tiger teacher
403 Who... sent you to my side.
In fact, Wang Jian is a person with strong action ability, and he doesn't need to be urged by other people at all for the plan he decides to make.So he decided to practice guns, and he set Liang Huanhuan up the next day at dawn.
In desperation, Liang Huanhuan dragged out a large box from the closet. After opening it... it was like a weapon arsenal, with everything in it.
In addition to the two Sand Eagles, Wang Jian also picked out the most domineering black gun, which looks like a cannon in cf... "It's okay." Wang Jian walked back: "This gun Not bad, can there be a heavier one?"
Liang Huanhuan thought for a while, then turned his head and pointed to his room: "There are cannons under my bed."
Wang Jian laughed aloud, ran into the room and took out a long gun about 1.2 meters in length. Weighed it and it weighed about forty catties... "xm109, 25 caliber. The stamina of a single shot can break the shoulder blade .”
But Wang Jian looked at it and said, "It's not easy to use." "It's not easy to use, but it can be used, so you should practice with the Sand Eagle first. For sniping, I recommend you to use the bolt brake, which is very powerful. .You react fast enough, and the bolt is enough.”
Liang Huanhuan picked up a load of bullets from another box, and said as he picked them up: "Snipers will carefully select bullets every time, and each bullet must be carefully selected, and skilled snipers can also use files. to modify the bullet to suit the trajectory."
Wang Jian took a small notebook next to him with a serious face and recorded it, a good student's virtue... "Next, snipers must learn to recognize wind speed, humidity, temperature, elevation angle, and sniper angle."
"Wait... What's the difference between the elevation angle and the sniper angle?"
"Take you to the training ground first, let's talk on the way." Liang Huanhuan put on his bag and walked out: "Where's my bun?"
"In the microwave, eat by yourself."
After breakfast, the other people, except for Xiao Jin who no longer needs to sleep, have not woken up yet.And Xiao Jin also excitedly got a bird sniper and went to hang out with him... Not to mention, after Xiao Jin Liang Huanhuan changed into a camouflage, he really looked so heroic, especially Liang Huanhuan, this guy actually has infrared And night vision goggles, as many sci-fi as you want, and even a six-link grenade launcher... After getting in the car, Liang Huanhuan said while driving: "The elevation angle of the sniper is divided into positive and negative elevation angles, which is based on the extension of your horizontal position." The line is the horizontal plane, and the up and down angles are based on the actual distance, the greater the distance, the smaller the angle... This needs to be explained, you should go to elementary school."
"Hmm...continue." Wang Jian copied it down in a notebook and asked, "Those dots on the sniper scope..."
"Distance." Liang Huanhuan cleared his throat: "For example, if you have a ten-fold mirror and a person occupies two points in it, then you can use the distance formula between these two points to explain his distance. But this Usually it is to observe the mobile device, and now it is no longer needed, because it is equipped with rangefinder."
After finishing speaking, Liang Huanhuan stuffed a lollipop into his mouth: "And then, there is the sniper angle. This is based on the compass. For example, if the target is in the north, then it is zero degrees, and in the south it is 180 degrees." .and so on."
"Oh..." Wang Jian was like a curious baby: "And then?"
"There is also the factor of gravity. The higher you lift the muzzle, the more obvious the arc of your bullet will be. There is also the factor of the initial velocity of the bullet, which is the charging rate. If you are a master, you can shoot an arc. Kill." Liang Huanhuan was quite professional when he said this: "And the general sniper rifle, if it is within 800 meters, basically has no combat ability if it is hit, and it will not be alive and kicking like in the game. For heavy or anti-equipment, In the effective range, it is basically the result of one shot and two halves. The best guns for beginners are the French frf2 and the German psg1. One has a good hand feel and the other has a high degree of automation. In terms of accuracy, half the income For God's sake, I've never seen a perfect shot."
After finally arriving at the training ground, Liang Huanhuan actually had the key to the shooting range. The uncle at the door saw that it was Liang Huanhuan, and he didn't even open his eyes. At least 12 rounds of ammunition." Liang Huanhuan smiled wryly and said, "Nimma, I've been shooting my guns all the time when the young girls fall in love with each other."
After finishing speaking, Liang Huanhuan patted her chest: "I even flattened my chest..."
Xiao Jin was surprised: "I don't play sniper, I just play pistol..."
