Black-bellied husband is addicted to love: eat a sweet wife

These three simple and cruel words seemed to have turned into a pair of small scissors made of fine steel. With the sound of "meow" one after another, they cheerfully cut off all their nerves...

Of course, for someone as big as Yan Dashao, his old man would not "meow" endlessly... This "meow" sound is an illusion of Xiaoba and the others.

Only Xiao Wu is different from the other brothers, with a special background music...

Because he thought of a nursery rhyme taught by the teacher on the day his son tricked him into kindergarten...

The sun is in the sky meowing, the flowers are meowing to me~ the bird said meowing meowing, why are you meowing like this! [

After singing this song three times in his mind, Xiao Wu collapsed.

"Second brother, help me tell my son that I have finished his summer homework, and it is in the second drawer from the left of the desk!"

After finishing speaking, he passed out on the ground in relief...

Xiaojiu and the others also wanted to follow suit, but after trying several times, they couldn't successfully faint... Everyone had to kindly pinch Xiaowu's people and wake him up.

Can't let him alone!

Xiao Wu who woke up again was extremely sad and angry... Seeing that a fierce battle between brothers was about to take place, at the critical moment, Yan Shaoheng still had to come out to save the overall situation.

He coughed twice, finally stopped laughing, and reminded his cousins, "Xiaoba said the day before yesterday that big brother can't be cute."

Ji Lingling, everyone shuddered.

Meow... Starman...

Acting cute……

So the eldest brother heard what they said, the old man was trying to sell... cute?

This is really using your life to be cute!

... It's still their lives that are used!

Just when everyone was going to draw an extra-large circle in the corner, there was a soft "pop" from Young Master Yan's direction.

Young Master Yan said "a lot" today, "Happy birthday."

"..." Xiao Ba shuddered and almost fell to the ground.

...how is it to have a feeling of being certified by the universe quality system...

And the sound just now was the sound of the elder brother taking out the birthday present?

The eldest brother even knows that he should give gifts on his birthday, and he is really getting more and more integrated into the earth! [

Xiao Ba accepted the gift with a lot of emotion...Of course, it was handed to him by Yan Shaoheng, otherwise he wouldn't dare to touch it...

The box is very small, almost as big as the palm of your hand, so Xiao Ba feels at ease when unpacking the presents.

Such a small thing, even if it was brought back by an alien, would not be so scary!

Then...he saw a key.

"Huh? Isn't this the community where the second brother lives?" Everyone recognized the unique sign of that community.

In order to protect Xu Yiran and prevent her from being exposed to the attention of the media, Yan Shaoheng specially moved his family to the villa complex known for its strict protection of residents' privacy.

The prices of the houses in this community are absolutely sky-high. Even ordinary rich people can't afford the villas here. Young Master Yan's gift is really generous.

...and meet the needs of ordinary earthlings.

But Xiaoba would rather that Young Master Yan gave him the right to live in an alien planet...

"Big brother, why did you give me a house... I haven't graduated yet, I... If I don't want to get married, I don't have to move out!" (┬_┬)

Young Master Yan would not answer Xiaoba's words of escapism from reality...

What happened that day, Yan Shaoheng was actually there... So now he calmly shattered Xiao Ba's last illusion, "A few days ago, a young lady came to my eldest brother and said that he wanted to marry you, and my eldest brother has already agreed."

Everyone was shocked.

Didn't Xiao Ba keep yelling that no one would chase and no one would want to be his girlfriend?For the sake of Xiaoba, this person even dared to meet his elder brother. This is definitely true love!

But Xiaoba's reaction is not quite right...

【Finish of Yan Dashao's cuteness】