I'm not a psychopath!

Chapter 108: Lamp Spirit
"Where am I?" Shen Chengxian looked around in confusion, not knowing what was going on. "Huh? Who am I?"

He stared blankly at the endless desert in front of him. It was too big and the sky was full of yellow sand.

Even after flying high up for a long time, when I looked around, I still couldn't see the end of the desert.

Above his head were nine extremely scorching suns, which made even a Jindan-stage cultivator unable to withstand the heat, and he sweated profusely.

After a while, he began to feel dry mouth and tongue, and as time passed, his vitality began to slip away.

He even saw many illusions and mirages alternating with each other before his eyes, which made him completely lost.

But he didn't want to die.

Supported by the desire to survive, he walked forward step by step. Suddenly, he saw a bottle half buried in the sand in front of him, which was extremely exquisitely crafted.

The bottle is blue, the same color as water. Although it is not a kettle for water, any survivor in this situation would open it and take a look.

What if?
But Shen Chengxian continued to walk forward numbly, not even bothering to look down, "Another illusion. Who am I? Why am I here? Am I going to die like this?"

boom--.

Shen Chengxian kicked the bottle.

"Huh, is it true?"

After opening the lid, a burst of purple smoke quickly came out, and a god wearing an Asan hat came out. His upper body was naked and strong, while his lower body seemed to be a cloud of mist, which would be stretched into elongated shapes when moving.

"Young man, I am the spirit of the lamp of Arahat. I have been trapped in the bottle for tens of thousands of years. In order to repay you for releasing me, I decided to fulfill three of your wishes."

The legend of the Alading Magic Lamp is widely spread throughout southern Xinjiang. It is said to possess supreme power. Even if ordinary people encounter it, they have the opportunity to ascend to the supreme throne!
"Master Divine Lamp, wait a moment." Shen Chengxian suddenly showed some energy and observed: "Well, your chest muscles are not as big as mine!"

Lamp Spirit: “.”

Are you fucking crazy? You're almost dying and you're comparing your chest muscles with mine?

Lamp Spirit: "Wish."

"My first wish is to have more pectoral muscles, my second wish is to double my pectoral muscles, and my third wish is to make my pectoral muscles indestructible!"

The lamp spirit was stunned on the spot, and he forcibly suppressed the three words "big idiot" and said: "Really. Your heart of seeking the truth is firm. Good boy, you have passed the test."

Shen Chengxian passed the first test of the national teacher.

"This kid is so fast." Qi Kuangcai stroked his forehead, "I really don't know what to say. Say he's stupid, maybe stupid people have good fortune."

This level tests desires, human desires, and the standard for passing the level is not to make outrageous demands, such as becoming an immortal or a god, or becoming the lord of southern Xinjiang.

Some people even have dark thoughts in their hearts, such as destroying a sect.

Due to the temporary erasure of memory, the examinee will only speak out his truest thoughts, which will then be judged comprehensively by the lamp spirit.

"Huh? Where is this place?" Jiang Qing felt a little strange. He didn't know who he was, his past, or how he got here.

Jiang Qing felt something was wrong. Although he knew nothing, the current situation was not normal. For example, the nine suns above his head, didn’t it seem a bit fake?

Should I perform Houyi shooting the sun again?
Not long after Jiang Qing left, he found a bottle buried in the soil. He narrowed his eyes and said, "What is this? It probably wants to harm me and wants me to open it?"

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"Eat my kick!"

I'm still not satisfied after kicking it, so I'm going to give it a soak.

"Fuck!"

The genie made a dull sound in the bottle and was about to push open the lid and rush out.

Jiang Qing seemed to have expected this. He pressed the bottle cap and looked at the bottle with disdain. "I knew it. You were hiding in there to hurt me?" The lamp spirit calmed down and said in a gentle and persuasive way, "Young man, I don't want to hurt you. I have been trapped in this bottle for tens of thousands of years. As long as you let me out, I can fulfill any of your wishes!"

Jiang Qing looked at the bottle as if it were a mentally retarded person. "He was about to push the lid open and rush out, and he said he was trapped for tens of thousands of years. With this IQ, he still wants to lie to me?"

He Ling froze, not knowing what to say for a moment. "It's like this. It's no use if I push the lid open myself. It will be sucked back in soon. You have to open it."

Jiang Qing looked at the lamp spirit warily, "Really? Then you must fulfill my wish first, and then I will let you out."

"No, this bottle binds my magic power." The lamp spirit said solemnly.

"Then don't come out."

Jiang Qing tore off a piece of cloth from his clothes, tied it tightly, and planned to bury the bottle deeper.

Although the lamp spirit was helpless, he was still thinking of a solution until he saw that Jiang Qing did not forget his original intention and started to untie his belt again.
"Seriously!"

The lamp spirit shouted, "I admire you. Tell me your wish now. It is not impossible even through the bottle."

Anyway, as long as Jiang Qing expresses his wish, he can judge whether the other party can pass it.

"It should have been over earlier. My first wish is that you don't resist."

"what?"

The lamp spirit opened its eyes wide, with confusion and fear turning into horror. Seeing the iced red tea-colored liquid flying towards it, it tried desperately to push open the bottle cap, but it was too late.

Lamp Spirit: “.”

The lamp spirit gritted her teeth, tears welling up in the corners of her eyes, "I'm so convinced by you, I don't want to be tortured by you anymore, get out of here!!!"

"Young man" Luo Hua looked at the purple smoke floating in front of him, feeling a little overwhelmed.

The genie smiled, held up three fingers, and was about to say the prepared lines.

"I can satisfy you three."

“—Huff, huff, huff!”

Luo Hua danced with the mop on the spot, and the cloth of the mop was about to hit the lamp spirit's face.

"Senior Dengling, look at how I dance with this mop. Is there any hope of achieving the Great Dao?"

The lamp spirit hasn't reacted yet.

Subconsciously said:

"To be honest, it's a bit useless. Why did you have to practice the mop when there are so many other things to practice? If you could change to other weapons, maybe you could achieve something.

Hey, don't go!"

The lamp spirit chased after him and flew beside Luo Hua, "Young man, I can grant you three wishes. Don't you like practicing mopping?
As long as you make a wish to me!
I can help you master the magic of mopping, and even create a mopping sect, the mopping avenue!"

After saying that, Luo Hua really stopped, and the lamp spirit said confidently: "Well, what wish do you want to make?"

Luo Hua's eyes remained firm.

"My first wish is that you don't lie to me. My second wish is that you must respect my way and not say it's bad."

"Hahaha." The lamp spirit stroked his long flowing black beard, "Of course."

"Now for the third wish. Tell me honestly, do I have a future as a mop-wielder?"

Lamp Spirit: “.”

(End of this chapter)