My Immortal Brother-in-law

Chapter 152 Registered Disciple
"Pfft...ahem!"

Originally, Dapeng was already very unhappy about being stepped into the soil.

But Zhulong actually said this to him!
So the Golden-Winged Peng struggled to stand up and roared at Zhulong from afar.

"Do you think I'm a vegetable? I can plant it just like that!"

"What, you're not good at it, Dapeng?"

Zhulong responded bluntly, then closed and opened his eyes.

Suddenly, Dapeng turned into a little chicken without even all its hair grown, and was taken into Zhulong's mouth.

Seeing Zhulong teasing his brother like this, Kong Xuan was not angry at all. Instead, he laughed out loud with joy.

Well, he is indeed my biological brother, it has been confirmed.

While laughing, Kong Xuan embraced Zhong Su, then he and Zhong Su climbed onto Zhulong's hair and let Zhulong take them back to the Mountain King Palace.

After landing, Zhulong put down Zhong Su and Kong Xuan, and then spat on the ground again.

Paji.

The aggrieved Dapeng rolled to the ground and turned into a human form again.

This time, Kong Xuan didn't need to teach him anything, Dapeng bowed to Zhong Su on his own.

"I am the Golden Winged Xiaopeng, nice to meet Brother Shanjun!

Brother Shanjun, come and judge for your brother. Look at these two. How can they treat their brother like this? "

"Then what should we do? Less nonsense and more action!"

Kong Xuan interrupted Dapeng's complaint and then spoke to Dapeng.

"Don't you smell the smell in the yard? Your brother Shanjun is killing a pig. Why don't you come and help me?"

"okay!"

Speaking of food, Dapeng became excited and the group immediately came to the pig house.

Seeing Yao Ji and Long Ji, even Kong Xuan was stunned for a moment. Kong Xuan's originally good expression became strange the moment he saw Long Ji.

"My grass!"

Kong Xuan just exclaimed in surprise, then pointed at Long Ji with a cold look and sneered.

"Isn't this Haotian's good girl, or is this person actually the illegitimate daughter of Zhunti and Jieyin?

How did this thing get to this place?

Didn’t they splash water enough at the Peach Banquet, so they came straight to my younger brother Su’s house to celebrate the Water Splashing Festival?

What a damn bad luck! "

As soon as he finished speaking, Kong Xuan walked straight to Long Ji, who lowered her head and dared not speak, and raised his hand to slap the woman hard on the head.

Snapped!
"oops!"

After a crisp sound, Kong Xuan opened his mouth wide and continued to speak to Long Ji in a cold voice.

"If it was still the Lich Age, or even the Dragon and Phoenix Age, with all the shit you did, believe it or not, your tender flesh would have already been stuffed in my mouth!
Even now, huh, if it weren’t for my brother Shanjun’s generosity.

Otherwise, even if you are Haotian’s daughter, you still have to fill my teeth!

What the hell is this? You're just doing stupid things. Don't you know what kind of situation it is? You can't even figure out how to step on the stairs!

Now look what’s going on. You, a woman, have offended my younger brother Su and a large group of us, and you have also offended Zhunti.

Tsk tsk, your life is really miserable. Just wait and see. Sooner or later, you will be in trouble. Sooner or later, you will be in trouble. Haha!"

Amidst his laughter, Kong Xuan glanced at Long Ji's increasingly gloomy face, and he laughed even louder.

Zhong Su couldn't bear it anymore, so he came to Kong Xuan and pulled him aside.

"Long Ji, don't listen to Kong Xuan's nonsense. He was just joking. Brother, there is no point in bullying such a junior."

"What a joke! It's only fun for elders to bully the younger ones. Wu Na Longji, Kong Que is your father's elder brother, right? Why don't you call me uncle and let me hear it?"

"Uncle~"

Facing the fierce Kong Xuan, Long Ji lowered his head with extreme grievance and called out "Uncle" in a low voice.

Seeing this, Yao Ji on the side finally couldn't bear it anymore, so she picked up a pair of intestines and threw them at Kong Xuan.

"Such a powerful Great Sage, is it possible that he can only bully my niece?
In that case, Great Sage, let me see how good you are at washing intestines.

Or do you really only know how to bully children?"

"Ha ha!"

After hearing what Yao Ji said, Kong Xuan took the intestines with a smile, and then threw them to the Golden-Winged Roc.

