Coquettish Rebirth

When some so-called TV industry insiders paid attention to the ratings frenzy of China Satellite TV, the employees of China Satellite TV rejoiced for their ratings frenzy, and then they could finally go to the Golden Week with peace of mind. Jia Hongjian didn't relax as much as his employees or Lao Hou.On the morning of October [-]st, he woke up very early—in fact, it wasn't that early, it was just that he didn't wake up at noon as usual.

Why did he get up so early?It's very simple! The 50th Anniversary of the Founding of the People's Republic of China, he had to watch it anyway!To be honest, the 50-year military parade looks better to Jia Hongjian than the 60-year military parade. Why?Because of the 60th anniversary of the military parade, due to the shooting angle and other reasons, when soldiers wearing white gloves took a goose step, it seemed that their hands were not in a straight line at all!This is definitely not in line with Jia Hongjian's aesthetics!

In fact, it’s not just Jia Hongjian who sees it this way. During the 60th anniversary of the military parade, many people on the Internet complained that the director who filmed the military parade at that time was too low-level, and it is said that she was a female director—of course, Jia Hongjian’s love for women Sex does not discriminate. He believes that a female director can make a good military parade, but by the way, this female director is a director who doesn't know how to shoot a military parade. 』It doesn't matter.

However, that’s what I said, but in fact Jia Hongjian knew in his heart that the video of the military parade made by this female director is actually quite good in foreign countries—not to mention the military parade in India that is like juggling The country is now. When other countries in the world parade, where is there any special training for half a year or a few months, and then the pace of 144 steps per minute is fixed? limited?Really no!

Where is the military parade of other countries in the world as "perverted" as China's?According to what a netizen in Jia Hongjian’s previous life said, he was just an ordinary Chinese student studying in France, and he could sign up for the military parade whenever he saw the National Day in France—not just an ordinary people’s phalanx, but a direct Wearing a military uniform can enter a square formation similar to the Foreign Legion and enter the grand scene!

On National Day, one of the five hooligans like France, there are foreign students who can go in and mix things up. Where do foreign students have time to train?So how is the quality of the entire military parade team?Then think about it and you will know!Although this kind of phalanx and goose step are all passed from Europe, because the accuracy of the gun is really worrying in the era of queuing up to shoot - if it exceeds 50 meters, it will not know where it will fly. !So, in this case, it is natural to form a scene to kill, as long as there are more people, they shoot together.There is always a chance of hitting someone, right?So it became a platoon tactic.As for the gun platoon tactics, the density of firepower is required to be as high as possible, that is, to allow more people and guns to fire within a given length of the row, so the people in the first row at the end will naturally be side by side. .But in ancient times, unless it was a spear array.Otherwise, it is basically impossible to stand shoulder to shoulder—how can you fight with the opposite side?I don't even have room to show off, okay?

However, although things like goose step were passed down from Europe, the European goose step is not as good-looking as China's goose step, and their people don't like to watch goose step.Why is the goose step invented in Europe, but their goose step is not good-looking?The simplest reason is also because they started from actual combat. For example, the Germans invented the legendary "goose step" method of going forward. What about this kind of step.That was in the era of queuing up and shooting, facing the enemy's artillery fire and stepping on the drums of the military band while standing side by side, they kept moving forward until they were 50 meters ahead of the opposite side, and then they fired guns and then went up to fight with bayonets!

What's so good about walking side by side on the battlefield?That's all about practicality.And when did China learn to go forward?Then there is no need to line up and shoot!So China has learned to go forward, and it is purely used to train probabilities. Just like other internal affairs regulations, it is purely a conditioned reflex to train recruits to directly obey military orders without thinking about it.Then this kind of positive step has no historical burden, so it can naturally be as good as it looks.So China's goose step is the most special in the world.The gap between anyone is relatively large, and it is allowed to swing the arms diagonally!And the goose walk in Germany, because it was something that came off the battlefield back then, when walking, you can only swing your arms back and forth, because on the real battlefield, people are shoulder to shoulder, and there is no gap. Let go?

Basically in military parades all over the world.Then the pace and posture of the phalanx during the Chinese military parade are the most beautiful, but also the most demanding!China's military parade is so strict that everyone becomes a robot, and the height of the legs must be exactly the same!Can this be done by other countries?This means that there is no cavalry team in China to participate in the military parade now, otherwise if there is.Jia Hongjian reckoned that according to the aesthetics of the Chinese people, the pace of every horse must be uniform! [

From this point of view, the aesthetics of Chinese people is actually quite strange. Maybe everyone is used to collectivism. At least in the army, they all require the suppression of individuality and uniformity. The so-called army is a big melting pot.Therefore, when many people appreciate the military parade, they also pay attention to the uniformity.And in the relatively recent military parade, what was really neat and uniform, what Jia Hongjian remembered was the 50th anniversary military parade!

