tiger teacher

"Um……"

A group of people surrounded a natural two, watching her dismantling the bug that looked like a vibrating egg on the table alive.Her workmanship was really good. After a few rounds, the seamless structure of the bauble was divided into four or five parts and scattered on the table.

"Shhh..." Tianran Er made a silent gesture, then picked up a gleaming gadget inside with tweezers, and signaled everyone to put their phones on the table.

"Now..." Tianran rolled his eyes: "We call each other."

Sure enough, when the phone was connected, the fly-sized light on the device suddenly changed from red to green, and began to flash rapidly, obviously sending and receiving some kind of signal.

"Then." Tianran Er grinned, "Ajian, hand me my little speaker."

After Wang Jian did so, Tianran Er inserted the bug directly into her portable stereo and pressed the play button:

"Sell my love, you leave behind my back..."

After the high-pitched singing came, Tianran Er let out a long sigh of relief, and looked around mischievously: "I'll play them on a loop all night!"

And Wang Jian leaned against the wall with a serious face: "Can you remember who put the bear in your hand?"

"Of course I don't remember." Tianran Er frowned and shook his head: "If Ajian hadn't reminded me, I would have put it in the bedroom, and we would have no secrets. This recorder can record data within 20 meters around. All telephone communications are intercepted and sent to the transceiver device. Who we call, who calls us, when we call, how long we call can be clearly seen, and... it can also record what we say , and you can also set sensitive words on the terminal. Once we say those specific words, it will automatically send a signal. Usually, it is about once an hour. After clearing the data, you can continue to use it. Don’t underestimate this Oh stuff, it can be used non-stop for more than three years."

"I'm more curious about who would do such a shameless thing." Dawei looked puzzled: "What is there for us to eavesdrop on, it really thinks too highly of us."

Xiao Jin sat on the side and was surprisingly quiet.But the expression clearly wrote the words "want to eat people" on the face, that fierce look.So that Huo Huo, who was trying to squeeze into the crowd, had to bypass Xiao Jin.

"This thing is really high-tech, I've never seen it before." Liang Huanhuan studied the case left after the bug was removed on the table: "Is it very sensitive?"

"It's very high. Basically, it can collect and amplify all the sounds that can be heard by the human ear. But I cut off the signal at the beginning." Tianran Er smiled mysteriously: "The data in it can't be sent out temporarily, but It will be sent automatically after it is stored to a certain extent.”

"Then what should we do?" Wang Jian frowned: "This is not easy. If we destroy it directly, those who want to monitor us will know the situation."

Xiao Yiwen, who was startled when she heard it, was full of horror, although she didn't understand what it specifically meant.But obviously she thinks it's powerful, like it's in a movie she's doing.So she was so excited that she couldn't say a word, the pores all over her body stood up, and she listened nervously to every line of the people present.

"Hmm... baby, don't be afraid." Liang Huanhuan hugged Xiao Yiwen's neck from behind, and reached out to pinch her left breast: "Sister protects you, I cao, you are so big, this is unscientific!"

Xiao Yiwen screamed and jumped up from the sofa, and while screaming, punched Liang Huanhuan all the time, chanting curse words in bits and pieces.Obviously something went wrong with being harassed all of a sudden, and his mood fluctuated violently.

"Quiet me!" Xiao Jin slapped his hands on the table vigorously, and made a loud voice: "Didn't you see me thinking like this?"

Xiao Yiwen was so startled by her, she actually stopped her hands, turned her head and blinked at the furious Xiao Jin, obviously frightened by her three-inch cunt.

"I'm fucking surprised..."

Before she finished speaking, Wang Jian pinched her face: "Little girl, don't swear, she will grow up to be Liang Huanhuan."

"Oh, I'm crazy." Liang Huanhuan rolled up his sleeves: "What's wrong with me? Am I so out of your young master's eyes? Others won't tell me. Am I worthy of you or not? You don't want to piss. According to."

Wang Jian, Tianraner, Dawei, and Lin Yaxuan looked at Liang Huanhuan sideways at the same time. Tianraner even sighed and looked at Xiaojin: "Well... girls are not good at swearing. Otherwise, they won't be able to get married."

"Hey, what do you mean? I won't be able to get married? You don't know. The men chasing me can go back and forth from Shanhaiguan to Jiayuguan four times in a row."

"This describes me!" Xiao Yiwen puffed her cheeks and protested, "You can't use it!"

"Twice for you, and four for me." Liang Huanhuan actually got into arguing with Xiao Yiwen: "Twice more than you!"

"Then..." Xiao Yiwen rolled her eyes a few times: "The man chasing me can fill the Pacific Ocean!"

