Coquettish Rebirth

Chapter [-] Airplane Adventures——

Chapter [-] Airplane Adventures

Jia Hongjian and Ding Sanshi stood at the entrance of Huaxia Hi-Tech's office building and were about to leave. After saying goodbye to everyone, Jia Hongjian stopped and opened the box, and took out two toilet mats that looked like they had shrunk. stuffed things into Ding Sanshi's arms.

Ding Sanshi looked at the toy in his hand. This toy was in the shape of a ring, with a gap of about ten centimeters in the middle, and there was a big gap at one end of the ring. The thing on the toilet seat that prevents the butt from catching cold when pooping in winter.However, this thing is much harder than the toilet mat cover. Although it is a bit elastic, it may still be a bit uncomfortable to sit on, and it is also small in size.

Is this thing for people with hemorrhoids?Does Mr. Jia have hemorrhoids?No, generally these teenagers can get hemorrhoids?But Ding Sanshi doesn't have hemorrhoids either!When he followed Jia Hongjian to the side of the road and prepared to take a taxi, he cautiously said to Jia Hongjian, "Boss, I don't have hemorrhoids, what are we using this cushion for?"

Who knew that when Jia Hongjian heard this, he looked astonished, and then slapped him on the shoulder fiercely, and then burst out laughing. At the end of the laugh, he leaned forward and backward!Seeing Jia Hongjian laughing like this, Ding Sanshi was so confused!At the critical point of confusion, perhaps influenced by the nature of social animals, he was even induced by Jia Hongjian to laugh, just smiling and looking at Jia Hongjian in confusion.

Finally, after Jia Hongjian squatted on the curb covering his stomach, he heard Jia Hongjian say in a breathless voice: "This is used to wrap around the neck to relax your cervical spine." Yes. 14 hours of transoceanic flight without this thing, your neck will be hard to sleep on the back of the chair... Hahaha! Hemorrhoid cushion! Hemorrhoid cushion!"

Hearing this, Ding Sanshi, the normally smiling little fat man, blushed!wipe!Was it meant to be clipped around the neck? Tmd, this time it is decisively embarrassing, is it really a local leopard?However, Ding Sanshi's character was quite good. After he regretted it for a while, seeing Jia Hongjian's out of breath laughing and even clutching his stomach, he also laughed.

After finally both of them stopped laughing, the taxi came.After getting into the car, Ding Sanshi suddenly thought of something. He suddenly felt that Jia Hongjian, as a leader, is quite good at taking care of others!If the bosses of other companies take their subordinates on a business trip, is there such a way to prepare small accessories for the subordinates without asking? "Hey, boss, have you ever taken a long-distance flight before? Otherwise, how would you know that it would be very tiring?" The smiling fat man suddenly thought of something and asked strangely.

"Stupid! If you take a hard seat on the train, you can do it for more than 20 hours. When you think about where there are many people, where do you sleep while sitting? It's not the position that humans are used to placing their head when they sleep, and it will definitely make your neck sore after an hour or two. If there is something on it, the back edge of the cushion will press against the back of the chair, at least your neck will not be affected much." Jia Hongjian casually He found a reason and said, of course he would not tell Ding Sanshi that he had actually flown across oceans in his previous life!

The two arrived at the airport with their air tickets. After passing through the security check and entering the terminal near the boarding gate, they waited for more than an hour before the plane arrived.This time, Jia Hongjian nodded his head. Originally, he wanted to buy the business class, but he was surprised to find that the business class of the flights for these two or three days were all sold out!The space of the business class is larger than that of the economy class, and the gap between the seats of the economy class seems to be smaller than that of the bus of later generations. It will be a bit uncomfortable to sit like this for a few hours, let alone This kind of long-distance flight takes 14 hours!

Jia Hongjian boarded the plane together with the excited chubby Ding Sanshi. Ding Sanshi was just like Grandma Liu entering the Grand View Garden. A small shelf provided newspapers for free, and he curiously took two copies of the newspaper... This attitude really made Jia Hongjian want to put up a sign saying that he and Ding Sanshi didn't know each other.

The positions of the two of them are relatively good, sitting in the first row closest to the cabin door.Because there are no seats in front of this seat, the legs can be even, it can be said that the price of economy class is the enjoyment of business class.After the two of them sat down, not long after, a fairy-like girl floated over and sat beside Jia Hongjian.

Why do you say that this girl is immortal?Because this girl is thin and small, about 155 by visual inspection, and her weight seems to be about 70 catties. To put it bluntly, this girl might be blown away by a typhoon—70 catties, which is Jia Hongjian’s weight half!

