tiger teacher

"Keep your butt down! Your chest is on the floor! Why are you so stupid! Donkeys have learned it!"

"Don't force your fingers, relax! Yes, relax on the trigger. You have to remember that a sniper rarely gets a second chance. If you touch it by mistake, the price may be that your brains are blown out! Never mind the bugs Even if a snake crawls on your face, you are not allowed to move! Even if a petrol bomb is thrown on your lap, you are not allowed to scream!"

"Hold the gun! Hold your breath before shooting! Don't be distracted!"

Liang Huanhuan stood next to Wang Jian holding a whip, fully enjoying the pleasure of insulting Wang Jian. This pleasure made her extremely happy, especially when Wang Jian's posture was not standard or something was not in place. The feeling of the whip being pulled down is beyond words.

Since the first time he came here for training yesterday afternoon, Wang Jian was unlucky. After all, he could hit a bird 200 meters away with a stone, but he could hit a bird with a gun...he really What is wrong is that it is almost an instinctive frustration.In Liang Huanhuan's words, Wang Jian was completely frustrated. He had the strength of a bull, but he couldn't hold a gun.

Of course, it wasn't that Wang Jian really couldn't hold the gun, but that the gun was really difficult to handle. Wang Jian's hand was heavy, and he would accidentally trigger the trigger at every turn. There were at least two or three empty guns out of ten.Moreover, fixed thinking is more serious. Wang Jian always uses the settings in the game to set up real guns, but in fact... the gap between the bullet and the crosshairs can reach the target point by an average of ten or twenty Centimeters... "The special forces are actually the force of the bottom. Do the bottom know? Don't watch TV so awesome, in fact, the special forces are the most aggrieved." Liang Huanhuan ate a piece of corn, shaking his head and said: "Hit me!" For example, regular troops are like knives, guns, swords and halberds, and special forces are small darts. If you are always ready to fight shirtless, then I have nothing to teach you."

Wang Jian turned his head: "I didn't say anything..."

"Nonsense, look at how strenuous it is for you to shoot a gun! If you don't get rid of your restlessness." After Liang Huanhuan finished training Wang Jian, he simply took a gun and lay down next to Wang Jian: "Look, you fucking It's really my uncle, I must have owed you a lot of money in my previous life."

Liang Huanhuan was lying on the ground, her whole body seemed very relaxed, her expression was expressionless, her mind was highly concentrated, her finger lightly pulled the trigger, her eyes aimed at the target through the sniper scope, her breathing was steady and her heartbeat was steady, then she held her breath suddenly, and then a He fired five bullets in one breath.

"See, five 5-meter ten-rings. I don't ask you to shoot five bullets in one go, but you can hit me one at a time!" Liang Huanhuan said helplessly, "If you want to let people know that the people I train are With your virtue, how can I mess around in the Tao in the future?"

Wang Jian didn't say anything, just let out an oh... and continued to shoot.

"As for the bullets, even I have to pay for them. Fortunately, this is the training ground in my camp, which can be considered cheaper. For four cents, I will get you 4000 rounds, and 500 yuan is enough for Jin Pangpang. It’s paid. If you can’t finish playing today, you’ll be sorry for the forty cents!” Liang Huanhuan turned to look at the side: “I used my relationship to get you five Big Mac pistols, 50, special edition. 50deserteagle, Colt m.20, and an experimental version of a broken gun that fires [-]mm bullets. I haven’t tried it, and even installing a muzzle brake can break my hand.”

Wang Jian raised his head: "Oh?"

"Don't blame me when you become disabled later." Liang Huanhuan pouted: "Do you really think that the more powerful the better, the better? Let me tell you, if you just take it out here, you have nothing else on earth except to beat heterosexuals* *It can let you shoot. .50 caliber is 12.7 mm. If you want this pistol, you can use .44 for normal use.”

