One Piece: Kaido the Beast Playing House.

Chapter 498 Small talk
"I'm really not used to it. My movements feel a little out of shape."

Kikunosuke sorted out her clothes while talking. Although she had achieved what she had always dreamed of and truly got rid of the feeling of being a woman trapped in a male body, becoming a woman also caused her some inconveniences. For example, the two big lumps on her chest made her very uncomfortable. When she wielded her weapons, she always felt blocked, and it would hurt if the movement was too big.

"If you ask me, you might as well find a place to rest for a while. You don't have to come here for this matter. Wouldn't it be better to adapt to your new body first? Besides, many people have been attracted by you and almost forgot to fight."

At this time, Luke handed a cup of hot water to Kikunojo and said to him half-jokingly. Of course, what he said was also true. After all, there was a beautiful woman in front of him with a great figure. As she swung her knife, her chest flew up and down. Anyone would probably be attracted and become distracted. (If you can't imagine the scene, please refer to School Apocalypse)

"No, I've caused you so much trouble along the way, I also need to help you, and now that I'm in this situation, many of my moves and habits need to be modified. Actual combat is the fastest way to find out mistakes. This time the enemy is not that strong, I must seize the opportunity."

Kikunosuke shook her head. Although she had become a woman, she still considered herself a samurai, oh no, a warrior. As a warrior, she did not want to become a burden.

"Okay, but I think you might as well find something to wrap yourself around like you did last time. I saw you almost fall out of your clothes several times before. To be honest, you need to be careful. Some of those guys are going crazy. Believe it or not, someone will definitely go to your tent tonight to spy on you."

Luke said to Kikunosuke jokingly that she had already died from a nosebleed once before, so she didn't worry about a second time, after all, he had already developed antibodies. But his old friends didn't have such good self-control as him. From yesterday to now, more than twenty people have performed the nosebleed technique. Especially on the first day when they went back, many people hit their chins on the soles of their feet, many people had nosebleeds, and many people slapped themselves in the face, not daring to accept the reality. Although these people talked nonsense every day, saying that if Kikunosuke was really a woman, they would definitely marry her, but when Kikunosuke really became a woman, this group of people didn't dare to say anything.

"I don't think so. They are all nice people. They didn't act like that yesterday, did they?"

Kikunojo smiled. She knew Luke was joking. This time, she really felt the difference of the beasts. The word "pirate" contains the word "thief". When faced with this word, few people think it is a good word, and they will naturally think that these guys are not good people. Although the beasts were always kind when they were in Wano Country and Onigashima, who knows if it was a disguise? It was not until this time that Kikunojo really confirmed and recognized the image of the beasts after seeing the image of the beasts outside, and the last bit of rejection in her heart towards the beasts disappeared.

"Ha, that's right. These guys only talk big. Otherwise, they wouldn't all be single now. There are many women on the islands under the control of the Hundred Beasts. These guys only talk big. Some of them don't even dare to go to Happy Street, such as the battle team leader who likes to talk the most."

Luke said as he heated the cans. In fact, he didn't know what was going on. Ever since the rules of the Beasts became more and more perfect and life became more stable, the alcohol consumption of the Beasts has continued to rise, but surprisingly, the marriage rate has dropped wildly. In the past, when they were in the Iron Islands, many people went to Dressrosa to play, and then found wives and got married while playing. As a result, after arriving at Onigashima, this situation decreased exponentially. It was no wonder that Lily was troubled by this matter every day. After all, when they were busy in the past, there were people getting married. Now that they are free, why are there no such people?
"He's a very nice guy, just like you, Luxon. Aren't you a gentleman?"

Kikunojo chuckled twice and said to Luke.

"Ha, a gentleman? That's a very high compliment. But you should be able to imagine what fate will befall us both when we return this time."

Luke smiled at Kikunosuke's comment, but then changed the subject and started talking about more realistic things. Kikunosuke's change would definitely attract the attention of one person, and that was Lily. Luke didn't dare to imagine how excited Lily would be when he returned this time. Who knows, he and Kikunosuke would be surrounded by Lily's group of people urging them to get married.

"Well, indeed, Mrs. Lily would probably be very excited."

After Luke's reminder, Kikunocheng also reacted. The scene of that New Year's Day was vivid in her mind. Kikunocheng didn't dare to imagine how Lily would match them up after she returned this time. Although she did not hate Luke, she had no idea about getting married for the time being.

"Alas, I feel that I won't be able to get out for a while after I go back this time. Big Sister Lily will never let me run away easily, including you. Don't forget that Ms. Riko is also on Big Sister Lily's side. You must be prepared. The pressure is definitely not small. Don't be unable to bear it when the time comes." Luke reminded. If there is anyone in the entire Onigashima who likes to be a matchmaker the most besides Lily, it is definitely Maria's mother, Ms. Riko. Riko's enthusiasm is even higher than Lily. Don't look at Riko as just the proprietress of an izakaya, but on the entire Onigashima, everyone respects her. Not to mention that her child Maria is a member of the second generation group on Onigashima, nor that her husband was a comrade-in-arms of Kaido and Lily back then. Just saying that now on Onigashima, except for Kaiyuanhui, the only place to drink shochu is the izakaya where Riko is. This makes Riko have one of the best voices in the entire Onigashima. This voice is so strong that all the beasts are terrified.

After all, as mentioned before, the alcohol consumption of the beasts has been increasing year by year over the years, and Riko is like the ancient Greek god who controls alcohol, with an extremely high status. If Lily and Riko give orders to bring the two together at the same time, Luke feels that he and Kikunosuke can play a battle royale on Onigashima.

"I hope they can show mercy."

After hearing Luke's description, Kikunojo's pretty face showed a look of panic. She said some words that she didn't even believe, and prayed that Lily and Riko would show mercy. However, judging from Kikunojo's expression, even she herself didn't believe it.

"No, we can't just sit there and wait for death. We have to take the initiative."

Just when Kikunojo was panicking, Luke suddenly spoke.

"Hey? Why are you taking the initiative?"

Kikunojo was stunned for a moment. She didn't understand why he took the initiative to attack. Could he challenge these two to a fight? Let's not talk about whether Lily could win or not. Do you dare to fight?
"It's simple. Do you know what acting is?"

A confident smile appeared on Luke's face. A head-on confrontation would definitely not work, but that didn't mean he didn't have other ways to use roundabout tactics. Only a reckless man would attack directly. Although Luke was not a wise general, it didn't mean he didn't know something as simple as a roundabout tactic.

"Acting? What kind of acting? Wait, you mean..."

Kikunojo suddenly realized what Luke meant, his face turned red, and steam even appeared above his head like boiling water.

"Yes, it's similar to what you thought. Simply put, just pretend on the surface and don't announce it to the public. If someone asks, just put on a mysterious smile. Believe me, this will definitely work, just like Xia Ji and Taylor. Although they deny it on the surface, if you ask, who doesn't think they are a couple? Although Big Sister Lily is anxious, she has never urged them. We can just imitate them. Anyway, as long as we don't announce it to the public, no matter which of us has a crush on someone, we can pursue him/her ourselves. Anyway, we have never admitted it, right?"

Luke talked incessantly, without considering that his previous ideas might go astray to some extent. But when he thought about it carefully, there seemed to be no better way.

"Okay, fine! Then let's do as you say, Luxon, but we have to agree on a few rules first to prevent any problems from arising later." Kikunosuke's face flushed, but after thinking about it, he found that this was indeed the best solution at this stage, so he nodded and agreed.

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