tiger teacher

"He's a good person. After sleeping for one night, he becomes Erlang God. How did he achieve this magical skill?"

"That's right, don't grow a tail tomorrow."

Xiao Jin and Liang Huanhuan sat on the stools with their legs spread apart and ran against Natural Er, but Natural Er did not fight back, but just sat pitifully beside him and sipped noodles, which was so cute and affectionate.

"Hey, auntie." Xiaojin poked Tianraner's forehead with his finger: "Does it hurt? Does it hurt?"

Tianran Er covered his forehead with his hands, then sniffled: "Chen..."

"Are you so stupid knowing that it hurts you?" Xiao Jin suddenly laughed loudly: "It's cool, I let you hook up with my old Wang, and you will be punished!"

"No...no."

"Then you sleep in his room every day, what are you doing?" Liang Huanhuan raised his head curiously and asked, "Did he push you hard while sleeping?"

Natural Er coughed in embarrassment, just nodded, and continued to eat noodles with his head down.

"So are you slimy?"

"Hmm..." Natural Er's face was flushed, and he could hardly lift his head when he was forced to ask.

Liang Huanhuan had a dazed expression, then stared at her bright eyes and asked, "Then what do you do when you feel uncomfortable?"

"Between...with the quilt..."

"Fuck!" Liang Huanhuan slapped the table: "Why don't you two play so innocently, wouldn't you force his blackness into it?"

"Your scale is too big, I don't want to tell you." Tianran Erduan turned his back with the bowl on his back, his face was already blushing: "Go away, female hooligan."

"What are you pretending to be?" Liang Huanhuan patted Tianraner on the shoulder: "Then let him lick it for you. I heard from the girls in my team that it feels super good to be licked. She said she felt like she had been electrified." , I want to be a fairy and I want to die."

"Go away!" Xiao Jin stood up and patted his chest: "This kind of dangerous matter has to be prioritized for my crystal powder fungus. You old-fashioned women step aside and let the professional ones come. Strawberry flavor, protein is Six times as much chicken!"

"Do you want to do this..." Ran Er was helpless by what they said, and simply stood up and ran to the window: "Ignore you."

At this time, Lin Yaxuan, who went out for morning exercises, came back covered in sweat. She didn't intend to join the ranks of this group of people, but she was stopped by Liang Huanhuan when she was about to enter the room: "That bankrupt, come here!" .”

Lin Yaxuan frowned slightly: "Is there something wrong?"

"Have you ever been fucked by a man?"

"Boring." She wanted to turn around and go into the room to take a bath, but Liang Huanhuan grabbed her arm.You know, although Lin Yaxuan was once powerful, but in terms of strength, Liang Huanhuan has no problem killing her more than 30 times, so she was dragged to the sofa without any power to fight back: "I'm asking you, have you been fucked?" Have you ever!"

"You are sick!" Lin Yaxuan is not a person who can joke, she was anxious at the time, but she couldn't shake Liang Huanhuan's hand after several times: "Let go!"

"You let me relax? Why are you always so silent? We are discussing what it feels like to be licked by a man. If you have experience, tell me."

"Change." Liang Huanhuan twitched his hand vigorously: "Go away."

Liang Huanhuan let go of her hand: "You are such a boring woman who will never be able to marry for the rest of your life. No wonder your brother-in-law doesn't even look at you. If I were a man, I would be blind if I fell in love with you."

Xiao Jin next to him waved his hand: "Actually, the man who fell in love with you is blind."

"Don't tell me, there are quite a few blind people. I am a heartthrob, Miss Mi, who collects several catties of chocolate every year."

"It's the first time I've heard that giving chocolates is weighed by the catty." Xiao Jin gave her a thumbs up: "You hold it!"

And when they spat at each other, Lin Yalei sighed, turned and went back to the house to get clothes to take a bath, but when she came out, she saw those who were still discussing, she suddenly got nervous, and popped out: "You guys If you want to know, it's better to lick each other."

"Changing the posture!"

"nausea!"

"Sister, you..."

Lin Yaxuan was taken aback, and said rather unconvinced: "What's the difference between licking each other and being licked by a man?"

"It seems that you are also inexperienced." Xiao Jin sighed: "As a former big sister of the underworld, shouldn't you have a lot of corrupt male pets in your private life, and you will often find four, five, six or seven men to fuck you at the same time?"