"Just kidding, you don't know that the corpses of the man who died of drinking pesticide for me every year can circle the earth twice!"

Then, these two weird-looking women started a heated debate about how many men in the world die for them every year. Basically, in the end, the world's male population was advanced to 3357 AD.

After the other people in the room were silent for a while, they collectively moved to Wang Jian's room.But those two strange women who were still arguing with each other actually followed in... and continued to overdraw the world's population.

"mentally retarded."

Including Dawei, they actually submitted evaluations to these two people at the same time. Except for the natural two who provided data reference for the two mentally handicapped, she was busy helping Liang Huanhuan and Xiao Yiwen calculate the population doubling formula and each The growth rate of male sex in the world in [-], there is no time to comment on them.

"They can be said to be the most boring I have ever seen in my life." Dawei sighed: "I thought my sister would be lonely here, it seems that I underestimated Liang Huanhuan."

And Xiao Jin pointed at Tianran Er: "The most boring thing is obviously whether she is good or not."

After finishing speaking, Xiao Jin stood up suddenly, and stood on the balcony with his hands behind his back. The fence of the balcony could only reach Wang Jian's belly button, but it reached the position of Xiao Jin's chest abruptly, but this did not hinder Xiao Jin's back at all. He started to look up at the starry sky: "I think I'm going to use a big skill."

Dawei stood beside her and lit a cigarette: "Tell me about your goal."

"My goal?" Xiao Jin was taken aback, with a longing expression: "My goal is the stars and the sea."

"Get out!" Dawei pushed Xiaojin's head: "Are you also infected?"

"I'm warning you. I'm Lao Wang's personal property. I think you are an acquaintance, so I give you a warning. If you touch me again, I'll spray you." Xiao Jin said murderously to Dawei. Shaking his fingers: "You have already received a yellow card. Be careful."

And Wang Jian sat on the stool alone, slowly carving a piece of wood with a knife.Lin Yaxuan who was standing next to him suddenly said, "This bug should be aimed at you."

"I know." Wang Jian didn't even raise his head, and after a few stabs, a little turtle appeared vividly in his hand: "The one who can do this kind of thing should be that Jiang Caidie, she is amazing."

Lin Yaxuan crossed her arms and leaned against Wang Jian, staring straight at the piece of wood that Wang Jian was carving: "What are you going to do?"

"Just plan." Wang Jian raised his head and glanced at her: "Let's not talk about this. You just came out of that circle, so there is no need to step in again. Business is good today?"

Lin Yaxuan hummed softly, and put a hand on Wang Jian's shoulder intentionally or unintentionally: "It's tiring, but very fulfilling, thank you."

"Family, it's nothing." Wang Jian didn't take it seriously: "Be careful yourself, I'll pick you up later."

"Being so kind to me?" Lin Yaxuan glanced at Wang Jian with her eyes: "If you are stealing, you are stealing."

Wang Jian was still engraving things slowly, but shook his head after hearing Lin Yaxuan's words: "You think too much, girl."

Lin Yaxuan didn't speak, but gently scratched Wang Jian's hair with her hand.She turned around and went back to her room, put on her pajamas and began to sleep all night, it seemed that she had really completely escaped from the conspiracy circle that had always accompanied her.

After she left, Wang Jian raised his head: "Have you reached a conclusion after discussing it?"

Of course, what he said must be Dawei and Xiaojin. As for Tianran Er... Wang Jian didn't really have any plans. After all, Tianran Er was already counting how many men died because of Xiao Yiwen and Liang Huanhuan drinking pesticides. .

"Yes, yes." Tianran Er's eyes were shining brightly: "There are about 450 billion adult men who drink pesticides for Huanhuan. There are more than 6000 billion adult men who drink pesticides for Awen! Awen wins Already!"

Wang Jian turned around and gave a thumbs up to Xiao Yiwen, who was proud of her bragging victory: "Miss bragging is so awesome!"

And Liang Huan shouted angrily: "It's not fair, how do you calculate it! You just said that you can't go beyond the range of the earth. What's the matter with her orbit full of the moon!"

"Unreasonable..." Wang Jian shook his head and escaped from the three strange women, and came to the balcony: "Where are you two?"

Dawei and Xiaojin are now maintaining the same posture.With their hands behind their backs and their heads up, looking at the dark clouds in the sky and the glimmer of moonlight inadvertently passing by the clouds, after hearing Wang Jian's voice, the two of them said in unison: "Our journey is the sea of ​​stars! "

Wang Jian felt like he was going crazy, he wanted to grab Dawei and throw him off the balcony, but just when he was about to do it, his phone rang suddenly, he picked it up and found that it was Dawei Yes, he was ready to pick it up.