But Lao Wang happily ran to the side to press the bullets into the clip... But halfway through, Liang Huanhuan walked by: "Are you a fool? The bullets are so full that they jam, okay, return three."
Wang Jian responded, and after decisively withdrawing three bullets, he inserted the magazine into the sniper rifle.Then hold the gun and prepare to hit the target in front of you.
"Aren't you going to get down?" Liang Huanhuan pressed Wang Jian's muzzle: "You want to imitate my ace sniper Da Shun, run, jump, snipe, and throw sniper?"
"Really?"
"The one you took is called Barrett m82a1, a big guy with .50, do you know how terrible the recoil is?"
But as soon as he finished speaking, Wang Jian lifted it up and shot at a target 150 meters away. Except for his whole body trembling, Lao Wang barely moved a single step... "What is this? When I was young, I used that kind of big wooden stake Hitting the chest, the horse gait is good, and everything is fine." Wang Jian said triumphantly: "Look, it's awesome."
Liang Huanhuan was stunned for a moment, then laughed so hard that he couldn't breathe, and almost burst into tears: "I'm Cao, I've learned a lot, and it's the first time I've seen someone sniping in Zamabu... I pissed off laughing. "
Wang Jian looked innocent: "Is there something wrong?"
And Xiao Jin came out from the small room next to him, wearing a camouflage uniform, sunglasses, a pair of non-slip gloves, and even a small box hanging around his neck... "Nima... you are more beautiful than me." Are you still professional?" Liang Huanhuan was taken aback, "Have you brought your breathing regulator on?"
"It's a professional game." Xiao Jin raised his head: "I still like semi-automatic. Come on, let's start."
In the morning's shooting, the best score was of course Liang Huanhuan. No matter what kind of gun this guy used, he was basically a bull's-eye.More than a dozen or 20 rounds of bullets are really not just for fun.
And Xiao Jin's progress is really shocking. From the first ten shots and four misses on the 600-meter moving target, she was able to score more than 80 points in the end. It is really not due to her high IQ.
But Old Wang let people catch him... Although he has the aura of the leading role and the golden finger that ignores recoil, his straight-forward personality seriously affects his performance. Usually, he will have thoughts if he misses a shot. The urge to rush out and follow the bayonet saw the red, and even when hitting the 200-meter target, this guy simply threw stones at the target... unexpectedly, he threw hearts in all five targets. "You can't do this, okay." Liang Huanhuan pouted Said: "Are you here to throw stones for fun?"
Wang Jian let out a long breath: "This is too aggrieved."
"It's normal to be aggrieved, so you can't calm down?" Liang Huanhuan sat next to him and ate a bowl of instant noodles: "Today I'm just proficient, and in a couple of days I'll take you to a serious training ground and simulate a battlefield in the wild. Don't let me run around like a barbarian. Let me tell you, no matter how good you are, as long as you have more than three top snipers, you will die."
"It's true." Xiao Jin nodded, "You can't even see it from 2000 meters away."
Wang Jian scratched his head, sat on the stool, and lit a cigarette: "Why is it so difficult? It's more annoying than my martial arts practice."
"That's because you're impatient." Xiao Jin stood behind Old Wang and massaged his shoulders: "You hold your breath."
Liang Huanhuan chuckled: "Actually, it's not his fault, most people are like this. Okay, get up, and finish firing two thousand rounds of ammunition for me today!"
Wang Jian was startled: "Oh... two thousand rounds..."
"Two thousand and five."
"what?"
"Three thousand!"
Wang Jian was speechless...Of course, he is a very unyielding person. Although he can give up his picks at any time, he will inevitably be teased by Liang Huanhuan for several months, which will damage his self-esteem...So for a whole afternoon, Wang Jian was crackling his gun under the scorching sun. Three thousand rounds of bullets were definitely not easy to kill, especially the sniper rifle.
At the same time, Agou is sitting at a long-distance station in a small town in the northeast, watching the sunset lonely... because he is not familiar with the place at all, and he would never have imagined that there are so many people with the same name in China The small town... He was decisively miserable, and ran in the opposite direction for a full six hours.
Now he has 60 yuan left on him, and there is not even a bank in this place, and there is only one credit union in the whole town...and this credit union doesn't even have an ATM!
