Every time I come home, my wife is making garbage

Chapter 335 Elf Technology

The Sunshine City Central Plaza is decorated with lights and is bustling with activity.

Today is the day of the "fertilizer launch conference". People from all walks of life are all invited. After all, there is no ticket price and it is free to watch. Who doesn't like to watch the excitement?

The key point is that the advertisement said that the elves would participate in this press conference.

This aroused everyone's interest.

It’s been hundreds of years!
Hundreds of years ago, the elves were disgusted with human wars and withdrew from Middle-earth. Since then, most humans have never seen the elves again.

In the folk legends of the past few hundred years, the elves are the smartest and most beautiful race, and the knowledge they possess is more than one or two levels higher than that of humans.

Now the elves are actually holding a "fertilizer launch conference", I have to come and listen to it.

The nobles sat at the front, filling up a row.

Behind the nobles were a large number of civilians, so densely packed that the city center square was filled to the brim. The roofs and streets on both sides of the square were also full of people, spreading out towards several branch streets.

Elizabeth was sitting on the second-floor balcony of a nearby building, with Zhang Jingyi sitting next to her, and the two of them occupied the best seats.

Elizabeth looked at the surging crowd and couldn't help but sigh, "Hubby, you really know how to advertise. I didn't understand why you brought the elves into this before, but now I understand! The word 'elves' is really attractive. It really surprised me."

Zhang Jingyi smiled: "Good things also need good marketing. Anyway, this is not a war, but to promote fertilizers and benefit the people. When I told the elves about it, they immediately agreed happily."

Elizabeth smiled and shook her head. "But this is obviously your technology, but you want the elves to say it is their technology. The elves were also embarrassed when they first heard it. They don't want to lie to others, and they don't want to take the fruits of others' labor."

Zhang Jingyi: "But they finally agreed. Who says they are kind elves?"

As the two of them talked, it was time for the new product launch conference to officially begin.

The audience kept swiveling their heads: "Where are the elves? Where are the elves? It's almost time to start, and we haven't seen the elves on stage yet."

As soon as they said this, they heard a loud eagle's cry in the sky. The sound was deep and powerful, much louder than an ordinary eagle's cry.

People looked up in astonishment and saw a dragon eagle with its wings spread, circling above the venue. On the eagle's back was a slender and graceful blonde woman with long golden hair that fluttered in the wind.

"Wow!"

"Elves!"

"One of the three legendary air forces on the continent, the Dragon Eagle Knights."

"I saw the elves and the Dragonhawk Rider with my own eyes today!"

"awesome."

The dragon eagle swooped down rapidly and soon approached the stage. The elf woman supported herself on the eagle's back with both hands, and her graceful figure turned twice in the air, turned two and a half times and then did a 360-degree somersault. She landed with her hands raised and stood steadily.

Only then did the audience see her face clearly, a face so delicate and beautiful that it took their breath away.

"Wow, this is the elf girl!" "So beautiful."

The human audience was mesmerized...

But the orcs who were watching in the crowd snorted and said, "She is obviously a 200-year-old woman! Humans are such a strange race. They actually like a -year-old woman."

The boar man also nodded and said, "Except for humans, no other race would like a 200-year-old woman. Humans really don't care about food or drink."

On the second-floor balcony, Elizabeth sighed, "Honey, did you design the Dragon Eagle Archer's appearance? I don't think the elves would have such a gorgeous appearance. They are a relatively low-key and introverted race. If they really want to appear, they will just quietly enter the city and don't make a scene."

"Yes." Zhang Jingyi smiled and said, "I designed this way for her to appear. The purpose is to make a good first impression and create momentum. Then, what she says next will be easier for the common people to hear."

At this time, ordinary civilians were already mesmerized by the elf girl's stunningly beautiful face. She opened her red lips and said elegantly, "Hello everyone present. I am a druid from the elf tribe, 208 years old this year..."

Human: "Wow, a 208-year-old beautiful lady, so young and beautiful!"

Orcs: "Humph, I knew she was an old woman at least 200 years old."

The elf druid was really not suitable for this occasion. Fortunately, Zhang Jingyi had given her a shot of prevention, asking her to work hard for the "beautiful world". The elf girl had to suppress her stage fright and continued her performance: "Everyone! What I want to bring to you today is the fertilizer technology invented by our elves..."

Speaking of this, the elf girl blushed a little. This was obviously the technology of His Majesty the King, but he insisted that I say it was from the elves. I felt a little embarrassed.

But this blush made her face look even more beautiful.

The audience screamed, "Elf technology! Elf technology!"

Zhang Jingyi: "If I say it's my technology, farmers may have doubts and may not dare to use it. After all, using the wrong fertilizer can result in a total crop failure for half a year, which is a major blow to small farmers. But if I say it's wizard technology, they will rush in without thinking."

Elizabeth sighed, "My husband has really thought about this."

Next, the elf lady began to explain the "manure fertilizer technology". She was a big beauty, but she was talking about the technology of making fertilizer from manure. It was really a huge contrast, and everyone was stunned.

Especially when talking about piling feces in the pit to ferment... the audience seemed to smell that foul odor... No, they really smelled it, because there were many people who urinated and defecated everywhere in Sunshine City, and the smell in the city was not very good.

After some explanation, the elf lady said, "Okay, now let me show you how the wheat grows after using the fertilizer."

The goblins and minotaurs also came on stage. They brought up several flower pots with soil in them and put a few seeds into the pots in front of the audience.

Then, the female elf, who was obsessed with cleanliness, suppressed her aversion to the "feces" and personally added fertilizer to one of the boxes...

"let's start!"

The goblin merchant said loudly to the audience: "Next, everyone, pay attention. The basin on the left contains the crops of the minotaur, and it has no fertilizer. The basin on the right contains the crops of the elf lady, and it has fertilizer. As they grow, what differences will be reflected? Open your eyes and watch carefully, my friends."

The elf girl and the Tauren Druid used [Crazy Growth] at the same time, casting spells on the basins in front of them.

Then, two grains of wheat grew in two pots respectively.

(End of this chapter)