Black-bellied husband is addicted to love: eat a sweet wife

As I said earlier, Young Master Yan is very defensive...

He would never see his younger brother knocked unconscious on the door frame, so he blocked it with his hand to help Xiao Jiu block the force of the impact.

What a great brother.

... Wrong, it is really a good big brother machine.

Yan Dashao withdrew his hand, went straight to the table and sat down. [

No, this is not a typo, the word "Yan Dashao" can be a noun, an adjective or an adverb...

His old man's style is unique, the way of describing the earth, such as "retracting his hand with a blank face", really does not match him...

Xiaojiu's heart is still like water now...

His head has been touched by his elder brother, he no longer needs to struggle... just accept his fate!

So he optimistically urged the people around him, "Come and ask me how much 9857 times 7352 equals!"

"How much?" Xiao Liu beside him repeated subconsciously.

"……do not know."

Xiao Jiu didn't notice the contemptuous eyes of others, and muttered to herself, "It seems that I am mutating in the wrong direction..."

It can't be as omnipotent as the big brother, which is comparable to the precision computer!

Sure enough, even among aliens, the eldest brother also represents a high level!

Encouraged by Xiao Jiu's calmness, Xiao Ba bravely let go of the hand holding the door frame, walked to the dining table in one breath, and slammed the table, "Strict family rules, birthday star privilege!"

The Yan family has a long-standing rule that people who celebrate their birthdays can ask anyone in the family to do something, and the person asked cannot refuse.

So Xiaoba's request today is...

"I ask Big Brother to answer my question!"

A burst of lightning and thunder...

How dare he use the word "demand" to Young Master Yan!

But Xiaoba really went all out today, fearing that his courage would be lost in a while, he hurriedly said, "Brother, which planet are you from!"

At the very least, he also needs to know where he is going to be caught!

Great question!This question is really an unsolved mystery of the Yan family for more than 20 years...[

Everyone didn't dare to watch Young Master Yan...but all of them stretched out their ears, wishing they could really transform into little rabbits.

Young Master Yan answered them with such high expectations, "Meow."

"..."

It must be the wrong way for them to extend their ears...

Everyone couldn't even believe their own hearing, and looked at Yan Shaoheng in unison.

As a big belly black man, the second brother will never make mistakes!

But their great second brother is laughing now... and obviously couldn't help laughing, he coughed a few times, but couldn't hold back his laughter.

...so big brother really meow, a, one, sound >

"The program is wrong and messed up!" The translation software must have started by itself just now!Big brother is speaking cat language!

"It was the one hit by Xiaojiu just now!" The eldest brother was hit!

"... Don't hit the electrical appliances when they are in use!" Someone presented evidence in horror.

"Quick, take off the big brother's hand to stop the virus from spreading!"

"Find out where the screws are first!" The eldest brother must have assembled it!

"Where's the wrench?" Someone pulled his hair in panic.

The big brother must be a strong robot, the screws cannot be unscrewed by hand!Otherwise, it will fall apart if you drop it!

The Yan family brothers are in chaos again...

Young Master Yan stood in the midst of this chaos. With his signature lack of emotional ups and downs, he could hear the voice of people's body temperature plummeting and vitality plummeting, and continued, "Starman."

...Brother is back to normal!

……wrong!Brother has spoken again!Along with the previous word, his answer to Xiao Ba's question is... the cat.

Meow, star, people!