Coquettish Rebirth

At this time, Chen Peisi was at home in the capital discussing the future direction of sitcoms with several playwrights introduced by China Satellite TV.To be honest, it was really stressful for China Satellite TV to do this ri-broadcast sitcom. At the beginning, they urgently spent two weeks filming 60 episodes. During that time, it was almost daytime The night is almost gone.That's it, just in time for it to be broadcast when it starts broadcasting!

After the broadcast, Chen Peisi and his team can finally rest for ten days. Everyone can take a good bubble bath, ask the master to rub their backs, and have a leisurely time.Ten days passed, and everyone gathered together again to start preparing the draft for the next stage of the 60-episode sitcom.This time I encountered some difficulties in preparing the draft script. For example, the biggest problem is that everyone’s brains are basically wiped out by the huge demand in a short period of time, which means that they basically use all the funny jokes in their minds. Lost!

So this time to write the script for 60 episodes, several of them discussed it for more than a week, and only 30 episodes were written. Afterwards, everyone can find out that they made up the numbers, which is not funny at all!In desperation, after asking for instructions, Chen Peisi chose to start filming and work on the script, so that at least 30 episodes can be handed over at the end, right?In short, get as much as you can first.

That afternoon, Chen Peisi, Liang Zuo and others gathered in a teahouse with sleepy eyes. "Pace, look at this. Hey, after I got home last night, I came up with an idea in my half-dream, and I wrote it down quickly. Hey! I was going to save this idea for my future novels. I used it. You must win an Oscar, no, the Nobel Bomb Award, now it’s for your face, let me lend it to you first..." Liang Zuo, wearing glasses as thick as the bottom of a beer bottle, said with a slippery mouth unique to the people of the capital.

"Really? Then I'll inspect the goods first..." Chen Peisi smiled, squinted his eyes and began to read the handed over notebook.He was quite looking forward to it, because this Liang Zuo was not someone else.This old Liang is quite famous in the Chinese comedy circle!Speaking of this Liang Zuo, he was not very happy to come to this crew, because the pressure was too great, and he knew before that it would definitely be a show with "News Network".Liang Zuo is now the top writer in the sitcom world, why does he make himself so tired and stressed?

But he just can't bear to be praised, this comedian Liang Tian's brother, as long as he is praised a few times, he will dare to go to the sword with the other party!Originally, this Liang Zuo had a talent for literature since he was a child, and he has been trying to write novels to win the Nobel Prize.Then just write.He is quite well-known, but once Jiang Kun happened to encounter a bottleneck in his career, and he thought it was not funny to write a joke, so he came to ask Liang Zuo’s mother, who is also a famous screenwriter and author, for advice, and finally met Liang Zuo , I also encountered the prototype story of "Thinking of the Tiger's Mouth".

At that time, Jiang Kun's heart was moved, and he could tell that although Liang Zuo's works were particularly literary, they were described in a long paragraph of written language.This generally does not meet the requirements of cross talk jokes, but for some reason, it looks particularly funny.So Jiang Kun moved his mind to fool Liang Zuo.He told Liang Zuo——how long will it take you to write novels before you can get ahead?How about cooperating with me, if the level of cross talk is good, we can go to the night and then it will be famous all over the country!So, this Liang Zuo was fooled into writing cross talk jokes, and later he was pulled into "I Love My Family" by people in the literary and art circles like Yingda, so he and his younger sister Liang Huan became " Screenwriter of I Love My Family.And this Liang Huan also attracted Yingda later, and as a result, Yingda finally divorced Song Dan in 95.

"En. That's right, it's quite a drink..." Chen Peisi nodded in approval.The notebook in his hand was Liang Zuo's work, and it basically wrote popular jokes in the capital's alleys, in Wang Shuo's words.That is "popular vulgar comedy", but Chen Peisi doesn't care about this, comedy, vulgarity is fine, as long as it is not vulgar, it is funny enough!Besides, just doing shows every day, one episode a day, who can be elegant?Let Wang Shuolai be the screenwriter, this buddy will have to kneel immediately!To write sixty episodes at a time, is this something that an elegant person can do?

