tiger teacher

"Master, do you have anything special to teach?"

While squatting in the corner smoking, Cheng Hui asked Wang Jian slyly, the expression on his face was like a fly that had eaten two mouthfuls of fresh hot stool, both obscene and wretched.

"what do you want to learn?"

Cheng Hui and Tang Jun looked at each other, rubbed their hands together and said viciously: "Look, the master taught us how to pick up girls. You can always hook up such beautiful girls. When you are in the car I saw you cuddling with that pretty sister next to you. Do you think we don’t know she’s an outsider? Li Nuo has already told us that she’s a boss. And this is in front of his own girlfriend. As for the face, it takes a lot of ability, '...,"

Wang Jian was petrified at that time, wiped his face vigorously, cleared his throat: "You guys misunderstood..."

"Hey, you're dishonest, you're the boss. You don't treat us as your own." Tang Jun was disappointed: "As a teacher, you should teach us everything you know. Look at Cheng Hui's girlfriend, she's crooked. Not to mention the cracked date, she is also vicious, even if I am blind, I will not fall in love with her."

Cheng Hui stroked his chin and said deeply, "Actually, she's pretty good..."

"Your sister is very good. When you peeked at Li Nuo's underwear last time, you said that it would be fine if your girlfriend was as beautiful as Li Nuo." Tang Jun was full of disdain: "You are so fake."

"Your mother is better than..." Cheng Hui became furious, and Zhongshou pushed Tang Jun's head: "Don't you dare to spray everything out?"

Wang Jian let out a long, serious voice: "Your usual hobby is to peek under the skirts of your classmates?"

"Big boss...you misunderstood...you misunderstood..." Cheng Hui repeatedly waved his hands and jumped back: "Don't be impulsive...listen to my explanation, it's not like you don't know who Li Nuo is. On the table, it is clearly to show off her brand-name underwear, you say... Do I look at it or not? If I don't look at it, I will not give her face.

"Is there such a thing?"

Tang Jun nodded heavily: "She just likes to show off, not to mention new phones and bags, even high-end bras and underwear, she will show them off. She is fine, so we will just watch it. Next time she will show off." When it's showing off, I'll ask you to watch it together...it's pretty good, it's bulging, and it's very exciting."

"You two are so perverted." Wang Jian shook his head and sighed, and suddenly found that every student in his class seemed to be a weirdo: "There will be no next time, do you know?"

"Hey... It's useless to tell me about it. You can ask, who in the class hasn't seen it. She came to class wearing a thong once, and almost didn't show me the cum." Cheng Hui rolled his eyes and recalled The scene at that time: "It's too exciting. But for Sister He, she always wears skirts, but no one in the class dares to look at them."

"Speaking of which, why do you call her eldest sister?"

"I'm so awesome. Whoever has something to do at home wants to do something? She will satisfy everything she can. Every time she goes out to dinner and karaoke, she treats guests. If anyone has a headache, she can immediately take out medicine from her schoolbag." .So she pretty much has complete control over our class now."

Wang Jian snorted, "Why?"

"You don't come here much, you don't know. This is Sister He's usual style. She was also in the first class. She was very gentle but fierce and aggressive, and she was the oldest in our class, no... our school's She is the oldest student besides the old fritters who repeated the exam, two or three years older than us. You can't tell, she is almost 20 years old."

Wang Jian puffed out a cigarette: "She told me she was seventeen, and her ID card was also 17..."

"Her ID card is fake. She was sick for two or three years in elementary school. I remember that when I was in third grade, she was already in sixth grade." Cheng Hui sat on the ground and quietly pointed to the girl standing in the distance. He Rui, who was looking for something: "It is said that her tutoring is very strict. I was in the same class with her in junior high school. At that time, I always saw her come to class with palm marks on her face. If she said she was talking back, she would just slap her."

"I know that." Wang Jian touched his chin: "Parents' expectations are too high."

"Is there any patriarchal preference in the family? My father came from the countryside and has this problem. I have a younger sister who is both good in character and academics, and she always beats me up like this. I just passed the monthly exam last month, and my father was so happy." Take me to rub it." Cheng Hui sighed: "My sister is very poor."

"By the way, where is my sister Huang?" After Cheng Hui finished speaking, he stood up and looked around, and saw Huang Yue who was eating a box lunch in a corner. He waved to Huang Yue from afar, "Huang sister, Come."

