Every time I come home, my wife is making garbage
Chapter 336: Snatching Shit
Chapter 336: Snatching Shit
Farmers who are familiar with wheat can tell at a glance: "Wow! The wheat that the elf lady fertilized is obviously growing much better."
"Even the seedlings are stronger than the minotaur's!"
"You see, the older you get, the bigger the gap becomes."
The growth of the two wheat plants soon began to differ. The difference between the one with manure and the one without manure was certainly very large. This had already been proven in the thousands of years of farming history of the Dongtu Tang Dynasty, so there was no need to elaborate.
However, this is a very novel thing for the farmers in the Magic Kingdom who have no manure technology.
"The elf technology is really amazing."
"Sure enough, elves are the most intelligent race in the world. They can actually turn feces into fertilizer."
“Feces can be turned into fertilizer!”
After a farmer shouted this, he suddenly thought of something, turned around abruptly, and rushed towards a pile of shit that someone had defecated on the corner of the street... He grabbed the shit like a hungry dog and held it in his hand.
It would have been fine if he hadn't done this. Once he did this, other farmers would have realized, "Oh no! He got the good stuff first."
A few more farmers rushed towards the shit on the street.
In medieval cities, it was very common to urinate and defecate anywhere, so there was shit everywhere in the city. This was just right, as anyone who wanted to steal would have something to steal.
A magnificent battle for poop has officially begun.
Some people pushed out small carts, scooped up the shit with a small shovel and threw it on their own carts, while others picked it up everywhere with a shovel...
Elizabeth sat on the second-floor balcony, looking at the chaos in the city. People were fighting for shit everywhere. The places in the street corners and alleys where people often urinated and defecated were now being cleaned up like a gust of wind sweeping fallen leaves. Elizabeth didn't know whether to laugh or cry when she saw this scene. "Husband, look at what everyone is doing when you use this weird trick."
Zhang Jingyi smiled: "Isn't this good? It solves the sanitation problem in the city in one fell swoop."
That makes sense!
Elizabeth had grown up hiding in the forest as far as she could remember. Coming to Sunshine City was the first time she had been to a big city, but she had a very bad impression of it. Sunshine City was dirty, messy, and smelly, with people urinating and defecating everywhere, and it was not even as clean and tidy as the town of Gilneas.
She was quite worried about how to solve the problem of dirtiness and disorder in the city, but she didn't expect that her husband would help her solve the problem while developing agriculture.
She couldn't help but sigh: "Husband, farmers who have land at home will definitely not urinate and defecate anywhere in the future, but what about the city dwellers who don't have land?"
Zhang Jingyi smiled and said, "Don't worry, someone will come to buy this stuff soon. Someone will push a dung cart and go door to door to collect the dung buckets of the town residents and transport them to the dung pits outside the city for fermentation. Sunshine City will never stink again."
Elizabeth nodded.
In the following days, just as Zhang Jingyi had said, "feces collectors" soon appeared in the streets and alleys of Sunshine City. They pushed feces carts or carried feces buckets to collect feces from urban residents, took them to the countryside, dug a large feces pit to ferment and make fertilizer for their own farmland.
As soon as the elves' golden signboard appeared, most farmers embraced the new technology without any doubt.
All the fields around Sunshine City began to use manure as fertilizer.
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At the same time... In a small village outside Sunshine City, in a civilian hut, an old farmer wearing farmer's clothes and looking honest was squatting in front of his own manure pit, stirring it gently with a small stick.
Then he turned and looked at the field next to the manure pit.
It was a newly opened experimental field, planted with a high-quality wheat variety developed by the Niutou people and fertilized with manure, and the wheat was growing very well.
The old farmer looked at the wheat growing well in the field with complicated eyes.
He walked into the house, closed the window, and made sure that there was no one around. Then he suddenly reached out and lifted his neck hard. His entire face was lifted off, revealing a handsome young face in his thirties.
It turns out that his old farmer look was just a realistic mask.
His true identity is the Desert Kingdom's top spy, Ethan Hunter, who was ordered to lurk near Sunshine City to observe the progress of the Queen's restoration of the country in order to help the Desert Kingdom adjust its national policy at any time.
Ethan picked up the pen and wrote quickly: "After the Restoration Army captured Sunshine City, they did not take any further military action, but actually started to deal with domestic affairs. The queen took out strange elf technology, new seeds and fertilizers, which can greatly increase the yield of crops. I have personally tested it and found that this technology is really effective. I suggest that it be tested and promoted in our country's Oasis. - Ethan Hunter."
After writing, he wrapped a small bag of seeds with cloth, and filled a jar with fermented manure. He also wrote the manure-making technique on paper, packed them together, and put them all into a small box.
He put on the farmer's hood again, picked up the box, opened the door and walked out, waiting by the road at the entrance of the village. Not long after, a car drove slowly. In the car sat a small businessman who often bought and sold crops and cloth nearby. He smiled and waved at him: "Hey, Old York, how are you doing recently?"
Ethan Hunter winked at the small businessman: "I've been doing pretty well lately. Here's a box of wheat grown at home. Would you like to take some?"
Small businessman: "Please collect it and put it in the car."
Ethan Hunter pretended to be struggling to carry the box onto the car. The small businessman paid for the box of wheat and drove away happily...
A few days later, the box appeared in front of the Pharaoh of the Desert Kingdom.
The nobles of the Desert Kingdom took out the things in the box one by one and displayed them in front of the Pharaoh. There was actually a small crystal pendant in the box.
A wizard gently brushed the pendant with his hand, and the pendant projected a small three-dimensional image on the table.
The image was exactly the "manure press conference" jointly held by the elves, goblins, and tauren. All the high-ranking officials of the Desert Kingdom gathered around the table and watched the entire press conference with their own eyes.
"This technology is amazing!" A minister in charge of internal affairs couldn't help but say, "It's obvious that this thing can greatly increase the output of agricultural products and bring in a lot of food."
No one understands how important food is better than the people of the Desert Kingdom.
Without even thinking twice, the Pharaoh immediately gave the order: "Open up an experimental field in our oasis immediately to test manure technology and new varieties of seeds."
A minister said: "It is really unexpected that the Queen, who has such a powerful weapon in her hands, did not immediately march to the capital, but instead engaged in internal affairs in Sunshine City. It is really hard to guess."
(End of this chapter)
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