But just when he was about to press the answer button, Xiao Jin turned around and grabbed his phone and pressed it: "I want egg tarts!"

"Give me the phone, what egg tarts do you want, and fried rice with eggs at home." Wang Jian stretched out his hand to grab the phone: "Give it to me quickly."

Without any explanation, Xiao Jin stuffed the phone into his bra, and opened the neckline: "I have to pick it up by myself."

Come dig... dig... ah...

The use of the word "tou" is really amazing, one word made Pharaoh at a loss, the sense of the picture is too strong...

"What's wrong with you? Are all of you sick?" Wang Jian frowned: "Unreasonable! Dawei, call!"

Dawei turned his head like a puppet, looked at Wang Jian, and smiled: "Want it? Then I'll think of a five-digit number in my mind, and see if you can guess it. If you can guess it, it means we have a tacit understanding." , I will give it to you if there is a tacit understanding."

"What's wrong with all of you!"

And Xiao Jin suddenly made a silent gesture to Wang Jian, and pointed to the room.Wang Jian found it when he turned his head.Although Liang Huanhuan was still bickering, but while talking, under Xiao Yiwen's surprised expression, he took an electric mosquito swatter and swept it around.

Seeing this scene, Wang Jian understood at that time...

"They found out." Jiang Zhiyuan, who was sitting in a small passenger car, took off the monitor earphones: "They listened to the most dazzling ethnic style all night, and my ears are callused. Bao'er, did you find anything?"

"I'm analyzing the audio. These guys are so unkind..." A sexy girl in the same car pouted: "Boss. As for not going to fight for such a few people, although we have high authority, but so If you mess around without applying for approval, you will still be criticized.”

"I'm just a younger sister." Jiang Zhiyuan shook his head: "It's not like you don't know her temperament. If you don't help her a little, she will run amok and cause trouble."

The assistant named Bao'er was full of displeasure: "I'm talking about the boss. You can be regarded as using power for personal gain. It's too much to use spy satellites for your sister."

"Just help me once." Jiang Zhiyuan lit a cigarette, and said with a playful smile, "It's a big deal, I'll accompany you home to pretend to be your boyfriend during the Chinese New Year."

"That's what you said." Bao'er giggled: "No... wait, there are circumstances!"

As she spoke, she gradually separated the noisy voices, leaving only pure voices, and then adjusted the volume to the maximum, and then there was a conversation between Wang Jian and Hu Lai on the phone.

"Replay." Jiang Zhiyuan put on the headset again, turned on the computer, and said into the headset: "Start sound analysis. Thread analysis, who is on the other end of the phone?"

"Boss, wait for a while." The voice of another assistant came from the earphones: "I said Boss, your current status is a social police officer, so you have to use honorific titles when you speak. I am a much older official than you, so you have to call me Officer Hu Jing."

"Get lost." Jiang Zhiyuan was curious and funny: "Stop talking about sports cars, hurry up and work. By the way, what's going on with Xi'er?"

"It took her 4 minutes to install 92 bugs in their house. You can hear the sound of pooping while sitting in the toilet. Don't worry."

Jiang Zhiyuan nodded: "Where's Shunzi?"

"All-round defense. At the same time monitor your eldest lady, that Dao, this guy named Wang Jian and the Great Sage. But boss, why are you monitoring the Great Sage? He is a famous thorn in the head. It's going to turn the world upside down."

Jiang Zhiyuan's face was gloomy: "My lord, I don't want to, but I can't help it. My sister is staring at him to death. I can't let him make my Xiaodie cry."

"Boss, you can't distinguish between black and white. You protect your shortcomings like this. What a man."

Jiang Zhiyuan smiled helplessly: "What should I do, who made me a brother. Stop talking nonsense, hurry up."

The earphones were quiet for a while, only a burst of rapid keyboard crackling, and then there was a sudden burst of haha: "Boss, it's ok, I passed it on to you. You have to remember to treat your Sir Hu to a stewed meal tomorrow. over."

"Go away, see you tomorrow."

After picking up the line, Jiang Zhiyuan clicked on the icon on the computer: "Hu Lai is...well, he is still a character. Check his movements."

"Yes!"

After a while of silence, Bao'er turned the swivel chair around: "Something interesting happened."

"What's so fun?" Jiang Zhiyuan leaned over, and after looking around, "Hey, he's still a family slave with three surnames! Can you find out the content of his conversation with that Wang Jian?"

"This is more difficult, but I can try to deal with the newly created fuzzy sound, and roughly restore it."

Jiang Zhiyuan touched his chin: "Hurry up!"

"Yes!"

At the same time, in Wang Jian's den, Tianran Er was fiddling with a TV antenna receiver pot, Xiao Jin was crackling writing programs, and Liang Huanhuan was installing his high-power satellite phone.

