Coquettish Rebirth

It can be said that at such a time, Jia Hongjian understood why all kinds of strange anti-Japanese films gradually came out in China.Speaking of the strangeness of domestic anti-Japanese films, of course, if we really want to find the first film or TV "spoof" history in history, Jia Hongjian thinks it should be called "Kyoto Baller".Such a film was considered a gathering of stars back then. Apart from Chen Peisi, Jiang Kun, Zhang Fengyi, and a series of stars in the film or cross talk circle, what kind of drama did everyone act in? ?That is to say, at the end of the Qing Dynasty, foreigners ran rampant in China, and then foreigners formed a team to play a game against their embassy team in China. After winning, they began to say "I am not targeting you, I mean the Chinese here are all..."

Of course, such a remark made people uncomfortable. How could the people who were watching the excitement think that they would be so humiliated.So a protagonist who once studied in the UK and now roams the rivers and lakes stood up and said that the Chinese will definitely win them!Such a move of the protagonist certainly made all kinds of Chinese people applaud, but it frightened the senior officials of the Qing Dynasty who were also humiliated just now!In the eyes of senior officials in the Qing Dynasty, a foreigner is a foreign master!It must not be offended!How can a "slave" from his own family stand up and say that he will definitely win the foreign master?Isn't this to die?Unexpectedly, at this time, the foreign ambassadors came to Yosai to fuel the flames, saying that there must be a competition!In such a case, the Qing royal family appointed an eunuch to form a football team.

Such a football team composed of eunuchs, although it is said that the selection of materials is from the Yulin Army, but on the one hand, they don't even think about winning. What is the physical level of the two Yulin Army?Not to mention opium smoking one by one, but it's almost the same!On the other side, the protagonist who stood up and said that he would definitely win against the foreign devils is looking for people everywhere to prepare to form such a team full of talented folks and strangers!But the Qing Dynasty certainly cannot tolerate this kind of "slave" who destroys their "unity and friendship with foreign friends", so the Qing Dynasty hunted down this protagonist in various ways.But at this time, the fiancée of the team captain who insulted the Chinese before did not know what it was out of curiosity.Take the initiative to help this group of mysterious orientals familiarize themselves with football rules, and at the same time help them find a suitable venue for training, and even help them avoid the pursuit of the Qing Dynasty!

Then during such a practice process, this foreign girl fell in love with the Chinese protagonist.He even divorced his player fiancé for the sake of the Chinese protagonist.Later, when the match between the two sides started, the protagonist team was a private team after all, and it was impossible to replace the official team as soon as it came up.So the Yulin Army football team played first, and the Yulin Army football team was overwhelmed by foreigners, and the score was 6-0 or something.Just at such a time.The group of people in the imperial forest army didn't know whether they couldn't run anymore, or they decided to surrender. Anyway, it was a gesture of admitting defeat. The foreigners picked up the porcelain vases as prizes to celebrate the victory.Then foreigners saw the foreign woman standing with the Chinese folk football team, so they said that the previous game was not over, let the folk football team play and then mentioned-"Anyway, you are all Chinese, they owe you Also, it’s only right and proper.”

But who knew that after the members of the folk football team came on the field, they really scored goals one after another!After kicking, the foreigners started to use dirty tricks, and all kinds of beating movements came out.China is certainly not to be outdone.Let's fight!Fight and play football!As for the referees of such a game, it is really fair and open. Although they did not brag about foreigners beating others, they did not brag about Chinese beating foreigners either!So after playing like this, the Chinese actually took a lead by one goal!But at this time, the high officials of the Qing Dynasty couldn't stand it any longer, and directly shouted that if these "minions" dared to win, they would cut off their heads!And the players of the protagonists, because of such a national integrity, beat the gringo in a daze!The end result is that after this group of people won, they were arrested by officials.Pull to the execution ground to behead!

Why did Jia Hongjian think this film was the first spoof film in mainland China?Because he is the first mainland film to learn the spoof style of Hong Kong films!Such a film was successfully filmed in 87, and in 83, Junior Brother Cheng Long played a film called "Bo Niu", which was "Kung Fu Football"!Before.It is the "cultural desert" like Hong Kong and Taiwan that likes to play all kinds of unscrupulous spoofs, but in 87, such a "Kyoto Ball Man" also learned it.Of course, to be honest, this "Kyoto Baller" is not so spoofed that it is unacceptable, although it is generally speaking.But passable.Especially for such a film, in fact, the heroine, the foreign woman, was looking for Paulina Lafang, the top ten most popular actress in Europe at that time!A young French girl who is popular in France has traveled all the way to China, and even received what she considers to be almost zero compensation. This is really admirable!And this Lafang has been in China for three months, and he still loves China in every way, even ordering Chinese food every meal, and quickly learned to use chopsticks!

