My Immortal Brother-in-law

Chapter 153 Nine Turns Large Intestine
Having said that, Kong Xuan smacked his lips again and looked at Long Ji with a disgusted expression.

Facing Kong Xuan's weird expression, Long Ji's face turned red and green, and then he finally nodded, and knelt down towards Zhong Su with a plop.

"Master~"

"Hey……"

Seeing this, Zhong Su helped Long Ji up with amusement, then nodded slightly.

"I don't know whether you were forced by my elder brother or you are truly loyal to the Zhongshan clan.

But no matter what, since you and I have the cause karma in our body, we have now completed the result karma.

There are not many rules in my lineage, and I don't like to set any rules.

In short, from now on you can still live in your Phoenix Mountain, and just come to my place to practice from time to time.

When you go out, you can use my name. If someone comes to bully you, I will find him and reason with him, and will not let you suffer in vain.

Just like today..."

As he spoke, Zhong Su threw himself on Kong Xuan, held Kong Xuan down and smiled at Long Ji.

"Just like today, you see how your teacher vented your anger. Big brother, you are also a great elder, but you picked on me, your disciple, and kept bullying me. This is too much!
Hurry up and give my apprentice a gift, otherwise I won’t agree with you, haha!”

Amidst loud laughter, Kong Xuan and Zhong Su had a great time playing around, a scene that made Long Ji look envious.

There are no taboos among the powerful, and they can speak and behave freely.

Even if his actions were unorthodox, he still had disciples to argue for him. How could people not envy him?

After Zhong Su and Kong Xuan had a fight, Kong Xuan took out two golden seals from his arms in annoyance and gave them to Long Ji.

"Girl, please accept these two little things.

Back then, Gonggong was a very clueless guy who could even knock down Mount Buzhou in a fight.

In order to commemorate Mount Buzhou, many people at that time rushed to get some rocks from Mount Buzhou and made some souvenirs for themselves.

These two small seals were made by me using the mud from Mount Buzhou, so it’s okay to call them Buzhou Seals.

As for its function, my seal is not like Guangchengzi's Fantian Seal. This good seal is not used to stamp, but instead is used to stamp people.

Therefore, I will spread this seal in all directions, and will be able to cut off any escape methods within a hundred and twenty miles. Unless the escape method is through magical powers and no trace can be found, all other escape methods of the five elements will be unusable.

But this thing is useless to me and A Su. We are both reckless men. We will beat the damn players when the wind blows. There is no need for such sophisticated means.

In that case, I'll give it to you, a descendant of a noble family, to play with.

You're really lucky!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Kong Xuan stuffed the golden seal into Long Ji's hand without paying any attention to Long Ji's refusal.

After Long Ji accepted the seal, Kong Xuan took a deep breath and then spoke to Long Ji in a serious tone.

“As for today, humph, you girl, don’t blame me for forcing you into my brother’s house.

Just think about it carefully. Ever since the Peach Banquet, all the practitioners in the world have been talking about us and Zhunti.

Anyone who talks about this matter will never get past you. Do you know how you appear in the eyes of all the Qigong practitioners in the world?
After all, A Su is now recognized as the leader of earthly immortals. Among the earthly immortals in the world today, there is no one who does not have the tablets of A Su and Zhen Yuan at home.

And you, you splashed the wine all over Ah Su, this incident has already made you a thorn in the eyes of all the immortals in the world!"

Hearing this, Long Ji's face turned green. How could she not know the power of the four words "immortals in the world and on earth".

Seeing Long Ji's expression change, Kong Xuan nodded slightly and continued.

"It seems that you also realize what trouble you have caused.

But it's all right now. You are now a disciple of the Earthly Immortal Sect and a legitimate lackey of A Sugen.

Don't feel wronged, and don't think it's shameful for you, the daughter of the Jade Emperor, to be a running dog for my brother.

In fact, haha, even though Haotian frightened Luotian and did great merit to the Great Wilderness, that was Haotian, and it has nothing to do with you.

In the past, when people respected you, they were respecting Haotian.

Now it’s just a matter of replacing Haotian with my little Sudi.

At least everyone in the world now knows that your master is a top-level powerful person who dares to lead others to challenge the Saint Zhunti. Even Haotian cannot compare to him, so no one dares to bully you anymore.

If this is the case, and you still fall into disaster in the future, then you can't blame your elders for being incompetent.

Because if that happens, it only means that your elders are still no match for that old Zhunti, and if you can be defeated by a saint with your little cultivation, it's worth it, haha!"

