1988: Back to the human world for a few years

Chapter 192 Abnormal Injury Incident

“Ah~ah~ah~ah~!”

"what!!!!!"

Two screams, one louder than the other, pierced the tranquility of the residential area for government employees' families, and then stopped abruptly.

No, to be precise, it was a scream and a cry.

"Mom, I think I heard someone shouting."

A hard-working student who was lying on the table biting the tip of a pen and rushing to finish his summer homework looked up and asked uncertainly.

The middle-aged woman next to him sneered and swung the fly swatter in her hand in the air, "Oh? Why didn't I hear you... Don't play tricks on me. School will start in a week, and your kid still has three full books of summer homework to do. If you don't finish your math homework today, I'll skin you alive!"

Looking at the unparalleled weapon in his mother's hand, which was being used in various ways, the little brat shuddered and said with a bitter face: "Mom, I really didn't let you down. I really seemed to hear someone shouting just now, and it was so miserable!"

The middle-aged woman listened attentively for a while, then slapped a fly swatter on the stool leg under her rebellious son's buttocks: "Do you think I'm deaf? Why didn't I hear it? ... Don't even think of doing those kinds of things to me, kid. Hurry up and write it for me. If you keep rubbing my skin here, I'll slap you with two fly swatters!"

The poor student twitched his lips when he heard this, but in the end he still didn't dare to argue with his mother who was full of martial virtue on this issue. He sighed depressedly and continued to struggle in the endless sea of ​​questions...

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Small courtyard.

A certain senior official who was still naked covered his shoulder in shock and anger, looking at the woman in front of him viciously: "Lü Tugou, are you crazy? Or is it the late stage of rabies, and you can't help but hit people twice when you see them!?"

Classmate Tugou, whose face was as red as a monkey's butt, stood at the door of the bathhouse with his back to the outside, looking aggrieved: "How could I know you would come back early, and at this time... I thought there was a thief in the house, so of course I thought I had to strike first!"

Yang Mo's teeth chattered. "A thief broke in? Have you ever seen a thief break into someone else's house, take something and not run away, but instead take a leisurely bath in the yard?"

Lu Yingying curled her lips, "That's hard to say. There are so many weird people these days. Xiaoyong and his friends once encountered a thief who, after stealing something, slowly steamed a tray of steamed buns in someone's house. He then ate the buns and hummed a little tune before leaving... There are even thieves who steam steamed buns, so what's the big deal about taking a shower in the owner's house?"

Yang Mo almost spat out a mouthful of blood: "Thank you, old man. Do you think I'm stupid? This kind of plot only appears in those random plots in story clubs, okay... Can you please stop putting the blame on Xiaoyong all the time!?"

Lu Yingying pouted her lips: "It's true, it happened last year, if you don't believe me, go ask Xiaoyong!"

Yang Mo rolled his eyes, took a deep breath, and then said viciously: "Okay, I'll believe you for the time being that you thought there was a thief, so you brought a wooden stick..."

Lu Yingying quickly corrected: "It's a wooden strip, not a stick!"

Yang Mo almost couldn't catch his breath, he swept the wooden strip that had been broken into two pieces on the ground, gritted his teeth and continued: "Okay, I'll touch it over with the wooden strip."

"But the problem is..."

"After you opened the door, you saw clearly that it was me, and you were stunned for a moment, but why did you still throw a stick at me?!"

Hearing this question, Tugou's face was so red that eggs could be fried on it. He nodded twice, with a tearful tone in his voice: "Who told you not to wear clothes? I was scared, and I got anxious, so, so, so..."

Yang Mo swore that his blood pressure had never been this high before his rebirth in his previous life: "Big sister! Please figure it out! I'm taking a shower... taking a shower! Have you ever seen anyone taking a shower with clothes on? "

Knowing he was in the wrong, Tugou made a bitter face: "Well, well, anyway, I don't know what happened, my mind was still blank, and my hands started moving unconsciously."

As he said this, he habitually turned his head to look at Yang Mo's shoulder, then quickly shrank back, shrinking his head like a rabbit: "Besides, besides, when I was halfway through the swing, didn't I already realize that something was wrong, adjusted the direction, and then retracted a lot of strength? ... This, this can be considered as redemption, right? Otherwise, after swinging this wooden stick, can you still stand and talk to me?"

Seeing that this fellow was actually quite proud of his martial arts skills, Yang Mo, whose shoulders were burning, was so angry that his head was about to burst open. He kicked this fellow's butt viciously: "You are quite proud, right... and you are trying to atone for your sins, Lu Tugou, you are full of sins from beginning to end, where do you get the merits!?" Lu Yingying covered her butt and rubbed it a few times, saying with a bitter face: "Can you wipe your feet dry and put on your shoes before kicking? My butt is wet... and it is all covered with shampoo foam, I have to change my pants again!"