This made Ah Gou almost struggling. He didn’t know whether the 60 yuan should be used to buy a ticket or to guarantee him dinner and sleep tonight, or to buy a ticket to the nearest "big" city tomorrow morning... He finally realized something now It is difficult to walk, and at this moment, Agou misses Yang Yue very much, because when Yang Yue is around, no matter what difficulties she has, she can always think of strange solutions, and Agou himself...except for cooking ghost ideas, other It's really useless.Fighting can barely be counted, but what's the use now, you can't rob a restaurant... "Hey, young man. I'm off work here, hurry back."
A security guard at a station walked up to Agou after cleaning and patted him on the shoulder: "There will be no cars at night, and it will be early tomorrow morning."
Agou stood up awkwardly: "Can I spend the night here..."
The security guard looked at Agou warily: "What do you want?"
"Is such that……"
A Gou explained the cause and effect of the matter in this way, and the security guard was delighted, and looked up and down at A Gou: "You don't look stupid, why did this matter come out of nowhere."
"It's my first time returning to China... I don't know the situation."
"All right, come with me, I'm an old bachelor, if you don't mind it, just make do with me."
A Gou nodded, and followed the sloppy-looking uncle and walked over... "Where did you come from?"
"Chinese Americans..."
"Oh... American devils." The uncle looked Agou up and down: "My dad beat up American devils in six years or so."
Ah Gou chuckled: "At that time my dad was just born."
Following the uncle to his hut, Agou looked at the dilapidated hut and the room full of trophies and certificates, and asked in amazement: "Uncle, you are still a Sanda champion oah!"
"Don't mention him about the past. Come on, let me fry an egg for you, just make do with it."
"Don't don't, I'll cook with you." Ah Gou used the old trick again, cooking for you to repay his affection: "I'm a professional chef."
"Okay... okay..." The uncle was not polite, took out a bottle of cheap burning knives from the cupboard, and drank the peanuts on the table: "Boy, judging by your physique, you are also a practitioner Oh?"
"Yeah... I've practiced for a few years." Agou complained while cooking the thin vegetables in the kitchen: "Why don't you have anything here?"
"Lazy, it's almost enough to deal with it."
Ah Gou let out a sigh: "You have won so many awards, why are you still so poor?"
"It's good for a fart, can I rob a bank?" When the uncle mentioned this topic, his emotions suddenly became excited: "If I had listened to my father to farm the land, I would not be in such a field now .”
Of course Agou could feel his anger, so he didn't answer, but did his best to cook a few monotonous side dishes.But these few plates of rotten dishes that Ah Gou didn't like at all made the uncle happy for a long time, and he grabbed A Gou's hand and insisted on having a drink with him... Ah Gou is a good drinker, but this uncle sees It looks awesome, but in fact he is a person who gets drunk after a little bit of drinking. After drinking too much, he starts to pour bitter water... It feels as if he doesn't communicate with people at all. Today, he managed to catch Agou. Have a good time.
"Back then, when I was young, I was considered an entry here. No one in the four miles and eight villages knew my name, Huang Bawang, and I didn't need to pay for restaurants in the county town."
"Isn't that a bully?" Ah Gou was quite ignorant: "My family only runs a restaurant, and anyone who doesn't pay for meals is a bully."
"Yes! It's a bully!" The uncle slapped his thigh: "I like this title! At that time, I was walking on the street with a few buddies, and the big girl and the little wife's buttocks were touched all over. It's..."
A Gou leaned forward, staring at him: "It's so good...then...is it not in the management?"
"Who cares? Who cares! My legs were broken." The uncle seemed to recall the bravery of those years: "Even the village head has to call me Huang Siye!"
Agou was silent for a while: "Then why did you become like this?"
The uncle was taken aback for a moment, and then he burst into tears. His face was wrinkled like an old chrysanthemum, and he stretched out his hand to wipe his nose: "Do you know how old I am this year?"
"It should be sixty anyway."
"Fucking shit! I'm only forty this year!"
As he said that, the uncle raised his sleeves and put his hands in front of Agou: "Look!"
Agou took a look, and found that there were actually two centipede-like scars on his hands, the scars were pink and scary... "This..."
"I've been crippled by someone!" When the uncle said this part, his face was filled with tears and sorrow: "I was crippled by someone..."
"You are so good, you are the No.1 in fighting competition...you can't even run if you can't fight?"
