It's cheating, but Hazard

Chapter 204 202 Martians Land on Earth

"The ball goes in, the ball goes in, Barcelona 3:0 Arsenal."

"The scorpion wiggles its tail. The scorpion wiggles its tail again."

"After a scorpion pass, Charles got there before Almunia could get out and used a scorpion pass to send the ball into the corner of the goal."

"I remember after the first leg of the Champions League match between Arsenal and Barcelona, ​​the British media said that Charles was exhausted in that game."

"Some people also said that Messi was like he was lost in that game and couldn't find a way to land on Earth from Mars."

"I didn't want to refute those third-party media at the time, because the new moon and full moon cannot tell the spring and autumn, and the summer insects cannot talk about ice."

"But if you watch this game, you will know that Charles has already landed on Earth from Mars before Messi."

"Extremely delicate technical control and rich and bold imagination, the combination of the two is today's scorpion tail swing."

"This goal is very similar to the amazing scorpion kick that Ibrahimovic kicked in 2004."

"There are four gods on the court today."

"One is the best-tempered God on the court."

"The second is God who has not yet landed on Earth."

“And another one is a confident God from Denmark.”

"But the best player on the field today was the God from Mars."

"Although Bendtner is from Denmark, he should also wake up from his Danish fairy tale."

"The three gods of Barcelona don't care about his remarks, nor do they care about the reports of the third-party media in the UK."

"Not celebrating at Arsenal's home ground is the greatest respect Charles has for the Gunners."

"Bendtner should not be unrestrained just because of Charles' respect for the Gunners and mistake the glory of the Gunners for his own glory."

"Don't even mention that he can surpass Ibrahimovic in three years or Ciel in three months. His words are as ridiculous as the gorillas in the wild who learned to use stone tools and could pose a serious threat to humans."

"Rather than expecting Bendtner to do any of the above in three years or three months, it is better to expect wild gorillas to evolve and eliminate humans in 3000 years."

"At least gorillas in the wild have actually learned to use stone tools, while Bendtner has yet to achieve any success on the pitch."

Laporta in the VIP box was smart enough not to continue chatting with Ken Fia.

Although it felt good to show off, he really didn't want to be poked in the lungs by Ken Fia.

At the same time, Ken Fia was still trying hard not to embarrass himself.

But the fans in the away team's stands no longer had any desire to hide their thoughts.

Now the total score between the two teams has reached 5:0.

Theoretically, as long as the game time is still to come, they have a chance to advance.

As long as they score 5 goals, they can advance with the advantage of away goals.

But 5 goals, how easy is that?
If Arsenal had the ability to score five goals in the remaining time, they would not have conceded five goals in the previous games.

Looking at Charles celebrating passionately on the field and Wenger standing still in the technical command area, all Arsenal fans felt like they were about to cry.

Why can Manchester City next door dig oil under their stadium, but their Emirates Stadium only dug a big black hole?
The house at Highbury was sold, but all the money was used to pay off the mortgage.

Arsenal had money, but suddenly they were broke.

If Charles' performance had not been so good, if Charles had not almost come to Arsenal.

They wouldn't be in so much pain now.

Dutchess County has the largest number of violets in the world, just like the Hudson River Valley once was.

I heard that violets symbolize longing and desire in the local area.

If longing could bloom into flowers, then London, England would be covered with violets.

Arsenal restarted the ball, Bendtner passed the ball back and the defense reorganized.

Just as Gallas passed the ball to Sagna, Ibrahimovic pressed forward as usual.

Sagna caught a glimpse of Ibrahimovic turning around quickly to protect the ball, and at the same time, Xavi also came in from behind.

Without any psychological preparation, Sagna was forced directly to the sidelines.

There was no way, Sagna quickly pushed the ball over with his left foot, and finding that Xavi didn't react at all, he immediately poked the ball behind with his right foot.

In a flash, Xavi knelt on one knee and headed the ball out with his knee.

