Douluo: It started when Bibi Dong tricked me into drinking tea

Chapter 93 Xiao Wu: Although my IQ is crushed, I can beat two of them

"If you hadn't said it, Sister Xiaowu wouldn't have believed it at all." Xiao Wu sat down on the bed angrily.

"I don't know what happened. I don't know why I feel so aggrieved... You chased me away, so what? Sister Xiaowu, at most I can go back to the Xingdou Great Forest..."

"It means you have me in your heart~ Hey~ so corny!"

"Humph! If you think it's corny, you don't have to say it!"

"I can't help but want to complain..."

Pursing her lips, Xiao Wu knew that Feng Yan was just that kind of person, so she endured it and didn't say anything more.

"I don't want to know about this Ice and Snow Girl thing. It must be very complicated." She also didn't want to think about how to obtain the second martial soul, and how complicated the soul power changes were.

There was only one thing that was relatively simple, and Xiao Wu really wanted to know: "Tell me about Shui Bing'er."

"Actually, it's just..."

There was nothing that could not be said, so Feng Yan started by talking about what happened on the day of departure.

It wasn't for any reason, Xiao Wu just listened quietly.

"Bing'er absorbed the ultimate ice soul power that escaped from my body, which transformed her Ice Phoenix martial soul into an ultimate attribute. Coupled with the efficiency of the Jade Girl Heart Sutra, Bing'er probably also contains the soul power of a soul king."

"She has no physical strength and has not grown effectively due to the increase of soul power. At most, she can only absorb another soul ring of about 30,000 years at the fourth soul ring position."

"There are only a few powerful soul beasts in the Far North, and the Ice Jade Scorpion is very suitable for Bing'er. Then I will take her to hunt souls."

"I had already mastered the Nine Swords using the Snow Queen's body, but I didn't expect to see a ten-thousand-year-old Ice Scorpion not far away."

"Guess what happened? It was so scared that it paralyzed when it saw Bing'er and me."

"I forgot that the Snow Queen is the ruler of the Far North. That was a big mistake."

"The most bizarre thing is that the Ice Jade Scorpion has no idea what's going on. Before Bing'er even made a move, it sacrificed itself."

"After Bing'er had absorbed all the energy, she learned from the remaining soul of the scorpion that the scorpion had indeed cultivated for nearly 30,000 years, but its life span had come to an end, so it fled to the outside of the frozen forest to avoid being eaten by its own kind."

"It thought that the appearance of the Snow Queen and the presence of humans beside her meant that it knew its life was coming to an end and wanted it to be sacrificed. It did not hesitate at all. It almost worshipped the Snow Queen as a god."

"Also, I have always had a question, does sacrificing your soul beasts guarantee soul bones or something else?"

"Finally, Bing'er got a piece of right arm bone. Not only is the soul skill a rare energy impact soul skill, 'Ice Jade Fury', but the soul bone skill is also the signature 'Ice Explosion Technique' of the Ice Jade Scorpion Clan."

"After absorbing the spirit rings and spirit bones, Bing'er really reached the level 50 bottleneck. But she really can't continue to hunt souls. If she adds more spirit rings, she will be burst."

"We'll be back when we're done."

Feng Yan was quite emotional when he finished speaking, "My luck is pretty good. I feel like my luck has changed since I went to the Xingdou Great Forest. Even Tang Hao let you and me go for some unknown reason."

"What changed our luck?"

"Ahem... meow..."

"Hey! Stop letting Qiuqiu eat the vegetables. She's choking."

"oh oh!"

Xiao Wu looked a little flustered, and hurriedly stood up and picked up Qiuqiu from the coffee table.

"Can cats cough?" Feng Yan asked in confusion.

Xiao Wu put Qiuqiu on the sofa. I turned around to block Qiuqiu and said anxiously, "Cats can sneeze! Who knows when this little guy will be able to speak human language."

"That's right, everything is possible." Feng Yan had no doubt about it. After all, this was the Douluo Continent, and ordinary wild beasts also had a chance of turning into soul beasts.

With the sound of the door opening, Shui Bing'er returned to the room with a tray of food.

