tiger teacher

"Change chicken Miba." Dawei glanced at the third class English teacher who was leaning on his shoulder: "Didn't you see my junior sister sleeping soundly in my warm arms? You asked me to accompany that sick girl?" Lin Yaxuan?"

Wen Wei didn't know that Lin Yaxuan was awake, but he thought she was sleeping from the posture.So he obviously had no scruples when he spoke: "Anyway, my sister-in-law is half of my brother-in-law's ass. I'll bet you that if you want to kiss her or touch her, she will never resist, even if she wakes up, she will pretend." sleep."

Lin Yaxuan turned her head slowly: "Really?"

Dawei was startled and tilted his head: "I fell asleep."

Seeing that the position change failed, Wang Jian looked at Lin Yaxuan disappointedly: "Don't lean on me, I won't touch you."

"It's as if you haven't touched it before." Lin Yaxuan pinched her temples: "Don't bother me, I want to sleep, you can do it yourself, but if you want to wake me up, you can figure it out."

Lin Yaxuan's meaning was already very clear. Anyway, she had been touched by Wang Jian from top to bottom, from the inside to the outside, so she simply broke the jar and let him touch it. It's not a big deal at all.As long as you don't wake her up, you can do whatever you want.

This is basically the biggest concession. After all, Wang Jian's body smells good to a woman, and his shoulders are wide. There is nothing more suitable than this pillow for sleeping in the car.

Of course, Lin Yaxuan also knew that Wang Jian was not Dawei, so she would not do anything strange.So she doesn't care, let alone the dozens of people in this car, no matter how defiant he is, can Wang Jian kill himself in the car?

But this is a pain for Wang Jian. Surrounded by the sun, shaking cars, and women's scents, it is actually quite uncomfortable to insist on staying awake and not dozing off, and he is in the first row. There was no place for him to lie down, so he could only watch the car drive forward quickly, and then let Lin Yaxuan sleep soundly on his shoulder.

"Let's chat..." Wang Jian's biggest change during this time should be learning how to save the country with curves. After waking up Lin Yaxuan, he said with a pitiful face, "You smell too sweet, I can't bear it."

"Body fragrance." Lin Yaxuan hummed: "I was born with it."

"Can you bow a butterfly? Like Huanzhugeli Xiangfei." Wang Jian made a butterfly pose with his hands and flapped twice: "It's like three butterflies when you sweat."

"You also believe in novels?" Lin Yaxuan suddenly felt that Wang Jian was quite cute: "Are you stupid?"

"I'm actually quite stupid." Wang Jian scratched his head: "I'm a local leopard, and I still have a lot to learn."

"If you don't bully me anymore, I'll teach you." Lin Yaxuan's bad eyes made Wang Jian feel a little guilty: "But the minimum consumption of five or six thousand can't teach you, but I can teach you other things."

"What can you teach me?"

"Then leave it alone."

While Lin Yaxuan was speaking, she suddenly made a very surprising move. She grabbed Wang Jian's hand, and then put her own in his palm: "First of all, you have to learn to hold girls' hands. I haven't seen it before. You hold your sister's hand."

Then Lin Yaxuan put her hand horizontally on Wang Jian's palm: "Interlocking fingers is actually uncomfortable, because your hand is big, so the best way is to hold the girl's hand completely inside."

Wang Jian held Lin Yaxuan's hand tightly in his palm: "Is that so?"

"Use a little force." Lin Yaxuan frowned: "Don't be afraid to make the girl fall... Ouch... It hurts!"

Wang Jian let go immediately: "Look...it hurts."

"You're not holding hands, you're pinching walnuts, you scum!" Lin Yaxuan rubbed her hands, and looked at Wang Jian bitterly: "Again, I don't want you to come, it's the kind that makes you come There is no way for the flow of people to dissipate your strength."

Wang Jian tried again, this time Lin Yaxuan nodded with satisfaction: "This time is not bad, it is this kind of tight oppression that can make girls feel happy."

"and then."

Lin Yaxuan thought for a while: "Most women are actually eager to be conquered. You can't be too cautious. Be a little rough, hug her hard, kiss her hard, and make her feel suffocated when you hug her waist."

"Then strangle it to death." Wang Jian clenched his fist and made a crisp clicking sound: "I can strangle a cow."

"Get lost!" Lin Yaxuan's tone obviously hated iron and steel: "Why don't you die, can't you master the speed?"

Wang Jian nodded: "Oh...and then?"

"Hold my waist." Lin Yaxuan sat down next to Wang Jian: "Open your palms as far as possible."

"It's not good..." Wang Jian looked left and right: "It's not appropriate."

"There's nothing inappropriate. I'm teaching you now, so forget it if you don't learn." Lin Yaxuan simply leaned back on the mat: "Are you afraid that your sister will be jealous? Impossible, you can't understand her IQ."

Wang Jian snorted, and hugged Lin Yaxuan's waist tremblingly: "Then?"

"Pull me hard against you."

Wang Jian did as he did, and because she was strong enough, Lin Yaxuan stuck to Wang Jian's body like a thumbtack sucked by a magnet for a moment.