Of course, Wang Jian is not an ordinary person...he is a devil with muscles.He tried these guns while eating at noon, and found that except for the [-]mm gun, which made him feel obvious recoil, the others were pretty good.But the fly in the ointment is that these guns seem to have too little ammunition, the most can only hold seven rounds, and some can only hold one round... But what is the use of one round?Glory bomb for suicide?

"I'll go, how many shots do you want." Liang Huanhuan frowned: "It's hypocritical to be cheap, wouldn't it be cool if you just memorize a class with a machine gun, or I'll look for a retired aircraft cannon for you On the shoulder, how do you look?"

Wang Jian imagined the scene of himself walking on the street with a machine gun on his back, and then shook his head decisively: "Forget it..."

"So, you should eat this sniper seriously and honestly. The heavy sniper is not very effective. It is recommended that you take down the semi-automatic one first, and then move it slowly."

Wang Jian didn't know anything about this, so he didn't have any objections to the combat instructions Liang Huanhuan gave him as his teacher. Bi Jing was tortured by an old carpenter since he was a child, and these were all pediatrics for him, not to mention that he hadn't been tortured for so many years. He died, in fact, his skin was very itchy.

Of course, although sniper shooting is Lao Wang's weakness, but in the process of dismantling and assembling guns, Lao Wang once again showed his almost perverted side. Liang Huanhuan dismantled more than a dozen well-known guns Weapons, including m4a1, 95 and ak, and Lao Wang was able to put it back after that, just watched it once.

And no matter how difficult Liang Huanhuan made things difficult for him, even if he was blindfolded or mixed all the gun parts together, Pharaoh could easily complete the training task of loading the gun.Liang Huanhuan even challenged Lao Wang unbelievingly, but she, a veteran, was actually three seconds slower than Wang Jian... "How did you do it?"

"This is much simpler than the Luban lock I played with when I was a child. I can unlock the Luban lock made of 400 yuan of wood in 5 minutes." Lao Wang finally raised his eyebrows, patted his chest and said triumphantly: "You It's all too simple."

"Okay, then you can continue practicing sniping now." Liang Huanhuan squinted at Wang Jian: "You still have [-] rounds of ammunition."

Wang Jian was silent for a while, and then lay back on the ground silently... After returning home at night, Wang Jian heard Liang Huanhuan's clear and silvery laughter outside while he was taking a bath.No need to think about it, that guy must be showing off how Bai Yao trained Old Wang.It could be heard that Liang Huanhuan was surprisingly happy today, almost insane... After Wang Jian came out, he sat on the sofa, pretending he didn't hear anything, and watched TV silently.But... things in the world are like this, what you want to escape can't escape, he doesn't want to talk about it, but Liang Huanhuan is sitting there waiting for him... Ten thousand hairs are not difficult."

Wang Jian moved his mouth and pulled out a difficult smile: "Fortunately..."

Nonsense, can it not be difficult... Basically, Wang Jian didn't stop pulling the trigger all afternoon. You have to know that a psg with 20 rounds of ammunition has fired [-] rounds of ammunition... This is no less than a kind of suffering.

Of course, Liang Huanhuan didn't ask Wang Jian to shoot a target, he just kept pulling the trigger, familiar with the feel and recoil of the firearm.This was actually something that Liang Huanhuan had done when she first started. She couldn't figure out how many tens of thousands of bullets she fired, but it was a lot anyway.

"Snipers and pilots are both national treasures." Liang Huanhuan crossed his legs and patted Wang Jian's shoulder: "It takes a lot of time and money to pile up. As far as I know, the founder of my sniper team, he was from 17 years old to The 57-year-old has fired at least 40 million rounds of ammunition in 2000 years, which is equivalent to one-eighth of the bullets consumed by the entire North Korea. You know now."

Wang Jian opened his mouth and smiled, and then his expression suddenly became very sad: "You didn't mean to torment me."

"Who wants to torment you?" Liang Huanhuan laughed happily: "Before you go to practice tomorrow, I will take you to pick out a suit of equipment. Jin Pangpang pays the bill."

