Coquettish Rebirth

"Then, professor, calm down...can you not include me? Let's discuss it? How about I give you some money so you don't want to write about me?" Jia Hongjian really felt that he had lost It's Collins!If you tell about your sister, the whole world will die of laughter, okay?The nouveau riche in mainland China spend money to find someone to brag about their achievements, but he, Jia Hongjian, instead forced money to scholars so that they would not brag about himself?It's not even the richest people in the mainland!Just the one from Chrysler, which sold 700 million copies everywhere, and took more than 80 commercials... That guy wants to brag about himself, right?There is also a character who is very similar to Rambo, the buddy who has earned 600 million in more than [-] days since he took office, I guess I wonder why there are still people like Jia Hongjian in the world who spend money to make people stop bragging about themselves Bar?

The question is, isn't Jia Hongjian planning to retire after 2012?You said that we are boasting so much now, and when we retire, the country asks us to come out as a consultant. Do you think we should come out or not?In the future, if the company is about to collapse, the whole world is calling for us to come out to save the situation. Do you think we should come out or not?If this comes out, and we are unable to turn the tide, then we will be ashamed?Isn't it almost the same as the evening festival?Besides, not only because of this reason, but from another perspective, isn't it the same as a little Chinese girl named "Snow White" by her parents?When I grow up with such a name, I feel so... sorry!Turning around, my classmates called me "Snow White", which made me seem so narcissistic... This, this, this... Hey!Jia Hongjian really can't stand it!

"Money? I'm not short of money. After this book comes out, I personally expect to sell less than 700 million copies. But 70 copies should still be able to sell. Then after you really lead the company to excellence, I don't want to sell this book. It is possible to sell 700 million copies, 7000 million copies! I will not ask for your money! You are my cash cow, understand? So Mr. Jia, you have to work hard, so that I can make money from royalties!" Who Knowing that Collins patted Jia Hongjian on the shoulder and said so!

This is your sister, it's the opposite of the sky!Neuropathy!How dare we let Jia Hongjian be a cash cow?At that time, Jia Hongjian thought of an idea, so he hurriedly asked: "Professor, don't be like this... I don't think any publishing society agrees with the content of your prediction in the last chapter, right? No editor-in-chief of any publishing house would think this kind of prediction. Is that correct? They will still publish the book for you? If I were the editor-in-chief, I would definitely ask you to delete the last chapter..." Jia Hongjian said this with a deep meaning!He just used an obvious doubt to hide a problem of his own - he wanted Collins to tell which publisher had negotiated with him!In this way, Jia Hongjian paid for the publishing house, wouldn't it be enough?Let's not say it later, let the editor discuss it with Collins.Just tricked him into deleting the last chapter, wouldn't it be fine?

But who knows what Collins said, "No publishing society is willing? Only a fool would not be willing! Do you know how happy they are when they see my outline for the last chapter? This is a gimmick, Mr. Jia! There are a dozen gimmicks As soon as the advertisement and the book come out, the American media will make a sensation! They are all wondering why I say you are the best CEO of this era, and they will be as curious as you were before why the so-called humility will become one of the criteria for a good CEO. My book became popular! It’s not a problem to sell 70 sets in the first year! Pulitzer once said that good news must be sensational! Our physical books are the same. There must be news and attract people Eyeballs must go against people’s first instincts and common sense! Only in this way can they arouse curiosity, and in this way they can be sold for money...By the way, you don’t want to spend money to buy the publishing house that will publish the book for me, right? Delusion! Let me tell you I can find any publishing house in the United States, and I can publish it with the content of my book! And the more you suppress me, the bigger the gimmick! At that time, I can print on the cover of the book—the book Jia Hongjian most wants to ban! A secret that Hung-chien absolutely does not want to be leaked! Collins will decipher the necessary qualities of a top CEO for you! Jia Hung-chien strongly opposes the publication of top-secret content!"

I fuck?Brother, are you serious?Are you... are you going to die?Believe it or not, do you dare to spend money to find a killer to kill you?Of course, Jia Hongjian's idea of ​​such a thing came out of anger, he really wouldn't do it.But this Collins is too irritating!We don't want to be famous, but he insists on forcing us to be famous!As a result, our various methods have increased his publicity gimmicks!Do you want to be so rascal?Brother, you are a professor!You have to teach your children!You are not the type of paparazzi to tempt celebrities to beat you!You are a scholar!You study business operations.Why are you so good at making stunts?

Jia Hongjian is helpless now!But who knew that when he was trying his best to deal with Collins, he saw Collins open his mind and said, "That's right! I don't just want to publish the English version! I also want to publish the Chinese version! That's right! I want to bring the book to your China. Talk to you about publishing in China! I want to let you Chinese know that there is a CEO in your country who is most likely to be the greatest in the world in 15 years! You are their hero! You It is their representative in the world! If you become the god of management in the future, you will become synonymous with China and the Chinese people! I will also release Japanese, Korean, Indian, Arabic, Russian, Spanish, Portuguese version!

