Coquettish Rebirth

Originally, before the old man came to the stage, the "idle people" on that stage were not idle.Some of them sell things like rural people, carrying a pole to sell dates, and some of them are like the legendary camel Xiangzi, pulling people in rickshaws. It looks like a street scene in the late Qing Dynasty .

The person who came up to perform the a cappella "Taiping Lyrics" was not someone else. Many audience members recognized it at a glance. Among them, the tall and thin old man who was singing the "Taiping Lyrics" was the old man Ma Sanli!This Ma Sanli is so well-known in China, even if you are a southerner, you have heard Ma Sanli's classic stand-up comedy like "Teasing You" before.This old man is already 85 years old this year - the old man was born in 1914!

As for the old man, he brought his son Ma Zhiming, also known as Young Master Ma, to the stage.The old man brought his son up, which is also obvious. What came was a cross talk drama, which combined the modes of cross talk and "drama" to perform makeup performances to show a historical change of cross talk, so as to reflect it through cross talk Changes in society as a whole...

Now, after the old man sang a short piece of Taiping lyrics like this, a group of braided robes who had been "wandering" on the stage before soon surrounded him.Seeing people coming, Mr. Ma greeted his son to start talking about cross talk—"On and off the field, three old and four young, gentlemen, bosses, there are quite a few people here today, I heard that there are tens of thousands of people .Today, nothing else. Our father and I came to pick up the thieves opposite each other, and served a few cross talks for you. Our father and I eat by pointing at this, drink by pointing at this, and have no other skills. , Let me tell you a few jokes, Lele, you have given away the money, we father and I will go back to buy porridge to drink. When we turn around, we will pick up the porridge bowl to fill our stomachs, and we will never forget your kindness!"

After such an opening, the old man and young master came to a traditional joke.This passage is about two people chatting.As a result, we chatted and found that everyone lived in Qianmen Street, but they didn’t know each other. Then we continued to chat, and found that we lived in a courtyard house, but we didn’t know each other. Then we continued to talk, and we all lived in the south room, and even slept in the I don't know each Kang.In the end, I didn't even know each other when I was sleeping under the quilt. In the end, I found out that the father and I were drinking and getting drunk, and they were chatting like strangers...

This joke is not very funny in itself, it is just an opening.After this passage is finished.At that time, Young Ma Ye took a fan and opened it, like a dustpan, asking for money from those who were listening to the cross talk.And at this time, some people are about to step back, and some people still want to leave!At this time, Mr. Ma began to speak: "Everyone, look at strangers with your feet on the ground, the city wall is so high that it depends on the help of everyone, nothing else. You are all leaders among the people, and members of the generals. It’s not that [-] mules and horses want your property, just reach out and touch a pocket, three melons and two dates, and pick up the porridge bowl to say hello to the old and young! If you have money, you can hold it If you don’t have any money, you can buy a personal game. Listen to me and don’t leave, otherwise others will want to leave after you walk. Then don’t blame me for speaking badly. No Tell the old and the young, I know a person whose wife steals men behind his back! And this person is here with us now, I will talk about a few more cross talks in a while, if he leaves, I will tell everyone who is he……"

As soon as the old man said this, the people who turned around and wanted to leave were immediately nailed to the spot and did not move!They also heard it.This old man is a bad move, that is to say, you can not give money but you are not allowed to leave. If you leave, don't blame him for telling the wife to steal the man behind his back!

When hearing this, Ye Jing couldn't help but frowned and said coquettishly. "Grandpa Ma is so old, why do you, Hung-chien, persuade others to say such disrespectful words?" Jia Hongjian smiled, "Why are these words disrespectful? It was one of the little tricks of talking cross talk on the street back then. How could it be the kind of ticket buying or TV cross talk back then? In those days, people would always want to run away after collecting money after the talk. Of course, the Eight Immortals crossed the sea and each showed their magical powers."

"Really?" Ye Jing was stunned for a moment, "Is it really like this back then?" Immediately, she became more knowledgeable!That's right, this program is arranged at the first place, and that is also to show how the cross talk was told back then.Of course, this way of showing the historical form of cross talk is not purely for showing history, what should be funny is still funny, and then the old man told his son a newly created joke. [

Speaking of which, the old man's jokes are different from ordinary people's jokes.The stories of the old man are usually stories in his life, and he usually doesn't take the initiative to satirize anyone - he was sent to work because of the satire back then.So after the old man suffered a loss, he basically didn't want to get involved in politics or wind direction, and he wasn't too willing to be particularly sarcastic.As for his joke, it talks about how ordinary people lived at home in the late Qing Dynasty, including some old customs—for example, the fifth day of the Lunar New Year is to welcome the God of Wealth, and when eating dumplings in the north, a copper coin is wrapped inside the dumplings. Whoever eats this copper coin will have good fortune in the coming year.So under this rule, on the fifth day of the lunar new year, people are generally not invited to eat at home, and they will not give their fake meals to others. Otherwise, what if the fortune is leaked?

