1988: Back to the human world for a few years

Chapter 86 Tofu
Mid-April in Qi and Lu can definitely be called the best season of the year. Although the ground is not covered with purple, there are tender leaves and flowers everywhere. For the people of Qi and Lu who have been watching the vastness for nearly four months, if they don’t take advantage of this beautiful scenery to go out for a stroll in the evening, they would be sorry for the sunset in the sky and their own lives.

However, not everyone is in the mood to go for a stroll in the sunset.

For example...

Two people living in the agency’s family quarters.

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"You little bitch, get down here!"

"No! No! I won't come down!"

A certain department manager who had rejected three proposals in one breath this morning and had gained some attention was now climbing up like a tree monkey, holding on to the tree trunk tightly and kicking the branches below hard, as if this could prevent Mr. Yang from harming him.

There was no way. Yang Mo under the tree looked too scary at the moment. He was murderous and holding a straight branch in his hand. If it weren't for the difference in height and body shape, Tugou almost thought that the person standing under the tree was his angry mother.

To be honest, with Lu Yingying's fists and feet, even if two Yang Mo were combined, they would not be able to beat her, but there was nothing to be done, it was because he accidentally did something wrong.

"Get down here, you damned girl! I'm going to beat you to death!... Did I ever tell you before that you shouldn't talk about the things I taught you outside?... But you showed off the things I taught you in other people's houses the next day... So you ignored my words, didn't you?"

Mr. Yang was furious. Thanks to this girl, he had gotten into a lot of trouble again. If he didn't vent his anger today, he was afraid he wouldn't be able to eat dinner.

Hearing this, Lu Yingying stepped on the branch even more urgently, with a look of grievance on her face: "How would I know that the things you taught me were unknown to others... Besides, Sister Mu is not an outsider, you said that we are all friends... I have shamelessly asked for help from her, I can't not even tell her the reason, right?"

Yang Mo was so depressed that he was going crazy. He slammed the small note in his hand against the tree trunk fiercely: "Big sister~! Please understand clearly that friends are also divided into different levels!... My relationship with Bao Laosi and others is better than that with Miss Mu... I have told Bao Laosi and others about these things, but I only taught you. Don’t you understand the situation?"

Hearing this, Lu Yingying felt even more uneasy, with a sad face: "I, I just didn't react at once... Besides, you also said that these things are just basics, Sister Mu must know them... If not, I would definitely tell you before asking Sister Mu for help... Liar!"

After today's example, no matter how stupid she was, she knew that the things in that notebook were definitely not the common stuff that everyone knew. Although she was very annoyed that this idiot had fooled her and made her anxious for more than a month, when she thought about how Yang Mo treasured this thing and only taught it to her, she felt an indescribable pride and joy in her heart.

Seeing that this guy dared to make faces at him, Yang Mo's blood pressure soared. He threw away the note in his hand and immediately stood under the tree and started to roll up his sleeves... He swore that if he didn't hit this guy hard on the head a few times today, he would not eat dinner!

Seeing that Yang Mo seemed to be serious, Lu Yingying screamed in panic, her eyes rolled around, and her eyes were fixed on the eaves... It was over! It seemed that Yang Shidan was serious. At this moment, she could only hide on the eaves before he climbed up, and then find a yard to jump down and escape.

Do it as soon as you think of it. Lu Yingying immediately stepped on the branch and began to shrink down... Now Yang Mo had no branches in his hand. If she didn't take advantage of this opportunity to escape, it would be too late to cry.

But unfortunately, Tugou forgot that she was wearing work clothes today.

Wearing work clothes requires leather shoes.

It is easy to slip when wearing leather shoes when climbing down a tree, and it is even more likely to slip when climbing down a tree in a hurry.

So, when Tugou stepped on the third branch below as if to escape...

"Ouch~!!"

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Yang Mo blinked and leaned over awkwardly to look at his classmate Tugou, who still had one leg resting on the branch.