Feng Yan and Xiao Wu had been chatting for a long time before Shui Bing'er came back.

"Why did you take so long?" Feng Yan asked casually.

"I asked about my father and Yue'er, and the innkeeper said that they had also been waiting for a long time and left two days ago..." Shui Bing'er's smile was a little forced.

However, she didn't want to bring such emotions to Feng Yan, so without waiting for Feng Yan to ask again, she immediately started talking about the food on the plate.

"I ordered some light food. Ah Yan, you and I haven't eaten for a long time. Eat these first to get used to the new environment." Shui Bing'er said as she placed the food on the plates.

Since Shui's father and sister-in-law were both fine and left safely, they just missed each other, so Feng Yan didn't think much about it.

Shui Bing'er treated him much more considerately than Xiao Wu did. Feng Yan felt so warm inside that even the extreme cold of the north couldn't stop him from grinning, "Hehe, Bing'er, you are so thoughtful."

"It's my duty." Shui Bing'er also smiled sweetly.

After putting down the plate, Shui Bing'er first helped Feng Yan up, then picked up a bowl of white porridge, blew it cool carefully, and fed Feng Yan.

Xiao Wu was concentrating on teasing Qiu Qiu at this time. The rabbit and the cat just stared at each other, not paying any attention to the two of them.

"By the way, Bing'er, you are so smart, help me think about what to do next..."

Feng Yan's mind is always on cultivation. He knows very well that he is not good at these things. Xiao Wu is even less capable of this, so she asks Shui Bing'er for her opinion.

While eating, Feng Yan introduced the situation he was facing. Shui Bing'er listened quietly, nodding in response from time to time.

It was probably because the appearance of Xue Di and Tian Meng Bing Can had such a huge impact on Shui Bing'er that even when she learned that Xiao Wu was a 100,000-year-old transformed soul beast, Shui Bing'er did not show any emotional fluctuations.

After hearing this, Shui Bing'er immediately made a judgment, "So, a Soul Douluo-level expert can already detect the transformation of a hundred thousand year soul beast. If there is no other way to conceal its aura, I'm afraid that Xue Di and Sister Xiao Wu will not be able to follow you, Ah Yan."

"That's what I thought, too." Feng Yan agreed. "Let's not talk about why Tang Hao let Xiao Wu go. That woman was paying attention to me when she came to Shrek Academy that day. She didn't notice Xiao Wu. I was lucky to get away."

"Sister Xiaowu's matter may be related to Haotian Douluo's own experience. He may have encountered a hundred thousand year old transformed soul beast like Sister Xiaowu." Shui Bing'er's speculation was based on human nature, and Tang Hao's reaction was indeed abnormal.

Then, Shui Bing'er also frowned, "I'm afraid the key to the problem lies in the name 'Yuehua'. Ah Yan, if you must go to Tiandou City, you might as well go and ask her in person."

"I can't figure it out...but I can try." Feng Yan shook his head. He felt that this matter was too complicated.

Xiao Wu originally didn't want to participate in such a brain-consuming thing, but when it came to her, she couldn't help it, "Hey, hey! Are you going to sell me out like this?"

"Sister Xiaowu, don't worry. We are all sisters. Bing'er won't do anything to Sister Xiaowu." Shui Bing'er said with a smile.

Xiao Wu tilted her head and looked at Shui Bing'er who was sitting beside the bed with her nose, as if she saw through everything.

"Hmph! I hate smart people like you who act like you're nice to everyone! Don't think I'm stupid, Xiaowu! Xiaowu, Xue Di's body can't follow him back. He's paralyzed, what should we do? Who will take him back?"

"Of course it's Bing'er." Shui Bing'er nodded and smiled.

"Look! Don't you just want to spend some time alone with him?"

Feng Yan listened to the conversation between the two and cold sweat broke out on his forehead.

He finally understood what the three words "Shura Field" meant.

"Feng Yan, don't you know everything? Can't you think of a way to cover up my breath and her breath?" Xiao Wu pointed at herself, then pointed at Xue Di's body standing beside her, and questioned Feng Yan.