"It's been seventeen or eighteen years..." The uncle stopped crying suddenly, sniffled his nose, and said with a sad face: "That year... I played in the town with a few buddies. I'm not afraid of your jokes , I didn’t play anything else, just playing with girls.”
"Oh...are you going to piao? It's quite normal..." Agou pouted: "At least I think so."
"It's not piao, it doesn't give money." The uncle smiled with his mouth open, showing a mouthful of big yellow teeth: "It was a little daughter-in-law who just got off work was blocked on the road."
Agou was startled, patted the table and said, "You are rape!"
"I didn't think so much at the time, I thought I was an intruder..." The uncle pinched his forehead: "I just took off her pants, and an old man came out."
"I was just thinking, what are you doing with your old man on a stool, and you're going to kick him when you lift your foot up."
"Damn you, the old man won't let you go."
"Don't let it go! It's not letting us go!" The uncle burst into tears again, with panic in his eyes: "Seven or eight guys in their 20s! The 80-year-old man was crippled, really crippled! The old man shaved his head on the side of the road, and the razor swished a few times, and all the big muscles in our hands disappeared..."
"Wow... just like a martial arts novel." Agou's eyes lit up, "It's amazing, how is this possible! How can a man in his 80s and 20s beat seven or eight adults in their [-]s."
"How the hell do I know o!" The uncle sniffled: "The old man said before leaving that if he wanted to heal his hand, he would go to him..."
Agou asked curiously, "What happened next?"
"Later, the hand was healed, but the kung fu was useless. You can live a thousand lives but you can't hold heavy things... That's it." The uncle smiled helplessly: "But if it weren't for him, all of us guys would be dead .”
Agou raised his voice and said, "Why is that?"
"It was just in time for the crackdown that year. If we are really strong, then those like us who refuse to mend their ways will be killed immediately." Uncle Huang shook his head: "It will be considered as saving our lives. If you want to go to the county seat tomorrow , just go and bring me a good one, and after thinking it through, I don’t think it’s a big deal.”
"He's still alive? Isn't he a hundred years old?"
"Then I don't know, but I asked those who came from the county, and they all said that the old man took in an apprentice who shaved his head, and now he opened a hair salon there, the largest in the county, go and see. If not I'm short of money, so Chengqing will bring me a few bottles of wine, I'm ashamed to go..."
"It's on me." Agou patted his chest.
In desperation, Liang Huanhuan dragged out a large box from the closet. After opening it... it was like a weapon arsenal, with everything in it.
In addition to the two Sand Eagles, Wang Jian also picked out the most domineering black gun, which looks like a cannon in cf... "It's okay." Wang Jian walked back: "This gun Not bad, can there be a heavier one?"
Liang Huanhuan thought for a while, then turned his head and pointed to his room: "There are cannons under my bed."
Wang Jian laughed aloud, ran into the room and took out a long gun about 1.2 meters in length. Weighed it and it weighed about forty catties... "xm109, 25 caliber. The stamina of a single shot can break the shoulder blade .”
But Wang Jian looked at it and said, "It's not easy to use." "It's not easy to use, but it can be used, so you should practice with the Sand Eagle first. For sniping, I recommend you to use the bolt brake, which is very powerful. .You react fast enough, and the bolt is enough.”
Liang Huanhuan picked up a load of bullets from another box, and said as he picked them up: "Snipers will carefully select bullets every time, and each bullet must be carefully selected, and skilled snipers can also use files. to modify the bullet to suit the trajectory."
Wang Jian took a small notebook next to him with a serious face and recorded it, a good student's virtue... "Next, snipers must learn to recognize wind speed, humidity, temperature, elevation angle, and sniper angle."
"Wait... What's the difference between the elevation angle and the sniper angle?"
"Take you to the training ground first, let's talk on the way." Liang Huanhuan put on his bag and walked out: "Where's my bun?"
"In the microwave, eat by yourself."
After breakfast, the other people, except for Xiao Jin who no longer needs to sleep, have not woken up yet.And Xiao Jin also excitedly got a bird sniper and went to hang out with him... Not to mention, after Xiao Jin Liang Huanhuan changed into a camouflage, he really looked so heroic, especially Liang Huanhuan, this guy actually has infrared And night vision goggles, as many sci-fi as you want, and even a six-link grenade launcher... After getting in the car, Liang Huanhuan said while driving: "The elevation angle of the sniper is divided into positive and negative elevation angles, which is based on the extension of your horizontal position." The line is the horizontal plane, and the up and down angles are based on the actual distance, the greater the distance, the smaller the angle... This needs to be explained, you should go to elementary school."
