tiger teacher

After dawn, Wang Jian finally ushered in the first important day since his official work—the final exam day.

On this day, he got up early to take a bath, and then burned three sticks of sandalwood incense in front of the statue of Guan Gong with a broken knife handle that Xiao Yiwen picked up from somewhere, and put on a whole new set of unfolded clothes.

"You are going to the execution ground." Liang Huanhuan, who was sitting on the sofa with bare feet and drinking porridge, leaned her head on the back of the sofa and watched Wang Jian running back and forth: "Want to eat something good?"

Wang Jian took a deep breath: "I want to eat chicken legs."

Liang Huanhuan took out five yuan from his pocket: "Go, eat something good, so we can go on the road."

"Okay, thank you." Wang Jian grabbed the money without hesitation and stuffed it into his pocket: "It's time for you to find a boyfriend."

"Fuck!" Without saying a word, Liang Huanhuan threw up a pillow and threw it on Wang Jian's head: "What's wrong with you, which pot doesn't turn on and which pot you carry."

And at this moment, Xiao Yiwen appeared staggeringly in the living room, waved her hands with fluffy hair: "Morning..."

"You shouldn't get up at this time." Liang Huanhuan turned to look at her sideways: "As a rice bug, you should sleep until noon, open your mouth with your clothes and your hands for food."

Xiao Yiwen shook her head: "I found a job, today is my first day at work."

"Are you also looking for a job?" Wang Jian was surprised: "Don't be fooled."

Xiao Yiwen patted her chest: "I'm very smart, I'm going to the vegetable market to sell roast duck, and I get paid 15 yuan an hour. I don't even have pocket money anymore."

Wang Jian sighed, took out his broken wallet, and took out all the red notes in it: "Don't go, I have 500 yuan here, you spend it."

"Don't..." Xiao Yiwen shrank back: "I like roast duck..."

After finishing speaking, she got into the bathroom, but came out in 5 minutes, her clothes and pants were all put on, she was wearing her peaked cap, and her face was facing the sky.

"I'm leaving." Xiao Yiwen picked up a bun, stuffed it into her mouth, and called out vaguely: "Baby, let's go."

Her baby is actually Hug Huo, and she is the only person in this room who calls it Hug Huo, maybe because of this, the relationship between Hug Huo and Xiao Yiwen is second only to the relationship with Natural Er.Of course, it is also possible that the two of them belong to rice worms who eat and do not work, so they share the same disease and have a kind of tacit understanding.

Watching her go out with a hug, Wang Jian nodded: "Alright, I have something to do, and I need to be more fulfilling."

Liang Huanhuan let out a hey: "It's so chaotic at the vegetable market, she will be dragged and raped when she goes out, and she will be happy."

"You always look down on hugs?" Wang Jian pulled out a notebook from under the TV cabinet and threw it to Liang Huanhuan: "Look at it."

Liang Huanhuan turned it over and took a look: "Hey, Hug Dominator's Diary...Look at the font, it belongs to my lady. She only does such boring things."

"In the past two months, Huohuo has conquered all the wild cats and dogs within a radius of one kilometer, and fought four Tibetan mastiffs without any defeat. He has bitten eleven thieves and eaten 47 dogs in the vegetable market. Chickens, 22 ducks, three geese, and two cucumbers..." Wang Jian spread his hands: "The recognized king of dogs."

"Forget it, she can do whatever she likes." Liang Huanhuan slumped on the sofa as she spoke, "I'll sleep in the cage, if you bother me, I'll eat you."

"It's time for you to find a boyfriend."

"I'll fuck your grandma." Liang Huanhuan flew over with another pillow: "Shut up!"

After arriving at the school, Wang Jian walked into the classroom wearing a sandalwood fragrance. Looking at the nonchalant students in the audience, his eyes narrowed: "There are still 10 minutes, and you are going to enter the examination room. I won't follow you now." What did you say, fight for my breath."

"Master, my condolences..."

