tiger teacher

After hanging up the phone, Wang Jian continued to chat with A Mei, he asked, "Why don't you find a boyfriend?"

He Amei gave Wang Jian a strange look, and put on a helpless expression: "This is the fourth time you have asked. The whole text..."

"It's more than that. He's like menopause now, and everyone asks him that." Dawei poked his head out from the second floor to answer: "Who knows what's going on in his mind."

Wang Jian raised his head slightly and looked at Dawei: "Why don't you find a boyfriend yet?"

"I go."

Dawei dropped the pen in his hand and wanted to smash Wang Jian's head, but Wang Jian caught it decisively and threw it back lightly.

"What are you thinking and why do you ask such a question." He Amei asked Wang Jian with great interest: "This is actually a very crazy thing."

Wang Jian scratched his head in embarrassment: "Actually, I am just curious, you are all pretty."

"Because there is nothing suitable." He Amei spread her hands: "I haven't been here for a long time, and I haven't met many people. Emotions can't be ignored. A study showed that women with higher IQ and EQ, The chances of finding a partner are lower, and the age of dating will be correspondingly later."

When Wang Jian heard this, he subconsciously looked up at Tianran Er who was standing on the corner of the corridor on the second floor and was flying down with an origami plane, and nodded in agreement...

"Hey, according to what you say, those who fall in love early are mentally retarded." Dawei stretched his neck, and chatted with Amei and Wang Jian across the floor: "What kind of research is this?"

"Puppy love is more about satisfying psychological and physical curiosity." He Amei raised her head with a smile: "That's not love."

Wang Jian deeply agreed and nodded frequently.Then quietly pointed to Tianraner and asked He Amei: "She is actually normal, yes."

"Are you talking about her behavior?" He Amei also glanced at Tianraner: "Well, it's not too normal. But her world is something other people can't understand. There is an old saying in China called returning to basics, when the world is in your When there are no mysteries in your eyes, you will become like a child instead. Of course, this is just my guess, my IQ is only 120, which is at the level of normal people."

Wang Jian nodded, chuckled happily, and then took a deep breath.He stretched out his hand to He Amei: "I wish you a happy summer vacation."

"Let's have fun together!" He Amei took out a keychain with a chrysanthemum from her pocket: "For you."

Seeing He Amei walking away happily, Wang Jian raised his head and glanced at Dawei: "Hey, such a nice girl. What did you do?"

"This is not the type I like." Dawei pointed to the chrysanthemum in Wang Jian's hand: "Young man, this is a keepsake."

"Bullshit."

"This is a token of sincere friendship, the chrysanthemum on it, do you know what it represents?"

"Chrysanthemum, where are you thinking? I really suspect that you are actually a gay."

"Bullshit, why don't you keep your dog eyes open. The chrysanthemum represents the neon royal family, and she gave you the family emblem as a souvenir." Dawei sighed: "It's very precious, okay, it's serious Bajing regards you as a friend."

Wang Jian looked down, hummed, and said to himself: "Then I have to keep it well."

"I said. Can't you come down?" Wang Jian raised his head: "You are sick."

"I just like the feeling of looking down on you, scumbag, cool!" Dawei sniffled cheaply: "Hey, go help uncle to the cafeteria to cook. <.. ..>"

Wang Jian flatly refused: "No time."

After eating the lunch brought by Wang Jian, Dawei leaned on the chair in satisfaction and patted his stomach: "Satisfied... No matter how the times change. The satisfaction after eating a full meal is always the highest pursuit of human beings." realm."

"Do you dare to wipe your mouth?" Wang Jian flicked a pack of tissues, but he himself took out a handkerchief and wiped his mouth: "You don't look like an educated person."

"I think you're just wondering, no one wears a handkerchief in this day and age..." Dawei blinked, "It's so stupid."

Wang Jian pretended not to hear, put away the handkerchief, and turned to Tianraner: "Ruo Lin, are you okay this afternoon?"

Tian Er, who was sleeping on the table, raised his head in a daze, looked at the clock on the wall, and wiped his saliva: "I don't know..."

