One Piece: Kaido the Beast Playing House.

Chapter 343 Extra: Spring Festival Special (XIV)
"You little brat! What are you talking about! What do you mean by my girlfriend? Don't say such nonsense if you don't know how to do it!"

Luke immediately got anxious when he heard Jack's words. If this kid can't speak, then don't say anything! He is a straight man! He likes women! Although Kikunojo is very beautiful, he is a man! A man!!!
"I'm not talking nonsense. Sister Xia Ji is drunk over there, and Brother Taylor is taking care of her. Maria told me that Sister Xia Ji is Brother Taylor's girlfriend, so Brother Taylor has to take care of her. If you take care of this sister, doesn't that mean she is your girlfriend? By the way, Brother Luke, what is a girlfriend?"

Jack's question confused Luke. He didn't know whether he should answer Jack what a girlfriend is, or ask about the situation with Taylor and Xia Ji first and have fun first.

"Forget it. Maria said that anyone who disturbs a boyfriend or girlfriend's intimacy will be kicked by a donkey. I don't want to be kicked by a donkey. I'm leaving first, Brother Luke. I'll find you next time."

Seeing Luke standing there without saying anything, Jack thought for a moment and decided not to disturb him. He greeted Luke with a drink and meat in his hand and turned away.

Jack left, but the impact he had caused did not disappear! Jack had a loud voice, and children's voices were sharp and penetrating. After he shouted twice, the eyes of the people around him were all focused on him, pointing at Luke.

That would have been fine, but the worst thing was that at this moment, Kikunojo hugged Luke tightly and cried loudly on him. Although Luke could understand from Kikunojo's words that Kikunojo probably regarded him as his brother Izang, he had no way of explaining this!
Suddenly, the people around him pointed and criticized him more and more. Luke thought he was thick-skinned, but he couldn't stand it! He had no choice. Now was not the time to explain. So he gritted his teeth, stomped his feet, picked up Kikunojo, and chose to leave.

But he forgot one thing, that is, sometimes leaving does not mean the end, on the contrary, it is likely to lead to further escalation of the situation.

My goodness, after these two people left, the people around them were suddenly no longer satisfied with whispering, and began to discuss loudly. The atmosphere was so heated that no matter whether it was the members of the Beasts or the invited people from Wano Country, they all started discussing what had happened.

In fact, many people here know that Kikunojo is a man, but this does not stop people's enthusiasm. After all, the famous communication theory says that most people are willing to believe what they want to believe, even if they know in their hearts that the real situation is definitely not like this, but they can't help but associate it! This association doesn't matter. For a while, all kinds of stories about Luke and Kikunojo were flying all over the sky.

First they were childhood sweethearts. Luke helped Kikunojo when he was a child, and then Kikunojo developed a crush on Luke. Later, Luke went out to sea and became a member of the Hundred Beasts. Later, the two of them each served their own masters and started a painful war. This tragic story did not take into account that Luke was not from Wano Country and it was impossible for him to have known Kikunojo for a long time.

The second is the classic love at first sight type. Kikunojo fell in love with Luke in the previous battle. He deliberately got drunk just now just to get close to Luke. Didn’t you see him just pounce on him? Similarly, this group of people did not consider one thing, that is, the two sides had never met before, let alone love at first sight. Most of their understanding of each other remained on paper intelligence, and there was no chance of contact at all.

Then there is the most disgusting sub-category, which is that Luke teases Kikunocheng as a beautiful woman, but ends up teasing her into expressing her true feelings for him. Then Luke withdraws, but Kikunocheng refuses to give in, and love turns to hate. Then the two sides fight for three hundred rounds, and Kikunocheng is defeated and captured. He comes here today to cry and so on. The disgusting nature of this version is so high that it is impossible to comment on it. I can only say that you should have fun.

Various versions of the story like this emerge in an endless stream, and the speed of version iteration has exceeded the limits of Luke's imagination. In such a short period of time, Luke's identity has changed hundreds or eighty times, and Kikunojo's situation has become more and more miserable, which highlights the beauty of the story.

This was the situation Lily faced when she brought people back.

Lily was completely confused. She shouldn't have been gone for that long, right? It should have been less than an hour at most. How come the version update has reached this level?
Luke didn't need to say much, Kikunojo also knew that in fact it was Lily who decided that Kikunojo would attend this dinner, because according to the intelligence, Kikunojo also came from a poor family and was most likely to sympathize with the lower class people. In addition, the existence of his brother Izang was the biggest breakthrough for Baishou against these people. These people refer to those who were dragged into this battle and could still be saved. For those who do not repent, death is their only future.

But I haven't had the chance to talk to Kikunojo yet. I just took the child out for a while, how come Luke and Kikunojo have already started talking about marriage?

Several anxious people were ready to start making wedding dresses for the two of them! Lily was stunned, her mouth slightly open, unable to say a word.

"Mother, isn't marriage between boys and girls? I remember that Brother Luke and Kikunojo were both boys?"

Hiyori was also a little overwhelmed at this time. Although she was the youngest, she could be said to know the most about this aspect through the memories given by the remnant soul. The others were really not as good as her, so she was really curious, what was going on? Why did everyone say that two men were going to get married? "It must be a mistake, right? Forget it, let them make a fuss, as long as they don't cause any trouble, it doesn't matter."

Lily pursed her lips and explained reluctantly that she really didn't want to ask more about the weirdness of the matter, for fear that after asking, she would come up with something advanced that she couldn't accept.

"Getting married! Brother Luke is getting married! Great! I can eat wedding candy again!"

Yamato's focus is completely different. His focus is on the wedding candies given after the wedding. Ever since he attended a wedding in Wanguo, Yamato has been looking forward to another wedding and eating wedding candies every night.

"Keep your voice down, Yamato. Aunt Lily doesn't look right."

Just when Yamato was in high spirits, Violet noticed that Lily's face didn't look very good, so she quickly pulled Yamato's sleeve and whispered.

"Well."

Yamato looked back and happened to see the look Lily was giving her. Overall, that look was a bit scary. Yamato felt that her position was in danger. Yamato immediately stopped and lowered her head and stopped looking at Lily. Although Yamato was a pioneer in getting beaten, it didn't mean that she liked being beaten. If she could get beaten less often, she would rather get beaten less often. After all, whether it hurt or not, only she knew and no one else could help her.

"Let's go. I'll take you to find your parents. After they agree, you can eat the devil fruit. Forget it, let's go find Flora. It seems that King Riku can't see clearly anymore."

Lily said as she glanced to the other side. At this moment, Kaido and King Riku were drinking from a jar of wine surrounded by a group of people. It looked like the two of them might be sleeping in the wine jar. Lily stroked her forehead helplessly and decided to discuss this matter with Flora. King Riku could no longer be counted on.

Just when Lily was leaving with the children, Luke felt a little uncomfortable because Kikunojo started to act drunk and crazy for some reason.

Sometimes she sang, sometimes she yelled, sometimes she cried loudly, and sometimes she laughed out loud. And no one knew where she got the strength from, she was doing all kinds of things. Luke failed to hold her, and Kikunojo fell to the ground with a slap.

"Where am I?"

It's true, this sobered Kikunojo up a lot. He got up from the ground in a somewhat embarrassed manner, and then saw Luke beside him. Then he lowered his head and found his messy clothes.

"Hey! Don't do that!" Luke saw that something was wrong and was about to stop it!

"It's indecent!!!"

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