"That's Wu Zetian."

Lin Yaxuan never had a smile on her face: "Everyone is different."

"Then what do you do when you're usually lonely?"

After Liang Huanhuan finished asking, she burst out laughing suddenly, and exchanged a glance with Xiao Jin, and then both of them shouted in unison: "Take the quilt!"

"Oh!" Tianran Er buried his face in his knees in an instant: "You guys hate it to death......."

And after the sound of clamping the quilt, Wang Jian also came out of the room fully dressed, gave them a strange look, and then got into the bathroom and began to wash up.

"Ah...he heard it!" Tianran's eyes widened: "It's over, it's over..."

"Hear it when you hear it, let him listen to the girl's private room, he actually took advantage of it." Liang Huanhuan's face was indifferent: "Anyway, what can he do if he hears it?"

Lin Yaxuan shook her head, walked into the bathroom, stood behind Wang Jian, and said coldly, "When are you leaving?"

Wang Jian, who was brushing his teeth, turned his head and took a look, then vomited.Toothpaste Mozi: "When you brush your teeth, you must clean your tongue, otherwise you will have bad breath."

"I asked you when to leave!"

Wang Jian snorted: "I thought you asked me what I was doing. In half an hour, the school bus will arrive, and someone has paid for your trip."

"Is it sister?"

"It's me." Wang Jian applied a hot towel to his face, raised his head and stretched his facial muscles: "Remember, I'm penniless again."

"You go out, I want to take a shower." Lin Yaxuan supported Wang Jian's back with both hands and pushed him out of the bathroom.

After going out, Liang Huanhuan twitched her lips: "What are you pretending to be, it's not like you two never took a bath together, it's really fake."

Xiao Jin nodded unwillingly: "That's right, anyway, I have done everything I should and should not have done, and I still pretend to be aloof."

Lin Yaxuan's eyes widened, and she slammed the bathroom door.

And Xiaojin and Liang Huanhuan actually clapped each other's hands to celebrate after she closed the door: "goodjob."

"You guys are too bad." Tianran Er pouted and protested, "That's my sister! It's my sister!"

"Both of them bully you, let alone your sister." Wang Jian put down the towel, walked to Tianraner's side, knelt down and lifted the bangs on her forehead, and checked her sore spots! "Do you feel better?"

"It's better, but it's still sick..."

After rubbing her gently for a while, Wang Jian took out a small bundle from the side drawer, picked out a few thin silver needles from it, took out the lighter and burned it red, and then...

"Don't...don't...I don't want to..." Tianran Er lay on the sofa with his butt pouted: "I don't want to have a needle—"

"Be obedient, I'll drain the blood for you."

Naturally Er cried: "Don't..."

"Short oil, tsk tsk. He's 27 years old, and he's still acting like a child." Liang Huanhuan shook his head, "Look at me, I go up the knife mountain and down the oil pan without blinking my eyes."

Wang Jian turned his head: "Then I'll pierce it for you."

Liang Huanhuan was taken aback for a moment, then threw herself on the sofa: "No!"

But when they were making a fuss, there was the sound of car horns downstairs. Wang Jian poked his head out and found a shiny new off-road vehicle parked downstairs, and Dawei was driving through the window of the driver's cab. He poked his head out and waved at Wang Jian.

"If you have money, do you want to make such a fuss?"

"How can it be? This is a friend of mine's car. I drove it with him instead." After Dawei went upstairs, he looked into the house and said, "Is it all there? Let's go to the school gate Mi He."

"Wait a minute, my sister is still taking a bath."

"Hahahahaha..." Dawei glanced at her and suddenly laughed, covering his stomach, pointing at Tianraner and said, "Erlang God!"

Natural Er covered his head and turned his face to one side: "I hate it."

In the end, when Tianran Er went out, she actually put on a scarf to cover the wound on her forehead, and in order to match her abrupt scarf, she also put on a windbreaker and a pair of sunglasses …………

"You are looking for your own death. The highest temperature today is 28 degrees." Dawei laughed wildly after seeing Tianran Er's attire: "I am so envious of Wang Jian, it is really wonderful to live with you guys."

Wang Jian spread his hands and sighed, "It's like drinking water."

