My Immortal Brother-in-law
Chapter 150: Pig Killer Girl
Chapter 150: Pig Killer Girl
"The two young ladies in Haotian's family?"
In the medicinal field, Zhong Su, who was planting herbs with a tiger, a deer and a sheep, straightened up and glanced down the mountain.
While watching, he habitually spoke to Tiger, Deer and Sheep.
"Do you remember what I told you some time ago? Who is Haotian?"
When the tiger, who was fiddling with the ground with his claws, heard Zhong Su's question, he was stunned.
“Haotian…Haotian…”
"He's the Jade Emperor, the kind you can't mess with!"
The deer nearby answered quickly, then looked at the tiger proudly, which immediately attracted the tiger to pounce on him, press him to the ground and lick his head.
As for Lao Yang, seeing his elder and second brothers fighting, he quickly lowered his head and swallowed a herb in one gulp.
While chewing, the old sheep raised his head and said to Zhong Su.
"Master...hungry."
"You guys are always hungry, haha.
"If you are greedy, lazy and don't work, you can't teach it!"
Zhong Su shook his head, smiled, patted a few people on the head, and then rode his cloud down the mountain.
Seeing Zhong Su fall to the ground, Princess Longji knelt down hurriedly and spoke to Zhong Su.
"Master Shanjun, last time in heaven, I actually bumped into you, and I really made a big mistake.
This evening, I have been banished to the mortal world. I am willing to help you manage your household expenses and prepare your cave. I beg you to take me in!"
After she finished speaking, Princess Longji raised her head and looked at Zhong Sulu with tears in her eyes.
After hearing what Long Ji said, Zhong Su was slightly stunned, and then he couldn't help but look up at the sky and look towards the direction of heaven.
Although Zhong Su's behavior was strange, Long Ji and Yao Ji did not dare to speak and just waited for Zhong Su's response.
Yao Ji spoke quite generously before she came, but after she arrived, she was too embarrassed to even look at Zhong Su.
Obviously, Yao Ji is one of the earliest stay-at-home girls in the Great Wilderness, and she is only good at talking.
After taking a look at the heaven, Zhong Su nodded in understanding, then turned around and said to Yao Ji and the others.
"If I heard correctly, the only person who was banished to the mortal world should be the princess. Then who is this fairy?"
After he finished speaking, Zhong Su looked at Yao Ji, and Yao Ji quickly bowed and did good deeds, saying.
"Replying to the True Lord, my name is Yao Ji, and I am... the younger sister of the Jade Emperor Haotian."
"Oh, it's Yao Ji, you were also banished to the mortal world?"
"No, no, no, please forgive me, I am only here to take care of my niece."
"Haha, you see, this girl Longji said she would take care of me, but she even needs someone to take care of herself.
So forget it, get up quickly. I'm not Donghua and the others. I don't think that you, Long Ji, have made a big mistake.
Don't apologize, and don't kneel here crying. Come with me, I will treat you to braised pork. The pig was slaughtered before the New Year. It has grown exactly one year now and is big and fat.
If we don't kill and stew the pig now, it might turn into a monster in two years and become difficult to kill.
Besides, if they wait until they become monsters before realizing they have been castrated, that would be too cruel.”
As soon as he finished speaking, Zhong Su swung his right hand, and the three of them immediately changed positions and appeared in the Mountain King Hall in Dongshan.
This was not a method of teleportation used by Zhong Su, but rather one of the uses of Qi Men Dun Jia.
Formations are a very useful skill in the Great Wilderness. Now Zhong Su has also set up quite a lot of formations in Zhongshan. Teleporting guests is just a small method among them.
After seeing the Mountain King Temple and taking a look at the welcoming couplet in front of the temple, Yao Ji and Long Ji calmed down.
Although Zhong Suli has only been enlightened for a short time, his position in the hearts of these two girls is really too high.
Just now, Zhong Su's chat with them at the foot of the mountain made them feel uncomfortable and a little uncomfortable.
Now that they were in the hall, their nerves were slightly tense.
It was like returning to heaven.
"This palace of the True Lord is really magnificent, especially the Heaven and Earth tablet enshrined in the palace, which is truly extraordinary!"
Yao Ji was the first to praise Zhong Su, and Long Ji followed closely and continued speaking.
"By the way, Master Zhen, are you the only one in this hall? Why can't I see a boy or girl?"
"profound."
Hearing Long Ji's question, Zhong Su pointed to the southern side hall. "My daughter has been in a trance since she listened to my lecture last time. It will probably take a while for her to wake up.