"Let me tell you." Dawei dragged the chair and slid to Wang Jian's side, pointing to Tianraner and said in a low voice: "Her state is advancing in a wave line, and it should be in the trough now, and her IQ has dropped sharply." .”

But at this time, Dawei's phone rang, he took it out to look, and laughed aloud: "It's actually the second young master of the Sun family, a rare visitor."

Then, he connected to the phone and pressed the speakerphone.

"Hey, what's the matter?" Dawei's voice was serious and joking: "Call me when you have time?"

Sun Er paused for a moment, then chuckled: "Wrong number."

After hanging up the phone, Dawei slapped the table with his hands: "Cao...wrong number!"

Wang Jian and Tianran laughed so hard that they couldn't even straighten their backs. Dawei's pretentious expression just now and his disappointed application later were so funny...

"It's really a crime, this kind of call will be made by mistake."

After speaking, Dawei looked at his watch: "It's a meeting, and we'll be on vacation after the meeting."

The meeting in the afternoon was not so much a summary meeting as a criticism meeting. The meeting was presided over by Principal Zhang, but the audience did not speak much. Instead, the grade team leader and Director Xu took turns to take turns, spraying each class one by one.Even Class 29, an absolute top class, was never let go, and the only one who was praised was actually Class [-]...

The reason is simple, because this class has always been rotten, and this time, although they maintained the old tradition of rottenness, they stuck to their own bottom line. In the face of endless temptations, no one fell.

So all of a sudden, Wang Jian, the head teacher, became the only positive model, praised and praised, and even proposed to send him to the group headquarters to participate in the education carnival in August.

"What is a carnival?" Wang Jian turned his head and whispered to Teacher Xiao Ming next to him: "Where is the headquarters?"

"There are several headquarters, including Europe, Asia, and North America. Du Li is headquartered in Copenhagen. The Asian area is in Tokyo. The European area is in Berlin, and the North American area is in Denver. We are under the jurisdiction of the Asian area, which is called Carnival , that is to send you on a public tour, I went there once the year before last." After Mr. Xiao Ming finished speaking in a low voice, he thought about it and let out a satisfied moan: "Perfect."

"Why do you make such a strange sound." Wang Jian said with a strange expression, "Are you going to piao?"

"This is your personal matter. You want to spend your own money...Anyway, if it's public expenses, including five-star hotels, three meals a day, travel services and various benefits, all legitimate expenses can be reimbursed. It's so cool." Teacher Xiao Ming raised his head, reveling in the performance: "For a child from a poor family like me, a five-star hotel used to be out of reach..."

Wang Jian nodded thoughtfully: "Is that so..."

"Yes. And you don't have to worry about it. This is the school's reward mechanism. If you are nominated now, you have a [-]% chance of being selected. There will be students voting at that time." Teacher Xiao Ming smiled: "Also It’s the most important thing to be able to bring one person, it’s a trip for two! It will last for nineteen days.”

Wang Jian counted with his fingers, and then he looked forward to it: "I want to see..."

Dawei next to him pushed him with his arm: "You are stupid, you can go whenever you want now, what are you doing?"

"The meaning is different." Wang Jian thought for a while: "Your rich second generation will not understand."

"Your sister's..." Dawei rubbed his nose, "If I could beat you, I would have killed you long ago."

Afternoon meeting.The end came with an exclamation in Tianran's second dream. After returning home, Wang Jian found that He Rui was already standing with a dog at the gate of the martial arts hall, waiting for Wang Jian.

She said that she was here to play with Xiao Jin... But even a simple "boy" like Wang Jian didn't believe her words. No one knew that she and Xiao Jin were sworn enemies.It's clear that he came to see Wang Jian.

"It's finally a holiday!" Natural Eryi went to the carpet as soon as he got home, and stretched his waist like a cat: "It's so cool!"

"Little friend, what grade are you in?" Wang Jian dragged Tianraner onto the sofa, pinched her face, and said, "Tell brother."