Saniya realized something was wrong and turned around immediately.

But Ibrahimovic and Messi were one step faster and chased after the ball.

Just as the two were about to catch up with the ball, Gallas suddenly appeared.

"Snapped--"

Galaca hooked the ball before Ibrahimovic and Messi and passed it directly back to Almunia.

As Gallas returned to his position, Almunia finally passed the ball to Vermaelen.

On this side, Charles was not idle either. He immediately ran to Vermaelen and took a few tentative steps forward.

Vermaelen swallowed.

Although he also has the title of high priest, he cannot play during injuries.

In a limited time, his performance was outstanding and he won multiple championships with the team.

After he joined Barcelona, ​​he only played one game in a season, but won three championships.

In Arsenal's team medical room, apart from the medical room manager Diaby, he is the one who spends the longest time online.

In front of this efficiency, Charles is just a younger brother.

Hazard didn't dare to speak in front of him.

After all, he only needs to play 16 games to win 12 championships.

But he still hasn't fully awakened the attribute of the high priest, and he is not able to act with ease in front of the high priest Charles.

Just as Charles made another tentative move forward, Vermaelen immediately passed the ball back to goalkeeper Almunia.

Charles continued to press forward.

Almunia looked at Charles who was getting closer and closer, and instead of passing the ball back to the defender, he just kicked the ball.

The ball crossed almost half the court and flew directly to the center circle.

Xavi and Busquets rushed towards the ball at the same time, and this time Xavi was more skilled.

"boom."

Ibrahimovic and Messi retreated immediately after seeing Xavi head the ball to Busquets.

Diaby subconsciously stood between Busquets and Messi.

But Busquets didn't care about that. He just shook his ankle and the ball drew an arc, bypassed Diaby and accurately found Messi.

Vermaelen and Gallas immediately doubled Messi, but Messi was one step faster than them.

Before they could react, the ball flew straight towards Charles.

Krissy opened his eyes wide, and at the moment when Charles started, he took advantage of his position and got in front of Charles.

Seeing this, Charles wanted to overtake on the curve.

But after losing the last round, Klich hurried home and studied Charles' game highlights 20 times. How could he not have guessed what Charles was thinking?

Just as Charles was about to implement his plan, Krissy immediately opened his arms and tried to push Charles away from behind.

"Pa--" Charles felt a black screen in front of his eyes and quickly closed his eyes. The next second, Klich's big slap came directly on his face.

Klich felt something was not right with his touch and quickly passed the ball to Gallas.

The moment the ball was passed, the referee blew the whistle.

Before Guardiola could utter a single syllable, as soon as he opened his mouth, he heard what he wanted to shout.

"Charles—Charles—"

He looked towards the source of the sound in a daze, and saw Wenger next to him almost jumping up from the ground like someone who was suddenly robbed.

Arsenal's team doctor didn't react for a moment as to what had happened and looked at the assistant coach with a puzzled look on his face.

No, is this the latest on-field instruction?
"Come up quickly!"

Seeing that Pruna had not made any move, Guardiola immediately urged him on.

Damn it, should he have told Wenger after the game that he was the coach of Charleroi?

On the field.

Klish looked back and saw Charles lying on the ground, holding his nose. He felt as if struck by a bolt from the blue.

Gallas immediately dropped the ball and rushed towards Clichy.

"Damn it, what were you doing just now? Your hand almost poked him in the eye!"

Chrissy stood there in a daze.

"I... I don't know. I just reached out and pushed it, but I didn't expect it to hit Ciel's face."

Gala looked at his double teammate with gritted teeth, not knowing what to say for a moment.

"Stupid, the World Cup is about to start. Now you can only pray that Domenegue didn't see this game and that Charles is okay."

After hearing what Gala said, Clichy suddenly felt that his future was bleak. He immediately half-knelt beside Charles and kept shaking Charles' arm with tears in his voice.