And my boy will stay in Yindu for the time being to serve the king's orders.
Besides the two of them, I also have some clam girls and a little dragon at home, but they all went to help take care of the medicine fields today.
In addition, I have three registered disciples who are not considered disciples, but they have only recently awakened to wisdom, so it is not easy for them to be shown to others."
After he finished speaking, Zhong Su smiled to himself, then asked Long Ji and Yao Ji to sit down.
At the same time, on the West Mountain, Zhulong stretched out his big face towards Zhong Su, put his chin on the East Mountain and spoke to Long Ji.
"You two girls, come and judge for yourself. I said that there are too few people in Shanjun's family. Does that make sense?
Dongshan is so big, and there are such a large Taoist temple, but there are only one or two hundred people managing it. What a joke.
Do you two girls know that the Shanjun Temple was built by Nuwa, Tongtian and others. They refined seven stars alone, and the diameter is 77 kilometers. It's so grand.
If you ask me, Shanjun must have at least 10,000 disciples to make this hall more lively, and if you want to make this place more popular, you need at least 100,000 people!"
After he finished speaking, Zhulong looked at Shanjun Palace again with admiration.
Since this hall adds the aesthetic core of Nuwa, Tongtian and others, this hall is truly magnificent. Even though it is empty, it looks more glorious and sacred.
Even Zhulong, after seeing this, wanted to transform into a human for the first time in his life, just to walk around more in such a grand hall.
Even Zhulong likes Shanjun Palace so much, let alone Longji and Yaoji.
As guests, they followed Zhong Su's slow walk through the Temple of the Tiger King, and marveled at the exquisite murals or sculptures somewhere in the temple.
As he watched, Long Ji took a deep breath, then quietly nudged his aunt's arm.
"Aunt, look at the temple that the goddess Nuwa built for the mountain king.
Look at the temple you helped me build.
It’s not that I don’t like it, nor am I saying that you built it badly, it’s just that the gap between them... well, there is still some gap!
Uh, auntie, don't be angry, I was just joking, don't hit me!"
"I'm not angry. Why shouldn't I be angry? I helped you build the dojo with good intentions, but you come and laugh at me like this.
That's the great goddess Nuwa, and I'm just a little fairy in heaven. Have you ever thought about how big the gap is between us?"
Yao Ji responded while raising her hand to pat Long Ji on the head.
They talked and laughed all the way, and soon Zhong Suli brought Long Ji and Yao Ji to the zoo.
After all, Zhong Suli's time in the dojo was too short, so there was really nothing to see in the dojo. The only thing was this zoo, which was the highlight of the entire dojo.
Logically speaking, there must be an imperial beast garden in the Heavenly Palace for people to enjoy, but with the current connections in the Heavenly Palace, not many people even go to the Peach Banquet.
Therefore, the beast garden in heaven today is mostly filled with common species such as blue phoenixes, blue birds, and dragon horses.
As for overseas animals, who has the time to travel overseas for several years to pick up koalas and bring them back to heaven?
In this way, Yao Ji and Long Ji had a great time in the zoo. After a walk around here, they were basically familiar with the complete species of Australian animals.
Seeing the two women having fun in the zoo, Zhong Su said to them.
“You two can play first, I’m going to kill the pig. The scene is quite bloody, you may not like it.
There are signs next to each animal in the park that tell you what they can eat. You two can find some food to entertain them. It’s up to you.”
After he finished speaking, Zhong Su turned and left. In his opinion, it was a bit ungentle to let two little girls go to watch the pig being slaughtered.
Unexpectedly, after hearing Zhong Su's words, Yao Ji suddenly became energetic.
"and many more!"
Yao Ji quickly stopped Zhong Su and continued.
"The True Lord actually wants to make braised pork and pig-killing dishes for us!
I thought the True Lord knew my temper, so he was joking with me!"
When he said this, Zhong Su saw a gleam in Yao Ji's eyes.
"When I was in Luotian, I was not raised by my brother. Instead, I, the younger sister, took care of my brother all the way to the exam and to become an official!
At that time, I could raise pigs and cook delicious dishes. But later on, my brother not only became an official, but also the Jade Emperor. I was forced to go to heaven and become a decoration that couldn't even raise pigs!
Originally, we thought that gods all looked like immortals and no one would do mundane things like raising and killing pigs, so we were embarrassed to say more.
But now, if the Master really wants to kill a pig, then I have to satisfy my urge no matter what!
Please take me with you, Master!!!"
(End of this chapter)
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