Xiao Jin turned his head and glanced at Wang Jian: "I'm so rich now, I can pick whatever I want, for our family, my husband..."

"Don't bark." Wang Jian pushed Xiao Jin's head: "Don't make trouble for me, and go to bed quickly."

Liang Huanhuan had a laugh, rolled his eyes and glanced at Wang Jian: "Want to sleep? It's not that easy. Go to the balcony to watch the night for three hours, write down the physical characteristics of everyone passing by, and write them in a small notebook. I will check tomorrow morning." .”

After finishing speaking, Liang Huanhuan raised his fingers: "At this point, the average number of people passing by below is more than 60 people per hour, and an average of one person per minute. That is to say, the physical characteristics of 1 people will be handed in tomorrow morning."

Wang Jian was taken aback for a moment, but didn't say anything. He picked up a small notebook and stood on the balcony, then silently started to watch... "Are you a bit too much?" Dawei picked up the Throw in a few pieces of Oreo and a piece of cake for the freshly soaked milk, and stir gently: "Toss him like this."

"I'm gentle enough to him, just like his wife is gentle to him." Liang Huanhuan curled her lips: "When we were training, we got up at two o'clock in the middle of the night to carry heavy cross-country and hide in hiding. We were not allowed to get up until we were notified, and the two Even if people are only one meter apart, they must use a code to talk to the walkie-talkie. Lie in a mass grave for 24 hours. He is a fart."

"Don't worry, Old Wang is more patient than you." Xiao Jin shrugged indifferently: "If you die four hundred times, he may not necessarily die."

"I can see that the body of an ordinary beginner will almost fall apart after two hundred rounds of bullets. I can't handle him with ten thousand rounds a day." Tomorrow I have to use some ruthless tricks..."

On the other hand, Wang Jian, he didn't care at all whether it was a night watch or not, anyway, it wasn't too difficult for him, and it was nice to be able to watch the night scene with Qian Zi.

Not to mention, after only two or three days, Wang Jianqian's son's health has obviously improved a lot. The vitality of the tiger itself is tenacious enough, and coupled with the delicious food and drink in the house, the body is recovering. Although the little guy hasn't broken his nipples yet, but the gene is well placed, and it's not too difficult to run around on Old Wang now.

And about 10 minutes after Wang Jian stood there, Jiang Zhiyuan suddenly called: "What's the matter with you? Bai Yao doesn't turn on the phone, and I can't even find you."

"what's up?"

"Do you still want that Qianniang's phone number? Didn't you say you wanted to call?"

"I thought about it, but it's not necessary."

"how?"

Wang Jian was silent for a moment: "I called, so what?"

"Hey, she has a very large sphere of influence. It can be said that she is the overlord of Vancouver. Even the Paradise Society is not willing to provoke, such a big tree, why don't you hug it? Then it's your mother?" Jiang Zhiyuan chattered Talking on and on, quite dissatisfied: "Can you stop being so childish?"

Wang Jian twitched his lips: "It's really hard to say, you know... What do you want me to say, I said that I am Wang Sanyi's son, and the old lady is ten years old, and she was so excited, Whose is it?"

"I'll give you the number, it's up to you whether you call or not."

After hanging up the phone, Jiang Zhiyuan quickly texted Wang Jian an unfamiliar number.

But Wang Jian looked at the number but hesitated. This call... is actually of little use, nothing more than telling the old lady at home that the old carpenter has passed away and that he is doing well.If he didn't call, Wang Jian always felt that he had been looking for her for so many years, and if he didn't give her a letter, he would not only be sorry to her, but also to the old carpenter.After all, that stubborn old man probably did something wrong to enter the family. I owe my son his debt... Otherwise, Wang Jian would be under great psychological pressure because of the debt.

"What are you looking at?" Xiao Jin put a cup of mint tea beside Wang Jian: "You're frowning."