Amidst loud laughter, Kong Xuan let go of the dazed Long Ji, and continued to stew the meat with Zhong Su.

Soon, when the meat was cooked to a fragrant smell, Yao Ji finished slaughtering the pig and rushed back. She looked at the meat in the pot, and then looked at her niece who followed behind Zhong Su and became more attentive and fawning.

Yao Ji was stunned for a moment, then finally smiled.

"Haha, you really have become a disciple of the mountain king.

In this case, auntie will go with you to the tiger's place to listen to the lectures and help the tiger with the housework.

Shanjun's house is still short of someone to take care of the cleaning. Perhaps this job has always been done by the secluded girl.

Anyway, I've been helping out here for the past few years, so you don't have to refuse."

Seeing that Zhong Suli didn't want to agree, Yao Ji quickly patted her chest and continued to speak to Zhong Suli.

“You should know, Mr. Shan, that I was not banished to the mortal world like my niece.

Therefore, I am afraid that after playing around in this world for two years, I will have to return to heaven and continue to be that boring goddess.

So I can only help Shanjun for a few years. After a few years, when your virgin wakes up, she can come and take over from me.

Ok, deal! "

After she finished speaking, Yao Ji stretched out her right hand solemnly, wanting to high-five Zhong Su to swear an oath.

Seeing Yao Ji was so serious, Zhong Su thought for a moment and asked softly.

"Is this appropriate?"

"It's appropriate, why shouldn't it be appropriate? Without the help of Shanjun, I wouldn't have been able to find such beautiful mountains and waters.

Zhongshan is full of the aura of the wild world, and it is no worse for cultivation than the Heavenly Palace. The mountains and rivers are beautiful and full of spiritual energy.

What's more, we can raise chickens, ducks, geese, dogs, and even slaughter pigs here, which really lets me satisfy my craving!
Now it’s not that the tiger asks me to help with household chores, but I’m asking the tiger to come work at your house.

Why, the tiger just doesn't want to take me in? Is he afraid that some heavenly soldiers and generals will come and capture me in the future?"

"Haha, why would my little brother Su be afraid of those things? If there really are heavenly soldiers and generals coming to catch them, I will ask my friend Jiuyin to eat them all.

Anyway, the true spirits of the heavenly soldiers and generals are all in the Lingxiao Palace. Even if they die a thousand times, they will go back to reshape their bodies.

As long as you want to stay, I will make the decision for my brother. You can stay in Zhongshan. Even if Haotian comes to catch you, we will kill him and send him back. Haha!"

Kong Xuan took over the conversation with a big laugh and made the decision for Zhong Su, so Zhong Su didn't say much, but nodded with a smile.

"It's settled. We'll all listen to Brother Xuan. But having said that, our meat has been stewed. When will Sister Yaoji's Nine-Turn Large Intestine be ready?"

"Now, do it now, come on, season it with me!"

Yao Ji took the seasoning generously, and then looked at the stove in Zhong Su's house in surprise.

"Wait, this is a gas stove, why does Shanjun's family use this stove? I thought it was a kang!"

"Oh, that's what I got in exchange for incense in Luotian. Last time, I invited fellow Taoists to visit Luotian and earned a few taels of incense.

The incense was of little use to me, and I didn't need it to practice at all, so I exchanged it for many rare items in Luotian.

Even these little pigs now were raised in batches in exchange for the incense I received from Luo Tian.

After all, the pigs in the wilderness are too fierce."

Zhong Su explained, and then explained to Yao Ji how to use all the stoves.

After becoming familiar with the method, Yao Ji took decisive action and started frying, stir-frying, and deep-frying. Not only did she take out the Nine-Turn Large Intestine, but she also added more than a dozen dishes.

It can be seen that Yao Ji has a special knowledge of Shandong cuisine and Huaiyang cuisine, and she is really good at both entertaining guests and cooking in the kitchen.

Just like that, not long after.

Sitting under the bright stars of Zhongshan, Zhong Su raised his glass and spoke to everyone present and the best clam girls in the distance.

"Tonight is just a small gathering, I won't say much, come and try our cooking, drink up!"

"Drink full!"

“Zhongshan will get better and better!”

"Let's make it bigger and stronger!"

"Go to Zhunti Houqiu!"

"Brother Shanjun, what are those tigers, deer and sheep of yours? Are they snacks?"

"Hungry!"

(End of this chapter)