"You hurt me." Lin Yaxuan turned her head and glanced at Wang Jian: "Why are you so stupid? Use dark force."

"Oh..." Wang Jian still did as before: "Then?"

"This kind of posture and strength can maximize the girl's sense of security, and she will have a feeling that she can rely on and look up to." Lin Yaxuan took out Mimi Shrimp Crackers from the bag and said while eating: "You have to remember, man? , may fall in love with a girl who looks pitiful, but a girl will never fall in love with a man who looks pitiful. We can allow our men to be vulnerable, but we will never allow the existence of weakness. What women spend their whole lives chasing is a sense of security."

"Speaking of this, Ruolin told me the same thing yesterday." Wang Jian nodded thoughtfully: "It seems that you are not only the boss of the underworld, but also selling drugs?"

"Can you speak?" Lin Yaxuan frowned: "I'm not selling drugs, I'm just surviving. Do you understand surviving?"

"Then you won't be like me, collecting junk, being a tutor, and setting up a street stall. If you want to set up a street stall, I will let you sell my wood carvings. I will give you the cost price, and you will not be charged for the manual work." .One can earn 40 yuan, pure profit."

Lin Yaxuan raised her head and looked at Wang Jian's serious expression, and suddenly smiled.Her smile is truly the only one Wang Shu has seen—the first time it is so bright, with canine teeth, dimples, bright eyes and white teeth, it doesn't look like a female villain who kills without batting an eyelid, she is clearly a pure female college student who just graduated.

"Fool." Lin Yaxuan shook her head, then took away Wang Jian's hand on her waist: "Okay, then where should I set up a street stall?"

"After I go back, I will transfer my stall to you. I have already paid the management fee for one year, and the urban management will not arrest me." Wang Jian is very serious and serious: "At the Dongcheng Night Market, if you If it’s inconvenient, I can pick you up every day.”

"Don't you hate me? Why do you still do this to me?"

"It's not that I hate you, it's that I hate what you do.

Since you are not ten now, what reason do I have to hate you?You are Ruolin's younger sister, that is to say, a family member. "

Lin Yaxuan lowered her head suddenly: "Okay, that's it."

Wang Jian didn't understand why she suddenly became emotional. In the profound knowledge of women, Wang Jian was at the preschool level at best.He even thought that Lin Yaxuan did this because she had no money.

So he patted Lin Yaxuan on the shoulder carelessly: "It's okay, in fact, the high imitation brand-name bag on the night market is no different from your real bag. I went to see it that day, and it was only 30 yuan. I couldn't tell the real from the fake." Yes, but the steak you ate last time may be rarely eaten, but it doesn't matter, I will take you to Dawei's house for dinner next time."

Lin Yaxuan laughed again, even the snot came out, she quickly wiped it with a tissue, then raised her hand and pinched Wang Jian's face: "I know why my sister likes you so much, I always thought that You are not good enough for her."

"I just don't deserve her." Wang Jianting said frankly, "At least not yet."

"No no no, you made a mistake."

Lin Yaxuan glanced at Tianran Er sideways, and then found that Tianran Er was also staring at her with bright eyes, but as soon as the two people's eyes met, Tianran Er immediately closed his eyes and pretended to sleep.

"It's nothing." Lin Yaxuan suddenly fell silent again, leaning on the cushion: "I'm sleeping, call me when I'm eating."

Wang Jian was baffled by her, blinked his eyes for a long time, and then just watched Lin Yaxuan leaning against the window and fell asleep again.

But she didn't sleep for a while, the driver master parked the car in the rest area, and put her down for a meal.And after passing this rest area, there is less than 10 minutes to get off the expressway, and then start to go around the mountain road, so everyone will not be too comfortable in the afternoon.

"Now there is a 45-minute rest time. You can't leave this area, do you hear?" Wang Jian looked at the wall clock, and then checked the time with the teachers around him.

And the master driver also stepped forward and said to Wang Jian: "Mr. Wang, try to be as fast as possible. There are many car bandits and road thugs in this generation, and they all carry guns."

"Aren't there policemen behind them?"

"It's useless, usually a group of more than a dozen people." The driver Lao Yang shook his head: "The money is collected by the head. If you don't pay the money, the police will not work."

At this time, Liang Huanhuan, who was sleepy, came down with her big burden on her back, and bumped Wang Jian with his shoulder: "Where is the toilet?"

"Are you carrying a gun again?"

"Nonsense, who is sister? How can I do without it?"

After finishing speaking, Liang Huanhuan unzipped her bag, and put a shiny rifle and two assault rifles inside. The cold air was overwhelming: "Three guns, five hundred rounds of ammunition. Two grenades, one with a sticky bomb." medicine."

The driver, Lao Yang, was scared to pee at that time, and the policeman who came down next to him was also scared to pee...

"Look at your virtue." Liang Huanhuan threw the certificate on the ground: "Pick it up for me."

Wang Jian picked it up and threw it on the roof: "Just pretend to be a fart."

"Fuck...you old monkey!" Liang Huanhuan ran up to the six-meter-high roof in three steps and two steps, and retrieved the certificate: "You are sick."

"Okay, let's go eat." Tianran Er took Wang Jian's arm from behind: "Stop making trouble."