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Chapter 284 This Kind of Skeleton Soldier

"Fuck!" A desperate gangster raised his gun and pointed it at the place where Zhang Jingyi had just spoken. He fired wildly, making the bushes panic.

He stopped only after emptying the magazine, panting and saying, "Should I have shot him dead?"

The minions nearby looked at each other.

Just as I was hesitating whether to take a look in the bushes, I saw the bushes part suddenly, and a skeleton walked out from it. In fact, the skeleton was smiling, but no one could understand the skeleton's smile. All I could see was the skeleton's mouth grinning: "You can't kill me. I've already said it, I'm already dead, you can't kill me a second time."

"Ahhh, another skeleton!"

"Grenade, throw the grenade quickly."

One of the minions reached into his bosom, trying to take out a grenade to blow up the skeleton.

However, at this moment, an ice arrow flew out from the bushes in front of him and hit the minion. The minion and the grenade were frozen by the ice arrow...

The skeleton said, "Don't waste grenades and ammunition anymore. They are all mine. Do you understand? All the weapons and equipment you carry are mine. Whoever wastes ammunition will die quickly."

Everyone: "!!!"

The skeleton continued, "Tell me, where is the base? I still say that whoever tells it first will have a whole body."

"Fuck you..." A minion was furious and raised his AK, ready to fire.

A figure flashed in the bushes nearby, and a huge red wolf jumped out, biting the minion's waist, and then shook his head, swinging him up into the air. He flew very high, and fell heavily to the ground, and was gone.

The giant red wolf opened its mouth and spoke, still with a charming female voice: "I hate this kind of weapon! I was hurt so badly by it last time."

The skeleton smiled at the giant red wolf, "Luna, you've learned your lesson this time. Hahahaha, attack from the side and don't give people with this kind of weapon a chance to attack."

The giant red wolf nodded, and with a whoosh, it darted back into the bushes.

The remaining minions were completely frozen.

Skeletons, humanoid rats, ice arrows that can freeze people, and a talking red giant wolf...

What the hell have we run into?

There were still ten minions left. One of them reacted the fastest. He suddenly dropped his weapon and knelt down with a plop. “I say… our base is 30 miles west of here, on the mountain behind Meimeile Village…”

The skeleton smiled at him: "Very good! You can have a complete body now. I promise not to use your body to refine skeleton soldiers."

When the other minions heard this, they were shocked. Oh no, that guy got there first, aren’t we in big trouble?

I don't know who shouted, "Run!"

The remaining nine people suddenly separated and ran in all directions.

But to no avail!
A figure flashed in the bushes, and the calico cat lady jumped out and knocked a minion to the ground with one claw. On the other side, Xiaobai also flashed out and grabbed a minion with one claw...

As long as you don't give the minions the chance to use AK, they won't be able to touch a hair of the cat girl and will only end up being hunted.

There are even more unlucky minions. While running, their feet slip and they fall into the rat trap. As soon as they fall, they are surrounded by a large group of rats and bitten. This is the only trick rats use, but when dozens of rats surround and bite you together, it is really a bit too pretty to watch.

In a short while, all nine of them who had escaped were killed miserably. Only the one who confessed first was left. He looked around and said in a trembling voice, "You promised me that you would give me a quick death and not mess with my body."

The skeleton nodded: "Well, you can end it yourself!"

The henchman raised his gun and pointed it at his own head: "Bang!"

At this moment……

Zhang Jingyi finally popped his head out from a distance, with Elizabeth standing next to him: "Wife, the battle is over, we can go over now."

Elizabeth didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "I don't know how to describe your fighting style."

Zhang Jingyi: “Is it not good?”

Elizabeth: "In our magic kingdom, if the commander-in-chief stays far away from the battlefield and is even unwilling to get close to the front line, it will not have any positive effect on the morale of the soldiers. Therefore, every time there is a battle, I stand behind the guards and use magic to support the battlefield at any time. This has a strong encouraging effect on them."

Zhang Jingyi: "That's because your people have never seen hot weapons. Once they have experienced heavy machine guns, rocket launchers, anti-aircraft guns, and tanks, your commanders will also hide eight hundred miles away from the battlefield."

Elizabeth: “…”

At this time, Luna, several cat girls, and a large group of ratmen came out from their hiding places, dug out all the weapons from the criminals, and brought them to Zhang Jingyi.

Zhang Jingyi picked up an AK and handed it to one of his skeleton soldiers: "Try using this weapon."

The skeleton soldier picked up the AK, looked at it carefully for a few seconds, then held the barrel with both hands, used it as a hammer, and swung it forward, roaring: "Crack!"

"Damn, this guy is using his AK as a hammer."

Zhang Jingyi thought: Sure enough, the skeleton soldiers in the magic world can only use swords and knives, not weapons from our world. I still have to use the corpses of these Delta minions to refine them into skeleton soldiers. I have to remove their flesh and blood, leaving only the skeletons to use. It's a little troublesome, and the key is that it's disgusting...

He really wanted to order the rats to eat all the flesh and blood on the corpses, but after thinking about it carefully, it was not a good idea to let the rats eat the flesh and blood of humans. It would definitely be a disaster if it cultivated bad habits for them.

He turned to look at Elizabeth: "Wife, is there any way to quickly turn the corpse into bones?"

"Burn!" Elizabeth said, "Fire magic."

Zhang Jingyi: "Pay attention to controlling the temperature, don't burn it to ashes, leave the skeleton behind."

"Don't worry." Elizabeth: "As long as I'm not cooking, I'm still very good at controlling the heat."

Zhang Jingyi: “…”

Elizabeth waved her hand and cast [Fire Wall Spell]. A wall of fire unfolded and engulfed the bodies of the minions. In a short while, the flesh and blood of the bodies were burned away, leaving only a dozen bones.

Zhang Jingyi recited the spell of [Control the Undead], and soon the gang leader's skeleton stood up shakily, smacking his mouth.

It has no memories of its previous life, but its skills are still there!
Zhang Jingyi handed him an AK. He looked left and right, then raised it up skillfully, aimed at the big tree next to him, and fired a burst of bullets, then skillfully changed the magazine.

Zhang Jingyi: "Wow! This skeleton is useful, hahaha! It's reliable."

(End of this chapter)