bing'er said this, Feng Yan didn't understand why she cared so much about this issue, but he also understood that it was a matter of proficiency.

To put it in the words of the previous world, by constantly optimizing the code, relatively backward hardware can better perform its performance.

The problem is that Feng Yan's mind is full of swordplay. How can he learn to speak with Xue Di's body? If Shui Bing'er hadn't reminded him, he wouldn't have thought of this.

Shui Bing'er was just smarter than Feng Yan imagined. She used this little thing to understand Feng Yan better.

"I understand your majesty's thoughts, and it's true that I don't care much. Yue'er is my half-sister, and my family environment is not that harsh."

"Even...even father actually intended to let Yue'er and His Majesty...now it's just me. If father knew about this, I wonder how happy he would be!"

"Even if I really give birth to children for Your Majesty, it doesn't matter if Your Majesty has another girl, Bing'er."

After hearing these words, what else did Feng Yan have to say?

Shui Bing'er also changed the subject, "And I'm also thinking that Your Majesty's concerns are probably not simply because of Bing'er's innocence."

"Your Majesty must be surrounded by powerful enemies to have put yourself in such a situation. Your Majesty wants to reduce the contact between Bing'er and Your Majesty and ensure Bing'er's safety, right?"

As they spoke, Shui Bing'er snuggled a little closer.

Precisely because she understood Feng Yan's difficulties, she did not regret her choice.

Even if we only consider it from the perspective of benefits, the two skills that Feng Yan gave her would already benefit her for the rest of her life and bring blessings to future generations.

When the name Feng Yan fell from the clouds to his side, the god became the person to whom he would entrust his life, and his purity made Shui Bing'er feel more at ease.

Just like her younger sister Shui Yue'er could not attract Feng Yan's attention at all, but only Shui Bing'er, who was more concerned about cultivation, could do so.

"You guessed it right. I actually have a few girls..." Feng Yan said embarrassedly.

Shui Bing'er's words almost broke all of Feng Yan's concerns, and even pointed out his real worries.

"But the smarter you are, the less I can tell you who your powerful enemy is. The gap between you two is too big, and it's useless to think too much."

"Are you worried that it will delay Bing'er's practice?"

Shui Bing'er guessed it again. Feng Yan was as naked in front of Shui Bing'er as he was in his current state.

"If Your Majesty doesn't say, Bing'er won't ask. And Your Majesty doesn't have to worry." Shui Bing'er's fingertips stroked Feng Yan's nearly perfect body, and her little head was buried in Feng Yan's chest.

"I'm afraid it's because Bing'er was seriously injured before. It's been more than a month since then, and Bing'er hasn't had her period yet..."

Looking at Shui Bing'er's rosy and tender skin, Feng Yan's pupils shrank to the size of needles, "Oh my god, I actually forgot about biology class!"

"What is biology class?"

"Nothing, I'll take you to hunt souls. Don't call me Your Majesty anymore, it sounds strange."

"Then...Ayan?"

"It's all right."

"it is good."

……

After Feng Yan left, Xiao Wu became a fat otaku rabbit, spending all day eating and sleeping, or practicing the "Shenzu Sutra".

She didn't know the date or the time, nor did she care about the wind and snow outside the window. She just estimated from a few meals that Feng Yan had been gone for nearly a month.

Today's meal had just been delivered to the room. Looking at the bright light outside the window, Xiao Wu did not eat.

"Aren't you going to eat?"

"No, I don't have much appetite lately. Maybe I'm tired of the food here."

"is it?"

The little orange cat Qiuqiu was holding a piece of vegetable heart in his mouth and digging at the edge of a dish of stewed brains of some soul beast with his little paws. He felt that Xiaowu didn't understand at all.

Xiao Wu didn't know if it was because her soul power had been growing very fast recently and had already reached level 33, she was more obsessed with stretching her body in a white bodysuit and practicing the "Shenzu Sutra" without stopping.

Unfortunately, Qiuqiu didn't like the well-proportioned rabbit legs, and had no feeling for human curves. She just concentrated on chewing the cabbage heart.

Suddenly, the north wind outside the window seemed to howl again, and Qiuqiu's blood-red pupils suddenly shrank.

The next moment, the window opened and three figures jumped in. They were all very beautiful, so beautiful that it was like facing the cold wind and taking your breath away.

Xiao Wu's pupils shrank slightly, and she almost ignored the other girl closing the window.

Because she saw Feng Yan being taken off another woman's back and placed on the bed.

Yes, it's 'take'.

"Feng Yan?" Xiao Wu stood up, ran to the head of the bed, stroked her chin, stared at Feng Yan for a while, and blurted out, "Are you paralyzed?"