Huang Yue raised his head, and when he saw him, he ran over reluctantly, and stood beside him prettyly, blinking his eyes.

"Huangmei, I'm asking you. How much money did Sister He raise for your mother?"

Huang Yue scratched his head, and said with some embarrassment: "It's almost [-]...I will pay it back!"

"I didn't say you wouldn't pay it back. You're so excited." Cheng Hui reached out and pinched Huang Yue's butt: "If you were a girl, I would marry you."

"Don't..." Huang Yue took a step back with a blushing face, and scolded with her eyes wide open, "Pervert pervert..."

Wang Jian coughed: "Okay, don't be blind. Huang Yue, how are you doing over there?"

"It's okay. Sister Qian asked me to shoot a cosmetics advertisement at the end of the month. She can give me more than 5000 yuan. I originally had [-] yuan, but [-] yuan was used to pay for training." Huang Yue said this, and suddenly became interested High-spirited: "I also know a lot of celebrities...the sister who filmed Love in the Coconut Tree, and the sister who played Xuanyuan Qixia [-], but her feet stink..."

"I didn't let you lick it. You care so much." Wang Jian flicked his forehead: "What do you think of that circle?"

"A lot of unspoken rules..." Huang Yue pursed her lips: "Even when shooting this commercial, there are many people who want to sleep with the director, but Sister Qian is so amazing...she said let me shoot, and the director even I dare not fart."

Of course, Wang Jian knew that Cousin Dawei was amazing. Most directors could only lick her ass. She was a member of the Xiao family. Whoever wanted to rule her and her people would be ruined.

"Work hard, if you want to become a star, remember to sign me a photo."

Huang Yue's face was flushed with excitement and she nodded heavily: "If I make money in the future, I will definitely honor you..."

"It's weird..." Wang Jian took a breath and said, "Go and play, you'll make me so hairy."

"Don't go." Cheng Hui grabbed Huang Yue: "Did you forget the rules?"

Huang Yue pouted and frowned, bent down reluctantly and kissed Cheng Hui's face, then walked to the corner pitifully and tremblingly, and continued to eat his unfinished boxed lunch.

"You're perverted enough." Wang Jian slapped Cheng Hui on the head: "He's a man, okay?"

"The head of the family, the conscience of heaven and earth, have you ever regarded him as a man? If he dares to marry me, I will fuck you on the spot. Feel your conscience and say, have you seen a few girls who are prettier than him?"

Wang Jian groaned, searched carefully in his mind, and slapped his thigh: "It's really not..."

At this time, the driver, Lao Yang and Lao Yuan, who had finished eating, shouted at Wang Jian: "Mr. Wang, we are ready to leave."

Wang Jian responded, then stood up and kicked Tang Jun's ass: "Go and gather everyone."

"It's my turn."

Sure enough, as soon as he finished speaking, He Rui, who was not far away, took out a whistle from his pocket and blew it, all those people who didn't know where they were hiding all of a sudden appeared, and then lined up neatly, And get on the bus one by one.

"Master, see?" Tang Jun patted his buttocks and stood up: "This is ability..."

After returning to the car, the person next to Wang Jian turned into Tianran Er. She was still dressed like an Arab, and she was already sweating from the heat, wheezing and panting like a puppy.

"What have you been doing?"

Tianran Er unbuttoned the windbreaker and kept fanning the wind: "I'm going to bring a hug to dinner..."

Wang Jian was shocked: "You brought the dog!"

"Hmm..." She said and pointed to the back: "There..."

Wang Jian turned his head to look, and found that stupid dog was lying on the seat in the last row tossing a ball. It was the only dog ​​poking there in the entire row. The length was already astonishing. No one would think it It is a juvenile dog who is only a few months old.

"You are really weird, this guy can eat people..."

Wang Jian whistled, ran up to him in a hug, sat on the ground and looked at him expectantly, obviously begging for a hug.

"I was wrong." Wang Jian sighed deeply: "I really don't know how you made the most ferocious wolf species in the world like this. I admire you very much."

Tianran Er's eyes were flickering, and he just looked at Wang Jian without saying a word, and Wang Jian completely softened after watching it for more than ten seconds: "Okay, you have to watch it carefully, don't let it hurt anyone."