Shui Bing'er was stunned and immediately turned her head to look at Feng Yan.

“It’s true…!”

Feng Yan was originally flustered, but when he thought about it carefully, whether he went back to Tiandou City to see Qian Renxue or went back to Shrek Academy to see Zhu Zhuqing, things would probably be worse.

Especially Qian Renxue, who has strong personal strength, Feng Yan really can't figure out what she will do.

So Feng Yan suddenly understood and felt that none of them could follow him.

Otherwise, they would have been wiped out before facing the big boss Bibi Dong.

"First, you can practice the Turtle Breathing Technique to suppress your own breath through breathing techniques. Secondly, you can use talismans, such as the 'Hidden Breath Talisman'." Feng Yan said without any sadness or joy.

Shui Bing'er immediately discovered the blind spot, "Ah Yan, this "Turtle Breathing Technique" is probably only something that Sister Xiao Wu can learn, right?"

What she meant was that there was no way to solve the problem of Xue Di's body, and she emphasized the technique rather than the talisman.

Xiao Wu was not stupid either, so she naturally grabbed the latter, "Then isn't there something else... a talisman?"

"I'm afraid Ah Yan is in some trouble?" Shui Bing'er immediately pointed out the hidden meaning of 'secondly' in Feng Yan's words.

"Yes...it's a little difficult..." Feng Yan looked at the two of them timidly and said tremblingly.

"What's the problem? What's the problem? Sister Xiaowu, I can help you~ I also want to go back to see Zhuqing~"

Xiao Wu immediately squatted at the head of Feng Yan's bed. She seemed curious and willing to help, but her words were actually full of threats.

Regardless of whether it was a threat or not, Feng Yan got a headache when he thought about drawing talismans.

"Oh! Talismans, as the name suggests, need to be drawn! Can you draw? Not only must you be able to draw, but you must also be able to draw well."

"Not to mention the layout of the positions, just using soul power to infuse the writing and chanting the spell to communicate with heaven and earth is very troublesome. There must not be any external interference during the process, and no mistakes or omissions."

"When I was young, I drew a little to avoid being hunted down. Although I didn't use it in the end, I never did it again because it was too troublesome."

After Feng Yan said all this, Xiao Wu had no expression on her face. It was obvious that she had given up thinking and was daydreaming.

Shui Bing'er was indeed smart, she understood why Feng Yan was so timid.

She covered her mouth and laughed teasingly, "Drawing talismans isn't actually that difficult. It's just that you can't draw it, right?"

Feng Yan couldn't understand why Shui Bing'er was laughing. He looked sad and begged, "Bing'er...can we take it slow?"

"What?" Xiao Wu looked back and forth between the two people's faces, but couldn't make out what was going on.

Shui Bing'er smiled mischievously and whispered something into Xiao Wu's ear.

With just a few words, Feng Yan's face fell. Sometimes he really hated the talent of "listening to the wind" and he almost cried.

Xiao Wu was suddenly enlightened, and then she also laughed evilly, "Come to think of it, a dignified Sword Demon, lying on the bed now, can be easily bullied, right?"

To put it bluntly, Feng Yan can be painted, but he has to restore the movement of his arms.

If you want to resume the action, you will inevitably have to play in a 'double row', and in this case, even in a 'triple row'.

Now Fengyan is like a chaste young wife, so defenseless and so lovable.

"I'm warning you! Don't mess around... Bing'er isn't having her period yet, but you are!"

Sometimes people die of drought, sometimes people die of floods, and sometimes people die of rumors of floods.

Doesn't he want to? It is impossible to calm the mind even by chanting the meditation mantra.

The problem is that too much is as bad as too little. Even the Sword Demon will suffer from back pain.

However, Xiao Wu was stunned on the spot, "...Menstruation?"

Suddenly she thought of a lot of things, and then a strong impulse surged from her throat.

Xiao Wu quickly ran to the bathroom, and immediately a voice came from inside: "Ugh..."

Feng Yan's pupils were completely dilated at this moment, and he didn't know whether he should be sad or happy.

(End of this chapter)