It's cheating, but Hazard

Chapter 205 203 Marca reporter's Barcelona adventure plan
After politely declining everyone's offer to celebrate his birthday, Charles returned home and began to rest.

The next game is the Spanish national derby, with Barcelona playing at home against Real Madrid.

There are so many important games this month.

In addition to the Champions League match against Arsenal, the opponents in the semi-finals have also been announced.

It is Inter Milan, which is getting better and better under Mourinho.

As long as nothing unexpected happens, these two games will be played in April.

But at this time a very serious problem arose.

That is, although Xiaer was injured for a period of time in February and March, he only managed to save up two tablets of ketotifen.

Add to that the share of this month that I just got from Charlie in April, and there is only enough for two games in total.

One portion has already been used in the second leg against Arsenal, so now Charles only has one portion left.

So now Charles can only find a way to get another dose of ketotifen from Charlie to deal with the remaining two Champions League games in April.

The reason why we don’t advance more is mainly because in May, if Barcelona really makes it to the Champions League final, then Barcelona will have two important finals to play, and Charleroi will also need to advance.

As for the upcoming Spanish national derby, because of Barcelona's league advantage, it is not necessary to win, so Charles decided to persevere.

After all, there is a half-time break after playing for 45 minutes, which can help us recover some strength.

While Charles was planning the use of his anti-allergic medicine, all the mainstream or non-mainstream media in Europe that were paying attention to this game were reporting on this game.

Daily Sport: "Tonight we don't talk about football, we talk about Charles."

"Charles was the master of world football at Camp Nou, he put in a truly perfect performance, two goals, an assist and a magical show for all the fans."

"At the same time, this game also made him the undisputed best player in the world again."

"In this wonderful performance, it was not only the Arsenal players on the field who felt suffocated and painful, but the 20-year-old Charles also made journalists and scholars feel painful."

"Because in addition to not having to go on the field and fight against Ciel ourselves, we must find ways to find new words to describe him."

"Char can solve all problems, but this one problem has stumped us."

"We can no longer find a word to describe him, except Charlesesque, which we used a year ago."

"Compared with him, any language is so pale and powerless."

Marca: "Charles descended from the sky tonight, the king of Real Madrid shines at Camp Nou."

"Tonight, in the night sky over Barcelona, ​​'Caesar' from Corsica descended from the sky."

"'Caesar' wears a Barca shirt, but in reality, he does not belong to this planet."

"Bendtner's comments did not stir any waves in his heart, but in order to warn people to remain humble, he set an example and controlled the football order easily on the pitch."

"When Charles came down from nowhere, everyone realized that Barcelona had become the team that was everywhere again. Under Charles' guidance, Barcelona found the right path to the Bernabeu."

"All the teams in Europe tremble in the shadow of Charles."

"They were shouting, 'God, how are we going to beat a team that has Shire?'"

"The merciful Heavenly Father shook his head helplessly."

"Because he doesn't know how to defeat himself!"

"Charles is not a player, he is not Zidane's successor, he is unique."

"Everyone is playing football, but Charles is not playing football, he is showing his supernatural magical abilities."

"Barcelona is now enjoying a gift from God because this team has a Holy Son*."

"Charle scored goals and assisted as if he had divine help, and he turned his shots into thunderous strikes;"

"Turning my passes into the direction of the team's offense."

"Like Wenger said, talking too much about Charles is an underestimation of his ability."

"It's no longer news that he can perform miracles. As long as he has the ball at his feet, he can turn the impossible into the possible."

"The only regret is that this Son of God who came from heaven seems to have lost his way and mistakenly landed in Barcelona."

L'Equipe: "Violin, cello, piano, a trio sonata from the Baroque era, a wonderful performance by Charles."

"In this year's Champions League quarter-finals, Charr scored one goal and one assist and two goals and one assist in two games respectively."

“And these three goals are like a trio sonata from the Baroque era.”

“At first, people didn’t realize anything was wrong because it was like the basso continuo in a trio sonata.”

“And with the second game, the addition of the last two high-pitched instruments, people were surprised.”

"His performance in this match was like a delicate and elegant Baroque music."

“No music knowledge is needed. Everyone will understand and appreciate these three movements as they hear them.”

"There is no need for any doubt, Charles is the best player in the world right now."

"In 2009, Charles was a step late, but in 2010, the year of the World Cup, the sea breeze from Corsica has swept the world!"

"We can all perhaps dream of a World Cup title..."

London Standard: "Shar destroyed Arsenal with two goals and an assist."

The Sun: "After the game, Bendtner was interviewed by reporters and said that Charles' performance was very good today."

"But Bendtner still expressed confidence in his remarks before the game."

"He said that although Arsenal is currently third in the league, he does not think Arsenal will fail to win any of the four major titles this season, becoming the fifth consecutive season without any of the four major titles."

"In the next games, he will further demonstrate his strength."

The Times published a picture of Wenger in a trance and wrote:
"Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger was stunned by Charles. All season long, Wenger has been talking about his beautiful football."

"As someone who values ​​the beauty of football above all else, he was completely moved by Charles's exquisite performance."

"Arsenal lost, but his beautiful Arsenal football did not lose."

"His team-building philosophy is completely correct, and his philosophy of gorgeous offense and beautiful football is correct, but a good cook cannot cook without rice."

"Barcelona has the world's largest club stadium, the largest fan base, the most abundant funds, the best players, the best coach and the most insignificant president."

"But Arsenal, even though they have a 6-seat stadium, are still over £1 million in debt."