"Hmm...continue." Wang Jian copied it down in a notebook and asked, "Those dots on the sniper scope..."
"Distance." Liang Huanhuan cleared his throat: "For example, if you have a ten-fold mirror and a person occupies two points in it, then you can use the distance formula between these two points to explain his distance. But this Usually it is to observe the mobile device, and now it is no longer needed, because it is equipped with rangefinder."
After finishing speaking, Liang Huanhuan stuffed a lollipop into his mouth: "And then, there is the sniper angle. This is based on the compass. For example, if the target is in the north, then it is zero degrees, and in the south it is 180 degrees." .and so on."
"Oh..." Wang Jian was like a curious baby: "And then?"
"There is also the factor of gravity. The higher you lift the muzzle, the more obvious the arc of your bullet will be. There is also the factor of the initial velocity of the bullet, which is the charging rate. If you are a master, you can shoot an arc. Kill." Liang Huanhuan was quite professional when he said this: "And the general sniper rifle, if it is within 800 meters, basically has no combat ability if it is hit, and it will not be alive and kicking like in the game. For heavy or anti-equipment, In the effective range, it is basically the result of one shot and two halves. The best guns for beginners are the French frf2 and the German psg1. One has a good hand feel and the other has a high degree of automation. In terms of accuracy, half the income For God's sake, I've never seen a perfect shot."
After finally arriving at the training ground, Liang Huanhuan actually had the key to the shooting range. The uncle at the door saw that it was Liang Huanhuan, and he didn't even open his eyes. At least 12 rounds of ammunition." Liang Huanhuan smiled wryly and said, "Nimma, I've been shooting my guns all the time when the young girls fall in love with each other."
After finishing speaking, Liang Huanhuan patted her chest: "I even flattened my chest..."
Xiao Jin was surprised: "I don't play sniper, I just play pistol..."
But Lao Wang happily ran to the side to press the bullets into the clip... But halfway through, Liang Huanhuan walked by: "Are you a fool? The bullets are so full that they jam, okay, return three."
Wang Jian responded, and after decisively withdrawing three bullets, he inserted the magazine into the sniper rifle.Then hold the gun and prepare to hit the target in front of you.
"Aren't you going to get down?" Liang Huanhuan pressed Wang Jian's muzzle: "You want to imitate my ace sniper Da Shun, run, jump, snipe, and throw sniper?"
"Really?"
"The one you took is called Barrett m82a1, a big guy with .50, do you know how terrible the recoil is?"
But as soon as he finished speaking, Wang Jian lifted it up and shot at a target 150 meters away. Except for his whole body trembling, Lao Wang barely moved a single step... "What is this? When I was young, I used that kind of big wooden stake Hitting the chest, the horse gait is good, and everything is fine." Wang Jian said triumphantly: "Look, it's awesome."
Liang Huanhuan was stunned for a moment, then laughed so hard that he couldn't breathe, and almost burst into tears: "I'm Cao, I've learned a lot, and it's the first time I've seen someone sniping in Zamabu... I pissed off laughing. "
Wang Jian looked innocent: "Is there something wrong?"
And Xiao Jin came out from the small room next to him, wearing a camouflage uniform, sunglasses, a pair of non-slip gloves, and even a small box hanging around his neck... "Nima... you are more beautiful than me." Are you still professional?" Liang Huanhuan was taken aback, "Have you brought your breathing regulator on?"
"It's a professional game." Xiao Jin raised his head: "I still like semi-automatic. Come on, let's start."
In the morning's shooting, the best score was of course Liang Huanhuan. No matter what kind of gun this guy used, he was basically a bull's-eye.More than a dozen or 20 rounds of bullets are really not just for fun.
And Xiao Jin's progress is really shocking. From the first ten shots and four misses on the 600-meter moving target, she was able to score more than 80 points in the end. It is really not due to her high IQ.
But Old Wang let people catch him... Although he has the aura of the leading role and the golden finger that ignores recoil, his straight-forward personality seriously affects his performance. Usually, he will have thoughts if he misses a shot. The urge to rush out and follow the bayonet saw the red, and even when hitting the 200-meter target, this guy simply threw stones at the target... unexpectedly, he threw hearts in all five targets. "You can't do this, okay." Liang Huanhuan pouted Said: "Are you here to throw stones for fun?"
