Coquettish Rebirth

The negotiation between Huaxia Hi-Tech and Apple has begun.According to Apple's thinking, it seems that such a negotiation should be sent by Sherlock Holmes, the North American subsidiary of Huaxia Hi-Tech.Although logically speaking, this Sherlock Holmes is an independently operated company, but who made them a company whose 100% equity is controlled by Huaxia Hi-Tech?And it's not a listed company. Isn't this what the boss says?Besides, most of the Sherlock Holmes company are Americans, and the Chinese and Chinese add up to less than ten people, basically all of them are high-level, and even the middle managers of the company are Americans.So if Sherlock Holmes sends someone over, it is obvious that he understands the business rules of the United States very well, and then everyone can talk about it efficiently, right?

But who would have guessed that Jia Hongjian didn't know what to think, but the person sent was not from Sherlock Holmes, but from the China Headquarters of Huaxia Hi-Tech!This is killing me!You must know that the person from the China headquarters sent here is still a 50-year-old aunt who doesn't know a little English!This aunt still brought her husband and children along with her parents-in-law!It's killing me!Although it is said that when Huaxia High-tech sent this aunt here, it also provided the aunt with a Chinese girl to translate, but the problem is that this girl speaks Chinese-style English, and the Apple-accented person can say anything casually It will take half a day to understand it!Then it’s fine if the aunt comes, and the interpreter’s accent is fine, but why the aunt and the translator didn’t think about hurrying up the negotiation with &chang&feng&{}.{}{x}.{} Doing business, anyway, wholeheartedly implying that Apple wants to bribe them commercially?Seriously, this aunt really didn't ask for money directly like a lion!What people want is another treat from Apple!For example, San Francisco next to Silicon Valley in the United States, and Los Angeles, where Mr. Jia and the others are located, are such fun places that Apple wants to entertain them, right?Then there are many things in the United States because of low tariffs.So the price is cheap, this aunt and her family want to shop, is this Apple company going to entertain them?Even if Apple doesn't help advance the money, at least find a few employees to find a few cars to help pick up the car and help introduce good places to shop, right?Looking at such an aunt's request, Apple is almost helpless!They never thought that there are so many messy things in doing business with the Chinese?

In fact, after hearing the hint from this aunt, the Americans really didn't understand, but they pretended to be stupid!They don't want to pay!After Apple reported it upwards, Jobs was not happy at the time!What kind of character is he, Old Joe?He has never been the only one to take advantage of others in the United States, and no one has ever dared to take advantage of him!Can he suffer?He still doesn't want to pay child support for the child born to him by his ex-girlfriend in various ways.Not to mention that these eight poles can't hit Chinese aunts who don't know at all!So this old Qiao was going to call Jia Hongjian to complain.But who knows at such a time.The aunt made a phone call to Apple executives who had just reported the situation to Jobs.This aunt was on the phone, she said a lot of things in a mysterious way, such as implying that she is a relative of a very influential person in China!She is not a wage earner who just joined Huaxia Hi-Tech Company. She was invited by Jia Hongjian to "supervise" the company!She doesn't have to do anything in this company.It doesn't even matter if you don't go to the company for a month.Salary paid!Said here.The aunt smiled and asked the Americans, do you know why this is?How can Americans not know the reason?Many Chinese people in China have never been to the United States and do not know the situation in the United States.Coupled with a lot of public bragging, many people think that everything in the United States is extremely pure, but it is not!

It is normal for various senior officials in the United States to become "consultants" or "directors" in large companies after retirement!What do they do when they become consultants and directors?You don’t need to do anything normally, don’t be too happy with your salary and bonus!But when there is something that needs them, they will come out and rely on their previous contacts to win over some congressmen and so on in Congress, and it is very likely that some policies of Congress will be biased towards these consultants and the companies that the directors work for!After all, these congressmen need money when they run for office, right?This kind of power-for-money transaction happens everywhere!All over the world, no matter the UK, Japan or the United States, there are plenty of them!Even Japan is a little more secretive. Members help some companies to do things, and they don't charge money at all!Why do you help if you don't charge money?

Because after retiring without receiving money, he can go to this company to receive a high salary, and then go to his juniors to teach them how to "invest in the future without being bribed"!There are so many smart people in the world, do you really think that only the Chinese are smart enough to trade power and money?There are so many smart people in the world, how many countries do people never think of using their power in exchange for some benefits?To survive in human society, there are always times when we need help from others and help others!So Apple's people understood what this aunt meant right away!From their point of view, this aunt might be considered a "lobbyist" or a "consultant"!Such an aunt, depending on her age, shouldn't be a former official of the Chinese government, right?But it is estimated that it may be the family members of former officials?Like sister or something?It's not impossible!It seems that people in the East are secretive when they do things. For example, Japanese congressmen can't collect money for doing things for companies!But in the United States, it is open and aboveboard to collect money as political donations!Under such a situation, might the Chinese be more reserved and secretive?