Looking at Xiao Jin's expression of pretending to be a wife of a king, Wang Jian really had no choice but she is someone who can give advice, so Wang Jian handed the text message to Xiao Jin and explained the matter to Xiao Jin in detail again.

"This o, I think you still have to make up your own mind." Xiao Jin hummed: "This is called avoiding conflict. You want to eat sugar but are afraid of gaining weight. You have to choose o for this kind of thing. You are afraid of affecting others. life, but also want to know about the past. If you are selfish, you can call, if you are sensible, you can. But even if you choose to be sensible, how do you know if you are waiting for this news? So o, this is very troublesome, Toss a coin."

Xiao Jin put a coin beside Lao Wang, then picked up the little tiger: "Go, goodbye to Dad, Mom will take you to sleep."

After she left, Wang Jian picked up the coin and smiled, then tossed it into the air vigorously.Then Lao Wang ignored it, took a sip of mint tea, lit a cigarette, and after taking a puff vigorously, he stretched out his hand and snapped the coin, and slapped it on the balcony.

front.

Heads...Wang Jian patted his head and said to himself: "I haven't said whether to hit heads or not... Let's do it again, hit heads and not tails..."

Then, the coin was thrown high again, but before the coin fell, a hand suddenly caught the coin from above, and then the great sage flipped down from the roof: "Go, go to work."

Wang Jian raised his head and stared straight at the ugly face of the Great Sage, unable to speak for a while... "What are you looking at me for? Let's go! Start work." The Great Sage twitched at Wang Jian. The corner of his clothes: "I have to go to protect the tainted certificate, Jiang Zhiyuan has already passed."

Wang Jian said dumbfoundedly: "It's fine for you two to go, what do you want me to do?"

"Go and watch the fun." The Great Sage waved his hand: "Don't you like watching the fun the most, let's go."

"And...you..." Wang Jian pointed his head upwards: "The roof?"

"Oh, I see that there is no light in your room, so I didn't bother to knock on the door." The Great Sage patted the ashes on his body: "You should clean up, it's full of bird droppings."

"Return one dollar to me." Wang Jian was really speechless, and stretched out his hand: "Repay me quickly."

"For a dollar, treat me as a treat to a deep-fried dough stick."

Wang Jian sighed and shook his head: "I've only seen you in my life."

Following the great sage, they jumped off the balcony, and the two went straight to the police car parked in the distance and passed.After getting in the car, the Great Sage said to Wang Jian: "I have made a high-profile announcement that I have caught the suspect in the suburban poisoning case, and published his information. There will be a good show tonight."

Wang Jian was also quite excited: "You guys are really bad."

"Whether it's bad or not is two different things, as long as it's fun." The Great Sage smiled sinisterly: "You have to know, I wish that guy would die early and be promoted early. If I had the power, I would have killed him more than 400 times."

Wang Jian curled his lips: "You're just making fun of yourself."

"Let me tell you, there is an order from above, he can't die. You have to know that not everyone can do the job of espionage." The girl is here. Not to mention, there is a big beauty, but she is too cold and has an arrogant look on her face. Tomorrow, let's get into it and show him off."

"You're really petty."

"No, you have to have some fun in life. The most important thing in life is to be happy. I'll treat you to noodles later in the evening."

Wang Jian picked his ears with his hands: "You know, with such a Hong Kong-Taiwan accent coming out of the mouth of a big, strong man like you, I almost spit out everything I ate when Hong Kong returned. This is the real Painful and bloody oah."

"Oh, your kid's mouth is getting stronger and stronger."

"That's right, you don't see me Yaoyao being with anyone." Wang Jian's expression suddenly changed, and he nodded heavily: "Cross-infection."

"Sit tight, I'm going to start racing. It's a waste of time looking for you, don't catch up with the excitement when you pass, it will be a big loss."

Wang Jian put on his seat belt silently: "Start."

Dasheng laughed and pushed a button. After the license plate of his car was flipped up, Dasheng stepped on the accelerator suddenly: "Let you see Brother Bing's driving skills!"