Then several people got into Dawei's car. Wang Jian sat in the co-pilot and played with Dawei's mobile phone: "If Huanhuan and Lin Yaxuan go, it should be fine?"

"If you say there's no problem, it's okay. You're the one leading the team anyway. And didn't you pay for their travel expenses?" Dawei rolled down the window and shouted at a hot girl in a convertible: "Hey, little Mi Sister, are you cold? Leng Nimima hasn’t pulled up the shed yet, pretending to be a fart.”

After finishing speaking, he raised the window again, and laughed: "It's the most stupid thing to see."

"To be honest, I really haven't found anyone who is inferior to you," Liang Huanhuan said while stroking Xiao Jin's ass sitting on her lap while holding Dawei in his mouth: "A person like you will have an ass hole when you give birth to a child." The odds are only 30.00%."

"What? Do you have the urge to marry me and are afraid that the child will not have an asshole? Don't worry, I'm lucky, 30.00% is enough."

While talking, Dawei suddenly groaned and pointed to the front: "Coincidentally, our boss Lin's car."

When Lin Yaxuan heard this, she immediately put down the book in her hand, looked in the direction Dawei pointed, and found that it was indeed a Maserati with the same license plate, and it was Lin Yaxuan's lovely fragrant luxury car.

"Come on, let's go over and see who is driving there."

Dawei overtook the car and took a look, and found a young girl in the cab, about 20 years old, definitely not older than 22 years old, very pretty.But beauty is beauty, but people with a discerning eye can see it at a glance. She is covered with various 50g0s, almost like a child who has been drowned by famous brands, and she looks very uncomfortable.

"This should be the eunuch's goddaughter." Lin Yaxuan felt a little uncomfortable, gnashing her teeth was not enough, but she was not in a good mood: "It's a pity that my car is gone."

"It's not yours anymore, it's a certain daughter's.

Boss Lin, what do you think? "

"Hit her! Squeeze her under the overpass, I want to watch her car crash and die." Lin Yaxuan rolled her eyes: "I want to remember her appearance, I want to ruin her face."

After finishing speaking, she took out the phone in a strange manner: "Yangzi, it's me. Do me a favor..."

Just when she was halfway through her words, she suddenly changed her tune and said, "Buy me a two-color ball for 20 yuan. That's right, ten times a bet, automatic selection. Sorry to trouble you."

After hanging up the phone, Wang Jian turned his head and said earnestly, "Don't go crazy intermittently, okay?"

Lin Yaxuan ignored him and just replied: "If you win 5000 million, I won't give you a dime."

"casual."

"Ajian, Ajian, do you think my sister is getting more and more beautiful?" Tian Er, who was dressed like an Arab, suddenly asked Wang Jian: "I think so, my sister has suddenly become much prettier."

Wang Jian turned his head to look, and found that Lin Yaxuan was indeed a little prettier, but as to where she was prettier, Wang Jian couldn't find the answer at all.

When he arrived at the gate of the school, Wang Jian found that the monk was already waiting there. He was sitting there discussing Buddhism with Lao Yang, the guard on duty today.

"Monk." Wang Jian stepped forward and patted him on the shoulder: "It's so interesting."

"Mr. Wang, is this monk your friend? He is young and knows a lot." Lao Yang lit a cigarette for both Wang Jian and Dawei: "Today you are going to take student Mi Sheng out to play. , it’s good to be a teacher, it’s good to be educated... You can get paid for traveling.”

"Don't think I don't know, you old boy is just a dawdle working here, and your son earns [-] to [-] a month." Dawei lit a cigarette: "It seems that we came early, the school bus hasn't come yet ..."

After finishing speaking, Dawei looked around: "Come on, Fight the Landlord!"

His proposal was really approved, and immediately everyone including the monk entered the security room and opened two tables of Doudizhu, but Tianraner and Xiaojin were excluded, and no one wanted to play with them at all.They had no choice but to play with the military flag by themselves, and it was just a military flag. Both of them played tactics such as big depth, human sea battle, etc., and even made their own extremely complicated rules, which no one else could understand, but the two of them did not Happy.

About half an hour later, a bus slowly stopped at the school gate, and a bunch of people rushed down from above. The girls and boys from Class 29 and Class [-] quickly blocked the school gate.

"Teacher Xiao Ming." Wang Jian greeted him and went out: "Roll roll, roll call and set off."