"With the club unwilling to make big investments in the transfer market, Wenger can only rely on his own vision to search the world for undiscovered diamonds."

Brazil's O Globo: "Messi, Charles, Messi, Charles, Charles, football show and semi-finals."

"We haven't seen players as magical as Charles and Messi in 20 years."

"Even Ronaldo and Ronaldinho can't give such a gorgeous performance as Charles and Messi. Watching their games is pure enjoyment." "Although they are still young, 20-year-old Charles and 22-year-old Messi, the two angels dancing together in La Liga, have begun to threaten to rewrite history textbooks."

“Perhaps in a few years, one of them will successfully challenge the common sense that Pele and Maradona are at the top of the football pantheon.”

The next day, after Charles got up and read the newspaper, he didn't stay at home for long.

Although Guardiola gave the team a day off today, today is destined to be a busy day.

First of all, in addition to the press conference this afternoon, it is also the day of Peake’s new book launch.

No matter what, as a Barcelona player, Charles had to appear on the scene to support Pique.

As soon as I arrived at the press conference, I saw that many players were already there.

The match against Real Madrid is very close.

But because of Guardiola's ban, everyone at the scene was talking about nothing to do with Real Madrid's game.

After Charles exchanged a few words with his teammates, the press conference officially began.

The reporters at the scene were also divided into two groups.

The local Catalan journalists all followed the rules and only asked irrelevant questions about Pique's new book.

Reporters from other regions also wanted to play tricks, but whenever questions about the derby were asked, there was booing.

Until the end of the press conference, the reporter from Marca did not ask any news related to the derby.

At the same time, as the press conference ended, Barcelona players returned to the locker room one after another.

It's a holiday, but only half a day.

On this side, Pique winked at Pinto, and Pinto nodded in understanding.

Xavi and Iniesta walked side by side towards the locker room, with Charles and Messi following at the end.

Just as Xavi and Iniesta were about to walk to the locker room, Pinto stepped forward and made a "please" gesture in front of the goal.

While the two were still confused, the door of the locker room opened from the inside.

"What tricks are you doing?"

It's not just the two of them who are celebrating birthdays today.

Iniesta and Xavi walked into the locker room inexplicably, and at this time Pique suddenly jumped out from behind the door, which scared the two of them.

Milito, who was sandwiched in the middle of the team, saw Xavi and Iniesta being tricked and stood up on the spot.

But if the mountain does not come to me, I will come to the mountain.

Pinto and Pique took the initiative and grabbed a handful of petals and threw them at Milito's head...

"Don't run!"

Milito immediately grabbed a handful of melon seeds and chased after Pinto and Pique.

Messi watched from the side and said, "They are so childish..."

Before he could finish his words, Pinto and Pique grabbed a handful of petals and threw them at Messi.

Soon, Messi, who was covered with flower petals, rushed into the locker room, grabbed a handful of melon seeds and joined the melee.

While Barcelona's players were happily throwing flowers, the Marca reporter, who had not received any news he wanted, was looking worried.

The national derby is always the most eye-catching game in Spain and even in the world.

In addition, Barcelona has been in the limelight recently and is likely to reach the Champions League final for two consecutive years. Real Madrid has gathered two superstars, Cristiano Ronaldo and Kaka.

Barcelona dances with the two twin stars of La Liga VS Real Madrid's two Golden Ball winners. Who wouldn't like to watch such a game?

Precisely because it is so popular, every piece of news related to the country is extremely precious.

As soon as they got in the car, the reporter from Marca started complaining.

"Damn it, Pique and the press officer are too tight-lipped. We can't get any information out of them. All they need to do is talk and they can make us a lot of money."

“Plus the fact that I originally applied for two media tickets but now only got one, the race to get a spot at Camp Nou has become even more intense.”

The photographer carefully put away his camera. "What can we do? More than 30,000 people are applying for media tickets. Even three Camp Nou stadiums can't accommodate so many reporters."

The reporter looked toward the window and saw fans wearing Barcelona jerseys on the street from time to time, and many of them were holding hamburgers in their hands.

"Damn, I heard that eight New York fans spent $8 to buy tickets. I don't know where they got so much money. I wish I was that rich."

The photographer gazed at his photographic equipment with deep affection, which was his livelihood.

"There are more than 430 million unemployed people in Spain and our real estate industry is in a slump, but there will never be a financial crisis in football, otherwise we will all be unemployed."

"Wait, what did you say..."

The photographer looked at the reporter in confusion, "What did you say? What did you think of?"

The reporter looked at the photographer seriously, "Unemployment! You just said unemployment!"

"What's wrong? Are you stuck with the house you bought before the financial crisis?"

"I don't have the money to buy a house. I mean, I have a great idea."

The reporter looked at the photographer excitedly, "I promise, as long as we complete this order, we will publish it!"

The photographer was a little moved.

"So what are you going to do?"

The reporter rolled up all the car windows and said, "Since we can't get the news from the press conference, let's get the news from other places."

"Do you remember the Barcelona kitchen news?"

The photographer immediately realized, "You mean we should interview Barcelona's chef? We won't get any news either. Guardiola's gag order isn't just for the players."

"Idiot! I'm talking about the unemployed chefs who were fired by Barcelona."

The reporter was a little angry.

"But Barca didn't sack any chefs?"

"Ah? That Pruna hasn't been fired yet?"

The reporter was stunned, but he quickly reacted.

"Then let's go explore the secrets of Barcelona's kitchen!"

Trinity, so the context logic should be self-consistent.

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(End of this chapter)