My Immortal Brother-in-law

Chapter 151 Sand Sculpture
"Well."

Zhong Su nodded in surprise, and then took Yao Ji and Long Ji to the pig farm.

When they came over, two clam girls were busy cleaning the pig house.

Seeing Zhong Su approaching, the clam girls bowed one after another and then retreated quietly.

As soon as the clam girl left, Yao Ji immediately rolled up her sleeves excitedly.

“There really are pigs. Zhenjun is such an interesting person, much more interesting than those gods in heaven!
Leave the rest to me, Master Zhen, just watch over me!"

As soon as she finished speaking, Yao Ji reached out for the big pig, easily picked up the squealing big pig, and walked out of the pig house.

After finding all kinds of tables, chairs and benches, Yao Ji threw the big pig onto the table. She stepped on the big pig with her right foot, raised her hand and slashed with a knife, going straight through the pig's heart along the neck.

While bleeding, Yao Ji squinted her eyes in comfort.

"Exciting! I haven't done this in a long time. It's still more interesting here in Shanjun, much more interesting than in heaven!"

"Ah this..."

Looking at Yao Ji busying around, Zhong Su nodded admiringly.

"I'm not bragging, you're really good at it, Yao Ji, you're really amazing!"

While praising, Zhong Su found some hot water and scalded the whole pig.

Next, Yao Ji picked up the knife and chopped the meat and bones.

Looking at his aunt's successful appearance, and then looking at the blood stains on her wrists and forehead, Long Ji took a deep breath in admiration, and then walked forward.

"Auntie, is there anything I can do?

You and Mr. Shanjun are busy here, and I am just a spectator. Find me something to do~"

"Haha, yes, there is. How can there be no work when slaughtering pigs? It's just that you didn't understand it before!"

After hearing Long Ji's words, Yao Ji reached into the pig's abdominal cavity and pulled out a large pile of intestines and stomach.

She just pushed the thing with a strange smell towards Longji and continued speaking.

"Go and wash this intestine, and bring it back clean.

This thing can be fried or made into soup, it's also great, don't ruin it after you wash it!"

“What what what what???”

Looking at the large plate of intestines with black spots in the white color in his aunt's hand, Long Ji's brows froze, and then he wanted to stay away.

She does want to work, but she doesn't want to do this job?
But since she had said it before, she had no face to retreat now, so she gritted her teeth and took a large plate of intestines in her hand.

"I...I'm going to wash my intestines right now!"

After a resolute affirmation, Longji, with an expression as if he was about to die, carried the intestines and followed the clam girl to the cleaning place.

Looking at Long Ji's back, Zhong Su smiled and said to Yao Ji while cutting the pork belly to be made into braised pork.

"Longji, this girl, has no experience in doing this kind of thing. You are just training her."

“Hehe, Master Zhenjun, you don’t know that when I was in Luotian, my brother and I both had a very hard life.

Not to mention the intestines, even when you are really hungry, you can eat anything that is covered in shit.

But Long Ji was not as simple as us. When she was born, Luo Tianzhong's brother had already become a high-ranking official.

Although later, his brother was still executed, and Longji was also sent to the Jiaofang, where he was hanged on the spot because he refused to obey the orders of the Jiaofang Bureau to receive guests.

But even so, this girl Longji still lacks experience. She can neither endure hardship nor is she very pretentious.

If this was not the case, how could Longji do such a stupid thing as spilling wine all over Zhenjun in such a situation.

So, I just want to teach this little girl a lesson now."

Having said that, Yao Ji raised her wrist to wipe the sweat from her head.

Then she gave Zhong Su a mysterious smile and continued.

“Come to think of it, today is such a coincidence.

Originally, I was planning to take Longji with me to raise pigs and let her do similar work, but it turned out that Zhenjun had pigs here.

In that case, then wash your intestines thoroughly. How delicate you would be if you couldn't stand even the slightest dirt!

It's a pity that I am now bound by the rules of heaven and cannot get married and have children. Otherwise, if I gave birth to a girl, I would definitely raise my daughter to be able to both be a housewife and a good cook, and to be a truly good wife and mother for my family to see.