Wang Jian let out a long breath: "This is too aggrieved."
"It's normal to be aggrieved, so you can't calm down?" Liang Huanhuan sat next to him and ate a bowl of instant noodles: "Today I'm just proficient, and in a couple of days I'll take you to a serious training ground and simulate a battlefield in the wild. Don't let me run around like a barbarian. Let me tell you, no matter how good you are, as long as you have more than three top snipers, you will die."
"It's true." Xiao Jin nodded, "You can't even see it from 2000 meters away."
Wang Jian scratched his head, sat on the stool, and lit a cigarette: "Why is it so difficult? It's more annoying than my martial arts practice."
"That's because you're impatient." Xiao Jin stood behind Old Wang and massaged his shoulders: "You hold your breath."
Liang Huanhuan chuckled: "Actually, it's not his fault, most people are like this. Okay, get up, and finish firing two thousand rounds of ammunition for me today!"
Wang Jian was startled: "Oh... two thousand rounds..."
"Two thousand and five."
"what?"
"Three thousand!"
Wang Jian was speechless...Of course, he is a very unyielding person. Although he can give up his picks at any time, he will inevitably be teased by Liang Huanhuan for several months, which will damage his self-esteem...So for a whole afternoon, Wang Jian was crackling his gun under the scorching sun. Three thousand rounds of bullets were definitely not easy to kill, especially the sniper rifle.
At the same time, Agou is sitting at a long-distance station in a small town in the northeast, watching the sunset lonely... because he is not familiar with the place at all, and he would never have imagined that there are so many people with the same name in China The small town... He was decisively miserable, and ran in the opposite direction for a full six hours.
Now he has 60 yuan left on him, and there is not even a bank in this place, and there is only one credit union in the whole town...and this credit union doesn't even have an ATM!
This made Ah Gou almost struggling. He didn’t know whether the 60 yuan should be used to buy a ticket or to guarantee him dinner and sleep tonight, or to buy a ticket to the nearest "big" city tomorrow morning... He finally realized something now It is difficult to walk, and at this moment, Agou misses Yang Yue very much, because when Yang Yue is around, no matter what difficulties she has, she can always think of strange solutions, and Agou himself...except for cooking ghost ideas, other It's really useless.Fighting can barely be counted, but what's the use now, you can't rob a restaurant... "Hey, young man. I'm off work here, hurry back."
A security guard at a station walked up to Agou after cleaning and patted him on the shoulder: "There will be no cars at night, and it will be early tomorrow morning."
Agou stood up awkwardly: "Can I spend the night here..."
The security guard looked at Agou warily: "What do you want?"
"Is such that……"
A Gou explained the cause and effect of the matter in this way, and the security guard was delighted, and looked up and down at A Gou: "You don't look stupid, why did this matter come out of nowhere."
"It's my first time returning to China... I don't know the situation."
"All right, come with me, I'm an old bachelor, if you don't mind it, just make do with me."
A Gou nodded, and followed the sloppy-looking uncle and walked over... "Where did you come from?"
"Chinese Americans..."
"Oh... American devils." The uncle looked Agou up and down: "My dad beat up American devils in six years or so."
Ah Gou chuckled: "At that time my dad was just born."
Following the uncle to his hut, Agou looked at the dilapidated hut and the room full of trophies and certificates, and asked in amazement: "Uncle, you are still a Sanda champion oah!"
"Don't mention him about the past. Come on, let me fry an egg for you, just make do with it."
"Don't don't, I'll cook with you." Ah Gou used the old trick again, cooking for you to repay his affection: "I'm a professional chef."
"Okay... okay..." The uncle was not polite, took out a bottle of cheap burning knives from the cupboard, and drank the peanuts on the table: "Boy, judging by your physique, you are also a practitioner Oh?"
"Yeah... I've practiced for a few years." Agou complained while cooking the thin vegetables in the kitchen: "Why don't you have anything here?"
"Lazy, it's almost enough to deal with it."
Ah Gou let out a sigh: "You have won so many awards, why are you still so poor?"
"It's good for a fart, can I rob a bank?" When the uncle mentioned this topic, his emotions suddenly became excited: "If I had listened to my father to farm the land, I would not be in such a field now .”
