Coquettish Rebirth

I saw Pierce Brosnan browsing Sherlock Holmes' website on the all-in-one machine at this time, but within a few seconds, Brosnan seemed to have encountered some problem. He picked up a piece of paper and looked at it. I have been writing for a long time, but I still feel at a loss.Then, I saw him make a phone call, "Hey, Sean, are you not in class now? I want to buy something online here, but I have a problem, where should I pay? I know you gave I wrote it, but I didn't see it... what, wait, what did you say? Order the product already purchased? Where is the product already purchased? Why didn't I find it? Are you going to class? Wait... Hey, Hello!"

Bruce Nan reluctantly put down the phone, and he reluctantly looked at the screen a little angrily.At this time, the camera has never taken pictures of what the picture is like, but has been fixed on taking pictures of Brosnan's face.So judging from this picture, although it is impossible to see what specific problems Brosnan encountered, it is still possible to guess.It must be facing the problem of online shopping. This Brosnan is not familiar with computers and online shopping, so he wants his son to teach him without time.

For many middle-aged journalists here, this kind of problem is a problem they encounter every day-it’s like these middle-aged people have to start all over again after technology starts to change their work and entertainment these days Adapt and learn.It seems that they used tape recorders and typewriters to make reports before, but now, they have to learn to start working with computers and use computers to code words.Of course, although the keyboard of this computer is the same as that of a typewriter, the typewriter doesn't need any operating system, and it doesn't need any offe or wor!These things, they have to start learning again!There are even a series of things such as typesetting, which need to be done by themselves. This may be very simple for young people, but for middle-aged people like them, it is obvious that they are not familiar with the old field. It is powerful.In the end, I have to be forced to be like a preschool child in a new field, which will destroy my self-esteem!

At this moment, Pierce Brosnan seemed to have thought of something suddenly, and then he picked up another phone, and after making a call, he heard a sound similar to There was a knock on the door.Then after Brosnan operated a bit, a voice came out of the computer: "You can do this next, click here...then click here. Enter your credit card account number here, don't worry, I'm here to see If it is not the account number you entered, yes, then click Confirm to confirm your delivery location and then everything will be fine. Sherlock Holmes will deliver the goods to you within today. According to our statistics, about It will be delivered to your home within a week. After your product arrives in your city, I, Kenneth, will call and notify you. By the way, I will help you put the screenshots of the steps of this operation on your desktop In the folder, if you forget next time, you can open the folder to see the pictures. If you still can’t, you can come to me at any time..."

Whoa!What is this?It sounds like the service is available 24 hours a day, so... It feels like a kind of vp customer is rushing, isn't it!And it's not all!I saw that the camera changed again, and it turned into a blue screen of the computer, and then Brosnan made another phone call, and soon a staff member in a shirt and tie came to the door to help adjust the computer on the spot... This feels a bit Is there a 24-hour rescue service like a car insurance company!This can help any time you call out, and this is... so human.This kind of stuff didn't exist in the United States before! [

That's right!For this aspect of human service.Then Jia Hongjian is absolutely confident to fuck the Americans!You must know that the United States has a small population and a vast land. Where can there be any humanized services?Say nothing else.Even in 2012, if you log on to the Amazon China page, you will know if you are comfortable finding something on that page!For example, if you search for a power supply or a Russian-style monitor, there are only a few brands to choose from at most, and there are no labels such as wattage, price, etc. to choose from. Does this shit let customers look at them one by one?Can't let customers quickly find the right product according to their specific requirements?No, Amazon just doesn’t have this kind of stuff, they just rigidly translate the English page into Chinese, but even so, they are almost blown away by JD.com, Newegg, etc. in terms of humanization!

Immediately, the reporters felt that these products and services of Sherlock Holmes Company are simply too rich, aren't they!It's a bit dizzying, it really feels like this thing is good or that thing is good!

That's right, Jia Hongjian has already designed it in response to Apple's competition. When he releases a product this time, it doesn't just focus on one highlight at a time like other manufacturers. He can concentrate all the highlights that he has achieved temporarily. To a stuff above!In this way, consumers will have the feeling that this is a cow, that is a cool swan, as long as they can afford it, if they don't buy this thing, they will be blind!