Then, if you say this, such a person must not be offended!It must be to arrange an itinerary for others, but then again, such a person is definitely not the main force in the negotiation!What does Huaxia Hi-Tech mean?Send such an "ancestor" over?It's okay to send the "ancestor" over to enjoy, but on the other hand, we have to send a real negotiator!Otherwise what does this mean?As a result, at such a time, just listen to what the aunt said, as long as I arrange an itinerary for her, then go back and negotiate.Just talk to a translator like that.The little girl who is the translator of Huaxia Hi-Tech is actually the negotiator for such a time...

ha?So a little girl is a negotiator?So a Chinese girl with an exotic English accent in the Chinese countryside?That girl looks like she's under 20, right?Is this true?Can such a little girl come to negotiate on behalf of Huaxia Hi-Tech?After hearing the report, Jobs couldn't figure it out!He hurriedly called Jia Hongjian to find out what was going on. "Huh? Well, that little girl is indeed our representative. Don't worry, she is a plenipotentiary representative. Although she looks very young, this is the reason why you Americans are not familiar with the appearance of Chinese, Chinese-American dress They all learned from the American mainstream, and they are different from the dress of our Chinese youth. Such a girl is actually almost 30, and has worked in the company for many years. She is absolutely capable and has a level. You can rest assured! As for such a girl Your honorable lady...you just find an interpreter to accompany their family to go shopping or something, and that will be a great help to our two families!"

In such a remark, Jia Hongjian didn't say at all what kind of "noble person" such an aunt is, anyway, he just said that this aunt is a noble person!Heard here.Jobs and the others can only believe it!But what they don't know is.This is also part of Jia Hongjian's spoofing of them!In fact, this aunt is not a noble person at all!A company like Huaxia Hi-Tech.That is much more powerful than Tencent in history. What kind of thigh does such a company need to embrace?Where is it not a central thigh enterprise in a region?The local government has to do everything possible to hug our thighs, okay?Besides, this company has Jia Hongjian.Not to mention that you can listen to Datian at any time, but it's not too bad. What thighs do you need?It is unwise to hug your thighs at this time, because if you hug your thighs, you will easily get involved in various political struggles!Put a little distance between us and show that we don't participate in politics. We support no matter who is on stage. We usually do things honestly. Which leader doesn't like this when he is on stage?

So in fact, such an aunt is not a noble person at all, and she is not a relative of a high-ranking official at all. In fact, she is a member of the laid-off female workers of a textile factory recruited by the company in the early 90s. To be precise, it was the textile factory union back then. Vice President!After this aunt was laid off, she came to Huaxia Hi-Tech through recruitment, and then she was in charge of various logistics work under the General Affairs Office of Huaxia Hi-Tech, from the purchase of stationery to the purchase of various lunch boxes.After so many years, not many people say that she takes kickbacks, but everyone in the company says she is good!Jia Hongjian chose such an aunt to come here, that is to give such an ordinary aunt a chance to have a good time!

Anyway, it’s all about making trouble for Apple, since it’s decided to torment Apple’s people to help carry the bag and help the car pick up and deliver, and get a fake “noble person”, why don’t you find an ordinary and extraordinary person in our company What about people?Such an aunt is really lacking in ability. She hasn't been promoted much in the past ten years. Although her salary has been increasing, but she is so old, it is really impossible for her to be the company's big housekeeper , can only serve such a big group behind the company like the old lady.If such a person is called by Jia Hongjian to come to the United States to enjoy and pretend to be aggressive, what kind of impact will it have on the whole company?This definitely shows that Jia Hongjian has not forgotten the most ordinary person in the whole company!Jia Hongjian didn't just pay attention to star employees!No matter how ordinary a person is, as long as he has made contributions to Huaxia Hi-Tech, Jia Hongjian will notice that at the right time, he will definitely let everyone have a glorious experience that can be said to last a lifetime!

So in fact, such an aunt came to "pretend to be aggressive" this time, and the money to go shopping behind the scenes was paid by Jia Hongjian!This time, Jia Hongjian directly told the employees of Huaxia Hi-Tech Headquarters that because the aunt had worked in the company for ten years, there was no credit but hard work, so he personally paid 8 yuan out of his own pocket this time. Combine 500 U.S. dollars for aunt’s shopping in the United States, and auntie and her family can take the special plane that Mr. Jia usually takes to come to the United States for a while!Hearing such a sentence at that time, the aunt was so excited that she covered her mouth for a long time and couldn't speak!With that look in her eyes and that expression, it looked as if she had won a huge prize of [-] million yuan!And the morale of the whole company was soared, I don't know how much!

Everyone understood at once, Mr. Jia didn't forget everyone, but he didn't just regard everyone as a production tool!Mr. Jia has everyone in his heart!To work for such a boss and work hard for such a boss is to be motivated from the bottom of your heart!When will I be able to be like this aunt, and be sponsored by Mr. Jia to go to the United States, Europe and Japan to pretend to be bullying... That life will be worth it!You can definitely brag about it in front of your relatives when you look back!