"I'm in the fourth grade..." Tianran Er continued to have fun on the sofa: "It's the fifth grade at the beginning of school."

"This is mentally handicapped and needs to be treated." Liang Huanhuan poked his head out of the kitchen and glanced at He Rui: "Yo. Are you looking for abuse again? You're in good spirits."

He Rui chuckled: "There's no one in my house, I'm here to eat."

Liang Huanhuan curled her lips: "When you come to Wang Jian, you come to Wang Jian. It's not worth it. It's okay. There are too many girls who cling to him. You are the only one. By the way, Dawei, you idiot."

Dawei, who was making forms in the room, poked his head out: "Who did I offend? I was shot while lying down."

"Go to the vegetable market to pick up your **** sister." Liang Huanhuan sighed: "I'm plucking chickens, so I don't have time."

"What did she do again?"

"She was detained by someone, and they said that 3000 yuan should be redeemed, but I have no money with me."

"Then how do you know she was detained?"

Liang Huanhuan walked back to the kitchen, and then came out with more than 20 native chickens: "Where do you think this chicken came from? It's a good thing, a whole chicken feast for a week."

As soon as Dawei slapped his thigh, he walked out, grabbed Wang Jian, and complained to Liang Huanhuan as he walked, "Why didn't you say it earlier."

Liang Huanhuan snorted: "I called you and you turned off the phone, who is to blame?"

Watching the two of them leave, Tianran Er hurriedly chased after them: "I'll go too, I'll go too."

And He Rui took a look at Liang Xiaotian, who was poking there all the time watching TV, with a expressionless face like an inflatable doll, trembling all over, and dragging the dog to follow.

When the four of them arrived at the vegetable market, they saw a group of people gathered there from afar. Wang Jian pulled the crowd away, and found Xiao Yiwen squatting on the ground crying, and the hug next to him was watching vigilantly. Anyway, those eyes, basically Anyone who is close is looking for food.

"what's up?"

Wang Jian ran over first, and when he saw Wang Jian, he immediately jumped up, moved to his side and shook his head and tail.

The young couple selling stewed vegetables next door knew Wang Jian, a regular customer who often came to buy pig ears, and leaned over and whispered, "When the girl came to help me, the dog killed all the chickens in the next door."

Wang Jian knew what was going on as soon as he heard it, hug this injustice...

then.He squatted down, helped up the crying Xiao Yiwen, and handed it to Dawei.And Dawei didn't have the heart to blame Xiao Yiwen for the rainy pear blossom, he just patted the chicken feathers on her body, turned around and was about to leave.

But the chicken seller wasn't happy anymore, he stepped up to stop Xiao Yiwen and Dawei, with an angry expression on his face: "What's the matter? You want to leave now?"

At this moment, Natural Two squeezed in from behind.He took out 3000 yuan from his pocket, handed it over, and apologized: "The money is here...it's okay, it's okay."

After the two chicken selling brothers took the money.Looking at Dawei and his group, I found that they were all dressed upscale and behaved decently.The small eyes narrowed suddenly: "Wait! The money is wrong."

Tianraner blinked twice: "Oh, I'll get it again."

"Wait." Wang Jian stretched out his hand to stop: "Didn't you say three thousand?"

"Which ear did you hear? My chickens are high-end chickens. Do you know the 1088 chickens last time? My chicken is the breed of that chicken. But we are real people. My chicken is not that good, but No matter what, I have to sell six or seven hundred ones. In this way, I am at a disadvantage, and I will give you five hundred chickens. I will calculate it." The chicken vendor shook his head and took out the chicken. Calculator: "24 chickens, one is five hundred. Chenghui. Twelve thousand, ten cents can't be less. Otherwise, people or dogs will stay."

Wang Jian rubbed his nose, and said to himself, "Usually I blackmail others, but now it's my turn to blackmail others."

And Dawei turned around.Looking at the peddler: "You can stay, but I'm afraid you won't be able to eat it."

"It's debt repayment, murder to pay for life. It's a matter of course, you can eat what you eat, and you let everyone judge." The peddler stuffed the first 3000 yuan into his pocket: "These [-] yuan will be used as emotional compensation. Yes, we are real people. There are still twelve thousand, otherwise we will wait and see."

