tiger teacher

Not a few minutes after the wiretapping ended, Tianran Er hugged a doll that was bigger than her, opened the door and came back with a happy face, but Xiao Yiwen, who was following behind, looked aggrieved, as if she had been bullied Yes, her mouth was pouted, and her face was full of expressions that people owed her money. ..

"Where's Lin Yaxuan?" Dawei was holding Wang Jian's egg fried rice just now, shaking his feet on the coffee table: "You just left her behind? And who messed with my precious sister?"

"My sister scolded her." Tianran Er was still full of joy: "She is unhappy."

"How gloomy is your heart? How happy you are when someone scolds you." Dawei ran on Natural Er while watching TV, and more importantly, he was able to eat fried rice with eggs at the same time: "This is a disease. be cured."

"No, no." The teddy bear on Tianran's second in command moved forward: "Someone gave me this."

Wang Jian came out of the kitchen with a large bowl of leftovers. After seeing the toy on Tianran's second-hand store, he pointed with his chopsticks, "What is this?"

"Baby." Tianran Er turned his head and pointed at Xiao Yiwen: "Her fans gave it to her, but she couldn't take it, so she gave it to me."

"Could it be a bomb?" Wang Jian held the bowl and poked the teddy bear's nose with the tip of his chopsticks: "A time bomb or something, it will explode automatically when the time comes."

"According to what you said, then my house has a whole storage room of bombs, which can circle the earth four times. Stacking them up can blow up a third of the Great America." Dawei still looked absent-minded: " This is also a disease of yours, you two should treat it together. It will be considered as a premarital examination."

Tianran Er stood there holding the baby on his cheeks, completely dismissing Dawei's words.Turning his head, he said to Wang Jian: "Ajian, Ajian, let me tell you, today my sister's store opened on the first day, and everything was sold out. People almost bought it at the counter. Those fans are so scary. You are also a celebrity now, how about we invest?"

Wang Jian was taken aback: "Huh?"

"Investment!" Tianran Er patted his chest: "I will contribute the funds. Let's open a monopoly of the A Jian brand!"

Wang Jian blinked his bewildered eyes: "What are you selling..."

"Selling melon seeds, peanut popcorn, eggplant, radish and pickled cucumber." Dawei finally raised his head: "Don't you think opening his brand store is like opening a flagship store for Lao Gan Dae's chili sauce? On the poster. People come in to buy tofu or shampoo. Do you think celebrity merchandise is so easy to make? Can one person do it?”

Wang Jian's head was like a chicken pecking at rice: "If you sell pickles... I can do it. I'm very good at pickling pickles."

"It's not impossible, if we can make pickles with special flavors. We can also make them bigger." Tianran Er's eyes became very serious, and he looked straight out of the window, as if starting a period in his imaginary world again. Big adventure: "I like to eat leeks, but I have never seen pickles made with leeks, why don't we try to get some for a taste?"

"Are you going to make biochemical weapons?" Dawei turned his head: "The smell of raw leeks is overwhelming. This needs to be concentrated, and it is probably not allowed to be brought on the subway. I remember when I was in high school, I was on the subway. When the grandson took off his shoes, the smell was quite irritating. But later, a big sister picked up a leek box and suppressed the smell. It is conceivable that the things you make can explode in Changsha. Stinky tofu can stink for thirty miles against the wind."

When he said that, even Xiao Yiwen, who was in a bad mood, burst out laughing.He was so happy that his saliva sprayed on Wang Jian's face. Although he is a beautiful star, but the white saliva splashed on his face, he would still feel disgusting, okay...

"Okay, don't study this. There's still some in the pot, so hurry up to have a supper and sleep." Dawei put down the bowl: "Where's Lin Yaxuan?"

"You care about your sister? Do you have thoughts about her?" Tianran Er looked at Dawei defensively: "You are a bad man. You cannot touch your sister."

"Don't give me nonsense." Dawei wiped his mouth with his sleeve: "Who doesn't know that guy is already half of her brother-in-law's butt, I..."

Before he could finish his sentence, a plastic bag flew in from outside the door, and the baked taro inside it exploded on Dawei's head instantly. The sticky white thing looked like an oversized lump of bird droppings It reached the top of Dawei's head, the disgusting feeling is self-evident...

"I'm crazy..." Dawei stood up and touched the taro paste on his head, with a sad face: "What is this!"

Lin Yaxuan stood outside the door with a tired face, with a cold expression: "I hate people who chew their tongues, especially behind their backs."

As he spoke, Liang Huanhuan walked up to Wang Jian, opened his bag, and took out a square brick wrapped in newspaper: "Here is your share, work overtime tomorrow for me!"

"What are you doing?" Wang Jian took the bag and found a pile of red, green and green RMB inside. After a rough calculation, there were nearly 2 yuan: "What are you doing..."

"Do that." Dawei described it as being shameless and skinless. If it weren't for his powerful family, he could be beaten six times an hour, and he would never rest until he couldn't take care of himself: "Just That gurgling thing."

"Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrsrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr like what?" Wang Jian asked, "What is it?"

Lin Yaxuan's complexion darkened on the spot, she took out a durian from another shopping bag, and shook it in front of Dawei: "Say it again."

