Coquettish Rebirth

"Mars hits the Earth!" MS and Apple products crash! ", this is a large headline in the "Wall Street Journal".In the following article, their reporter wrote, "During the ms company press conference held yesterday, we saw that ms company's new products are the same as Apple's m-g3, using a display screen and The design of the machines coming together is a testament to Jobs' sharp vision..."

Hey, wait, isn't this about the MS company's stuff, isn't it about Jia Hongjian's stuff?Why did you suddenly mention Jobs?It turns out that the Wall Street Journal is an old friend of Apple. Can the friend not speak for the friend?But again to help his friends, the reporter still had to slowly turn to the products of Kwams Company, and had to turn to the products of Kwaja Hongjian!

"At the press conference of ms company, we found that the wf technology designed by ms company uses wire communication technology to make the mouse and keyboard connect without cables and chassis. In some respects, people have to admit that this The action is to liberate the keyboard and mouse, from now on the mouse and keyboard will obviously not be bound by the cable, and the user will not be bound by the cable of the mouse and keyboard when using it!"

"During the press conference, besides the WF and the LCD screen, what attracted the reporter's attention the most was the so-called ergonomic keyboard. This ergonomic keyboard is said to be researched and developed by MS Company, and even tried three of them with relevant people. It was finalized after a month. This keyboard has a strange shape. At first glance, people would think it is an alien visitor. But after the trial, the reporter had to applaud the MS company, because after the trial, although the user did not feel comfortable at first I am used to it, but I can clearly feel the disadvantages of the mouse and keyboard in the traditional layout! Even the reporter can assert that if you get used to the ergonomic input kit of ms company, the labor damage to the wrist joint will be as low as that of an ordinary person within the acceptable range!"

Even Jobs' old friend, The Wall Street Journal, has said so and boasted so much, so other newspapers must have boasted even more!Just like the "Los Angeles Times", a newspaper that has a relatively good relationship with ms company, it even praises the products of Huaxia Hi-Tech! [

Like Fat White Keel, a technician at Apple.Right now it's the L.A. Times at lunchtime.This keel.It was the fat man who was scolded by Jobs before Apple's press conference, and was even threatened to leave if he failed, but now he has passed that stage safely.And Jobs stopped messing with Gere.But once you think back to that time.This fat white man would feel a sudden chill all over his body!

Now, after seeing the report in the "Los Angeles Times", he saw the large photo and posted the MS company's line mouse and keyboard.Looking at the keyboard with a low front and high back and a seagull-wing surface, as well as the strange mouse that stood upright, he was interested in it at that time!That's right, he is a code farmer. Although he is considered a middle-level cadre in Apple, he is also a code farmer.Code farmers have to deal with keyboards all day long, and this wrist pain is inevitable!

When operating an ordinary keyboard, both wrists should be slightly tilted outward, so as to match the horizontal and vertical structure of the traditional keyboard.You may not feel any discomfort when using this kind of keyboard for a period of time, but for someone like Fatty Keel who lives on codes and has to touch the keyboard for 20 or [-] years, it is completely unbearable!A few years ago, he began to feel uncomfortable in his wrist, and even had symptoms such as numbness in his fingertips. For a while, he was worried whether he had cervical spondylosis or something.As a result, after going to the hospital for an investigation, I found out that I had carpal tunnel syndrome, which is the so-called mouse hand or keyboard hand!

In order to make money, he has no time for surgery, so he can only take conservative treatment, that is, to fix his wrist as much as possible and let his wrist recover slowly.But in this case, how to code the code?After all, the keyboard is still horizontal and vertical!In desperation, he had no choice but to adopt this method—to find the keyboard accessories for the notebook, and then he took off the two notebook keyboards, connected the ps2 interface cable, and installed the two keyboards on the computer superior.

You must know that computers in this era still use the ps2 interface that cannot be hot-swapped for the keyboard and mouse. There are usually two such interfaces on the back of the case, which are for the mouse and keyboard. If there are more, there will be no more. , so after he used the keyboard of the notebook, there are two keyboards that can control the mouse through the keyboard o.Then he controls a keyboard with one hand, the left half of the left keyboard with his left hand, and the right half of the right keyboard with his right hand. In this way, the wrists of both hands don't need to be bent, and there is no need to control the mouse!