As soon as he said this, all the vegetable buyers and sellers around him were crusaded.But the peddler put his hips on his hips and stared at him: "What's the matter? My chickens have died so many, is it wrong for me to ask for mental damage fees? You old men and women are crap, hurry up and buy vegetables , otherwise the ball will fall to death when it gets dark."

"How do you talk? You really don't have a tutor."

"That's right, I deserve not to accompany you."

Wang Jian took a step forward, looked back at the sulky Tian Er and the sneering Dawei, and suddenly laughed: "I'm leaving now, I'll see how you stop it."

After finishing speaking, Wang Jian punched the iron pipe next to the hanging things, and the iron pipe was so hard that a large piece was sunken, and then he took a step closer: "When I was cheating, you were still playing with mud. "

But Wang Jian really didn't expect this guy's flexibility. Under the brief astonishment and panic, he actually sat down on the ground, and an old man started crying like a woman.

"Beat me... Hurry up, beat me to death! Is there still a king's law? Is he still alive! Kill my chicken, beat me without paying, I won't live..."

Wang Jian was stunned for a moment, he couldn't laugh or cry... To be honest, when he met this kind of person, he really didn't have much to do. It was okay to frighten and frighten, but if he really wanted to bully the weak, he couldn't do it.

And at this moment, a voice suddenly came from behind him: "Get out of the way!"

Following the sound, the crowd split into two sides in an instant, and then a big pot was thrown down, straight to the head and face of the peddler lying on the ground. The inside was almost cold but still sticky and smelly. The things that fluff the chickens and ducks fall down

It wasn't hot, but when this thing was blown by the cold wind at dusk, it immediately gave off a chilly stench, and then the dark sticky substance solidified immediately.

Then, the peddler was kicked by a girl about 1.5 meters high, and then she picked up a handful of green onions, rubbed them with her hands, stuffed the guy in his mouth, and kicked him in the stomach:

"Fuck you."

After seeing this scene, everyone around applauded, but only Wang Jian... His hands and feet were cold, and his mind went blank.

"Third Brother!" The girl turned around, grinned, and hung her around Wang Jian's neck: "Hahaha, here I come!"

"I'm cao..." Dawei looked at the peddler on the ground, then at the girl hanging on the neck of the stunned Wang Jian, and wiped his face: "This cao is not an illegitimate daughter..."

Tianran Er noticed that Dawei was looking at her, and she waved her hands again and again: "It's not me, it's not me... I don't have such a big daughter."

While Wang Jian's mind was still blank, the girl turned over and walked in front of the hawker, picked up a knife from the stewed vegetables stall, and slashed at the guy's head: "Is it still black? Damn it!" , my third brother has a better temper now, otherwise you would have died more than 400 times, bring the money and leave me!"

The peddler didn't care about extorting money, so he got up and ran away.And those onlookers applauded once again.

On the contrary, the little girl turned her head and glanced at Wang Jian after she finished spitting, and then immediately twisted and acted coquettishly: "Third Brother..."

"Ouch, goosebumps are coming up." Dawei shuddered: "Does the gap between front and back be so big?"

At this time, Wang Jian almost returned to his soul, showing a rather ugly smile: "Aying...you...why are you here?"

Ah Ying stretched out her hand to hold Wang Jian's arm: "It's a long story, third brother, I'm hungry...I want to eat your chili scrambled eggs."

The updates have been fairly stable during this time.I took a look at my monthly pass today, it can be said to be horrible...

Brothers, I don't ask for anything else, but please don't be too ugly. Monthly tickets come and come, I have never expected such a million-dollar alliance, but this monthly ticket is about to fall below two hundred... This is too ugly. Brothers, give me about a hundred or so.

To be honest, I am very tired during this time, and I have to take the exams, and I have to go to work and have to code words. I can't change the monthly ticket... I hope everyone can understand.

Finally, let me say a little monthly pass!Boys, fight up.