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Chapter 283 Whoever speaks out first gets an intact body
A skeleton appeared in front of the minion, scaring him so much that his whole body shuddered.

The group of criminals who were watching this scene in the house were all stunned.

The skeleton opened its bony mouth and laughed, "See, I said I was dead a long time ago. There's no need to leave alive."

"Fuck!" The criminals suddenly realized: this must be a skeleton-shaped robot, with communication equipment hidden in its skeleton, so it can open its mouth and speak.

The minion was furious: "Red Romantic people, the general wants you to come and negotiate, not to send a skeleton robot to negotiate. You don't have any sincerity at all, right?"

Skeleton: "Sincerity? Not at all! How can I talk about sincerity with a bunch of drug dealers? Let me tell you, the people I hate most in my life are rapists and drug dealers! The moment you saw me, you were actually dead. The reason I'm still standing now is because I have some questions for you."

The minion was furious and fired his AK at the skeleton soldiers.

The bullet went through the bones, through, through...

Snapped!
Occasionally, a bullet would hit the ribs by luck, and the skeleton's bones would fly everywhere. It would be knocked to the ground by the impact of the bullet, but the next moment, it would get up again with a click and spread its hands, saying, "Using piercing weapons against skeletons is not effective! It is recommended to use hacking weapons and hammering weapons."

Minion: “!!!”

"Get out of the way!" Someone in the room shouted, and then another minion rushed out, waved his hand, and threw a grenade, which landed right at the skeleton's feet with a plop.

"boom!"

There was an explosion and the skeleton was blown into the air, flying very high. It landed on the ground with a loud crash and its bones were scattered all over the ground.

"Tsk, what's a skeleton robot trying to show off? You have piercing weapons, slashing weapons, and hammering weapons. Do you think you're playing a game?" The grenade-throwing minion sneered, "One grenade will kill you."

A few more minions walked out of the room and stood in a circle around the broken skeleton. "This skeleton robot is quite delicately made. Even after it fell apart, there are no wires exposed."

"Are the mechanisms hidden in the joints? They are indeed very well done."

“Where are the batteries?”

"This Hong Langman is really ungrateful. He sent this thing here. It seems that we need to teach Hong Langman a little lesson."

"Go and kill everyone in Honglang! If Boss Xiao comes, kill him as well. I hope he will hide in heaven forever and never come to Lao Lao again."

As they were talking excitedly, the skull on the ground opened its mouth and could actually speak: "You have no chance to go to Red Romance. You will all die here! And die miserably. Only one person can die easily, and that is to tell me the location of the base... Whoever tells it first will die easily and be buried after death. The others will die in torture and will be refined into skeleton soldiers by me after death. Hurry up and make your choice."

"Fuck! There's a communication device in this skull, and it can talk."

The captain rushed over and stepped on the skull. With a crisp sound, the skull was crushed. It was obvious that the skull was old and the bones had become porous. Even the hardest skull could not withstand the tossing and turned into bone fragments with one step.

After the stomping, the captain felt something was wrong: "Huh? This skull has turned into slag, why is there no communication equipment inside?"

The minions squatted down and took a closer look. As expected, the skull had turned into bone dregs. There was no communication equipment, no machinery, and no batteries inside...

So how does it move?

How did you speak?
Everyone suddenly felt a chill all over their body.

The captain's heart was beating hard: "This thing is a bit weird, we...we should retreat quickly..."

The minions also panicked: "Yes, let's evacuate here first! Why do I feel a cold wind around me?" The sun had already set, and only a little dim light was left on the earth. They glanced around and felt that the atmosphere was weird, as if something was lurking around them.

The captain waved his hand and said, "Everyone, keep your eyes open and look around carefully. Follow me. We are heading west, back to the center of the delta."

He looked around cautiously, then walked westward...

Unexpectedly, after taking a few steps and stepping down, he suddenly felt that the ground seemed to have no support. The next moment, the ground collapsed, revealing a trap. The captain screamed and fell into it.

The minions were startled and quickly jumped to the mouth of the trap and looked down.

The trap was actually quite deep, and no one knew when it was dug. When they looked down, they saw that there was actually a large space under the trap. A large group of huge humanoid rats were holding spears and stabbing their captain in unison...

All around the captain's body were pierced by spears, and he died instantly.

The humanoid rats raised their heads, squeaked at the minions on the trap, then quickly dived into the tunnel and disappeared in an instant, leaving only the captain's body full of holes under the trap.

At this moment, a small thug remembered that he had a gun, so he quickly picked up his AK and fired wildly at the bottom of the trap, but it was useless except for making the captain's body even more miserable.

"What was that just now?"

"What a huge rat!"

“They also walk upright like humans.”

"They are wearing clothes and holding spears. Are they... ratmen?"

"Fuck! How could there be such a thing?"

"No way, absolutely impossible."

As soon as one of the minions finished speaking, the ground next to him suddenly collapsed, and a hairy rat head popped out from the ground, biting the minions calf. After biting, the rat head quickly shrank back into the ground.

After all, the ratmen’s combat effectiveness is extremely weak, and they dare not confront humans head-on. Moreover, Zhang Jingyi had also reminded them in advance that they must not stay in front of the enemy, otherwise they would be shot by AKs.

Rats are very timid and will of course strictly obey orders that can save their lives.

The minions panicked, completely panicked...

They will not be so panicked when facing humans. They dare to fight with other criminals, grab territory, and even confront government forces. They dare to charge under the hail of AK bullets. They are mainly desperadoes.

However, the combination of skeletons and giant humanoid rats scared them out of their wits.

"what happened?"

"What on earth are our enemies?"

The minions now didn’t even dare to run away, and they didn’t know who to fight with, so they all stood still.

Zhang Jingyi's voice rang out from the bushes in the distance: "Tell me the location of your base. Whoever tells it first will have an intact body! The rest of you will all be transformed into skeleton soldiers. I mean what I say."

(End of this chapter)