After seeing his approach, many coders in Apple began to learn this approach. After all, we are all colleagues, and many occupational diseases are the same!As a result, today, Keir suddenly discovered that Jia Hongjian and his ms products had actually developed this ergonomic keyboard, which was simply the best gift for him!At that time, after the reporter saw the evaluation and experience of trying out the ergonomic keyboard and mouse after the press conference, he really had the desire to buy it, and even thought about buying such a computer for his family, and then he used the mouse and mouse every day. Get the keyboard to use in the company!

That's right, according to the reporter, after using it for a few minutes, you can clearly feel that your wrist is not tired at all, and it is in the most relaxed state!After all, this person's shoulders are relatively broad, and when the elbows are not moving, the hands should be put on the chest. The wrist subconsciously is in a figure-eight state. This state is the most natural, and of course it is the most relaxed!And the reporter also said in the trial article that this kind of keyboard is different from ordinary keyboards. It is not high in the front and low in the back, but high in the back and front, plus a large hand rest made of artificial leather. It is easy to put on the hand rest, and when typing, the whole wrist does not need to be lifted up like using a normal keyboard, but it is very natural and slightly drooping, very very comfortable!Even the reporter said that he tried to type continuously after the early adopters. Although he was not used to it at first, the reporter’s usual speed of 100wpm, that is, 1 English words per minute, was reduced to 100wpm, but after 50 minutes of continuous typing, There is no feeling of fatigue at all, it is very comfortable, and it feels like my combat power has reached 10 in one fell swoop!It feels like working continuously for ten hours without my hands getting tired!

How can such a comment make Keir not tempted?While Keel was eating lunch outside and reading the newspaper, suddenly he heard someone next to him say to him, "Hey, Keel, what do you think of this MS's ergonomic keyboard and mouse?" Keel turned his head At first glance, I saw only a few of my old colleagues. "This...well, it seems pretty good...but..." Keel thought about Jobs, and thought it would be better to be a little more reserved.

"Come on less! We are all ready to order ms products, how about you? When we buy them back, we will scrape off the trademarks on the ms keyboard and mouse, so that it should be no problem to use them in the company? Or should we buy more Get some people to make a deal with MS company and let them produce a mouse and keyboard without a trademark? You said that the... person in the company will be furious when he sees it?"

"Maybe..." Keel said with a shudder, recalling how Jobs scolded him before the press conference. "Then what should we do? How about we find a trade union? Let the trade union fight for us to use equipment that reduces our office labor damage? At least give us a chance to secretly use products that are good for our health!"

Hearing this, Keir's eyes lit up, that's right!Union!The trade union itself negotiates on behalf of the labor and management. Usually, the trade union is needed when wages need to be raised. It is obvious that the trade union is also needed at this time!Otherwise, I used the ms mouse and keyboard, and as a result, I lost my job. Isn't this a big injustice!It would be great if I can really use the mouse and keyboard of ms company!Then in the future, the wrist will no longer be tired, the fingers will no longer be numb, and in the middle of the night, the wrist will no longer be so painful that it is difficult to fall asleep!That's just too good, isn't it!This must be done!

So soon, the codewriters inside Apple began to recruit people, and then they found the union, and the union members were going to talk to Jobs and other high-level executives about this issue.At the same time, these codewriters also started to call MS Company, wanting to inquire in detail about the ordering method of this Yota computer, and even asked if the mouse and keyboard can be sold separately!

You must know that at the press conference, Jia Hongjian only said that the reservations can be made in the near future, but he didn't say when the reservations can start. He said that it will be released to the market in October!But if you book early, you can get the first batch!There are so many people in Apple alone who are interested. What if the first batch of goods are all ordered, and they will be out of stock at that time, and they will have to wait ten and a half months to get them after paying the money? Are you depressed?

At this time, the Apple employees collectively wanted to use the products of MS Company and the products designed by Jia Hongjian, which Jia Hongjian himself did not know.If he knew, he would probably imagine Jobs' ashen face, and wake up with a smile from his dream?After all, this product makes it so that the employees of the rival company will buy their own company's products. Isn't this the coolest thing? (to be continued...)