Then the old man talked about how the Hui people celebrated the New Year in that year - the old man was also a Hui people!But even though they are Hui people, they are not too pious in terms of beliefs, they just don't eat big meat, and those who celebrate the New Year are still in accordance with the customs of Han people.So during the Chinese New Year, the Hui people in his description also want to eat dumplings, but they have no money to buy beef, so they want to get some vegetarian dumplings to eat.Then there was no noodles, so I asked the boss of the grain shop to pay on credit, but the boss refused to give credit at all, so in the end, the old man simply started to play tricks - he said good things and refused to give credit, right?That's ugly!See if the shopkeeper can stand being abused!Then, after such a mess, the other party really paid for it!The old man took the money and walked back while muttering, is the shopkeeper a bitch?If you say good things, you don't give them, but if you say bad things, you give them. Isn't this cheap?

As for the old man's joke, it made many people laugh.In fact, from Jia Hongjian's point of view, this joke may not seem very funny in itself, but under the interpretation of the old man, it still has some meaning!In fact, Jia Hongjian knew that the old man's joke was also a joke about the living conditions of ordinary people in different ages in order to match the theme.For example, the old man himself was born in the early years of the Republic of China, so Du Muran probably knew about the late Qing Dynasty, and at the same time, he was also familiar with the environment of the Republic of China. He understood it even more in the early days of liberation, and then in the late 70s and 80s At the beginning, he was finally rehabilitated, and his life began to get better. The old man is actually living history!The general changes in China in the past 80 years or so are all stored in his mind!

After the old man's performance here, Ye Jing, Su Ping, and even Jia Gang, there's still something to be desired!At this time, Jia Gang nodded and said to Jia Hongjian: "Hongjian's program is very good. I think it's entertaining and informative. It's entertaining and educational. It's very good, very good!" That's a must. good!This is just the beginning!There is no next series of things yet!After this series of things come out, Jia Hongjian is sure to win a lot of applause, and everyone will definitely give a thumbs up and say this is good!

In fact, it’s not like no one has ever done such a cross talk drama in the historical time and space of Jia Hongjian’s previous life—the old Guo Guo Degang did it in the century!However, it is said that the effect after doing it was not very good. Anyway, when it was halftime, there were audience members in the theater who were a little unhappy and shouted that they wanted cross talk instead of history class.Later, it was Lao Guo and Yu Qian who worked hard, and a group of young actors also worked hard, which made the audience relatively satisfied when the show ended. If they had to let others go, the audience might just boo and boo them off the stage!

But why did Guo Degang do something that was not very flattering in his previous life, but why does Jia Hongjian still do it now?Mainly because of the different times!To put it bluntly in later generations, there are various forms of entertainment, which brings considerable challenges to cross talk and the like, requiring them to provide more happiness than other forms of entertainment in order to retain audiences .Not to mention that the audience all bought tickets to enter the arena, and they all paid a lot of money for the tickets!Even, these audiences have long been cultivated by Guo Degang's cross talk - cross talk actors are the same as businessmen, it is a two-way choice for customers.Customers choose desirable products, and merchants also choose consumers who meet their requirements.The final selected consumers of Lao Guo’s cross talk must have followed his previous routine. In the past, Lao Guo’s cross talk was purely funny, and even deliberately developed in a vulgar way, and then suddenly it became more elegant, Those who come here for vulgarity must be dissatisfied and not buy it!Not to mention that people still spent money!

But it is different in this era. In this era, cross talk has just returned to theaters, and Guo Degang has not yet mixed in. It can be said that audiences are more used to cross talk at evening parties and TV.Under such circumstances, this kind of cross talk drama made in a more elegant direction is relatively funny and has cultural content. Can this not win a lot of applause?Sometimes the evaluation of the market depends not only on the quality of the product itself, but also on the quality of competitors!Like now, what is the level of the competitors in the China Satellite TV show?The cross talk at each party was so hard to laugh after listening to it, all kinds of nurses led the audience to applaud in the audience!With this kind of competitor, Jia Hongjian and the others have Ma Sanli on their side, so they are afraid that they will not be able to compete, and they will not be able to win the whole house?Are you afraid that you won't be able to make a difference?How can it be! (To be continued. If you like this work, you are welcome to come to the starting point to vote and monthly pass. Your support is my biggest motivation. Mobile phone users, please go to m to read.)

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