Yang Mo was so angry that he laughed: "Oh, wipe your feet before I kick you? Lu Tugou, if I want to vent my anger, I have to burn incense and bathe, and do the prelude and gestures well, right?"

Hearing this, Lu Yingying shook her head with a bitter face, and just arched her little butt obediently and stood still. The meaning was very clear: I was wrong today, you can kick me as many times as you want until you are satisfied... This was the rule of the game when they were young. If anyone made a mistake and wanted to ask for forgiveness from his friends, he had to stand still and let the other party vent his anger.

Seeing that although this guy's behavior was extremely bad, his attitude of admitting his mistakes was also correct, Yang Mo's previous anger suddenly disappeared by half. After kicking this guy's little butt hard again, he snorted coldly: "Get out of the way quickly, I'm going to rush in! What's the matter with a grown woman blocking the door of a grown man's bathhouse?"

Classmate Tugou rubbed his aching butt with a grin, and muttered: "You kicked me so hard, but you don't even treat me like a grown-up girl!"

Having said that, seeing that Yang Mo didn't seem to be angry with him anymore, he suddenly became happy. He ran into the house as if escaping, but wrinkled his nose in dissatisfaction and muttered softly: "It's not like I didn't see it when I was a child. What's wrong with being naked? Is it rare!?"

Not only did it sound extremely unreasonable when she said these words that someone often said, but her face turned as red as a monkey's butt, and her slightly panicked steps made it even less convincing.

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ten minutes later.

Yang Mo, wearing only a pair of shorts, sat on the stool with his upper body naked, allowing Lu Yingying to open her eyes wide and touch his shoulders with her little hands.

After being hit hard by the wooden stick, Yang Mo's shoulder was not only swollen, but also had a lot of tiny thorns on it. If he didn't pick them out, he would definitely suffer.

Just when Yang Mo was a little annoyed by Lu Tugou's small hands and the faint fragrance on her body, the girl suddenly leaned forward and said with a frustrated look on her face: "No, without special tweezers and a magnifying glass, those small thorns can't be taken out."

As he spoke, Tugou scratched his head and said anxiously, "How about we go to the staff hospital and get a tetanus shot first... We can't delay this, get a tetanus shot first, and then let the doctor help you remove the thorn... Okay?"

Speaking of which, due to the material of the wooden stick, its hard killing power may not be strong enough, but its soft killing power is absolutely strong. It has been left outdoors in the wind and rain for so long, and there are rusty nails on it. A bunch of wooden thorns have drilled into it. If you don't get a tetanus shot in time, it's hard to say whether there will be big problems.

"Ah!? We're going to the hospital?"

Mr. Yang, who had always been fearless, looked bitter when he heard that he had to go to the hospital for an injection.

The painful experience of being pricked in the buttocks when he was a child was a nightmare that he would never be able to get rid of. The hard muscle between his waist and buttocks was a part of his body that he was reluctant to touch on a normal day. Therefore, when he heard that he had to go to the hospital, he immediately became unhappy.

Seeing this, Lv Yingying found a large coat and put it on him with a smile: "Hurry up, the tetanus shot is said to be removed within 24 hours, but in fact, the best effect is to get the shot within 2 hours of the injury... And these splinters are wet after all, the sooner you pull them out the better, otherwise they will get into the skin, and once the wound becomes festered, it will be difficult to pull them out. You don't want these splinters to grow in the flesh in the future, and they will prick you from time to time, which is very painful!"

Yang Mo shuddered when he heard that, and stared at the culprit in front of him fiercely for a while, then suddenly stretched out his right hand and pulled the guy's face into a D shape.

Knowing that he was in the wrong, Tugou classmate did not dare to resist. He let the bastard twist his face until it hurt, and then begged for mercy obediently.

After venting his anger, Yang Mo snorted coldly: "Hurry up, bring toiletries and a change of clothes, let's go to the hospital!"

Lu Yingying covered her red left face and looked at him in surprise: "Why bring clothes and toiletries? It's just an injection and thorn removal. It won't take much time. If the doctor is skilled, it can be done in two hours. You can come back for dinner."

Yang Mo rolled his eyes at him: "Silly girl, you didn't see this? ... My symptoms are very serious, I need to be hospitalized for observation for ten days to half a month... Do you understand hospitalization for observation!?"

Are the symptoms severe?
Need hospitalization for observation?
And it takes ten days or half a month to observe?
Lu Yingying was stunned. She took a look at this jerk whose left shoulder was a little red and swollen but who was in very good spirits. Suddenly she understood.

You guy...

Are you trying to find an excuse to skip work?
(End of this chapter)