"Admit defeat...you won." Dawei wiped the taro on his head again and again, and raised his hands to surrender to Lin Yaxuan: "You can do whatever you want."

Lin Yaxuan didn't speak, just threw the durian on the table: "I'm tired, I'm going to take a shower first."

After she went in, Dawei approached Wang Jian and whispered in Wang Jian's ear, "Have you seen porn?"

"I've seen it." Wang Jian nodded solemnly: "Don't think I'm so stupid."

"Have you heard the voice over there?"

Wang Jian thought for a while, then shook his head blankly: "Because they are all secretly watching, so I habitually mute the sound."

"It's all right." Dawei tilted his head and lay down on the sofa: "Where's Liang Huanhuan?"

Tianran Er also put the doll away from the room at this time and walked out.With a mocking and teasing expression on his face: "Look, let you mess with my sister."

After finishing speaking, she beckoned to Wang Jian Dawei and the others mysteriously: "Come on, come on. Come and see Huanhuan."

"what?"

Wang Jian moved his head to the door and looked into the room. It didn't matter if he didn't look at it, but he was really shocked when he looked at it.Liang Huanhuan has just changed into a set of women's suits.Not to mention the deep V, it was still covered with sequins. The skirt was a black mini skirt with narrow heels and leopard-print stockings.Coupled with the genuine Gucci bag and the latest Apple phone in her hand, she is just like a charming and beautiful girl.

And at this moment, Xiao Jin is helping Liang Huanhuan to make up.Upturned corners of the eyes, water red cheeks and light green eye shadow, how could this be Liang Huanhuan, she was clearly the renown oiran in the sky.

"What is she going to do?" Natural Er's IQ can't handle Liang Huanhuan's changes: "Could it be a relationship?"

"You can't miss the tail ring, there are still more." Liang Huanhuan pointed to the dressing table and told Xiao Jin: "The crystal necklace on it, the necklace!"

After finishing speaking, she turned her head and glared at Wang Jian and Dawei: "Look what, you haven't seen it?"

"I've never seen it before. What are you doing?" Dawei looked suspicious: "I'm selling the first label?"

"You need to dress up a bit more coquettishly. I still don't believe that my sister won't be fascinated by that guy tomorrow." Liang Huanhuan rolled her eyes, and she was thrillingly charming: "Go get a perm during the day. It's absolutely beautiful."

And Xiao Yiwen stepped forward, and after carefully examining it for a while, she showed a pained expression, and condescended like a professional judge: "This is the makeup of a prostitute!"

"What, what!" Liang Huanhuan picked up the mirror and looked at himself for a while: "Isn't it pretty good?"

While they were studying Liang Huanhuan's makeup together, Wang Jian's phone rang suddenly.The room is filled with all kinds of ringtones in mp3 format.He was the only one who still used his four-chord mobile phone. It felt like people all over the country used computers to open the Internet, but Wang Jian opened an Internet full of learning machines for Xiaobawang, which was particularly obvious.

"Ajian, Ajian, there is an inexplicable person looking for you." Ranraner handed the phone to Wang Jian: "Do you want to answer it?"

Wang Jian took a look at the phone and found that it was really inexplicable.I don't know the number, so I don't know who is calling.

He walked to the door and connected the phone: "Hello? Who are you looking for?"

"Is it Wang Jian? It's me, Hu Lai." The voice on the phone was very noisy, as if he was in a noisy environment: "Tomorrow, An Le will go to the old place, and will bring the old man's most trusted son, I will also go tomorrow, can your people settle down? He is a seasoned number one military adviser, and he seems to have a master's degree in psychology."

Wang Jian was taken aback, turned his head to look at Liang Huanhuan who was making noise inside, and replied in a low voice, "I will find a way."

"Then I won't tell you more. I will find a way to meet you tomorrow, but the time will definitely not be too long. I have to accompany him the whole time. He was originally left by the old man in Japan to contact business. Now I was called back suddenly, they must have come to watch me." Hu Lai's voice became more and more gloomy: "So let's act fast, if you get caught, you'll be fine, but I'll die."

Wang Jian whistled: "Are you in a hurry? I'm not in a hurry. I'll talk about it tomorrow."

Hu Lai was stunned for a moment: "Then we'll talk about it tomorrow..."

Wang Jian accepted the phone, sighed, and Tianran Er, who was next to him, also put away his smiling face at the moment: "A Jian, you have something to hide from me!"

"En." Wang Jian nodded: "It's actually nothing."

"No, I'm not happy anymore." Natural Er turned his back like a little girl: "I'll ignore you."

"Okay, okay." Wang Jian carried her across the sofa and sat down: "Actually, it's about Liang Huanhuan's undercover work. Safety measures are already in place. Let's see if there will be any sudden changes tomorrow."

At this moment, Tianran Er suddenly took out a round, shiny ball from his hand: "Look, you hit the mark, although it's not a bomb."

Wang Jian was taken aback: "What?"

"An integrated device for bugging and mobile phone signal interception." Tianran Er chuckled: "There is really something in that little bear. This is my patent."

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Damn, Jobs' schedule doesn't suit me... After two days of doing it, my biological clock got messed up on the third day, and now I'm all Spartan.Make up tomorrow and make up tomorrow.