tiger teacher

—The bus was full, and Wang Jian was bad, very bad.When he got out of the car, he paid attention to who was paired with who, and after getting in the car, he arranged the two people far away and asked them to look at each other.And also arranged for other people's boyfriend and girlfriend to sit next to him.

In fact, such an arrangement is meaningful. Although the place is not far away, because there is only one national road in disrepair and no expressway, it will take at least seven hours to travel to the original three or four hour road.If there were no jealous people and no one showing off along the way, the journey would have become extremely boring.So this can be regarded as an alternative way to enhance communication and enhance the atmosphere.

As for the teachers, they were actually He Amei, the professional soy sauce party and natural two who hadn't seen each other for a long time, and the main teachers of the third class.

But not to mention, the little beauty who teaches Chinese in the third class is really cute. When she got into the car, she struggled to carry a huge bag. According to visual inspection, there were at least [-] bags in it, except for a change of clothes. All kinds of snacks were ordered, and they were distributed crazily as soon as they boarded the car. Even Wang Jian, who had never spoken to or even met, was given a pack of beef jerky by the boss.

She seemed to be very familiar with Tianran Er, the two of them chatted loudly as they sat together, having no fun, and even squeezed out Wang Jian's reserved seat.

And the minibus at the back of the bus was followed by some staff members, including school doctors and nurses, and even two policemen were hired to protect them all the way. It is unbearable.

As for Wang Jian, because he was used as a light bulb by the little beautiful teacher in the third class, he could only sit pitifully with He Amei, a boring gourd.What I hate the most is this kind of guy who sits in the car and puts on headphones and keeps silent. He is completely immersed in his own world. The key point is that she keeps eating, all kinds of food.If it is considered a miracle that the little beauty brought a bag of food to eat, then He Amei is considered a miracle. Her entire suitcase is full of all kinds of snacks, enough for a normal person for half a month's rations, and even buns. Kind of weird.

"Hello."

Seeing Wang Jian looking at her, He Amei said hello blankly, then continued to eat her donkey roll, but after eating two mouthfuls, she found that Wang Jian was still staring at her, she thought for a while, and then With a distressed face, he rolled the half-eaten donkey in his hand and handed it to Wang Jian: "Eat?"

"No, I just want to know how you can eat so well." Wang Jian raised his finger: "It's been 10 minutes since you got on the bus, and you ate four buns, a pack of beef jerky, a bag of potato chips, Two packs of biscuits, a can of Coke, a dried persimmon and a sauced pig’s trotter, and now you’re still eating donkey rolls, how much can you eat.”

He Amei was silent for a moment, then suddenly took out some big jelly from her pocket and handed it to Wang Jian: "Eat."

"Don't eat." Wang Jian turned his head: "Is there something wrong with you?"

"No." He Amei didn't pretend, she shook her head naturally: "I used to win the big stomach king competition. I can eat a hundred big dumplings at a time, maybe I was born with it."

Wang Jian snorted, "You are the reincarnation of a hungry ghost."

After finishing speaking, Wang Jian turned his head and called out to the monk sitting behind him, "Monk, what did the hungry ghost say?"

"The so-called hungry ghosts are often hungry, so they are called hungry; they are fearful and fearful, so they are called ghosts. These ghosts are weak and ugly, and everyone who sees them is afraid. They live in the bottom of the sea, or near the mountains and forests. , with less happiness and more suffering, but a long life and a long life.”

"The monk is amazing." Dawei gave the monk a thumbs up: "Sure enough, people like you and Wang Jian are monsters, and they are not embarrassing in their respective fields."

And He Amei obviously didn't understand, she stared at Wang Jian with confused eyes: "What do you mean?"

"It's nothing, I'm praising you."

"Thank you." He Amei obviously believed in Wang Jian very much, and she was very happy to be praised by Wang Jian. She took out a bag of almonds from the other pocket and handed it to Wang Jian: "Here you eat."

Wang Jian took the almonds and turned to the monk, "Monk, do you want to eat the spicy almonds?"

"No need, the monk has water." The monk raised his water bottle and shook it: "I can't eat until noon."

"What a beautiful little monk." Liang Huanhuan sat in front of the monk, pouted his buttocks and turned his head to look at him: "Monk, can I live forever if I eat your meat?"

The monk touched his bald head and smiled slightly: "Probably not, you may even come down soon to accompany the monk to visit Dizang.