As soon as Liang Zuo saw Chen Peisi nodding, he became arrogant at that time: "Let me tell you, this idea is absolutely no problem! If it weren't for the people from China Satellite TV and you begging me desperately, this I'm not willing to come here at all..." Chen Peisi looked at Liang Zuo's arrogance and was immediately happy. He knew that this old Liang was a good person, but he just liked to have fun. When he was free, he liked to brag with his friends. It's just a few nonsense words.

But at this moment, the cell phone in Chen Peisi's arms rang.He took it out and saw that it was the number from Shanghai. Look at the last number. It should be a call from China Satellite TV. What's the matter?Has the broadcast plan changed?Just after Chen Peisi connected the phone in doubt, Yuan Ming's reserved but joyful voice came from the other end of the phone, "Peisi, I'm Yuan Ming, and the audience rating data in the station is out." !"

Upon hearing this, Chen Peisi immediately felt his heartbeat slow down by a beat!Nima, the ratings are out?What's the matter?This is a program opposite to "News Network", don't be abused by "News Network" to grandma's house?If the data is particularly low, although it is not shameful, Chen Peisi himself feels that he cannot accept it!At this time, Chen Peisi actually started to regret it, and suddenly he began to wonder—Nimma, why did I agree to do such a show in the first place?If you didn't agree at the beginning, you still have to suffer like this now?

Just when Chen Peisi was struggling with remorse, Yuan Ming's intellectual voice came out of the microphone - "Our comedy has grabbed 50% of the ratings from "News Network"! Jia I always called for praise, and asked me to call you quickly!" "How much?" Chen Peisi didn't know where the strength came from, and suddenly asked loudly, and then he heard the repeated words on the phone. After that, the whole person was stunned, as if he had lost his soul!

Liang Zuo was dumbfounded at this moment, thinking what happened to Pei Si?Why is it like something big happened at home? "Pace, what's the matter?" he asked hastily.Chen Peisi had a distraught look on his face at this time, and it took him a while to come back to his senses, "Ah? Ah, ratings, the ratings are out..." "Ratings?" Liang Zuo heard the word at the time, and looked at it again. Chen Peisi's complexion immediately judged that the ratings were low!

Liang Zuo also lost his mind for a moment at this time, no matter what, he is also the top screenwriter of domestic sitcoms!The ratings of the drama he participated in were so poor that Chen Peisi became like this, it really embarrasses Liang Zuo!He was also curious and strange, but at this time he did not choose to question it first, but instead comforted Chen Peisi: "Peisi, it's okay, isn't it just the ratings, that's because we are going too fast It’s okay, the audience can’t keep up, they don’t understand, it’s okay. I’m talking about it, our program is opposite the “News Network”, and the results are not ashamed. There are several TVs in several countries across the country, one for each The old cadres on the TV want to watch "News Network" and their family members can't help it..."

"Ah? No... The ratings are not low... 50%..." Chen Peisi listened to Liang Zuo's comfort for a full 2 ​​minutes before realizing what Liang Zuo was doing. He explained, but the explanation Still a little lost. "50% is not a shame... How many years has "News Network" been on the show, right? How long have we been here... Wait, 50%? It means that 50% of the people in the country are watching our show?" After Liang Zuo habitually comforted Chen Peisi a few words, he finally realized what the number 50.00% meant!

"That's right..." Chen Peisi regained his composure at this moment, "Old Liang, did we tie with "News Network"? We tied with "News Network"! We actually fought with "News Network" It's a tie! Hahaha!" "Did you tie the "News Network"? Did we tie the "News Network"? Hahaha! By the way, Lao Chen, what did I just say? Did I mean my joke? Absolutely good? Have you seen it! I got Nobel jokes to be included in this crap show, and this crap show will soon equalize "News Network"! Hahahaha!" Liang Zuo almost shouted at this time, "I'm a genius !" and so on, obviously just now he was sad because of the low ratings of the show, but at this moment he acted like he had expected that this show would be extraordinary.

At this moment, Chen Peisi only felt that her whole body was full of energy, as if the fatigue from filming and writing the script had completely disappeared!It seems that now he just came back after decades of rest, he just feels full of motivation all over his body!Competent Ping "News Network", in this day and age, it can definitely be bragged about!Maybe in the future, when Chen Peisi is outside, when someone introduces him, he will not say that he is Chen Xiaoer who has been to the Spring Festival Gala, but that he is the comedian Chen Xiaoer who can rival the ratings of "News Network" Pace]!

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