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Chapter 39 Blue Star Conference
"Shocked, is this a private enterprise? Or is it a military factory!"

"The biggest cancer on the blue planet must be explained!"

"The defender of the free world was stabbed in the back. The truth is..."

"I feel sorry for the three-second Eagle Sauce!"

……

On the Internet, videos with various shocking headlines began to rush to the hot search lists of major apps at an incomprehensible speed.

Anyone with a discerning eye can see at a glance that the Eagle Sauce has really broken through the defense this time.

Even though the butts in those videos on the hot searches are all ridiculously crooked, it does not stop netizens from all over the world from checking in and enjoying the fun in the comment section.

"I haven't seen Yingjiang for a few days. How come he looks so miserable?"

"I'm anxious, I'm anxious. The Eagle Sauce is really anxious this time. They're just a private company. What are you afraid of?"

"So, this time, the Eagle Sauce was really attacked by a drone produced by a private enterprise?"

"Excuse me, fellow Rabbit user, how can I buy your drone?"

"Hahaha, we at Sarab bought a production line. It's really cheap and affordable!"

"It is said that the United States has already lodged a formal protest and will sue this private company at the United Nations."

This storm of public opinion soon spread to the Equipment Design Bureau.

Director Zhao Zhenghe has been busy day and night with the production of double-tailed scorpions during this period.

Fortunately, the production lines of most research institutes have been adjusted and can be mass-produced.

He just took a nap at work this morning and hasn't woken up yet.

While I was having a sweet dream, my cell phone suddenly rang.

Zhao Zhenghe took off his blindfold, took a look, and found that it was the director, so he hung up the phone.

What kind of phone calls does a retired old man make every day?
I was busy for more than half a month and finally got a good night's sleep.

The phone he just hung up rang again the next second.

Zhao Zhenghe sighed, closed his eyes, and said angrily: "Lao Zhang, if you don't do your job properly this time, I will never let you go!"

"What, the military orders were snatched away?"

Director Zhao woke up from the bed instantly, his face changed.

"What? The country whose military orders were snatched away was the United States, not us?"

"Oh, I thought we were the ones whose orders were snatched away. I was so scared!"

Zhao Zhenghe was no longer sleepy at this time. When he learned that the one who grabbed the order was Huadun's Double-tailed Scorpion, he could no longer suppress the smile on his face.

"Hua Dun?"

"Lao Zhang, Huadun is great!"

There is no difference between Huadun’s order and the Equipment Design Bureau’s order. In any case, the meat is rotting in the pot.

He then reported the matter to his superiors.

"what?"

"A private enterprise actually snatched a military order from the Eagle Sauce?"

"Oh, we are also involved. Is the Eagle Sauce still protesting now?"

"Let them protest if they want. We are a private enterprise. What does it have to do with them?"

"We must provide policy support and let the factory manager know that the government is backing him up!"

"Let him run the factory well. If there are any problems, I won't solve them for him!"

That night.

Netizens around the world fell into deep thought as they watched the 20,000 mugs, 800 toilets, 400 ovens, and even three goats lost from the three Burke-class destroyers.

"Eagle sauce, are you trying to blackmail me?"

"I recognize those mugs, toilets, and ovens, but what the hell are those three goats?" "Why do I feel that this script looks familiar? When the monkeys made trouble in heaven, it seemed similar to this."

“Why are there so many broken toilets, and why are they each costing tens of thousands of dollars?”

"The person who issued this damage report is truly a master at balancing accounts. I really admire him!"

"What a pity. Huadun is not Sun Wukong. The factory manager will definitely not admit this!"

The next day.

The United Nations General Assembly site.

More than 200 countries across the entire Blue Planet attended.

The United States even convened hundreds of media outlets to broadcast the event live.

The number of viewers for this live broadcast even broke the global record, after all, it was broadcast simultaneously across the entire Blue Planet.

In the official live broadcast rooms of their respective countries, countless spectators are exchanging opinions fiercely.

However, the vast majority of people were gloating over other people's misfortune, even the live broadcast rooms of South Korea and Japan were no exception.

To show our respect for this conference.

The Eagle Sauce Leader even came to the scene in person to make the accusation.

He was the first to walk up to the podium and picked up the microphone.

"Ladies and gentlemen, the purpose of your visit today is clear."

"As the biggest cancer on the blue planet, they actually exported drone bombers to Hussein!"

"This has posed a huge threat to the freedom and peace of the entire Blue Planet. We have been seriously harmed!"

"Now, in front of everyone on Blue Star, I demand that we be given an explanation and reasonable compensation!"

"Otherwise, this matter will never stop!"

His remarks sparked outrage among domestic netizens.

"What are you talking about? What kind of words are you talking about?"

"You can always find a pretext to accuse someone of something. We are just exporting cargo drones. How can that be a threat to the entire Blue Planet?"

"No, Eagle Sauce always says that he is invincible in the world, why is he crying now?"

"I have never seen such a shameless person. This is blackmail. Bah, we won't pay a dime!"

The situation at the conference was actually similar to that in the live broadcast room.

More than two hundred countries and hundreds of representatives have been in a complete mess.

Some people were arguing face to face with red faces, some were using physical force, and some even took off their shoes and started banging on the table.

The order at the scene was comparable to that of a vegetable market, which shocked the netizens in the live broadcast room.

"Fuck, is this still the highest-level meeting on Blue Planet?"

"It turns out that the negotiation scenes in Joy of Life are all real!"

"I thought everyone at the United Nations General Assembly was polite and reasonable, but I didn't expect that in reality, people would actually fight!"

"Eagle sauce, if you don't understand reason, then I know a little bit about fighting. I think the authorities should let me go to the scene."

"It turns out that the verbal battles in high-end games are so violent!"

The scene was in chaos until a leader stood up.

As soon as the leader stood up, the people sitting around him instantly became quiet and saluted.

Soon this attention spread to the entire conference site.

When the Blue Star Secretary General saw this scene, he nodded with great satisfaction.

"Well, let me just say one thing here. Have you also imported the civilian drones exported by our country Huadun?"

"Doesn't the import agreement specify that it is a civilian drone? Did you sign and agree?"

(End of this chapter)