The monk's little humor made Dawei laugh: "Huanhuan, you can't beat the monk, he has a master's degree in psychology."

"By the way, monk." Liang Huanhuan touched the monk's little bald head: "You and my Wang Jian fight, who can win?"

"Winning or losing is not important, what matters is why you are fighting. If you fight for the survivors, you will be undefeated."

"Crazy..." Liang Huanhuan covered her ears, "You're too nagging..."

"The so-called nagging is just that the heart is not pure, and the dirty thoughts are not clear. The mind is calm and pure, and the mind is naturally clear."

"Wang Jian save me..." Liang Huanhuan stretched out his hand to Wang Jian and said, "Save He. I want to change positions."

Wang Jian was taken aback for a moment, turned his head and glanced at Xiao Jin who was sleeping soundly after taking motion sickness medicine, then refused Liang Huanhuan's request, and continued to sit on the seat to watch He Amei chewing like a mouse.

"Master, let's have a show. It's too boring." A call came from behind: "Li Nuo volunteered to perform a striptease."

"Zhao Feng, I'll go to your grandma!" Li Nuo's scolding voice also came: "Let your concubine take off for you!"

Wang Jian stood back and forth and looked back, and found Jie Zui Di and Li Nuo sitting together, the two were arguing with red faces, while He Rui squinted in front of them and chatted with Zhang Manting next to them, pointing fingers from time to time Refers to Wang Jian.

"What's the matter with you two?"

"The boss... Zhao Feng touched my ass!" Li Nuo seemed ashamed in order to torment Zhao Feng: "He also pinched my chest!"

There was a booing sound in the carriage, which even woke up Xiaojin. She cursed in a confused way: "A bunch of idiots." Then she went back to sleep.

Wang Jian left his seat and walked in front of the two of them, looked him up and down: "You two are sitting at the same table, have you touched them more than once? Why don't you sit next to Cheng Hui for me."

Cheng Hui laughed: "Yes, I promise to make her pregnant before getting out of the car 1"

But as soon as he finished speaking, a pack of dried tofu was thrown on his face, and a girl from the third class stared at Cheng Hui from the other side, and Cheng Hui turned her head and saluted: "Daughter-in-law, I was just joking." "..."

After speaking, he sat down obediently, and then said to Wang Jian: "Master, I'm sorry, I was killed in battle."

Zhao Feng laughed, and while Li Nuo wasn't paying attention, he put his arms around her waist: "Baby, you just obeyed me."

Li Nuo took off his shoes, took off his socks and stuffed them into Zhao Feng's mouth, which was about to kiss him: "Eat my mother's foot wrap!"

And Zhao Feng, a scum, really has a strong taste. After he took out the socks from his mouth, he put them on his nose and took a deep breath: "Oh, the sweetness of a goddess."

"The head of the family, ask for a change of position!" Li Nuo was about to cry: "This bastard is too disgusting."

Seeing Zhao Feng's strange behavior, Wang Jian nodded and pointed at Zhao Feng: "Go, sit with Ruhua."

Ruhua is the number one weirdo in class 29. Although his name is Ruhua, he is a man. He has shiny hair and cumin-smelling clothes that complement each other perfectly. Moreover, there are always unidentified white objects on his pants. A stain that dries, with a teal chin and a green mustache and plump earwax.

He was sitting alone in a corner reading a novel. After hearing Wang Jian's words, he raised his head happily, and Lu Mi showed her big yellow teeth: "Thank you, Master."

Zhao Feng froze immediately, pinching Li Nuo's clothes, his face full of grievances: "Master, you spared me..."

"No, no, hurry up." Li Nuo put his white feet on Zhao Feng's back and kicked him out: "Get out, get out! I don't want to see you change your mind.

Under the double oppression, Zhao Feng had no choice but to sit beside Ruhua, while Li Nuo jumped up with a triumphant smile on his face and kissed Wang Jian unexpectedly: "Long live the master!" Going down, He Rui in front of her suddenly turned her head. The gentle, lovely and gentle woman stared at Li Nuo with a kind of mad dog eyes. Her white and beautiful aura burst out, and her combat power surged by 180%. Li Nuo fell silent instantly.

"You're asking for your own death." Tang Jun on the other side suddenly laughed loudly: "You have to be sleeping like a ghost, otherwise it's unknown whether you can come back alive."

