Coquettish Rebirth

Jia Hongjian's script has been written, and of course this is the first version of the script.After spending two or three weeks thinking about it slowly, he finally fleshed out a series of plots.In such a version of the script, he can be said to have opened his mind!What do you mean by brain opening?Because on the whole, the plot of this film is quite different from the historical "Crazy Stone", and even overall, it is quite different from Guy Ritchie's "Two Smoking Barrels".It can be said that apart from being a few people and having all kinds of magical coincidences, Jia Hongjian's script is not so easy to remind people of "Two Smoking Barrels", at least not like "Crazy Stone". ", it makes people feel that the shooting techniques and even the space design of many shots are the same.

From this point of view, he, Jia Hongjian, is not necessarily more genius than Ning Hao, nor is he more aesthetically pleasing and capable than Ning Hao, but he just doesn't have that extravagant desire to deduce the structure of the plot to the extreme. The structure of a film like "Two Smoking Barrels" can be regarded as a god-level structure. Ning Hao wanted to modify it in history, but found that there was no way to surpass Guy Ritchie's design, so in the end he simply brought With the heart of paying tribute, it is almost copying other people's structure.For Jia Hongjian, it doesn't matter whether the structure is good or not.Because what he wants to do is a commodity, not a handicraft. What he wants to do is to amuse domestic audiences through a sincere movie. Amusing is the key, not how beautiful the movie is!So for Jia Hongjian, as long as the film is funny, it doesn't matter even if the structure is changed!

In "Crazy Stone", which he created in such a way, the whole plot is no longer a piece of emerald dug out in a handicraft factory.Instead, they suddenly dug out a wooden carving of the founding ceremony of the country's founding ceremony that was made by an old technician during the previous turbulent period!Such a wood carving was carved out of a centuries-old ebony tree trunk.Originally, I wanted to present a gift to the country at the earliest time.As a result, something happened. One of the main leaders, or a person next to the main leader, had an accident, and such a wood carving had the image of that person engraved on it!Will there be any political risk in presenting this?So the handicraft factory back then decided to destroy the finished product, but the old craftsmen were reluctant, so a group of people joined forces, and finally wrapped it up and buried it under the open space in the factory.Later, when the reform and opening up came, the person in charge retired and retired.Many people have gradually forgotten about the death of death, so such an ebony founding ceremony was forgotten in the open space of the factory!

But when the handicraft factory was about to close down and was about to lay off its employees, such a thing was accidentally dug out.This one is priceless!Now the future of the handicraft factory is coming—how much ticket money can it earn just for the exhibition?Even if there is a boss who buys it, why not spend tens of millions of RMB?This time, the entire handicraft factory was brought back to life!With tens of millions, they can even transform into a woodcarving factory or something.When money is not a problem, many problems are not a problem!

But at such a time, there is a boss who has long been optimistic about the location of the handicraft factory in the urban area, because the location is really good, the surrounding facilities are complete, and the transportation is convenient.If it is taken down and developed into real estate, it will make a lot of money!However, the handicraft factory suddenly discovered ebony wood carvings, which immediately interfered with the plan of the real estate owner!However, in order to obtain a bigger title, this handicraft factory can make money before a boss comes to buy wood carvings.I thought of applying for the certification of the World Sigini Encyclopedia.But who knows that the most famous Shanghu Skiney in China in the World's Genie Collection is not actually a branch of the World's Genie, but a domestic copycat organization.Although there are various industrial and commercial certifications, what Li Gui's organization does is not a world record at all, but a copycat Chinese organization.And such a well-known copycat institution in mainland China happens to be run by the father-in-law of such a real estate boss!

So when I found out that the handicraft factory was going to apply for Shanghai Skini certification, which was managed by my father-in-law, the real estate owner asked them to send salesmen over, but after collecting the money, they would not give the handicraft factory certification, saying that the products of the handicraft factory could not be certified. !In this way, won't the exhibition business of the handicraft factory be able to continue?Wouldn't it be easy to buy the entire handicraft factory in this way?In addition, it will be easier to recruit some people to make trouble in the past!But who knew that after the certifier came to this city, he didn't meet the person sent by the handicraft factory to pick him up for some reason, so he ran to the city and found a hotel to stay in.In the end, it was enough to stay here, and I thought about going out to find a sex worker to relax! .I was so lucky that I also ran into Brother Dao and the others playing Immortal Dance!This brother asked his girlfriend to pretend to be a sex worker to attract people with foreign accents, and after taking off his clothes, this brother pretended to be a policeman and came to arrest people!This pretense that the police came to arrest people, handcuffed them, then dragged them blindfolded to a "police station" in the wilderness, detained them, and fined them [-] yuan. Anyone would be caught!And no one will feel that they are being blackmailed!