All of this was done quietly in absolute silence, and the remaining Dawei siblings and Wang Jian were fighting landlords on the sofa. Xiao Yiwen, who had just learned how to fight landlords, loved this game so much. It really makes people laugh.

"Four twos, one pair of kings." Wang Jian showed his cards: "Look..."

"Cao..." Dawei slammed his hand full of cards on the table: "Is this the aura of the protagonist? How lucky is this!"

And Xiao Yiwen said with a bitter face: "My five three... can it blow up?"

"Five three? It's like playing mahjong and finding out that you have six or ninety thousand. Where did five three come from?" Dawei looked over his head and said, "What are you? That's three? That's eight, right? Well, you have three threes and two eights, what a bad look."

Wang Jian also scratched his head: "I won?"

"No...seal me all hands." Dawei shook his head: "Sorrow... I still don't believe it. Come again, I don't believe that my card master can't kill you, a rookie!"

At the beginning of the second round, Wang Jian wrote on the paper with a pen: "Who do you think it will be?"

Dawei shrugged, picked up a pen and wrote: "Waiting for my dear mascot to answer."

"Then what are they doing?"

"Satellite."

Xiao Yiwen next to her was also reading the words on the paper, and after reading it, she shrank her neck like a child and put her fingers on her lips.Lower your voice and say, "Shh...don't talk..."

"Hey, how can you look at the cards!" Wang Jian retracted his cards back into his arms: "No rambunctious ones."

Xiao Yiwen retracted her body.Pouted: "You're so stingy, you won't die if you look at it."

At this time, Tianran [-] had already finished modifying the antenna pot, one end was connected to the computer, the other end was connected to the network cable, and the other end was directly plugged into Liang Huanhuan's satellite phone.At this time, Xiao Jin also poked his head out, and made an ok gesture to Tianran Er.

Then, the three mysterious girls started to watch at the same time.And Liang Huanhuan counted down to three two one.

When she gestured down, Xiao Jin pressed the Enter key at the same time, and then...

"ri... what is this!" Jiang Zhiyuan, who was in the listening car, took off his earphones and picked his ears: "What the hell!"

After Bao'er next to him picked up the earphones and put them on, there was actually a song that Wang Jian sang in the shower secretly recorded with his mobile phone... The level of unpleasantness was unbearable, and Jiang Zhiyuan's hairs stood on end like Jiang Zhiyuan. More importantly, this terrifying singing actually loops in a single group...

"That's amazing!" Jiang Zhiyuan pinched the bridge of his nose: "It seems that my sister really can't figure it out. By the way, the person who contacted Wang Jian. Have you decided where you're going tomorrow?"

"I'm sure, but...that's a private club."

"Is there a place I can't enter?" Jiang Zhiyuan laughed happily: "Okay, you go back and prepare, and I will go there in person tomorrow."

"Boss, you're just a prostitute!"

"Does it matter? You can't enter and exit high-end clubs because of the traffic police?" Jiang Zhiyuan leaned on the chair: "What kind of equipment did they use to interfere with us?"

"The pulse generator, the signal source is actually the same satellite we use, but just now Xi'er said that there is no high-tech equipment in it... so strange."

"Anyway, I met a master." Jiang Zhiyuan sighed: "Drive and return. This guy sings really badly. It's better to listen to Fa Hai who doesn't understand love."

And Wang Jian and the others in the room had collected all the bugs at this time.Natural II is being sorted by size.

"Ajian, Ajian, am I good?" Tianran Er squinted his eyes and approached Wang Jian with a smirk: "Hey, I don't understand. I'm good at these things."

"Hmm... amazing." Wang Jian was actually perfunctory.After all, he doesn't understand this stuff at all, he doesn't know if it's powerful or not...

"Perfunctory, too much!" Tianran Er kissed Wang Jian's face: "But I forgive you this time, next time I will make you a laser and let you launch satellites every day, okay?"

Dawei laughed at the side: "Is it a laser that makes a biubiubiu, beeping sound when the trigger is pressed? Then I will make it for Wang Jiancheng after he is mentally handicapped."

"It's so cheap..." Tianran Er turned his head and said weakly: "It's the first time I found Dawei so cheap."

Wang Jian nodded: "It seems that you don't know him well, how is it? What's your opinion on this?"

Liang Huanhuan snorted coldly with a livid face: "There are almost a hundred bugs here. Let me know who did it. I will point a gun at his head and let him eat them one by one!"

"With your IQ, if you know, I'll eat everything here." Dawei shook his head: "Come on, Xiao Jin, what do you think?"

Xiao Jin ate the egg tart: "Jiang Zhiyuan."

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