This fairy-like girl is wearing a white dress with some puff sleeves on the sleeves and some pleats and lace on the chest, making the whole dress look very q, a bit like the kind of pretense of the later generations.The girl's face is not bad, with a score of 70 to 75 by visual inspection. Although it is not as good as Wang Danshui and Ye Jing's kind of disaster, it can basically be regarded as a minor disaster.Such a pretty girl wearing such a white dress looks very cute and cuddly. If this girl can act cute and act like a baby, she will definitely attract the hearts of many men.

At this moment, only the sound of a child yelling came in from the cabin door. Whoops, Jia Hongjian's head grew louder when he heard this sound.No way, the cabin is so small, you can’t open the windows, and you have to stay in it for 14 hours. At this time, if there is a kid who hates a dog, a brat comes to make trouble and cry, it will really make the adults next to you There is an urge to beat the kid up.

After a while, a man and a woman led a child who looked very skinny into the cabin. He was still sitting behind Jia Hongjian and the others. The window, unexpectedly chose a location near the corridor, which is directly behind that fairy-tale girl.

"Fuck...the journey this time is uncomfortable..." When Jia Hongjian was talking to himself, he happened to see the fairy-like girl in white who was also sighing.The girl was surprised when she heard Jia Hongjian's words, and she immediately had a feeling of "you understand" with Jia Hongjian. She frowned and let out a long sigh.

Originally, Jia Hongjian wanted to comfort his sister, but at this moment, he suddenly found that Ding Sanshi, who had entered the Grand View Garden with Grandma Liu, was looking at the window of the plane very curiously. "Sanshi, what are you looking at?" He asked. "I want to see if this window is completely sealed." Ding San Shishi didn't answer.

"Why, do you want to open the window to smoke when we take off?" Jia Hongjian curled his lips and scolded him, "I sincerely advise you not to open the window, otherwise the wind will be too strong and the girl next to you will catch a cold, and the flight attendant will definitely I want to yell at you!"

As soon as Jia Hongjian said these words, the girl beside him burst out laughing.While covering her chest, she smiled: "Yes! You can't open the window, or I'll catch a cold. If you want to smoke, you go to the smoking room. There are special smoking rooms on the plane..."

ha!This girl actually got along well with Jia Hongjian?He actually likes such a spoof!Ding Sanshi's face was a little red when he was squeezed out by Jia Hongjian and that pretty girl. He really didn't want to smoke. Wasn't that just a moment of curiosity?

The plane took off without any delays this time. Jia Hongjian was very glad that he didn't encounter any passengers who checked in luggage on the plane, but people ran to eat or something, because planes are different from trains and cars. The hidden rule of the plane industry is that only When your luggage is on the plane, you must wait for someone.When later generations flew on business trips, Jia Hongjian would hear the ground staff girl at the airport looking for xxx passengers to get on the plane every time, and made a special statement that everyone on the plane was waiting for him.

After the plane took off and entered a smooth flight, the brat sitting behind the girl began to be dishonest.Probably because it was more exciting when taking off, but now it is not exciting to fly smoothly.He sang and danced in the back seat, causing the girl to frown and look back from time to time.The parents of that family are the same. Don't they know how to take care of the children so as not to affect others when they come out with their children?Just when Jia Hongjian was about to stand up and seek justice for the girl, he saw that girl suddenly called a stewardess.

"Hello, what can I do for you?" The pretty stewardess Shi Shiran squatted at the girl's feet, raised her head and asked with a smile. "I have a heart attack, and I can't stand too much stimulation. The kid in the back is a little too noisy. I'm afraid I'll get sick after flying for a few hours..." When she said this, the girl's face was obviously a little pale To put it bluntly, seeing her clutching her chest and gasping for breath, she might really be about to have a heart attack!

This frightened the stewardess, so she hurriedly communicated with the parents in the back seat, telling them that the child was about to have a heart attack because of the beauty of the little girl in front, and then hurried back to see how the girl was doing. "Is there any medicine in the bag? If there is any, take it out and take it quickly." Jia Hongjian also hurriedly asked concerned at this time, thinking that heart patients would definitely not put their medicines in a large suitcase, they must be in their carry-on bags with it.

The girl nodded after hearing Jia Hongjian's words, but she put her hand on the handrail and didn't stand up.Seeing her pale face and weak body, Jia Hongjian quickly stood up and helped her carry the bag. After finding the medicine, the stewardess brought mineral water, and several people hurriedly waited for the girl to take the medicine and drink the water. After a few minutes, seeing the girl's face gradually recovered.

At this time, the faces of the two parents with their children behind the girl turned pale!They understand their feelings. If they don't care about the child, they may kill the person directly in front of them. Afterwards, they even trained the child. If it wasn't for the fear of making the child cry again and making the girl fall ill again, they might just kill the child directly. hit on...

However, the two extremes of this kind of education really made Jia Hongjian feel helpless...

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