This military parade can be said to be the best one in Jia Hongjian's memory. On the one hand, the various equipments are relatively modern, and on the other hand, all the equipment used are 81 loads!This 81-bar gun looks much better than the back rifles of later generations, because it is long!It's long, add a bayonet, and then stand forward when walking, it's like escorting the comrades in front to go forward!Then, after holding the eight-one bar, with the uniform pace and movements of the Chinese military parade, which even looks like a clone army, this kind of military parade is really scary-the military parade is like a robot team, Without any mercy, when advancing like this, even if the comrades in front suddenly stop in case of a situation, the bayonets of the people behind will directly pierce it!This shows Bi's ruthless and firm confidence!It can be said that in this military parade, what you see is this kind of coldness that goes forward and shows no mercy!After all, no matter how warm the army is, they are also sharp knives, so they must always be prepared for external use!And when it is used externally, of course there should be no mercy!

Jia Hongjian got up so early that day, which surprised Ye Jing and his parents. They had never seen Jia Hongjian get up so early when he was free—they even remembered Jia Hongjian's "Quote": I think I'd like my morning if it came later.

"Hung-chien, why did you get up so early?" Ye Jing asked in surprise.She knew that Jia Hongjian really went to bed late and woke up late. She was considered a guest at Jia's house, and she was embarrassed to stay in bed every day, so she often got up at seven or eight o'clock in the morning-after all, this was at Jia's house, and she always She won't always sleep in the same bed with Jia Hongjian. Except for a few sneaky "touches" and "intimacy", they sleep in separate rooms at other times. After all, she is a little girl, and she should also pay attention to herself in the eyes of her future mother-in-law. image!You can't let the future mother-in-law think that her future daughter-in-law is very casual and can be tricked into sleeping easily, right?

"I want to watch the military parade, my dear!" Jia Hongjian who came out of the bathroom blinked and said.Even though he got up early today, he still ran to the bathroom and squatted for 20 minutes before coming out. "Military parade?" Ye Jing was stunned for a moment, "That's right, there is a military parade today, I forgot about it!" How could it be possible that the girl who came out of the military compound didn't love the military parade?At that time Ye Jing became excited.

At this time, Jia Hongjian added mysteriously, "And our family's car may also participate!" He reminded Ye Jing immediately, and indeed, Huaxia Hi-Tech also The one who provided Boss Jiang's car after the military parade!Hiss, this is really interesting!But wait!What is our family? "Who, who is with your family?" At that time, she blushed and said, Su Ping and the others were still there!Why doesn't this make her blush?How can parents hear this kind of flirting in private?How embarrassing!

"Hey..." Jia Hongjian smiled, and dragged Ye Jing, who was not very happy, to the living room.After arriving at the living room, I saw my father sitting on the sofa, looking at the central one. "Auntie, why don't you come and have a look together?" Ye Jing walked to the edge of the sofa and greeted Su Ping proactively. "Ah? I don't like to watch this stuff, you should watch it." Su Ping waved her hand and said.As a result, Jia Hongjian was not happy when he heard this, "Mom, look at you, our family of three is here... Hey... Ye Jing, why are you pinching me? This is a group activity, Mom, what are you doing?" Don't fall behind, if you don't like to watch, come and watch with us!"

"Hahaha, good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good mother." Said, Su Ping put down the magazine in her hand, walked over with a smile and sat next to Ye Jing, picked up a fruit on the coffee table and asked Ye Jing "Do you want some fruit, Xiaojing? Auntie will peel it for you." "It's okay, Auntie will take it if I want to eat it." Ye Jing hurriedly said politely.As for Jia Hongjian, he rubbed his pinched thigh and said to his mother, "Mom, what age is this? You still have to peel apples after eating them? Why don't you just eat them raw?" ?”

According to Jia Hongjian's impression, it seems that in the 80s and early 90s, apples were eaten without peeling. At that time, a manual peeling machine was invented - the axis was three horizontal steel needles. After plugging it in and shaking it, a blade will come over and gradually peel off the apple skin.This kind of thing will never be seen in the 21st century!In the 21st century, who eats apples and still peels them?If you want to cut it, you have to cut it by hand!

"Hey! There might be pesticides on the skin of this apple! It doesn't mean that it will be clean after washing, it's better to peel it!" Su Ping said with her simple hygiene concept, "No matter how much they spray pesticide ’, it won’t be sprayed into it through the skin, right?” (To be continued. If you like this work, you are welcome to come to the starting point to vote, monthly pass, your support is my biggest motivation. Mobile phone users, please go to m to read .)

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