Having said that, although such a film was regarded as a pioneer of "spoofing" back then, in fact, this film was not so spoofed that it was unacceptable, and it was not so brain-opening as to be weird.In the next few years, the mainland slowly began to try to learn from various genre films in mature film regions, at least not too successful at the box office.Then before the reunification, those filmmakers on Hong Kong Island began to go north to pan for gold one by one.After these people went to the north, although they had good films like "Tai Chi Master", it is undeniable that they still came here with their "cultural desert" habits. What are the habits of "cultural deserts"?It means being fearless, and being able to spoof anything!

So all kinds of messy anti-Japanese movies can basically be said to be messed up by those Hong Kong and Taiwan filmmakers who went to the mainland.In their view, since Jin Yong's works can be adapted and messed up, why can't there be kung fu fighting devils in anti-Japanese dramas?Why can't there be hand-splitting devils?Why can't there be a grenade that blows up the plane in the sky?Even speaking, why can't the sniper rifle jump off the head of the devil captain with a single shot at a distance of 800 miles?This is one reason, and the other reason is naturally that in the eyes of Hong Kong and Taiwan film and television professionals, how can the United States play "Captain America", but not in the mainland?Besides, shooting other fantasy themes is risky!

Taking the popularity of 2012 as an example, using existing IP to develop is a fan economy, and there is a basic disk!It is less risky!And to redevelop an original IP, which is completely from scratch, is risky!What is IP?It is intellectual property!Anti-Japanese dramas have a basic audience. If you integrate new things that you want to try into anti-Japanese dramas, then the risk is small!On the one hand, the market risk is small, and on the other hand, the risk of passing the review is also small!And reopening an original fantasy drama fantasy drama, among other things, first of all there are risks in passing the review, and then what if the market does not accept it?This is also a risk!So in the end, all kinds of wonderful anti-Japanese dramas will emerge one after another!

And what these filmmakers didn't understand was that Americans played "Captain America" ​​because Americans generally took advantage of World War II!As soon as they were not beaten to the mainland by the fascist army, the people in the country did not die or sacrifice, and they did not resist on the front line at the beginning, but when they saw the situation became clear in the middle and late stages, they rushed forward Go in to share the benefits, and then promote it as if they quickly quelled the evil forces of fascism because they sent troops.In this way, don't the American people relax their minds?Besides, Germany did have some brain-opening black technology ideas in the final stage, which also has a certain foundation, so the American black technology and German black technology are engaged in a confrontation. After winning, the United States quickly won. Victory, this is in line with the general trend of history!

But China is different here. It was China that Japan invaded, and it has been entrenched here for eight years!If it weren't for the United States and the Soviet Union to turn around and fight Japan after they got rid of the Germans, the war of resistance would not necessarily last for many years!China's greatest contribution in the Anti-Japanese War was to hold back a large number of Japanese troops. This is equivalent to the role of MT, and it is still a MT that suffered heavy losses. It is not the DPS that took away the boss's DPS in one round!Under such a situation, if you say that China has some black technology that can ravage the Japanese...then why didn't you fight back to the Japanese mainland within four years?Why is it so awesome and caused heavy losses to the common people in our country?Unreasonable!This is in conflict with history!

So what kind of "magic" China wants to play during the Anti-Japanese War, it must be Japan's invasion of Korea, a series of countries around China in the Indochina Peninsula, and China's mainland has not been affected by the war. After China decided to join the war, it quickly Flattened the Japanese army and even counterattacked to the Japanese mainland, forcing Japan to surrender in the Japanese mainland.In this way, the common people in our country must be able to accept that during the war against Japan, various capable people and strangers in our country joined the ranks of attacking the Japanese, and fought back and forth with Japanese black technology ninjas and the like, and finally wiped out Not to mention the black technology ninja, but also destroyed the Japanese Empire by the way... Is this the truth? (~^~)