Seriously speaking, although they had told countless dirty jokes in their previous life, and when they were drunk, this guy even complained to him about the terrible wedding night, but he dared to swear on the red Mao Zedong billboards... There really was no inappropriate behavior between him and Lu Yingying. At most, they had just sung songs together with their arms around each other's shoulders, and they had never even held hands, let alone taken advantage of her.

So... when he felt the familiar touch in his hand, his first reaction was to let go, but then he didn't dare to let go... Although he was quick to catch the girl, this idiot's body was more than one meter above the ground. If he let go, the lightest he would suffer a concussion.

"Yang~shit~egg!"

After calming down a little, Lu Yingying, who was lying in mid-air in a strange posture, had a flushed face. She turned her head and looked at Yang Mo with gritted teeth.

Even if she is carefree in her daily life, girls in their early twenties are the most sensitive to touch. How could she not notice when her key parts were touched?

The worst thing is that this guy has no sympathy for women.

After being glared at by Lu Yingying, Yang Mo smiled awkwardly and carefully moved his hand away bit by bit.

He was now holding Lu Yingying in his arms in a back-carrying position. Although the girl was not heavy, she weighed at least 80 or 90 kilograms. He could not hold her steadily with one hand. What's more, one of her feet was hanging upside down on the tree, and her center of gravity was unstable. He was afraid that if he let go too quickly, she would fall flat on her face and his pretty face would be disfigured, which would be a huge sin.

Lu Yingying was so ashamed and angry that she was about to risk her life to bite off a piece of flesh from this guy's arm.

Yang Mo's voice of complaint came: "Hey, hey, hey, girl, you should lose weight... You are so fat that I can't even hold you... Hey, bah, quickly pull your right leg down, I'm running out of strength in my hands!"

When Lu Yingying heard this, she was immediately furious. She kicked and lifted her right leg and immediately broke free from the tree trunk.

"Yang Shidan, explain yourself clearly, what do you mean I should lose weight... Who the hell are you saying is fat!?" As soon as he stood still, Lu Yingying punched him.

God have pity on her. Although her classmate Lu Yingying is not very tall, she is very thin where she should be thin. A girl without any fat on her waist will be called fat if others say so. Anyone will be furious.

Yang Mo was hit, rubbing his shoulder with a grin, and said with disdain: "Look at yourself, isn't it time to lose weight... If you don't lose weight, I'm afraid one day I will have to call an ambulance for you... Damn it, I'm not saying anything bad about you, you've become a department manager but you're still wearing a cloth trousers... Aren't you uncomfortable?"

The so-called cloth bra is an ancient bra similar to a small vest. This thing, which evolved from the Soviet bra, was once widely popular in rural areas.

It can be said that apart from the concealing function, this thing is useless. For broad-minded women, this thing is equivalent to a death warrant - due to current technological limitations, this thing does not have much flexibility, and the supply and marketing cooperatives basically sell standardized finished products, and there are simply not many sizes for you to choose from. Therefore, as long as your size exceeds the standard, wearing this thing is equivalent to having four ropes tied around your chest, which may strangle you to death at any time!
amount……

In fact, it cannot be said that this thing is useless. At least it is made of cotton and linen, thin and soft. Therefore, Yang Mo only had a brief contact with it just now, and he already understood the actual situation of this girl, so he said the words "It's time to lose weight".

This is an exclamation, but it is also a method of diversion.

Since the embarrassment has already happened, being shy will only make people think too much. It is better to be more shameless so that it will not make each other too embarrassed.

As expected, Lu Yingying looked down following Yang Mo's gaze. Her face turned red at first, and then she became angry again: "I don't want you to care!... I just like wearing cloth, so what!?... Yang Shidan, you bastard, do you know what the difference between men and women is!?... What's that expression on your face? Believe it or not, I will beat you to death!... Do you still think this is a child?"

Seeing this guy hammering and kicking him like an angry kitten, Yang Mo couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief while begging for mercy.

Well, judging from this girl's performance.

Today, this matter has been revealed...

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At this time, the General Manager's Office.

In an office where the lights had just been turned on, a middle-aged man wearing glasses was listening carefully to the report of the person in front of him.

(End of this chapter)