One Piece: Kaido the Beast Playing House.

Chapter 342 Extra: Spring Festival Special (Thirteen)
Although Kikunosuke vomited the wine, he didn't vomit it all. At least half of it had already gone into his stomach. Now that he started drinking champagne, the situation immediately changed.

Friends who drink should all know that the worst thing about drinking is mixing drinks. Once the drinks are mixed, you may not be able to drink even half a pound instead of a pound, and you will be in trouble.

It was precisely because of the extremely high alcohol content of the shochu that Kikunosuke didn't realize that the champagne also has an alcohol content. The general alcohol content of champagne is 12-13 degrees, which is higher than the alcohol content of ordinary beer. But because of its sweet and sour taste, it is easier to drink. In order to dilute the spicy taste caused by the shochu in his mouth, Kikunosuke gulped down several glasses of champagne. Well, now something went wrong.

"Wuwuwu, why don't they listen to me? I once said that we should talk, but no one paid attention to what I said. Even Lord Oden just smiled and didn't say anything. Wuwuwu."

Kikunojo was lying on the table with a red face, crying loudly, and scolding others while crying. The scene immediately made Luke feel embarrassed, because the change was a little too fast, so fast that he could not react at all. Kikunojo was a beautiful woman, and the spectators who passed by and did not know the truth all looked at Luke with condemnation, as if he was a heartless man.

Luke really wanted to stand up and shout, "Is this guy a man? Don't be fooled by his handsome appearance! But he is a man! Don't be fooled!"
But Luke knew that it was useless to say anything. He couldn't just take off Kikunojo's pants to prove that what he said was true, right? And what if? What if the other party had a gender disorder or something? If she really was a woman, but she thought she was a man, but felt like a woman in her heart, and was a super politically correct person, then his action was pure hooliganism!
I am lazy, not a pervert! Besides, even if he is really a man, it doesn't seem to be any better for me to pull down his pants. No, it seems even more perverted!
Taking off a woman's pants is lustful, but if he took off a man's pants, Luke felt that he would have no place to stay in the world of beasts. Everyone would avoid him and he would have to spend his whole life being pointed at and criticized. No! He couldn't accept the name of a heartless man, nor the name of a pervert.

Calm down, calm down Luke, you are not the kind of person who gets anxious. Since you became the Twelve Hours, you have never been nervous. Calm down, calm down! Think of a solution! Luke!
Luke kept talking to himself, asking himself to think of a way to solve the problem at hand, but sometimes the more anxious a person is, the less he can think of anything. This is the situation with Luke now. His mind is a mess and he can't think of anything. The problem is that he can't just leave, otherwise his reputation as a heartless man will be completely confirmed.

While Luke was thinking furiously, Kikunosuke, who was drunk, didn't care about that. He continued to pour wine into his mouth while talking non-stop, telling everything out like pouring beans.

"I told them a long time ago, hiccup, the situation of the beasts is not right, hiccup, why are they still fighting? Hiccup! Obviously, hiccup! Everyone can sit down and talk, hiccup, obviously His Highness Oden, hiccup, I also hope that everyone is doing well, hiccup!"

Kikunosuke started crying again as he spoke. This guy not only looked like a woman, but his behavior was also feminine. When he cried, he looked like a beautiful girl next door. I felt pity for him. Seeing this, Luke kept repeating in his mind, this guy is a man, this guy is a man, this guy is a man.

Luke never thought that one day he would experience the feeling of tenderness and care for a woman from a man. This world is really evil.

"Everyone is obviously in prison, hiccup, why are we still making a, hiccup, counterattack plan."

Luke, who was originally a little distressed, suddenly became alert. Counterattack plan? What are these people up to? Are they trying to escape from the mine? Let's not talk about whether they can escape. Where are they going to go after they escape? There is no place for them in Wano Country. If they just focus on transformation, they may be accepted by the people of Wano Country again. If they really launch a counterattack, then they will be completely irreconcilable with this country, wait? Counterattack plan, isn't it related to the missing Kozuki Momonosuke and the nine red scabbards?
Luke was smart. They were indeed not afraid of enemies in the open, but the same could not be said for those who attacked them from behind. Kurozumi Orochi had done the stupid thing of forming an alliance with the World Government. Who could be sure that Kozuki Momonosuke was not another idiot who would do such a thing again?

It is unclear whether the World Government, which suffered a loss before, will come again. But the thief is not to be feared, but the thief is to be worried! The current situation in the New World is indeed solid, but this does not mean that the Four Emperors Alliance has the strength to challenge the World Government. It can only be said that the strength of the Four Emperors Alliance makes the World Government feel that attacking the New World is a losing business. They just don't want to do it, but they can't afford it. If one day, the threat of the Four Emperors is too great, the World Government will rush up and fight the Four Emperors at any time.

What Luke was worried about was that Kozuki Momonosuke might give the World Government an excuse to bypass the outer defense and go directly inside. Who knows how many old monsters there are in the World Government. "Drink slowly, drink slowly. You feel uncomfortable, right? Come on, tell me, you'll be fine after you say it out."

Luke's attitude instantly reversed 180 degrees, and he spoke to Kikunocheng in a soft voice, his hands moving very gently. Although he stretched out his hand to stop the champagne in Kikunocheng's hand, judging from the small movements of his hands, it seemed more like he was adding something to it rather than stopping Kikunocheng from drinking.

"They are just a bunch of lunatics. How come I didn't realize they were so crazy before? I know we lost and many people are not convinced, but I really don't think it's a big deal. After all, everyone is living a good life. The warriors' previous actions were indeed wrong, but why did they start a war?"

Under Luke's counter-appeasement, Kikunojo talked more and more, and soon he told the whole story from beginning to end. As expected, this so-called counterattack plan was thought up by Denjiro, who has the same name as Shusui Denjiro. To put it simply, the plan was to use the petty thieves and prisoners entering and leaving the mine to pass on information, connect with the samurai who escaped the trial outside the mine, rush out of the mine together, then some of them go to the open sea to accumulate strength, and the other part lurks in Wano Country, contacting the so-called "righteous men" who resist the Beasts, and at the same time looking for opportunities to assassinate those who cooperate with the Beasts, in order to shock everyone.

"Are these a bunch of idiots?"

Luke felt his jaw drop. What kind of a lousy plan is this? Not to mention how you can be sure that those thieves who only need to stay for a few months or even dozens of days will do this head-losing job with you, not to mention how many "righteous men" in Wano Country can follow you, not to mention how you can bypass the blockade and go to sea without any experience in sailing in the open sea.

Just the idea of ​​assassinating the person who cooperated with Baishou in order to intimidate others, what kind of stupid person would come up with this solution?

Isn't this forcing everyone to stand against you? One side is protecting you, the other side is attacking you. Few fools would trust someone who hurts you! Stockholm syndrome doesn't occur in this way! Can you read some books? I feel like I've become stupid myself, fighting against you fools every day!
"Brother Luke, what are you doing here?"

At this time, a muffled voice sounded behind Luke. Luke turned around and saw Jack, the silly boy, holding a drink and eating grilled elephant steak with his face covered in oil. Luke didn't know why this child's fruit ability was an elephant, his favorite thing was elephant, and his favorite food was still elephant.

"Ah, Jack, this guy over here is drunk. I'll keep an eye on him and make sure nothing happens." Luke couldn't explain it clearly to this silly boy, so he could only say it perfunctorily. However, what he didn't expect was that although Jack was silly, he had a characteristic, which was that he would never stop until he said something shocking!

"Ah, what a beautiful big sister. Brother Luke, is this your girlfriend?"

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