Holding the intestines, the Golden-Winged Roc was slightly stunned, and then casually stuffed the intestines into his mouth.

Big monsters like them usually swallow food whole. Even if the essence of metal falls into their stomachs, it will turn into pus. As for the shit in their intestines, it is shit only if you call it that. If you don't call it shit, it is just a substance between heaven and earth. It is nothing.

Just like that, facing Long Ji's dull gaze, the Golden-Winged Dapeng threw the intestines directly into his mouth and swallowed them whole.

"vomit!!!"

For a moment, Longji couldn't hold it in any longer, and she vomited right there in the sink.

At the same time, Kong Xuan was still talking to Yao Ji.

"What do you know, little girl? Not only do I bully the younger generation, I am also good at ordering my younger brothers around.

It's just a set of intestines. Look at me, isn't it... huh?"

Kong Xuan's eyes suddenly widened, then he came to Dapeng and slapped Dapeng hard on the top of his head.

"You bastard, I gave it to you to wash, not to eat, and you ate it without washing it, what the hell!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Kong Xuan started beating Dapeng, and he didn't get tired of beating Dapeng.

So while being beaten, Dapeng yelled at Kong Xuan.

"Brother, I don't accept it, I don't accept it!"

"Tell me what you are dissatisfied with!"

"Brother, you said you wanted to cleanse your intestines. What is the purpose of cleaning your intestines?"

“For food!”

"And what about the intestines?"

"You ate it!"

"Look, you can eat the intestines whether you wash them or not, so I'll just eat the intestines. Isn't that just one step to the stomach?"

"you……"

Hearing Dapeng's words, Kong Xuan was slightly stunned, and then he kicked up.

“You’re talking too loud!!!”

At this point, the Golden Winged Dapeng was really planted in Zhong Su's garden...

Of course, Kong Xuan would not play with his younger brother for too long. After a while, he fished Dapeng out and took him to clean the intestines with the pale-faced Longji.

Kong Xuan accompanied Zhong Su and Yao Ji in killing pigs. After they killed more than 120 pigs, they finally stopped.

Looking at the other pigs in the pig house, Yao Ji felt a little itchy, so without waiting for Zhong Su to speak, she walked into the pig house, leaving only a sound.

"True Lord, you can take the Peacock Great Sage to stew the meat first. I'll look around for you to see which piglets have not been castrated yet, and I'll squeeze them for him.

You guys will need to stew the meat for a while. When you are almost done, I will go and make the nine-turn large intestine.

It’s been a while since I’ve had a drink with other people, so we have to get drunk tonight!”

"Well, I won't go home until I'm drunk!"

Looking at Yao Ji's back, Kong Xuan responded with admiration.

Then, Kong Xuan leaned close to Zhong Su's ear and whispered.

"This woman is really awesome, but it's a pity that she is Haotian's sister.

If not, then I have to try to catch up.

We are not short of women. Not to mention whether there are any in Dahuang, how could there not be some in Luotian?

But this woman, when she gets pretentious, it makes me upset. If you want to find a soulmate of the opposite sex who is compatible with you, you can’t look for someone who is sad and melancholy. You must look for someone like Yao Ji who is generous and free-spirited. Only then will you be able to live comfortably!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Kong Xuan kicked Dapeng again and yelled at him.

"Did you hear that? I'm teaching you life lessons.

If you are looking for a wife, you have to look for someone like Yao Ji, not someone like Long Ji who never touches water and spills wine all over her. "

"Great Sage..."

Listening to Kong Xuan's words, Long Ji sighed weakly, and then bowed to Kong Xuan again.

"I don't know how the Great Sage can forgive me. I have been demoted to the mortal world and stripped of my official position. I have already paid the price."

"Yo, tsk, the price?"

Hearing Long Ji's words, Kong Xuan narrowed his eyes maliciously, and then spoke to the panicked Long Ji.

"The so-called price you mentioned is to take a vacation to the human world with all the magic weapons, right?
If you ask me, since you have committed a big mistake and offended my brother, you should be given to my brother from now on!
From now on, you will be a cleaning maid and a registered disciple here for my brother!
If this is the case, not only will we forgive you, but my brother will also be able to protect you so that you don't fall into the fate of death.

That’s all I have to say. Believe it or not, if you don’t, I will see you die in that catastrophe someday, and you may not even be free, haha!”

(End of this chapter)