But when Brother Dao and the others were waiting for the "fine" to be remitted to the account, they were bored to "interrogate" such a certifier, but they heard about the ebony wood carvings in the handicraft factory and the certification fee-it is said that the cost of this type of factory If it is certified, it will cost 5 a certification fee, and it will be paid regardless of whether it is successful or not!Brother Dao and the others came up with an idea!So after receiving the "fine" from the family of the certifier, they announced that such a certifier would be detained for 15 days, and then Brother Dao and others put on makeup and became a certifier from a big city, and ran to the hotel. Just happened to be met by the people from the handicraft factory, and treated as a real authenticator by the people from the handicraft factory!

It can be said that this is the case, through the development of various clues, Jia Hongjian gradually made the real estate owner, the handicraft factory and Brother Dao and other local gangsters intertwine together, and the three gangs began to fight each other!Each gang has to deal with the other two gangs.And in such a process of fighting each other, all kinds of jokes appeared frequently!Mixed with some overall joke designs designed by Jia Hongjian before, it can be said that the funny ability of such a script itself is really not inferior to the original "Crazy Stone", but there is only one problem, that is, after Jia Hongjian After the transformation, this movie can no longer be called "Crazy Stone", but can only be called "Crazy Wood" or "Crazy Woodcarving"!

It took Jia Hongjian a little more time to go back and forth to perfect such a script. After the script was basically finalized, he took the script to hand over assignments to various sponsors in exchange for money.For such a script, the manufacturers are generally satisfied, so in just a few days, the advertising placement fee of more than 700 million yuan will definitely come into Jia Hongjian's pocket!

After basically confirming that the sponsorship could be in place, what Jia Hongjian did at first was to find actors and crew members.Needless to say about the actor, of course we have to find the original actor of "Crazy Stone", first of all, Guo Tao.Guo Tao actually has a lot of work this year. A month ago, he had just finished filming a TV series called "Miao Cuihua", in which he played the role of Miao Cuihua's husband, while the emperor was Wu Jing played the role with such a baby-faced star.After such a drama ended, Guo Tao originally wanted to take a break, and then seriously consider whether to take over the filming of a family ethics TV series "Family Change", which will start filming next year.Such a TV series will be about a big family. There are four children in the Liu family, and Guo Tao will play the boss.Such a story, in short, is a story about an old man who occupied the two sisters when he was young--in fact, it is not that kind of occupation, which means that when he was young, the old man of the Liu family fell in love with the older sister of the two sisters and got married. The younger sister fell in love with another person, but she accidentally became pregnant.At this time, my sister's boyfriend was suppressed and oppressed because of political issues, and was finally exiled to the frontier. My sister's stomach was getting bigger, so I couldn't have a baby without a name.

So the younger sister borrowed her older sister's name, and later gave birth to a child in the hospital as an older sister.Not long after, it was rumored that the younger sister's boyfriend died in the frontier, and at this time the elder sister in the sisters died of illness, so later on, due to various opportunities, the younger sister married the elder sister.Then Guo Tao is going to play the boss in this play, that is to trace the life experience of the family members, and suddenly found that his mother was the elder sister of the two sisters. My sister has something to do with it!All of a sudden, Guo Tao is tantamount to reporting that his current mother killed his own mother, and those who regret him will commit suicide or something...

As for such a play, it's quite ordinary, but it's just a play for mother-in-law and mother-in-law.Guo Tao was prepared to accept it, but at this moment, he suddenly received a call from Shanghai.In the phone call from Shanghai, a woman said that Jia Hongjian, a young film talent who is now well-known throughout the country, asked Guo Tao to go to Shanghai to audition by name, saying that she had arranged a role for him and wanted to invite him. Let's see if he can act in a movie!It was like a pie falling from the sky, but it made Guo Tao a little dizzy!This is Jia Hongjian!Jia Hongjian made a big movie!They are all produced in hundreds of millions, and they are all sold well in the United States!Such a big-name producer now asks Guo Tao to audition by name?This, this, this... he must go!