"Charles, Charles, are you okay? Don't scare me... I didn't mean it. What will the national team do without you..."

Busquets, who was about to rush forward to visit his French fry brother, opened his mouth instantly.

Originally, the whole team was quite happy to have drawn Arsenal.

In addition to Arsenal's relatively clean style of play, the defenders facing Charles are all French.

Basically, you don't have to worry too much about injuries.

But what he didn't expect was that Charles was pushed down like this, and it seemed that he was seriously injured.

Thinking of this, Busquets quickly pushed Clichy away.

"Damn it, stop shaking it. It's going to make me vomit."

Charles sat up, holding his nose. When he heard the shouting beside him, he immediately waved his hand.

Klich had used too much force just now, and Charles couldn't recover for a moment and couldn't even open his eyes.

Pruna quickly stepped onto the field, pushing everyone aside, "Char, are you okay?"

"I am fine."

"I'm glad you're okay. Let me take another look... Well, no need for ice. It's nothing serious. It's just a little red. We still have room for substitutions..."

Ciel quickly stood up and said, "I'm fine. I can still play the game now."

Gala and Krissy, who were pushed to the other side, couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief when they heard that Charles was fine.

But when he heard Charles express his determination to persist, Klic was so anxious that he almost rushed forward, wishing he could bring a wheelchair and push Charles off the field.

Seeing Clichy's look, Gallas immediately poked him.

"What are you thinking about?"

Klich also responded, "Nothing."

……

"Clichy now gets a yellow card for slapping Charles."

"Arsenal manager Wenger looked more excited than Guardiola just now. I have to say that this phenomenon is still very intriguing."

"We are now coming to see the team doctor. After the examination, we are still staying on the court."

"Generally speaking, many athletes have different experiences with injuries."

"If you don't take good care of your injury when you're injured, it's possible that the next time you get injured, it could be related to the old injury."

"I do remember that Charles also had a broken nose once."

"Just now, Ciel was lying on the ground for a long time, holding his nose."

"Charles chose to persevere this time, but we are not sure whether he has fully recovered from his last injury."

After Charles got up, the game continued.

During the remaining time, neither side made any further progress.

The score remained 3:0 until the referee blew the final whistle.

Charles stayed behind with his Barcelona teammates to thank the team at the end.

However, just as he was about to return to the locker room, he saw Gallas and Clichy in the player tunnel.

"what happened?"

Charles patted his Barcelona teammates, signaling them to leave first while he stayed.

Klich felt a little awkward.

"That's right, that's right, is your nose better now?"

Charles immediately understood the subtext of Clichy and Gala.

"I really have nothing wrong. This is a normal situation on the court. It is normal for such things to happen. There is nothing strange about it."

"I'm glad you're okay," Gala patted Krissy's shoulder, "I'm just worried that old guy Domeneg will do something naughty."

Ciel shook his head, "No, that's what the coach did, don't worry."

After hearing what Charles said, Klish felt relieved.

He knew that Charles would not care about these things, but he was mainly worried that Domenegue would care.

You know, there are several players who were kicked out of the national team forever just because they didn't please Domenegue.

"It's a pity that we have to go back to London soon and can't stay to celebrate your birthday with you."

"It's nothing, Ribery and I have the same birthday."

After chatting for a few more words, Charles separated from Galas and Clichy and headed back to their own dressing rooms.

On the other side, Guardiola had just walked to the door of the press conference hall when he heard Wenger still being interviewed inside.

"...For me, Charles is the best player in the world, and there is a clear difference between him and other players."

"When he is in the game, he will bring a lot of threats to the opponent team. Whether he passes the ball or dribbles himself, he is very dangerous."

"There is no need to make any excuses for losing. We let the opponent score too easily. Barcelona didn't even need to try too hard because with players like Charles and Messi, everything became very simple."

"I don't have much to say, congratulations to Barcelona, ​​they deserve this victory."

The plot will gradually speed up afterwards.

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