But after finishing speaking, Wang Jian came to his senses and slapped his thigh: "Oh...you even tamed me!"

After finishing speaking, he pinched Tianran Er's face with his hands: "Why didn't I find you so naughty?"

And Tianran Er swayed back and forth following the rhythm of Wang Jian pinching her face, his mouth was still ups and downs, as if singing: "Ouch, ouch, ouch..."

"You guys are enough!" Dawei kicked Wang Jian's seat: "There must be a limit to flirting."

This kick made Tianraner and Wang Jian quiet down, and then Tianraner put on sunglasses: "Sleep!"

After finishing speaking, she hugged Wang Jian like a koala, and began to lie on Wang Jian's lap in the most arrogant and comfortable position and began to sleep. Desperately buttoning her bra straps.

However, the road in the afternoon was not as easy as in the morning. It was okay at the beginning, but it became more and more bumpy at the end, and the surrounding scenery became more and more desolate. I passed by a few small villages from time to time, and they were all stuck there alone. Very abrupt.The surrounding mountains are also different from those in the south. Although it is in the transition season of spring and summer, there are some green covers, but there is always a rush of autumn leaves withering.

After a violent bump, the bus suddenly heard a strange creaking sound, and the car suddenly lost control and skidded on the road. Fortunately, the driver, Lao Yang, was a very experienced driver, and he was able to park the car safely on the side of the road.

The people in the car were all awakened by this blow, and they all stood up and looked around.

"Did you hit something evil?"

"I don't know, it should be broken."

"Not so unlucky?"

"Maybe someone fell into a trap!"

"Damn it, I heard that you set traps for rabbits, but did you set traps for Gao Ke?"

The students talked a lot, and the scene was noisy and chaotic.And Wang Jian frowned and asked Lao Yang: "What's the matter?"

"It should be the rocks on the road that broke the brake lever." Lao Yang turned off the ignition and pulled out the key, then opened the car door and walked down: "Wait for me."

"Everyone is quiet, there is no big problem." Wang Jian stretched out his hand and pressed softly: "There will be no danger."

But even though he said so, after all, he shouldered the safety of a bunch of people, so his pressure suddenly increased. After patting Natural Two, he got out of the car by himself and began to observe the surrounding environment.

"This is a good place to fight in the wild." After Dawei got down, he took a deep breath: "The air is so good, it really doesn't look like Shanxi, those coal areas are really dirty."

Wang Jian looked back and forth, and found that there was a sparse small forest next to the road, and there seemed to be a small stream in the forest, surrounded by mountains, which was completely different from the vast and flat North China Plain. It is not as dense and deep as the southern mountains and forests, but it is a bit more wild.

"Mr. Wang, it's more troublesome." Lao Yang got out from under the car: "The brake lever and abs are both broken. I don't have anything to change here. I'll wait for someone to go out and get them."

"How long will it take?"

"I'm afraid I won't be able to come back tonight. The road is too difficult to walk. It's not safe at night. It will be almost tomorrow morning."

Wang Jian is a person who doesn't insist. Anyway, things are already like this, so he can only make mistakes. He nodded: "Then you go now."

At this time, the minibus behind also followed, and the people on it also came over, and Lao Yang began to communicate with the driver in that car.

After Wang Jian returned to the car, he coughed and cleared his throat: "There is good news and bad news, which one do you want to hear first?"

"bad news."

"good news!"

Those guys fought over such a trivial matter, and in the end Wang Jian didn't move, so he could only lean back on his seat: "Let's talk about the bad news first, the car broke down, don't try to fix it today."

Immediately, the car was full of mourners, and the monk raised his head and looked at Wang Jian: "This area is very remote and dangerous."

Wang Jian looked indifferent: "Is there you, and there is a sniper."

Liang Huanhuan was very satisfied with this title, and patted his chest: "I am the sniper god."

And Wang Jian laughed, and continued: "Since we can't leave, we will camp here today!"

In fact, camping is not a problem at all. There is nothing in the suitcase in this car. Except for He Amei’s box of food, the rest is mineral water, tents and some simple medical equipment. The preparation is complete. Have nothing to fear.

There are about [-] tents. If two or three people squeeze into one, it is barely enough, and the area is open, so there is no problem in camping.

"Stop talking nonsense, boys come down with me." Wang Jian waved his hand: "Move things!"