Coquettish Rebirth

Although Lao Mouzi commented that the plot of Jia Hongjian's movie was a little loose, Zhang Jiayan didn't feel it when watching it.At this moment, she only felt that the movie was so interesting!How interesting?Looking at the handsome and gentle Dao brother, he is obviously a local thief, but he has a variety of lines, saying that being a thief is like being a financial elite!He talks about projects, return on investment and so on all day long, plus the bullshit he and his girlfriend brag about, it really makes people feel that he is really not a thief!But just such a person's performance, coupled with Huang Bo's short temper, the whole thing looks very funny-for example, they saw some magical cloning card technology abroad on the Internet, how did they make it by themselves? Zhang card cracked the information of other people's card, and then you can put it in the ATM machine to withdraw money.

This brother is doing all kinds of research, and he started to go to the American forum with a Chinese-English dictionary to find someone to discuss, but after discussing it all night, he with dark circles heard such a proposal from Hei Pi—"Fei Why do you do that? Let’s just wait outside the bank at night, and if someone comes to withdraw money, we’ll take him to an alley and beat him until he reveals the password, right? Why don’t we discuss this with the Americans?” When I heard this, the audience burst into laughter!At least Zhang Jiayan really has a sense of IQ superiority at this time!She really thinks that what Hei Pi said is right, and even thinks of some movies like Ocean's Eleven in the United States, where money is stolen and all kinds of high-tech, etc. She thinks that stuff looks so empty now, if Hei Pi If Pi went to that movie, it is estimated that Americans still have all kinds of high technology and have not yet entered the casino. This black skin has already been beaten with a hammer, and the relevant person told him the password!How interesting and hilarious it is to compare!

Then, Zhang Jiayan also saw Brother Dao and the others in order to cheat money, this eldest brother actually turned into a woman directly, which is quite coquettish!In addition to being a bit tall and having a bit big bones, she really has a bit of a beautiful background!Then watching the fat certifier being seduced, the two entered the rental room.In the end, the "policeman" Hei Pi who was supposed to come up to catch the adulterer ran into a real policeman, and the upstairs Dao brother disguised as a woman was caught out of the toilet by the fat man again, and he was directly pressed on the bed for kissing. Everyone laughed!At this time, Brother Dao couldn't speak, because his voice was male, and if he spoke, he would definitely reveal his secrets, and he couldn't resist when he resisted.Being pressed down by the fat man, he couldn't even get up, and as a result, he was so disgusted that he could only avoid the fat man's kisses in various ways.This scene made everyone's stomach hurt from laughing!

These days, people don’t have the concept that homosexuality is very common, so when they see such a scene, they don’t think it’s homosexual or dirty. It's too funny to be able to hide in various ways.It really feels like a woman hides from a man!In the end, Heipi finally came, and after the three criminals put the fat man on a hood and transported him to the "police station" in the wilderness, the three of them began to prepare for swindling again.Then he had to pretend to be an authenticator to cheat money, but in the end he cheated the handicraft factory, and even cheated Mr. Xu played by Xu Zheng on a whim!This is too funny!The three scammers actually cheated the owner of the family, and the authenticator was sent by Mr. Xu!Brother Heipidao and the three of them don't know yet, so they really pretended to be serious to deceive!Then the audience looked at Xu Zheng's surprised expression.My stomach hurts from laughing again!

At least when Zhang Jiayan saw it now, her abs were about to cramp from laughing!She never thought that movies could be so hilarious!This movie is not halfway through now, she laughed more than the total number of other movies in her life - of course, the main reason is that she hasn't seen too many comedies before.At this time, she already had a stomachache, and then looked at the various equipment bought by the elite criminals from Hong Kong and Hong Kong that Mr. Xu had found from the street stalls, and all kinds of problems occurred frequently, and even the ropes were short of weight. The two are much shorter.After listening to the criminal's sentence "I'll fuck you up, profiteer", there was another burst of endless laughter in the audience!At this time, Zhang Jiayan was covering her belly and laughing almost silently.Almost out of breath!

She thinks this plot is too down-to-earth!There are so many profiteers in China. At first, everyone didn’t think much of it, but after seeing all kinds of high-profile figures coming over, they were planning to learn the high technology of Hollywood blockbusters, but they were rejected by our locals. The small merchants and peddlers vomited blood, which really gave everyone a sense of IQ superiority!There is really a kind of unbearable sense of hilarity when seeing a handsome pretender suddenly step on a banana peel and drop a dog to eat shit!

After seeing the end of such a movie, basically the entire audience, regardless of age.It was a stomachache from laughing, as if I had just done an hour and a half of ab exercise!Many people estimate that they will not be able to get up the next day because of the soreness of the abdominal muscles!When Zhang Jiayan finished reading, she went out with her parents.It was still the three of them who were talking about the plot with great interest.When he was going to get the car, the father suddenly said, "This movie is so down-to-earth, I think it looks better than blockbuster movies like "Hero"!"

