the last witcher

"What are you doing? What do you think I want to do?" The middle-aged man walked up to Yaozu, kicked Yaozu like crazy, and cursed: "Let you seduce my wife! Let you cheat!"

"What the hell are you talking about, crazy! Crazy! I don't know you guys!" Yaozu finally understood, the man in front of him definitely misunderstood him, and mistaken himself for a man who had an affair with his wife .

"Ci'ao! What a grievance, even more so than Dou E!" He Da couldn't help expressing his thoughts when he heard this, so I couldn't help but cheer me up.But this story is really attractive, everyone and I suppressed the joy in our hearts, and listened to Lv San continue to tell:

"If you didn't lie to me, go up and slap him!" The middle-aged man completely ignored what Yaozu was saying, and ordered to the woman behind him with slightly sad eyes.

That coquettish woman is not a fuel-efficient lamp, as soon as the man finished speaking, this woman quickly came to Yaozu's eyes, and kicked Yaozu's dick directly.

"Ah~~~" Accompanied by Yaozu's wailing like killing a pig, "Crack! Crack!" Two crisp slaps also slapped Yaozu's face heavily.

"Husband, I was forced that day, so I really don't blame me." The woman said, pear blossoms crying on the middle-aged man's body.Yaozu endured the severe pain and found that the middle-aged man's eyes were blue.

Perhaps because she found that her men were trembling with anger, this coquettish woman continued to fan the flames: "I will have a showdown with him after that time, and let him stop pestering me, but you see, he came to the door secretly, husband, I am scared!"

Yaozu almost asked, "What's your mother's last name?" What the hell, the other party is really a powerful actor, if he doesn't even type a draft when he tells a lie, he will definitely come out of his mouth.

Just when Yaozu was thinking about how to explain the other party to believe him, the middle-aged man pushed away the woman who was hugging him, bent down and carried Yaozu on his shoulders.Then he took big strides and walked towards the balcony, untying the rope on Yaozu's body while walking.

"Brother, you have to believe me, I really don't know your wife, let alone have such a thing with her, I really went to the wrong door!" A flash of life flashed in Yaozu's eyes, and he hurriedly explained to the other party incoherently.

But as the middle-aged man opened the balcony window, Yaozu understood what the other party was going to do next.

"Brother, please calm down and listen to me, things are really not what you imagined, I really went to the wrong door. I, ah~~~~pia!" After Yaozu screamed, he fell heavily on the ground On the concrete floor downstairs, blood flowed desperately along the place where he fell.

The next day, in another building in the community, a certain extremely sunny man was sitting on the sofa in the living room, drinking strong tea and flipping through the newspapers of the day. attracted to the past.

Yesterday, in front of a certain bank in our city, two speedsters robbed a woman of 10 yuan in cash that she had just withdrawn. Under the siege and interception of my righteous public security police and enthusiastic citizens, the suspect sneaked into a certain unit in a certain community , and entered the home of a certain owner. During the fight with his couple, he stumbled and fell to his death. Another gangster is at large. The police are still investigating this case...

"What are you looking at, so engrossed?" The woman who was so coquettish yesterday was standing in the living room tenderly at this moment, with an apron wrapped around her stomach, holding the freshly prepared dishes in her hand, looking at the sunny man who was reading a newspaper. asked.

The sunny man put the newspaper in his hand on the table, then pointed to the picture with a woman on it and asked, "Did your husband do it?"

"Don't mention him to me, he's just crazy!" The woman put the plate of vegetables on the table heavily in dissatisfaction, then lifted her somewhat disheveled hair curtain, pouted her mouth, pretending to be very angry and said: "It's not for you!" The expression should look angry, but it is actually asking for credit from this man.

"What did I say, follow this kind of man, you will have trouble sooner or later." The man pushed the glasses on the bridge of his nose, then patted his thigh, motioning for the woman to sit in his arms.

The woman was not too polite, she sat down on her ass, and then put her arms around the other's neck and said softly: "Fortunately, you were delayed by something yesterday. If you really come here, you will be the one who fell off!"

"Did he really do it?" The man heaved a sigh of relief, and said happily while stroking the woman's back.

The woman sat up straight helplessly, "Who else can do this kind of thing except him." Seeing the man's silence, the woman continued with lingering fear: "It's the gangster who looks so pitiful." , the woman herself thought it was funny, and burst out laughing with a "puchi".

"You're still in the mood to laugh, that gangster deserves it!" The sunny man squeezed the woman's butt, "Ah!" The woman first yelled in pain, and then pretended to be angry and hammered the man's chest , and asked frivolously, "Why do you deserve it?"

The sunny man held the woman's little hand and replied coldly: "Who told him to steal my wife's money. If it wasn't for this, we would have been on the train to Tibet by now."

"The rumors are too tight at the moment. We try to keep as little contact as possible during this period. Although our family has a rough heart, if he finds out that the dead one is not the real murderer, I'm afraid he will make trouble for you." The woman kindly remind each other.

The sunny man rolled his eyes, and immediately thought about it, "How about we anonymously report that gangster was pushed down?"

"Okay, okay, but if the police take me away, what will you do?" The woman was not stupid, she knew that the man had only said half of what she said, so she hurriedly asked.

"I just like dealing with smart women like you!" The sunny man kissed her on the cheek fiercely, "Just say that you let the gangsters take advantage of you when you went out, and then your man subdued him and threw him out of the building." It's over if you don't."

"I'm not going to do it!" The woman gave the man a blank look, "Is this matter clear when we enter the police station? Let's just maintain the status quo, it's fine, let's eat quickly, and the food will be cold later." The woman found the man The idea is so naive, and immediately dismissed the idea of ​​staying and flying with the other party.

After lunch, the woman asked the man while clearing the dining table, "When will you divorce your family?" replied several times.

"Hurry up, I can't live a day with that kind of stupid cow." The woman cleaned up the dishes, took off the apron and hung it on the clothes hanger, "You saw my people too , when the wind is not so tight, I will come to see you again, dear!"

"Okay, then I won't see you off!" The man just waved his hand symbolically, but he really didn't get up to see him off.

"Let's go!" The woman picked up the bag on the shoe cabinet, opened the door and was about to go out, when a sharp knife pierced through the door and stuck firmly into her heart...

to be continued