Ye Wen stood up first, grabbed his bag and walked outside, with a depressed back, as if he was going to the execution ground instead of the examination room.

then……

"Master, my condolences..."

"Master, my condolences..."

"..."

In this way, Wang Jian stared blankly at a group of people, who rushed to the examination room as if they were going to commit suicide together. He felt quite uncomfortable, feeling like "did I do something wrong?"

"Mr. Wang, I'm going." He Rui gave Wang Jian a thumbs up: "Jin Huiming is exempted from the exam. Look, I got the first place."

And Zhang Manting was also beaming after her: "I heard that this time is very difficult, and I will definitely be in the top three."

After looking at these two people, Wang Jian had a slight sense of accomplishment, but this sense of accomplishment was too weak. After all, in a class... only two people had this confidence. From another perspective, isn't the teacher a failure?

But just when Wang Jian lifted his heavy steps and was about to go out, He Rui came back suddenly, and kissed Lao Wang on the face quickly: "Mr. Wang, I like you."

Wang Jian took a step back, his face flushed immediately, and he scolded with staring eyes, but no matter how hard he stared, he looked very imposing: "Don't make trouble..."

He Rui giggled and ran away with her skirt flying.Just like those young and beautiful girls when Wang Jian was studying, but Wang Jian could only look at her back and shake his head.

"I'm actually curious. What's so good about you? You're so popular with girls." Dawei appeared at the door, "I've never received a single love letter. I'm really not reconciled."

"Maybe they regard you as a sister."

After Wang Jian finished speaking, he walked towards the examination room he was in charge of, while Dawei had to react for a long time before catching up: "You bitch, you don't use dirty words when hurting others, you, I warn you, you will take me again If you are good-looking and talk about things, I will beat you!"

Wang Jian paused, then hooked his fingers towards Dawei: "Come."

"I... you bitch!"

Regarding the invigilation, Wang Jian was not worried. He could even use the tip of a chalk to intercept the flying notes in the sky, and his eyes were very sharp. It would be very difficult to cheat in front of him.Therefore, he was rated as the most terrifying invigilator in the school, and he was not seen by students in any other class.

On the contrary, it is natural two, who won the No.1 most popular teacher ranking for three times in a row.There are many reasons for being on the list, such as: beautiful, cute, nice voice, long legs, good figure, and it doesn't matter if she is in the exam... Those students who have been supervised by her all have a common comment, that is, "cool" !Because this guy is in a daze as soon as he sits down, and the exam is over as soon as he is in a daze, and occasionally he falls asleep without being in a daze.If she was not in a daze or sleeping, there would be a music box on the podium for no reason, and then...she would start playing with the music box, and she would keep playing until the invigilator was over.

The examination process is similar across the country. Good students write in a hurry, bad students sleep in sleep, neither good nor bad.All kinds of beings are condensed in a small exam. Some people throw dice during multiple-choice questions, some people stretch their necks during fill-in-the-blank questions, and when writing essays, many people can only bite the pen.

Each invigilator has his own style. For example, Wang Jian sat on the podium, holding a handful of chalk, ready to blow his head at any time.Dawei was playing with his mobile phone, raising his head suddenly from time to time.Natural Two is still sleeping, smacking and talking in sleep.He Amei patrolled back and forth with a long ruler.

Of course, cheating is also a beautiful landscape.From another perspective, cheating is actually a science, which includes a series of system engineering such as teamwork, management, auditing, ballistics, electronic applications, psychology, reconnaissance and anti-reconnaissance, and human relations.

There are hundreds of millions of students every year, and at least 90.00% of them have cheated.And those who were really caught were only a very small number of them.

This time, the group cheating plan of Class 29 is actually very simple, but it is also very practical. When the answer is sent out, the first receiver will send him many split copies, and then each split copy will be passed to different people, and then all People finish copying as quickly as possible, then exchange nodes, and complete the synchronization of everyone before the end of the exam.