I want the whole world to know that you are my favorite CEO!I want the whole world to watch your progress. When you succeed, you will be like the CEO of Chrysler. You will have countless advertising contacts. You may sell 7 million copies if you publish a book casually. Well, you can run for the president of China!Then when you go to Japan, Korea, or India, countless crazy fans will greet you just like Michael Jackson!They will worship you and listen carefully to every word of your guidance.They'll even chip in and pay $50 for an hour of your free time just to talk to you about something..."

Big brother... let's stop making trouble?Jia Hongjian really admitted defeat at this time!Seriously, if Collins really did this kind of thing, how could he stop Jia Hongjian?Did he follow suit and bought all publishing houses around the world?Even if he dares to do this.Publishers all over the world are not stupid!If there is no prohibition clause, people will be able to sell the publishing house.Use this money to open another one later, will you buy it?Buy it well, take the money and open another one!

What, a no-entry clause?The purchase price must be very high... and the prohibition clause can only prohibit the current people in the publishing house from entering, at most it stipulates that their relatives cannot enter.But what if someone sells the news in private?It is impossible for Jia Hongjian to prohibit people who have never entered this industry before from entering the publishing industry, right?This can't be blocked at all, okay!Besides, even if it can be blocked, is this considered a monopoly?Buying all the publishing houses in a country, and then publishing a book... Is this a monopoly?Even if not.When this shit happened, the media questioned it, and the government investigated it, it also damaged Jia Hongjian's reputation!He loves feathers very much!

But no matter what!Jia Hung-chien doesn't want to be a star like Michael Jackson!He is just a businessman, don't let all kinds of reporters surround him as soon as he goes out, and all kinds of fans will immediately gather around him asking for autographs, okay?If what Collins said was so empty, would Jia Hongjian live a normal life?Can't even leave the house at all!And because of the kind of capabilities that Collins describes as top-tier CEOs.Chasing people down seems to be the same as just anyone on the side of the road in China!As long as you are firm enough, low-key enough, and humble enough, you don't need any special professional ability, as long as you can be a spiritual pillar... This kind of words will really make ordinary people feel that they can also be a top CEO, okay?Turning around, ordinary people gathered around and asked the retired Jia Hongjian.Can they recommend themselves to be the next CEO of Huaxia Hi-Tech... Your sister can't refuse the inquiries of more than a billion people, right?This will be exhausting!

Sincerely, Jia Hongjian has never encountered such a thing!He has really given up now, and really wants to ask, "Brother, tell me, what do you need to do to give up this idea, how many billion dollars do you want? Tell me!" He even wanted to say, "Brother, what do you think about me? Can I change it? Can I develop in various opposite directions tomorrow, can I start all kinds of bragging tomorrow? Brother, don’t write about me, can you?”

"Are you thinking. You're going to start doing the opposite, and start all kinds of bragging?" Collins asked with his eyes widened while observing Jia Hongjian.When Jia Hongjian heard this, he was shocked!This is the second time your sister has seen what Jia Hongjian is thinking, right?I wipe!Scientists just proved that the eyes are the windows of the human soul and can speak the silent language.Your sister’s Collins’s dog ears can’t be said to be able to hear people’s inner monologues, can they? "Hey, silly bird, can you hear me scolding you?" Jia Hongjian scolded in his heart.

"What? I'm surprised how I guessed your thoughts? It's all written on your face!" Collins explained with a smile.Fortunately, at least it proves that this guy can't read minds!While Jia Hongjian was thinking this way, he was planning how to persuade Collins.But before he could speak, he heard Collins continue: "But haven't you thought about it, if you act in the opposite direction, the result is not exactly the same as what I want to achieve. I made you so famous, you always Being watched by people all the time, being invited to talk about your experience all the time, you will always have fans, and various companies will ask you to speak for you... Isn't this the opposite of your current personality? Hahahaha...Okay, Okay, I was just teasing you just now. If I liked you, why would I force you to go that way? Didn’t I turn you into a bad CEO with my own hands? I have no grudge against you, and I will Don’t worry about my company, right? Don’t worry, I will still write about you, but I can’t write about Huaxia Hi-Tech, I can only write about Sherlock Holmes, and then hide your name. Only write that you are Mr. X, and don’t mention you position, and even mislead others a little, so that they don't know whether Mr. X is in the top position or not..."

I fuck?That seems to be okay?In this Sherlock Holmes company, Jia Hongjian is only the chairman and CEO. Although he is the CEO, Jia Hongjian is often not in the company, so the company's daily operations are actually in charge of Yang Zhiyuan and Zhang Chaoyang. Can be considered half a CEO!Who knows if Mr. X is talking about them?Right?Thinking of this, Jia Hongjian really felt relieved.

His heart was relieved, but Jia Hongjian stood up involuntarily, and then he walked around the coffee table uncontrollably and walked to Collins' side, and then he was controlled by someone. Just like that, he suddenly raised his foot and kicked at Collins!Dog days!You played with us for so long just now, and we were taken aback. It's very interesting, isn't it?interesting isn't it?Now we think kicking you is fun too!Thinking of this, Jia Hongjian kicked Collins away, causing the white man to fly sideways from the wicker chair, and then fell to the sidewalk more than a meter away!