"What do you mean I'm paralyzed? I've lost my ability to move!"

"Then you are paralyzed?"

"you…"

Shui Bing'er at the side smiled and explained to Feng Yan: "Ah Yan, this is because of the accumulation of soul power, which causes the body to be unable to move normally."

Originally, Xiao Wu hadn’t noticed Shui Bing’er. After all, both the person carrying the child and the one being carried were so dodgeable.

After circling Shui Bing'er twice, Xiao Wu finally said with an expression of sudden enlightenment: "Oh~ Ah Yan~"

Although Shui Bing'er didn't quite understand what was going on between Xiao Wu and Feng Yan, she roughly guessed how Xiao Wu felt.

With a little revenge in mind, Shui Bing'er came to the bed, untied Feng Yan's belt, and turned back to Xiao Wu and said, "Want to join us?"

Xiao Wu's rabbit brain short-circuited instantly, and time and space went back to the night when Shui Bing'er sent a message to the door.

"Ababa!"

"Wait! Bing'er, wait!"

While the beautiful woman was holding Shui Bing'er, she was mumbling something indistinctly.

Feng Yan spoke in sync with her, which seemed particularly strange.

Shui Bing'er didn't really want to do anything anyway, so she stopped. After all, she still had more sense of shame than Xiao Wu.

Feng Yan gave Shui Bing'er a reassuring look, then looked at Xiao Wu flatteringly, "Bunny~"

"Ah! Forget it! I can't stand being with you like this..." Feng Yan was the first to be embarrassed by the corny things, "Can you help me order some food? I'm hungry. Also, cats can't eat vegetables, only meat."

Qiuqiu didn't even bother to pay attention to other people's opinions and just kept chewing the vegetables.

"I can't do that to you either..." Although Xiao Wu came back to her senses, she just curled her lips and seemed not to have heard anything else.

"I'll go." Shui Bing'er smiled, and as she spoke she took a step and walked out of the room.

As soon as Shui Bing'er left, Xiao Wu put her hands on her hips and started to criticize Feng Yan, "No, are you worthy of Zhu Qing? Two at a time?"

Feng Yan did not refute, but still looked away and said: "You are the least qualified to say this... and although Bing'er is the same as you, she did it to save me."

He didn't say anything like 'I don't want to'. The fact is already there, and it doesn't matter whether he took the initiative or not.

Although Xiao Wu is not smart, she can understand how important the word "help" is given Feng Yan's current condition.

It would be strange if Feng Yan really wanted to take the initiative since he was paralyzed and only his mouth could move.

Pointing at Xue Di, Xiao Wu said unhappily: "Okay, can you introduce me to her? Zhu Qing and I are 'sisters'!"

"You don't know her?" Feng Yan was quite surprised. "Aren't you a hundred thousand year old soul beast in human form?"

Xiao Wu looked at the woman next to her carefully again, and pointed at her nose, as if she was cooperating with Feng Yan.

"So what? Do I need to know her?" Looking at Feng Yan again, Xiao Wu spread her hands.

"She is the leader of the three kings of the Far North - the Ice and Snow Girl, the Snow Emperor."

"The Three Kings of the Far North? What are those?"

"No, you know Xiong Jun, but you don't know Xue Di?"

"I have never been out of the Star Dou Great Forest. Is she the incarnation of a hundred thousand year old soul beast from the Far North?"

This conversation shocked Feng Yan, "I thought you were just not strong enough, but I didn't expect you were just weak enough!"

Xiao Wu was stunned, but she didn't know what she was thinking. Tears filled her eyes, "What?! Sister Xiao Wu, I didn't provoke you. If you want to chase me away, just say it!"

After saying this, she turned around, packed up her carrot bag, and pretended to leave, just like a young wife going back to her parents' home.

"Oh my god! What's wrong with you? I don't dislike you, nor am I chasing you away!" Feng Yan quickly controlled Xue Di's body and grabbed Xiao Wu.

Xiao Wu struggled, Feng Yan kept explaining,

"The Snow Emperor is the leader of the fierce beasts in the Far North, and has nearly 700,000 years of cultivation. Do you understand what I mean?"

Upon hearing this, Xiao Wu no longer dared to struggle. She just stood there in a daze with fear in her eyes.

Seeing that Xiao Wu was scared, Feng Yan hurriedly started to explain.

"Don't be afraid. The purpose of my trip is to obtain a second martial soul. The Snow Queen also saved me. Now she has become my martial soul and has fallen asleep."

"Her body is now controlled by my summoned martial spirit. She can't speak, but she can move quite nimbly."

Perhaps because the amount of information was too much, Xiao Wu felt that her rabbit brain was not enough.

(End of this chapter)