This is a cheating plan known as the Spider Web Node Project. The planner is Zhao Feng, and the executors are Liu Xuezhu and Li Nuo. Liu Xuezhu has the fastest writing speed, and her handwork is also very good. But he was able to write down a whole song about Guan Guan Jujiu, and Li Nuo's cell phone can send text messages at a speed of 1 characters per minute... and the source of the answer is Class 110, who formed a relationship with Class 29 because of the last camping trip. A kind of brother class relationship, and most of them have boyfriends in class 29... After the exam started, their synchronization rate began to rise sharply, and when the answer coughed, no one was needed To put it bluntly, the person sitting by the window begins to act as a scout, while the person sitting in front of the proctor is responsible for attracting fire.

Although scattered in different classes, everyone received the answers almost at the same time, but they did not copy them, but continued to expand the scope of cheating on the answers. Under the sophisticated cooperation mechanism, the answers of the entire half grade were almost They are all the same.

Of course, horses have stumbled and people have stumbled, and there are a few who have been caught cheating, and they are all those in other classes with low skill levels, but when they actually asked the source of the answer, no one knew where it came from They all said in unison, "A small ball of paper suddenly flew onto the table".

After finishing the first exam, Wang Jian happened to run into Teacher Xiao Ming from Class Three when he walked out of the exam room. Teacher Xiao Ming greeted Wang Jian: "Mr. Wang."

"Xiao Ming." Wang Jian also nodded to Teacher Xiao Ming: "I heard that you are going to get married during summer vacation?"

"Don't mention it, the girl dislikes me for having no money, so she doesn't want me." Teacher Xiao Ming shook his head: "Don't mention it, is there anyone cheating on your side?"

"No." Wang Jian took out a lot of notes from his pocket: "I caught them all."

"You are still the best." Xiao Ming sighed: "I am going to be unlucky..."

Wang Jian said hello with his head full: "What do you mean?"

Teacher Xiao Ming sighed, and handed the paper in his hand to Wang Jian: "The answers are exactly the same in the whole examination room."

"Cheating?"

Wang Jian blinked, looked down at his examination papers, and found that there were all kinds of answers, including everything.What about "Why cut the candles in the west window together, and a branch of red apricot came out of the wall" and "Yellow sand wears a golden armor, it is better to hang the southeast branch yourself", all kinds of strange flowers emerge in endlessly, Lao Wang smiled gratified..." It's cheating." Teacher Xiao Ming's face was full of sorrow: "There is no way to catch cheating in an organized, disciplined and planned way."

At this time, the invigilators from other examination rooms came out one after another. Except for Tianran Er who was humming a song and looked sleepy, the other teachers were all like enemies.

Then, Wang Jian was asked to hold a meeting...

"Vicious cheating incident." The grade leader, that is, Director Xu, stood in the conference room and slammed the table: "Scandal, scandal!"

Wang Jian stood up: "I didn't find cheating."

"That's because no one can cheat in your place." Director Xu said angrily, "Look at other exam rooms!"

Wang Jian leaned over and took a few glances, and this time, he was very sincere.This answer...although the handwriting is different, but the rest of it looks like it was printed by a printing machine. There are 29 classes in the second year of high school, and there are nearly 100 students. More than half of them have the same answer!Even more than [-] people copied the typos correctly!

"It's a great feeling." Wang Jian quickly pulled out the answers of the people in Class 29, and found that none of these guys were the same... "Now all the Chinese teachers come out and correct the papers for me!"

Wang Jian is a Chinese teacher, so he must also participate in the exam.Everyone is responsible for correcting the papers of their own class. For class 29... this result is really weak. With a total score of 150 points, He Rui is as high as 140, Zhang Manting is 120, and the others... the highest score is 91, and the lowest score is 26.

Of course, there are also the neatest classes, such as Class Nine and Class Ten. The average score of the two classes is [-] and the other is [-].