My nieces in the heaven always say behind my back that I have no femininity and like dirty and lowly jobs, but those little girls really forget that there is no such thing as lowly jobs in the world, and existence is reasonable. In short, haha, I really made you laugh.

Later, Zhenjun will cook for me to eat braised pork, then I will give Zhenjun a dish of nine-turn large intestine, so that Zhenjun can also taste my cooking skills."

As soon as he finished speaking, Yao Ji and Zhong Su worked in perfect harmony and quickly finished processing the pig.

However, there are still several hundred people in the Mountain King Palace, not to mention a big eater like Zhulong. One pig is definitely not enough to eat.

Just like that, with the constant "yue~yue~" sounds, Long Ji finally washed the intestines clean and brought them back to Zhong Su and Yao Ji.

She had to face the sad discovery that Zhong Su had four more pig intestines waiting for her to clean...

At this moment, Long Ji was almost in despair, so she took away her intestines with a pale face, and the moaning in the mountain king's palace sounded again, continuously.

And what happened was that just when Long Ji was having sex, Kong Xuan also came to Zhongshan, and brought a guest with him!
"A Su, my brother, my brother is here, come and receive the guests, hahaha!"

Hearing the shouting from afar, Yao Ji, who was slaughtering a pig, was slightly stunned, and then said to Zhong Su.

"It seems that Shanjun has a visitor. In that case, Shanjun should go and receive the visitor.

There are only a few dozen pigs here, I can take care of them!"

After she finished speaking, Yao Ji smiled and pushed Zhong Su, who nodded, then washed his hands and went to the mountain gate.

Seeing Zhong Su coming, Kong Xuan raised his hand and patted his younger brother behind him, and said something to Zhong Su again.

"What's that smell on you? Is it from a castrated pig?

That’s great, haha, I just happened to catch you cooking.

I brought my brother here to meet you and to taste your cooking skills. You said you wanted to raise pigs and make stewed meat. I didn't expect that you have not forgotten this matter even after becoming a Luotian immortal!"

"Haha."

Hearing Kong Xuan's words, Zhong Su smiled knowingly and responded.

"I became an immortal just to do all the things I wanted to do in the past, and now at least one of them has been realized.

Come, Brother Xuan, and Brother Dapeng, follow me."

"Hey, why call him Brother Dapeng? You are such an outsider. Brother Su, just call him Xiaopeng!"

Hearing Zhong Su's address to Dapeng, Kong Xuan angrily kicked Dapeng, who was stiff-necked.

"This kid is neither good at literature nor martial arts. He brought shame to my Tianqin clan. He doesn't look like my mother's offspring at all.

He has made it to where he is today, barely achieving the Luotian level, but if you ask him what abilities he has, he can only fly fast.

You ask him if he can fight, he flies fast.

If you ask him about his magical powers, he can fly very fast.

If you ask him what weapon he uses, he can fly fast.

No matter what you say about him, all he has left is to fly fast, hey..."

After a long sigh, Kong Xuan slapped the Golden-Winged Roc's head hard, turning the majestic Golden-Winged Roc into a stupid sculpture visiting a fellow villager's house.

While beating Dapeng, Kong Xuan also said to him.

"What are you doing standing here, kid? Haven't you seen that I have formally introduced Sudi to you? Why don't you call for help?

Call someone quickly! "

"Ah this!"

Faced with Kong Xuan's urging, the Golden-Winged Dapeng was slightly stunned, then his neck stiffened again and asked.

"What did you introduce, brother? You just said he is your Su brother, but I am also your Peng brother!
Then who is the elder brother and who is the younger brother between me, Peng, and your, Su? "

Having said that, the Golden-Winged Roc proudly puffed out his chest and looked at Zhong Su with undisguised joy, as if waiting for Zhong Su to say something.

So without waiting for Zhong Su to speak, Kong Xuan kicked Dapeng on the back of the head and stomped the boy into the soil of Zhongshan.

At this moment, Zhulong swayed over.

Seeing Kong Xuan stepping the golden-winged Roc's head into the soil, Zhulong was immediately shocked and yelled at Kong Xuan.

"Peacock, this is my Zhongshan, not your home!

Could you please stop planting all those bird things in my soil?"

(End of this chapter)