And Wang Jian wiped his face: "Don't make trouble."

Li Nuo shrank in his position like a kitten, gave a flustered look, then immediately turned his head and explained to He Rui: "Big Sister, Big Sister... Listen to my explanation, it's actually nothing else."

He Rui gradually recovered, and said with a smile, "Be careful next time."

"I know... I know."

In fact, Wang Jian was not surprised by He Rui's deterrent power at all. After all, he could become a peerless double pride girl with Xiao Jin. How could it be such a fuel-efficient lamp? For her, killing her is nothing more than a piece of cake, not to mention that there are a large number of personal guards behind her.

"Teacher Wang, sit here with me, I want to chat with you." He Rui looked up at Wang Jian: "I haven't seen you for a long time."

Wang Jian couldn't help shivering, then waved his hands again and again: "No, I have to see how much Mr. He can eat... That's it, don't make too much noise."

After finishing speaking, Wang Jian stood up straight and said loudly: "Everyone in class three, Mr. Xiao Ming can't come because of something, so I'm your acting head teacher Mi Ren now. You can come to me if you have something to do. If it's not convenient, You can find the old leek, and if you feel unwell, you should speak up as soon as possible."

After finishing speaking, he returned to his seat, and at this moment he found that the person in his seat had become Lin Yaxuan, and He Amei had already sat next to the monk on the question of the Hungry Ghost Dao just now, and the two of them had a discussion there. A series of cultural exchanges, and to Wang Jian's surprise, this monk... can speak extremely fluent Japanese.

"Do you want to eat? Mimi Shrimp Crackers." Lin Yaxuan's face was always serious, and Wang Jian even forgot the last time she smiled at Lu Mi, but when she said this with this expression, He Amei could only say it. When he spoke, it actually made Wang Jian feel like laughing.

"Don't eat." Wang Jian looked Lin Yaxuan up and down: "Are you planning to get married or something?"

"You marry?" Lin Yaxuan glanced at Wang Jian with a fake smile: "Don't say meaningless words."

Wang Jian shrugged and found that he really couldn't communicate with Lin Yaxuan. This person's thinking mode was completely incompatible with normal people, and it was an extreme thinking at all.

Therefore, Wang Jian simply stopped moving and fell asleep on the back of the chair. But soon, he was shaken by the car and then exposed to the warm sun. He couldn't hear or see any of the things that went wrong, and he even had a small dream, dreaming that he became Monkey King, and was crushed by the Five Elements Mountain so that he couldn't move.

Then...he opened his eyes abruptly, and then suddenly realized that he was not able to move under the pressure of the Five Elements Mountain, but was clearly under the pressure of Lin Yaxuan.He slept for more than two hours, and most of the people around him changed from the excitement of getting in the car to boredom, most of them were drowsy, except for the monk who was still lecturing to He Amei Other than preaching, everyone else fell asleep, and Natural Er even fell asleep with beef jerky in his mouth.

Of course, Lin Yaxuan was also asleep, but her whole body was pressed on Wang Jian's body, her posture was quite strange, her head was completely stuffed under Wang Jian's coat, and her hands were still wrapped around his waist.

"Ch..."

Wang Jian shook her, but she just shifted her position, adjusted to a more comfortable position and slept soundly.

In desperation, Wang Jian could only carefully break away her hand, and then straightened her upright, but just as soon as she was straightened up, she fell crookedly on Wang Jian's body again, and the two lumps of flesh on her chest just pressed against Wang Jian's. on the chest.

Although Wang Jian did touch her thing, but the situation is different now, so he can only slowly straighten Lin Yaxuan.

But just when he was about to succeed, Lin Yalei woke up suddenly. After seeing Wang Jian's movements, she suddenly frowned and whispered, "What are you doing?"

"I felt my conscience and said, it's actually because your legs are numb from your pressure, and I'm helping you up."

Lin Yaxuan touched the position of her bra suspiciously, then let out a sigh of relief, and then stared: "Don't help me! I want to sleep."

"Are you sick? You must be sick." Wang Jian supported her head and pressed her against the window: "Go by the window."

"No!" After finishing speaking, Lin Yaxuan leaned on Wang Jian's shoulder: "I want to sleep, if you wake me up again, I will stand up and call you molested."

"You're a pervert, you?" After finishing speaking, Wang Jian turned his head and abruptly woke up Dawei: "Change positions!"