According to the final statistics, only classes 29, 900, [-], [-] and [-] did not participate in this large-scale cheating!There are also sporadic cheating in Class [-] and Class [-].In total, of the nearly [-] students in the whole grade, only one-third did not cheat.

"Every class teacher." Director Xu's face was extremely ugly: "What else is there to say? You look at Class 29. It's so bad that there is no cheating. Where is your moral education?"

Of course, no one spoke at this time, so Lao Xu kept going crazy until he finally announced the cancellation of the exam, so those who were found to be cheating were all sent to military training for a summer vacation!All the invigilators of the most serious cheating test rooms will deduct one month bonus and 5.00% year-end bonus.

Wang Jian rewarded 20.00% of the year-end bonus and an additional one-month bonus... "A Jian... I was deducted money." Ran Er walked on the way back to the office, crying and sad: "It's so sticky..."

But Wang Jian was silent for a long time, and suddenly said: "I don't feel right..."

"What's wrong?" Tianran Er tugged at his hair: "What's wrong?"

Wang Jian shook his head: "This is not normal, how could those guys in my class not cheat..."

"I don't know." Tianran Er chuckled: "It seems to be true, this is amazing."

Soon, Wang Jian called back those bastards from Class 29, and he sat on the podium: "Is there anything you want to tell me?"

"Master, we just want to ask... if I go to military training, can I bring my dog ​​with me." Zhao Feng stood up: "It's very obedient and won't bite."

Wang Jian sighed: "What do you know about large-scale cheating?"

"I know, I know." Li Nuo stood up excitedly: "Someone copied it for me, but I keep in mind the teaching of the master, I would rather fail in the exam than cheat!"

And Cheng Hui also deeply agreed with Li Nuo's words, nodded heavily and said: "A few brothers also copied it for me, but I flatly refused. The most important thing in being a human being is moral character."

Wang Jian sighed, knowing that he couldn't find out why, and if he continued to ask, it would hurt the self-esteem of these guys, making them think that they didn't even believe them.But now it's done, the fact is that they didn't cheat, so Wang Jian coughed twice:

"There are two pieces of news. First, the exam has been cancelled. Second, you can enjoy your summer vacation with peace of mind. Those who cheat will participate in military training."

As soon as the words fell, the whole class jumped up violently, and there were people beating their feet and chests, cheering, clapping and laughing, and dancing everywhere.The whole class is boiling like old soup hot pot.

After they calmed down, Wang Jian shook his head helplessly: "By the way, at 09:30 tomorrow morning, go to the floor below the top floor of the Shengyin Building. I contacted the Dream Fund for you, and your summer vacation plan was completed in one go. Some may be a little more troublesome, but most people's dreams can come true."

This time, it was just a hot pot at first, but now it's like a scream in a horror movie. The voice was so shrill that it even hooked up He Amei on the second floor.

"You guys are so lively."

Wang Jian ignored the group of guys who were immersed in excitement, and walked outside with the door: "What are your plans for summer vacation?"

"Eat all over China!" He Amei raised a hand, also happily: "But China is so big, I can't eat it all in two months! I will go to Guangdong first, and then go to Guangxi, Yunnan and Guizhou along Guangdong. Wait Next summer, I will go to Sichuan, Tibet and Inner Mongolia. Take your time, I am still young."

Wang Jian nodded with a smile: "Remember to take photos. By the way, about cheating..."

"I will report this to the group, but the school has already made the correct approach, and the group will not have any objections." He Amei shrugged: "Cheating is a manifestation of human intelligence, although I am reluctant, but I have to say , the knowledge in cheating is far more useful than the knowledge in books."

At this time, Wang Jian's phone rang suddenly. He took a look and found that it was Teacher Mei.

"Hello? Teacher Mei."

"Little San'er, don't run around at night, I will send you a big gift."

Wang Jian was taken aback: "What what?"

"Big gift! No, it should be a big gift bag!"

"What is it?"

"Don't say it, let's sell it first."