Of course Agou could feel his anger, so he didn't answer, but did his best to cook a few monotonous side dishes.But these few plates of rotten dishes that Ah Gou didn't like at all made the uncle happy for a long time, and he grabbed A Gou's hand and insisted on having a drink with him... Ah Gou is a good drinker, but this uncle sees It looks awesome, but in fact he is a person who gets drunk after a little bit of drinking. After drinking too much, he starts to pour bitter water... It feels as if he doesn't communicate with people at all. Today, he managed to catch Agou. Have a good time.
"Back then, when I was young, I was considered an entry here. No one in the four miles and eight villages knew my name, Huang Bawang, and I didn't need to pay for restaurants in the county town."
"Isn't that a bully?" Ah Gou was quite ignorant: "My family only runs a restaurant, and anyone who doesn't pay for meals is a bully."
"Yes! It's a bully!" The uncle slapped his thigh: "I like this title! At that time, I was walking on the street with a few buddies, and the big girl and the little wife's buttocks were touched all over. It's..."
A Gou leaned forward, staring at him: "It's so good...then...is it not in the management?"
"Who cares? Who cares! My legs were broken." The uncle seemed to recall the bravery of those years: "Even the village head has to call me Huang Siye!"
Agou was silent for a while: "Then why did you become like this?"
The uncle was taken aback for a moment, and then he burst into tears. His face was wrinkled like an old chrysanthemum, and he stretched out his hand to wipe his nose: "Do you know how old I am this year?"
"It should be sixty anyway."
"Fucking shit! I'm only forty this year!"
As he said that, the uncle raised his sleeves and put his hands in front of Agou: "Look!"
Agou took a look, and found that there were actually two centipede-like scars on his hands, the scars were pink and scary... "This..."
"I've been crippled by someone!" When the uncle said this part, his face was filled with tears and sorrow: "I was crippled by someone..."
"You are so good, you are the No.1 in fighting competition...you can't even run if you can't fight?"
"It's been seventeen or eighteen years..." The uncle stopped crying suddenly, sniffled his nose, and said with a sad face: "That year... I played in the town with a few buddies. I'm not afraid of your jokes , I didn’t play anything else, just playing with girls.”
"Oh...are you going to piao? It's quite normal..." Agou pouted: "At least I think so."
"It's not piao, it doesn't give money." The uncle smiled with his mouth open, showing a mouthful of big yellow teeth: "It was a little daughter-in-law who just got off work was blocked on the road."
Agou was startled, patted the table and said, "You are rape!"
"I didn't think so much at the time, I thought I was an intruder..." The uncle pinched his forehead: "I just took off her pants, and an old man came out."
"I was just thinking, what are you doing with your old man on a stool, and you're going to kick him when you lift your foot up."
"Damn you, the old man won't let you go."
"Don't let it go! It's not letting us go!" The uncle burst into tears again, with panic in his eyes: "Seven or eight guys in their 20s! The 80-year-old man was crippled, really crippled! The old man shaved his head on the side of the road, and the razor swished a few times, and all the big muscles in our hands disappeared..."
"Wow... just like a martial arts novel." Agou's eyes lit up, "It's amazing, how is this possible! How can a man in his 80s and 20s beat seven or eight adults in their [-]s."
"How the hell do I know o!" The uncle sniffled: "The old man said before leaving that if he wanted to heal his hand, he would go to him..."
Agou asked curiously, "What happened next?"
"Later, the hand was healed, but the kung fu was useless. You can live a thousand lives but you can't hold heavy things... That's it." The uncle smiled helplessly: "But if it weren't for him, all of us guys would be dead .”
Agou raised his voice and said, "Why is that?"
"It was just in time for the crackdown that year. If we are really strong, then those like us who refuse to mend their ways will be killed immediately." Uncle Huang shook his head: "It will be considered as saving our lives. If you want to go to the county seat tomorrow , just go and bring me a good one, and after thinking it through, I don’t think it’s a big deal.”
"He's still alive? Isn't he a hundred years old?"
"Then I don't know, but I asked those who came from the county, and they all said that the old man took in an apprentice who shaved his head, and now he opened a hair salon there, the largest in the county, go and see. If not I'm short of money, so Chengqing will bring me a few bottles of wine, I'm ashamed to go..."
"It's on me." Agou patted his chest.
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