I'm not a psychopath!

Chapter 107 The first level

Shen Chengxian entered the sect early, and since they are all family members now, Luo Hua naturally called him senior brother.

"Replay, replay!"

"The first step is to place the pot high in advance and boil the water. This is a detail that must be remembered! The next step is to call the other person over and deliberately say that her hands are dirty and need to be washed."

Shen Chengxian repeated the details step by step, while Luo Hua was responsible for taking notes.

Suddenly, he thought of a question.

"That's not right, Senior Brother Shen. Why do we need to wash our hands in an iron pot? Is it just for warm water?"

"What do you know? This is to avoid being abrupt, to fit in with the scene and the characters' behavior, to make everything seem natural. This is called realm!"

Shen Chengxian sighed.

"I understand, what's next?"

"The next step is naturally the hands-on part, with touching hands and hugging, and the pot is raised high in advance just for this step. In just a few dozen seconds, it's all about the details!"

"Fuck!!"

Luo Hua really didn't expect that Jiang Qing's simple and casual actions could be recorded on a page. No wonder Qin Xiaosui always followed Jiang Qing and took notes.

It’s all a science!
The two people looked more carefully. They were very curious about what to do next.
"It's starting to move!" Shen Chengxian said excitedly, "I'll repeat it and try to make sure all the details are clear. Brother Luo, you'll be in charge of recording!"

"it is good!"

"Next, lift your hands."

"Well, hold it up with both hands."

“Put the other person in the pot.”

"Put the other party in a pot, eh? Senior Brother Shen, this is not right, right? What does it mean to put it in a pot?"

Luo Hua looked up and found that Jiang Qing had actually put the whole Qin Xiaosui into the pot.

"What do you know? Just watch the performance of my junior brother." Shen Chengxian was still full of confidence. He believed that his junior brother must have his own reasons for doing this.

"More firewood."

"Add more firewood." Although Luo Hua didn't understand it very well, he wrote it down carefully and waited for a long time, but Shen Chengxian didn't speak.

He looked up.

I found that Shen Chengxian's expression was a little strange.

"Brother Shen?" Luo Hua glanced at the other side and then asked, "What happened next? Did you miss any details? Are there any other moves?"

"No more."

After that, Jiang Qing continued to add firewood, and the water gradually began to boil. Fortunately, as long as he could resist it with his spiritual energy, a mere 100 degrees Celsius of water would not cause any harm.

"Gone?"

Luo Hua couldn't believe it. Holding hands and hugging each other was just to stew her? Even the special treatment they thought at the beginning didn't appear.

After watching for a long time, they finally confirmed that Jiang Qing was simply stewing Qin Xiaosui.
No, it’s understandable to have some XP, but the question is, have these two become so perverted now?
[Madness value +999 provided by Bailiye]
[Madness value +888 provided by Shen Chengxian]
[Madness value provided by Luoshui +999]
[From Luo Hua +111]
Jiang Qing looked at the pop-up window that appeared in front of him, and probably understood that it was an unexpected gain from stewing Loli. Now he could exchange it for props again.

Why are there so few Luo Hua?
Okay ah?

Little did he know that although Luo Hua was surprised, he had already gotten used to it.

Jiang Qing is such a creative person, and it even led him to open up the mop avenue. Although it looks unreliable, it is actually very reliable!

"Brother Jiang Jiang, the meal is ready. Would you two like to come over and have some?"

"eat!"

Jiang Qing carried Qin Xiaosui in front of the crowd. Now he was completely immune to the strange looks from everyone. He picked up a piece of fish and put it into Qin Xiaosui's mouth.

“I’ll just feed you.

Don't move around, and don't pee in the water, we still need this pot." As soon as he opened his mouth, he bombed, and the chopsticks in Luo Shui's hand fell directly to the ground.

What on earth is Junior Brother doing?
"Tell me, what are you talking about! Xiaosui is a very good person, she wouldn't..." Qin Xiaosui blushed.

Seeing Qin Xiaosui's look, Shen Chengxian and Bailiye lost their confidence. This little resentful expression was obviously controlled!
Could it be that all the young female cultivators nowadays like to be stewed? But if you think about it carefully, after all, times are changing, and some differences are understandable.

For example, if you have a childhood sweetheart and you have always loved pulling her hair, even though she says that she hates it, she will actually gradually acquiesce to this behavior, and in the end, it becomes proof of intimacy between the two of you.

The same goes for stewing loli. For cultivators, stewing them is like taking a hot spring bath.

It seems that it’s not that Jiang Qing is too outrageous, but that their level is too low to understand!
Luo Hua and Shen Chengxian looked at each other, nodded secretly, and also made note of the step of stewing in an iron pot over high heat.

Had a meal.

It's time to leave court.

The Imperial Master should have returned to the mansion, and the group walked away under the leadership of Baili Ye.

"The Imperial Master's Mansion is just ahead."

This is a private restricted area that has been forcibly cordoned off in the imperial city. The tall vermilion gate tower exudes solemnity, and the two doors are carved with dragons and phoenixes, with golden copper nails shining brightly.

As they get closer, they can see exquisite murals on the walls, depicting fairy mountains and pavilions from myths and legends, which are enough to inspire endless reverie at a glance.

As long as they passed through the many doors and alleys, they would reach the central hall, but the next moment, several doors were instantly closed tightly, including the one behind them.

Jiang Qing still held Qin Xiaosui in his arms and glanced back with a calm look in his eyes.

The national teacher did not appear in front of everyone, but just spoke lightly.

"Let's start the first level now."

really.

Thick fog gradually rose, like smoke and water, spreading from all directions, like a big net, covering everyone.

They wanted to struggle to disperse the fog, but it was of no use and their figures were gradually swallowed up by the thick fog.

This was an illusion created by the Imperial Master himself, and naturally they could not resist it.

The national teacher waved his hand and pulled everyone into the illusion. In front of him, there was a light curtain that could be used to view the scenes in the illusion.

Next to the Imperial Master was a burly general named Qi Kuangcai, but he was better known by his other nickname.

Marshal Dingjiang.

Qi Kuangcai chuckled and said, “Once they are trapped in the Thousand Machines Illusion, their distracting thoughts can be peeled off layer by layer until their true hearts are revealed and they can react in the most authentic way. I wonder if they can pass the test.

If you have evil thoughts
snort! "

Qi Kuangcai snorted coldly. If anyone among them had evil thoughts, he would definitely take action and kill him on the spot.

He doesn't care what family you belong to or what kind of immortal sect is behind you. You must know that this Southern Xinjiang is the Southern Xinjiang of the dynasty.

"Master, who do you think will pass the test first?"

"It should be that Luo Hua."

"Oh?" Qi Kuang was a little surprised, "You didn't choose Jiang Qing?"

The Imperial Master shook his head and said:
"He has too many thoughts and they are too complicated. As far as this level is concerned, the silly boy who firmly believes that practicing with the mop can lead to the supreme path will be the easiest to pass."

"The second one is the one who trains his pectoralis major muscles."

Qi Kuangcai: “.”

Training to do mops. Isn't that stupid? And the chest muscles are bulging out by dozens of centimeters. What? Are you using your chest muscles as weapons?

He still has a better impression of Jiang Qing.

(End of this chapter)