Then, in this short film with Spielberg as the director of the advertisement, the camera recorded how many Brosnan's gratified smiles after using the MS company's products.Even if the computer breaks down in the middle of the night, the "servant" can be called directly, and then someone will come to repair it!This is just like the 24-hour rescue service of a car, right?It's so handsome, isn't it?

Even, this "Online Servant" support center even supports the function of acting as a secretary. After some things are directly registered online, someone will call to inform you when the time comes. Servant" system, help yourself to buy things!For example, Brosnan is busy going to a meeting and has no time to shop, so he can call the full-time customer service in the "Online Servant" system and ask the customer service to purchase the specified stuff according to his requirements, or even specify a category and style, as well as a price range, and then the other party can shop on their behalf, and finally send the stuff to Brosnan or the delivery address designated by Brosnan quickly, and finally, this stuff will send the bill with American characteristics To Brosnan!

At that time, many reporters watched it and wished they could buy this computer for themselves!If Nima has this thing, many old men will be liberated!When encountering the nth anniversary of acquaintance or how many days anniversaries, you can directly call yourself to buy gifts, and it seems that you can even link with Sherlock Holmes' system - if you log in your wife's hobbies in the "Online Servant" system If so, then if there is a price reduction or promotion for the corresponding product, you can directly remind the old men to buy it!Isn't this thing so smart, isn't it so easy to use?Nima, how many family conflicts and quarrels have been avoided!

Many journalists already wished they could buy such a computer at this time. They were so optimistic about this product, but what they didn't expect was that the attractive stuff was only halfway through now!Then, Jia Hongjian and the others started to show short videos again. The next short videos are not aimed at the computer or the service itself, but at the accessories of the computer!This accessory is the ergonomic keyboard and mouse!

The so-called ergonomic keyboard and mouse are things that Jia Hongjian once designed and tested with mouse hands and coders. These things have basically produced results by now, and that is to alleviate the symptoms of mouse hands. has a very obvious effect.Ever since, such a pure white keyboard appeared on the screen—this keyboard is so peculiar, it is full of waves like ocean waves, and the two partitions for the left and right hands are actually separated in a figure-eight shape!Then the camera circled around the keyboard in 360 degrees, and many people directly discovered that the design of this keyboard has no waves anywhere!

There is even that weird mouse - although this mouse is also pure white, it is not made like an ordinary mouse at all!Unlike Apple's mouse, which is so translucent, so flat and cute, such a ms mouse is actually tall and big, just like a mouse that is used upright!

That's right, this mouse is an ergonomic mouse!What is an ergonomic mouse?It’s just that when using it, it’s no longer the same as before, people’s palms must face the table to control the mouse, but the tiger’s mouth is facing the ceiling, holding the mouse in a posture similar to masturbation!In this way, this mouse relies on the wrist and forearm to be responsible for the left and right and up and down movements of the mouse, unlike the previous ones that were only responsible for the wrist.Relatively speaking, this posture is more in line with the most natural and relaxed posture of the human skeleton, so such a mouse may not be suitable for intense shooting games or real-time strategy games, but in daily use, it will definitely not put pressure on the wrist is too big!

After seeing such two supporting products, and they were still first-line stuff, the reporters were really crazy at that time!They just eat words, and no one has suffered less in this aspect-the typewriter before and the keyboard now, that is simply anti-human!It’s good that ordinary people don’t use many applications. Those writers spend 8 hours a day in front of a computer or typewriter. If they keep typing with their hands, their wrists, shoulders and back are so sore that they doubt that their bodies can still function. How long to support!And no one in the industry has ever thought of something that can relieve people's pain a little bit, and now MS company has actually made such a thing!Damn, if it weren't for the fact that ms company can't sell this stuff now, otherwise at least half of the reporters present would be willing to swipe their credit cards to buy this computer, keyboard and mouse on the spot! (To be continued. If you like this work, you are welcome to come to (qn) to vote, monthly pass, your support is my biggest motivation. Mobile phone users please go to mqn to read.)