Upon hearing this, Zhang Jiayan was about to nod her head!Really, let her think about it carefully, this film is really grounded, and the life of various citizens is so real!And when it comes to this film, I don’t know why, but I feel full of sincerity, I feel that the whole film is funny, there is nothing I can’t understand, anyway, I feel that the jokes come and go, it’s really uncontrollable want to laugh!I didn't expect Jia Hongjian to be so talented, and the films he made were so funny!Just when Zhang Jiayan was thinking this way, she heard her mother agree with her and said: "That's right, the film I watched is better than other films. The films made by other directors are often incomprehensible." , it makes people feel boring, but this film is still interesting. Then Jia Hongjian is really capable, and the things he makes are so funny! I think he is much more capable than directors like Zhang Yimou!"

That's right, Jia Hongjian's film is full of sincerity, and he doesn't put on airs at all, and he doesn't intend to educate the audience at all.There is nothing literary or artistic about his film, the Chiguoguo is just a joke, he just wants to amuse everyone wholeheartedly!And these things have been felt by the common people!Maybe ordinary people can't sum up the difference between Jia Hongjian and those directors, but everyone can feel that Jia Hongjian is different, and everyone prefers Jia Hongjian's method!

As far as Jia Hongjian is concerned, is he not capable of literary style?He can too!Like the film "Tang Monk", even if our core idea is to steal or plagiarize others, after we have been transformed, no one can say that we plagiarized. Everyone has to say that we are indeed literary and artistic. Depth!So it's not like Jia Hongjian can't make up a deep plot!And the obscure plot, is this difficult to shoot?It's not easy for people to understand our photos, but is it difficult to make people unable to understand?Bai Juyi's poems must be comprehensible to old women, and even uneducated old ladies can understand his poems, so he is satisfied.How did this allusion come down?Isn't it because what Bai Juyi can do is something ordinary people can't do?If you want to use allusions, ordinary people can't understand it, but a cultural person can do it!Why do other people have no allusions, but Bai Juyi has allusions?From a certain point of view, to make poetry well, have artistic conception, and make the uneducated people understand, this is the skill, and this is the high difficulty!

It's the same with movies, what's so difficult about making a movie that no one can understand? Is it so difficult to make a movie that makes people feel "unclear"?Damn Jia Hongjian put all kinds of Freud's dream analysis content, and put the libidinal theory on the reaction of various characters and so on. Ordinary people can't understand all kinds of things. What's so difficult about it?Otherwise, why is a literary youth like Nolan so favored in Hollywood? It's because the literary and artistic films he shoots can also be understood by ordinary people. This has commercial value, okay?

In Jia Hongjian's area, first, he didn't want to educate the common people, and second, he didn't want to entertain the common people.And he believes that such an approach is the best way to slap the Chinese director circle in the face!What "The Promise" and "The Orphan of Zhao" are all gimmicky, and they all want to entertain and educate, and play tricks, but Xu Zheng came over and made a "Tai囧" in a down-to-earth manner. Is it on fire?Jia Hongjian is learning from Xu Zheng, and he wants to use such a cost-free film to tell the directors in China who are quite talented in literature and art - don't pretend to be so awesome!Do you really think you are an intellectual?Damn you can't even eat enough, you can't even support your wife and children, what kind of art do you play?You deliberately make art so that others can't understand it, and you still think you are quite cold, right?You still think you are pretty, don't you?A group of people are flattering each other in the small circle, and you think you are quite a master, right?These people should really go back and re-read the chairman's "Speech at the Yan*an Forum on Literature and Art".

"Because many literary and art workers are separated from the masses and live an empty life, of course they are not familiar with the people's language. Therefore, their works not only appear to be language-insipid, but also often contain some invented words that are opposed to the people's language. Inconsistent words and phrases.” “The thoughts and feelings of our literary and art workers are integrated with those of the masses of workers, peasants and soldiers. And to become one, we should earnestly study the language of the masses. If you don’t even understand a lot of the language of the masses, what are you talking about?” What about literary and artistic creation? Heroes have no place to exercise their talents. That is to say, your set of principles is not appreciated by the masses. The older you are and the more you look like a "hero" in front of the masses, the more you have to betray this set. The more I won't buy your account."

have a look!What the old man said decades ago, but now a group of literary and artistic youths still don’t understand it, and still think that the small circle is very beautiful!They also looked for reasons, saying that the funds were insufficient and the environment was not good!Your sister, Jia Hongjian still doesn't need money to make a profitable film for them to see!Let them know that they can't compare to Jia Hongjian when it comes to literature and art, they can't compare to Jia Hongjian when it comes to making money, and even when it comes to filming and being a director, they can't compare to Jia Hongjian's down-to-earth and honesty!